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Mr. Nice! posted:It already loving happens daily. Go look at craigslist in any military concentration area and you'll see posts from both servicemembers and civilians looking for sham marriages. I don't think you understand. It doesn't matter that heterosexuals do it. It's a problem because homosexuals might do the exact same thing. We should make a law preventing sham marriages to prevent them homosexuals from abusing the system. I am a senior NCO/officer and I'm absolutely loving retarded.
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Mr. Nice! posted:It already loving happens daily. Go look at craigslist in any military concentration area and you'll see posts from both servicemembers and civilians looking for sham marriages. Oh, I know, it's just going to be that much funnier (and more blatant) when two straight guys in the barracks get gay married for that sweet BAH.
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If you're marrying someone from your own unit, you're the idiot. Marry someone with a completely different exercise / deployment schedule, so most of the time you have the apartment to yourself. Carpooling isn't worth it. Plus if you're in completely separate groups, you can go up to your boss and tell him your mwife is sick or has an appointment or something you need to skate out of work to take care of. That's obviously not going to work if he's right down the hall.
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Supreme Power posted:I don't think you understand. It doesn't matter that heterosexuals do it. It's a problem because homosexuals might do the exact same thing. I don't think gays should get married because its an affront to God. Pretend gay dudes getting barracks marriages is just the icing on the cake.
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Jun 27, 2013 04:33
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So, do the pretend gay dudes have to suck each other off? For authenticity.
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Jun 27, 2013 04:34
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"Prove you're really gay. Suck my dick or you're going to mast, shipmate." - 
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MancXVI posted:"Prove you're really gay. Suck my dick or you're going to mast, shipmate." - In my first squadron we had an AE that was basically trying to get himself kicked out. It evident that he was doing this pretty early on during his slew of misadventures. One tactic he tried was telling the CO he was bisexual. I didn't witness this personally but sources say at that point that the CO asked him some pretty pointed questions about his bisexual adventures which basically caused the guy to retract that claim on the spot.
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Veins McGee posted:I don't think gays should get married because its an affront to God. 
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Jun 27, 2013 05:47
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abortion is literally murder(but I'm ok with it) :canofwormsemote:
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:abortion is literally murder(but I'm ok with it) honestly this is my stance. call it what it is and just own it. america sure as gently caress wasn't the first country to invent killing babies.
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:abortion is literally murder(but I'm ok with it) I'm with you there. I'm all about quality of life murder, and think death panels are the only good thing about obamacare.
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P.S. STILL COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT
mokhtar belmokhtar posted:abortion is literally murder(but I'm ok with it) Probably not a big issue for you
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Veins McGee posted:Probably not a big issue for you because im gay or i dont Get Hella Laid ??? two paths choose wisely
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:because im gay or i dont Get Hella Laid ??? two paths choose wisely You're a fag.
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Veins McGee posted:You're a fag. not cool mate
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:not cool mate God hates you but at least you can get married now(in theory. I guess you'd have to talk to other humans in real life to do that.)
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Jun 27, 2013 07:13
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Veins McGee posted:God hates you but at least you can get married now(in theory. I guess you'd have to talk to other humans in real life to do that.) i have a dog now so i really never need to except liquor store/school/various non wendy's fast food esstablishments/wal mart
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:i have a dog now so i really never need to except liquor store/school/various non wendy's fast food esstablishments/wal mart You can just order poo poo from walmart.com and food from various websites like grubhub.com to minimize your human interaction. Have you considered online classes?
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Veins McGee posted:You can just order poo poo from walmart.com and food from various websites like grubhub.com to minimize your human interaction. Have you considered online classes? I gotta get a real degree not yours lol education burn, anywho, i prefer to not ship my food as it is on my list with buying fleshlight as "kill self immediately" territory
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:I gotta get a real degree not yours lol education burn, Fleshlights don't even really look like flashlights except in some sort of abstract cartoon way. Its pretty bullshit.  i guesshttp://s15.postimg.org/ptmgwvvez/bronyfleshlight.jpg lol vains fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jun 27, 2013 |
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Veins McGee posted:You're a fag. I hate the hateful words you choose to use.  oh what the gently caress that loving link 
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I'm glad I succumbed to cynicism long ago, or poo poo like this would make me worry about the human race. We're hosed.
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Veins McGee posted:Fleshlights don't even really look like flashlights except in some sort of abstract cartoon way. Its pretty bullshit.  I knew it had to exist, but WHY does it have to exist?
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Creepers want to gently caress a cartoon horse. e: holy poo poo i just looked, I didn't guess wrong.
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TheUnhorse posted:honestly this is my stance. call it what it is and just own it. america sure as gently caress wasn't the first country to invent killing babies. yeah people always slippery slope when you go there but gently caress it, there's good murder and there's efficient murder and there's indifferent murder and there's bad murder
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GD_American posted:yeah people always slippery slope when you go there but gently caress it, there's good murder and there's efficient murder and there's indifferent murder and there's bad murder hey there friendo  let's put down our swords, if only to kill babies together
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Meh, killing a clump of cells isn't murder in my book. Even with late term abortions, women don't just have those for fun, it's generally because there's something wrong.
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Casimir Radon posted:Meh, killing a clump of cells isn't murder in my book. Even with late term abortions, women don't just have those for fun, it's generally because there's something wrong. lol if you think the majority of abortions are performed for mother safety
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:lol if you think the majority of abortions are performed for mother safety
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Hernandez's defense, that guy I killed was hitting on my girl, also he's really just a clump of cells
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Snowdens Secret posted:Hernandez's defense, that guy I killed was hitting on my girl, also he's really just a clump of cells lol
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OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THIS FORUM TONIGHT?!
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well excuse us for not conforming to traditional gender roles tonight
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 is AWS kosher for pic hosting or what
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THIS FORUM TONIGHT?! check your cis-typical posting at the door with your privilege also goons in platoons is too masculine and evokes strong imagery of the patriarchy, mods please change it to goonsies in platoonsies plz tia
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TheUnhorse posted:please change it to goons in pla-troons plz tia
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TheUnhorse posted:hey there friendo hell yes this state is so anti-abortion and yet so in need of judicious application
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abort this thread
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movax posted:abort this thread Thread is "let's talk about idiots", not "let idiots talk". That's what d&d is for  e: I posted this in civ thread, but this is good for a laugh or 5 (or spiking your blood pressure, ymmv) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3556642 Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jun 28, 2013 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Thread is "let's talk about idiots", not "let idiots talk". That's what d&d is for You could make a DND drinking game out of any thread there. Drink for every mention of: privilege imperialism patriarchy socialism capital/ism
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