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Bert of the Forest posted:Just came across this wonderful train wreck of a man, and I just knew I had to share it. Yeah I don't care what any of you say I'm ordering a copy of Troy's Life Lessons, the stuttered computer voice, winning turkeys and roosters, I'm loving on this poo poo.
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Bert of the Forest posted:Just came across this wonderful train wreck of a man, and I just knew I had to share it.
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CommissarMega posted:Isn't that the same thing? It's what I meant, certainly- can't they just cancel the KS, spruce things up a bit and come back? Yeah but then they'd have a cancelled KS project on their permanent record, which is never a good look. There'd be a link on their next project right back to the cancelled one so all their potential backers would have easy access to it.
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I can't get mad about animal noises guy.  I actually really hope he makes his goal and gets to talk to and work with people who actually know what they're doing and can help him put out some quality edutainment software for kindergarteners.
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Jul 10, 2013 11:03
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Lodin posted:That looks like a man who just came in from trying to headbutt his truck. He sounds like it as well. This one's sorta mixed for me. The premise sounds sorta weird to an adult but keep in mind kids 4-8 are also the target audience that finds poo and fart jokes incredibly hilarious. Having things explained to them in the form of animals with some random sounds thrown in might actually be effective in teaching them not to, heck McGruff and DARE worked wonders despite being ridiculously stupid in retrospect.
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Lodin posted:That looks like a man who just came in from trying to headbutt his truck. He sounds like it as well. And the truck won
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Hey guys - someone has finally decided to write the book that asks the biggest question of my childhood : Why Don't Mommy Kiss Daddy No More? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1341314700/why-dont-mommy-kiss-daddy-no-more?ref=live Edit : As a side note, I've noticed more and more authors referring to themselves via their initials. It all started with C.S. Lewis, then J.R.R. Tolkien. Now you have your J.K. Rowling and your G.R.R. Martin... All great authors, to be sure. According to the project this book will feature "very simple prose by T.A. Johnson" and will take kids on a roller coaster ride "from the sadness of discovery to the elation of learning it wasn't their fault." Except it is your fault. It's all your fault you worthless little poo poo. If it weren't for you mommy and daddy would still be happy. You little loving troll you are the reason that daddy drinks and hits mommy, and it's all because you are a pathetic helpless little fucktard. You should be ashamed. KittyLitter has a new favorite as of 20:51 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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KittyLitter posted:Hey guys - someone has finally decided to write the book that asks the biggest question of my childhood : "Through artful layouts by Jelly". Honestly who are these people?  The picture and the (very short piece of) information provided are just really lacklusters as well.
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KittyLitter posted:Edit : As a side note, I've noticed more and more authors referring to themselves via their initials. It all started with C.S. Lewis, then J.R.R. Tolkien. Now you have your J.K. Rowling and your G.R.R. Martin... All great authors, to be sure.  Being published as J.K. Rowling was a conscious decision to avoid having a gendered name on the cover, since at the time female authors were considered a tougher sell in YA fiction since it was assumed that boys wouldn't read something written by a girl. See also: K.A. Applegate
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KittyLitter posted:Why Don't Mommy Kiss Daddy No More? Why do so many horrible Kickstarters have limited reward tiers that don't even add up to their target? Bad math skills? Faith people will donate just for the satisfaction of helping them out?
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DancingPenguin posted:"Through artful layouts by Jelly".
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torgo posted:Why do so many horrible Kickstarters have limited reward tiers that don't even add up to their target? Bad math skills? Faith people will donate just for the satisfaction of helping them out? Adding up all the cash from rewards, they only lack 3925 bucks. That's just one 3925 dollar donation from someone who see the immense contribution this book will be to the world. 
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Jelly posted:drat identity thieves. This is some of the artful and amazing work that "Jelly" does. I cant wait to see a poetry book illustrated with this kind of artwork. "proceeds to take forth the credit card" 
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KittyLitter posted:Hey guys - someone has finally decided to write the book that asks the biggest question of my childhood : I can't help but picture this being done by someone who just got off a rough divorice, with 30 pages of nothing but "She's a bitch!" over and over.
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OrganizedInsanity posted:This one's sorta mixed for me. The premise sounds sorta weird to an adult but keep in mind kids 4-8 are also the target audience that finds poo and fart jokes incredibly hilarious. Having things explained to them in the form of animals with some random sounds thrown in might actually be effective in teaching them not to, heck McGruff and DARE worked wonders despite being ridiculously stupid in retrospect. Hahaha, nope http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/Controversies/20070705122620.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse_Resistance_Education#1998_-_National_Institute_of_Justice THe kickstarter could be cool though. Approaching these subjects in a friendly way may be a bit more effective.
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The only work about animals and drugs anyone ever needs is LaTawnya the Naughty Horse. 
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I'd like to go to an alternate earth where they used whatever her full name is to see what effect it would have on the franchise.Just imagine if it made no difference and my whole trip to an alternate earth was a complete waste of time.Maybe I can get it funded on KS.
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Ah Map posted:I'd like to go to an alternate earth where they used whatever her full name is to see what effect it would have on the franchise.Just imagine if it made no difference and my whole trip to an alternate earth was a complete waste of time.Maybe I can get it funded on KS. "Oh hi Kickstarter, I didn't see you there! You see, I was trapped in another dimension!"
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Otcho posted:"Oh hi Kickstarter, I didn't see you there! You see, I was trapped in another dimension!" Please do this as soon as the camera turns on.
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Otcho posted:"Oh hi Kickstarter, I didn't see you there! You see, I was trapped in another dimension!" The moment anybody pulls this poo poo in their video, I close the window.
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The General posted:The moment anybody pulls this poo poo in their video, I close the window. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iQC0Fqpq70
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Orzo posted:The question is, can you watch this video without closing it? Actually, that could be a lot longer before I turned it off. I will take a montage of terrible over a singular terrible any time.
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Orzo posted:The question is, can you watch this video without closing it?  Something isn't right with this guy's head/neck area.
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Only Al Lowe is allowed to pull that because he's basically everyone's 80s uncle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjT3xLJvImE
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Yeah that's a pretty great pitch video. And the game actually came out. On time. Within its budget. It's the first Kickstarter game to actually do that, right?
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There was a small delay if I recall, but yes it's the first major kickstarted game to actually get released.
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thiswayliesmadness posted:I can't help but picture this being done by someone who just got off a rough divorice, with 30 pages of nothing but "She's a bitch!" over and over. No way, it needs to be way more specific. "Maybe daddy would let mommy kiss him more if she wasn't constantly riding daddy's rear end about the promotion." "Daddy knows uncle Mike just got promoted in his job, we can't all be Mike, Sheryl."
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Bloodnose posted:Yeah that's a pretty great pitch video. And the game actually came out. On time. Within its budget. It's the first Kickstarter game to actually do that, right? It's not really that amazing an accomplishment considering that its competition are people making entirely new games from scratch with complex gameplay systems and tons of new art while all LSL Reloaded had to do was copy-paste some 30 year-old jokes and draw new pictures for them. Wired wrote a pretty good article about Leisure Suit Larry Reloaded and how the final product is brought down by being "one giant kickstarter reward" at the expense of having a cohesive tone and art style. 
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Bloodnose posted:Yeah that's a pretty great pitch video. And the game actually came out. On time. Within its budget. It's the first Kickstarter game to actually do that, right? Project Giana came out before that, although i don't know if it came out on time
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Oasx posted:Project Giana came out before that, although i don't know if it came out on time I want to say a brief delay but roughly on schedule.
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There are so many reasons why a Kickstarter can be delayed, especially if they get a lot more funding than they planned on. So as long as they keep people updated i am fine.
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TheJoker138 posted:Didn't FTL also come in on time and on budget? To be fair though I hear they were coding faster than light 
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/933331750/otakuware-t-shirts-for-people-who-love-snark Did you ever think to yourself, "I really want a shirt that expresses both my extreme love for anime and my love of lovely dad puns?" Look no further.
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"Cartoon Network: You Ruined My Anime"? Come on, these shirts can't even manage to be relevant. I thought the Otaku Enemy #1 these days was supposed to be 4Kids. For some reason, though, after looking at those designs I have an urge to give someone a swirlie.
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dijon du jour posted:"Cartoon Network: You Ruined My Anime"? its funimation/tokyopop, but pretty much same thing gently caress you Tak, Iggy, and those slammin' drifts
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/816611975/adishon "Finally I can walk around with my eating utensils!" You can only attach one thing, and this whole this is just stupid. For all people with two hands, this is really an expensive clip. Its even stupid for all the onehanded people that love going to outdoors barbecues, since even if they attach the fork to the plate, they need to put it down to eat. 
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Fauxtool posted:its funimation/tokyopop, but pretty much same thing Just go full retard and make shirts about how the 3d pig-disgusting fujoshi want to take away your moe, it's not like they could possibly isolate their audience any further as-is.
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Jumley posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/933331750/otakuware-t-shirts-for-people-who-love-snark This is on par with 80% of the T-shirts sold at your typical nerd convention. They'd probably do really well.
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dijon du jour posted:"Cartoon Network: You Ruined My Anime"? I think that shirt would be 100% better if they used the font in those condescending [adult swim] bumpers instead of Comic Sans.
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