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Vegetable posted:Is Blackfish the sequel to Black Swan? Synchronized diving instead of dancing? It's where Nina joins a dance company for the first time in hopes of one day becoming the Black Swan but Thomas turns out to be a fat mentally challenged man who lives in a basement. That's what she gets for answering calls for 'dancers' on Craigslist. E: Huh, I forgot about Catfish for a long time now and I just went to IMDb for it and: IMDb posted:As of August 2011, the film has been hit with two lawsuits and, according to Catfish distributor Relativity Media, the film has an unrecouped balance of more than $8.5 million and will not likely ever become profitable. Both of these lawsuits have to do with songs used within the movie not being attributed to their creators. The movie, despite its success, never turned a profit. Suzuki Method fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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I would give any amount of money for this to be the film adaptation of John Klassen's This Is Not My Hat.
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No idea this was being (re)made.  Couple others here: http://imgur.com/a/zexrO
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After looking to see if it was streaming on amazon I ran across a Kill Bill-ized poster for Lady Snowblood. Not too bad really. Here's the original theatrical poster via wikipedia.  I think I like this one the best though, even if the image quality I found is a little lacking. 
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I don't mind the design itself, but her proportions are super wonky. E: Referring to the kill billified poster. Snoop Radley fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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Jun 8, 2013 22:32
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a kitten posted:I think I like this one the best though, even if the image quality I found is a little lacking. I actually kind of hope it's supposed to look a little crappy and faded, because it really gives off a nice, grungy 70s vibe that way. If they're going for that effect, the font seems a little too clean, though. Edit: So this movie is actually from the 70s and I am dumb. Nikaer Drekin fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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Brolin looks like what Tanning Chatum will look like in 20 years.
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I like this one. Mister Chief posted:Would the Hungry Games have been too close for the lawyers? Probably, if they used that name it could be argued that it was intentionally misleading.
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Snoop Radley posted:I don't mind the design itself, but her proportions are super wonky. Yeah they really tweaked the poo poo out of her proportions, plus look at how much more pissed off and vengeful she looks in the film itself.  e: oh they totally replaced her whole drat head. a kitten fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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Two more of the Oldboy remake posters:   I hope this is good. I wonder whether they will keep the incest themes. I'm also fairly certain that Josh Brolin won't eat a live octopus.
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PaganGoatPants posted:No idea this was being (re)made. Jesus Christ  I like that washed-out look and I'm hoping that's how the film looks, even if Josh Brolin looks like Frankenstein. Also, I can already guess which cast member is playing which character.
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Fifteen: Get some heads, mush 'em together I like to think all these posters were made by the same person in an attempt to visually express the three stages of standing barefoot on a piece of Lego (Arrrrgh!, F*ck! and Goddam Lego!) All aboard the Hype-Train! Wooo-wooo!   Behold the terrifying three steps of sitting up slightly    
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Those Oldboy posters are awesome. Although I'm sure by the time the release hits they'll be watered down floating heads.
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PaganGoatPants posted:No idea this was being (re)made. Wait so thats not the guy from Angel?
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:I don't know who Samuel L is playing. My guess is the conspirator's bodyguard.
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Wow, Oldboy is a decade old this year. I was gonna say "Why are they remaking Oldboy, that's a recent movie" and well 
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It's more to do with the fact that it's a cult foreign film than anything to do with age (Spielberg and Will Smith were going to do it a while back before they both pulled out). Spike Lee is a real director though and the cast is fine so this should be worth a watch, rather than just a cash-in.
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an adult beverage posted:Those Oldboy posters are awesome. Although I'm sure by the time the release hits they'll be watered down floating heads. undoubtedly, but until then, I said goddamn
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Apparently all of these are unused posters. Hopefully whatever they pick is great as well, because even if these aren't the final posters they've still gotten me more excited for this film.
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PaganGoatPants posted:No idea this was being (re)made. Michel Gondry's OLDBOY
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Michel Gondry's OLDBOY I could only imagine how interesting the hammer scene would be with some Lucas with the Lid Off-esque editing tricks.
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I really want BLACKFISH to be a remake of Orca. edit: Oh it's Orca but it's about an actual serial killer whale. Peanut President fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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Peanut President posted:I really want BLACKFISH to be a remake of Orca. Rather a Day of the Dolphin remake with an Orca swapped in.
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zenintrude posted:Rather a Day of the Dolphin remake with an Orca swapped in. 
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:I don't know who Samuel L is playing. My guess would be the prison warden.
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That has got to be the greatest tagline in the history of cinema.
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CPL593H posted:That has got to be the greatest tagline in the history of cinema. It is. I've checked. I mean, there are some close ones, but this one's just right.
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CPL593H posted:That has got to be the greatest tagline in the history of cinema. How's the movie though?
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A human heart posted:How's the movie though? Oh boy, I'm glad you asked!
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:(Spielberg and Will Smith were going to do it a while back before they both pulled out) drat, why did you tell me that. I want to see this awful, awful movie that will never be.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:It's more to do with the fact that it's a cult foreign film than anything to do with age (Spielberg and Will Smith were going to do it a while back before they both pulled out). Spike Lee is a real director though and the cast is fine so this should be worth a watch, rather than just a cash-in. Haha, I'm not outraged they're remaking it or anything. I was just surprised at just how old it is, time flies. I honestly figured it was made five years ago, tops.
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Mr. Squishy posted:drat, why did you tell me that. I want to see this awful, awful movie that will never be. They were actually set to not remake the film but do an adaptation of the source material, which the original film does deviate from. It allows them to get around some thorny issues at least while claiming that they're doing a 're-imagining'. The Spike Lee one is, I think, more a straight remake.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Spielberg and Will Smith were going to do it a while back before they both pulled out It wouldn't be the only bad movie will smith didn't make if only he pulled out.
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Frostwerks posted:It wouldn't be the only bad movie will smith didn't make if only he pulled out. 
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Frostwerks posted:It wouldn't be the only bad movie will smith didn't make if only he pulled out. 
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Frostwerks posted:It wouldn't be the only bad movie will smith didn't make if only he pulled out.  zenintrude posted:Oh boy, I'm glad you asked!
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Spielberg and Will Smith were going to do it a while back before they both pulled out. Frostwerks posted:It wouldn't be the only bad movie will smith didn't make if only he pulled out. E: Whoops, I didn't mean to make this white noise post-- I meant to put this in the quotes thread! Suzuki Method fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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I have been trying to find this poster to buy for a while now. Does anyone know where? All I can find is really inferior versions. Because goddamn I want that thing framed. zenintrude posted:Oh boy, I'm glad you asked!  it's beautiful.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:I don't know who Samuel L is playing. Samuel L Jackson is playing Samuel L Jackson, just like always.
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