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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
You know, of all the anime tropes people go with, why do they always go back to schoolgirls and tentacles? Where's my mecha-based projects, weeaboos? The closest I can think of (KS-wise) have been the Mekton Zeta KS and Warmachine (which is more towards fantasy). You'd think that with Pacific Rim fresh in everyone's minds (if it's not in yours, get to it :colbert:) someone would jump on the bandwagon. No joke, if I had an ounce of talent, I'd try something out, but as things stand now I'm just another Ideas Man™.

I just want my giant, bigass robots.

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senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


CommissarMega posted:

You know, of all the anime tropes people go with, why do they always go back to schoolgirls and tentacles? Where's my mecha-based projects, weeaboos? The closest I can think of (KS-wise) have been the Mekton Zeta KS and Warmachine (which is more towards fantasy). You'd think that with Pacific Rim fresh in everyone's minds (if it's not in yours, get to it :colbert:) someone would jump on the bandwagon. No joke, if I had an ounce of talent, I'd try something out, but as things stand now I'm just another Ideas Man™.

I just want my giant, bigass robots.

Wait, there was a Mekton Zeta Kickstarter and I missed it? Oh, man, I think I need to go lay down now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

CommissarMega posted:

Where's my mecha-based projects, weeaboos?

There's a few on there but the searches are pretty underpopulated compared to all the projects featuring zombies.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/search?term=mech
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/search?term=mecha

There's even a few kaiju projects:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/search?term=kaiju

Note that the project called Kaiju Combat has now reappeared with a new name after disappearing due to a DMCA takedown from Wizards of the Coast who thought it was a bit too similar to their Kaijudo trademark. Part of the agreement was that they change their brand name from "Kaiju Combat" to "Colossal Kaiju Combat" but Kickstarter decided to change the name of their project to "The Fall of Nemesis: Clash of the Kaijujin" without consulting them.


senrath posted:

Wait, there was a Mekton Zeta Kickstarter and I missed it? Oh, man, I think I need to go lay down now.

Yup, Mike Pondsmith retooled Mekton Zeta and turned it into the RPG he always wanted it to be:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1888572386/mekton-zero

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Jul 15, 2013

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yup, Mike Pondsmith retooled Mekton Zeta and turned it into the RPG he always wanted it to be:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1888572386/mekton-zero

Welp, guess I'm going to just have to wait for the game to come out and get it then. Definitely would've backed that had I known it was happening.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Red Minjo posted:

No man, don't worry. This isn't tentacle rape, it's tentacle consensual sex! In fact, I'd even say it's progressive because the women can choose what tentacles they-:suicide:

Looking at the game video (thankfully not explicit, still kind of skeevy), it looks like some combination of Memory, Uno, and a path building game, which seems kind of fun, but then they go and dress it up in softcore anime porn. Does anyone know of a similar game? Not by theme, of course.

I dont understand the draw of this. If its your fetish there is plenty of actual porn out there. Why "un-sex" it?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Fauxtool posted:

I dont understand the draw of this. If its your fetish there is plenty of actual porn out there. Why "un-sex" it?

I guess its so you can make tentacle rape jokes whilst playing but not feel quite as skeevy as you would if you were actually just looking at porn with your friends.

A more acceptable level of skeevy.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Fauxtool posted:

I dont understand the draw of this. If its your fetish there is plenty of actual porn out there. Why "un-sex" it?

Anime girls that like tentacles isn't exactly a new concept, you do realize.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Fauxtool posted:

I dont understand the draw of this. If its your fetish there is plenty of actual porn out there. Why "un-sex" it?

I assume it's just a joke, you go in expecting unpleasentness but actually it's just girls and squids making cakes and being study buddies.

Basically, "My expectations were confounded and from thence the humour arose"

StevenM
Nov 6, 2011

CommissarMega posted:

You know, of all the anime tropes people go with, why do they always go back to schoolgirls and tentacles? Where's my mecha-based projects, weeaboos?

Tentacles are far easier to draw compared to giant robots.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Lose weight with plates that don't fit your dishwasher properly!
Drop pounds while most of your coffee ends up on your shirt!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/539996604/halved-dinnerware-that-makes-you-eat-less

1-Up
Aug 8, 2007

ReelBigLizard posted:

Lose weight with plates that don't fit your dishwasher properly!
Drop pounds while most of your coffee ends up on your shirt!
(...)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/539996604/halved-dinnerware-that-makes-you-eat-less
Mug and bowl are £16 each, a single plate is £33. I wonder how much they laughed when they discussed prices before putting up the kickstarter. Edit: that doesn't include shipping :psyboom:.

1-Up has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Sep 28, 2013

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


You'll lose wieght, because you won't have money to buy food after getting this poo poo.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Shouldn't you pay half as much for half a plate?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Not on Kickstarter they aren't, that's far too sensible to succeed.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

quantum_squirrel posted:

So, do you want to want to take your love for cephalopods to the gaming table?
Then back:
Schoolgirls love tentacles


(I feel somewhat dirty posting this gif)

They are saying they have no adult content, but c'mon this is like Large Pink Mushroom with a red thight cap card game.

It's more like they read Ghastly's Ghastly Comic: Tentacle Monsters And The Women Who Love Them and thought "Hey, Ghastly retired, we can steal his tag line."

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

StevenM posted:

Tentacles are far easier to draw compared to giant robots.

Yeah, but nowhere near as sexy :colbert:

ReelBigLizard posted:

Lose weight with plates that don't fit your dishwasher properly!
Drop pounds while most of your coffee ends up on your shirt!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/539996604/halved-dinnerware-that-makes-you-eat-less

Wasn't there a study or something once, where you can deceive the brain into feeling full if you put a mirror on half a plate? I suppose some of that thinking might have gone into this.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


There were several studies: one study found that you'll eat less if your food is served on a smaller plate and another used secretly refilling soup plates and people ate almost tow full portions of soup before they realized something was wrong.

Our brains are loving dumb and a plate of food is a plate of food to them. No matter how big those plates are or how much food you actually piled up on them.

Another dumb thing is that the feeling of being full has a pretty huge time delay. Our brains needs 20 minutes or so to realize this poo poo.

Lucy Heartfilia has a new favorite as of 13:17 on Jul 15, 2013

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Yeah, a smaller plate helps people with portion control, but you don't need to spend thirty quid, you can just buy small plates. Yeah I know this is basically a gag gift, but it's a bloody expensive gag gift

Oasx
Oct 11, 2006

Freshly Squeezed
Considering how high the sides on that plate are, i bet you could put as much food on it, as you could on a normal plate

booshi
Aug 14, 2004

:tastykake:||||||||||:tastykake:

pathetic little tramp posted:

If they were just making it a place where they seal it off from the river and make it a floating pool, that might work, but they're honestly expecting that thing to constantly be filtering the Hudson. I mean at least they didn't decide to filter East River, but goddamn do they have any idea how much water moves through the Hudson per second? You'd need like a sewage treatment plant bevy of filtration to accomplish that and all I see are some loving vacuum cleaner filters from dad's Dyson that they're thinking they can just slap on the border.

At least they are being honest in their photos, as the shot showing all of the graphs has one titled "FECAL". Pretty appropriate.

e: VVVVVVVVVVVVV
Note to self: buy a new mug.

Want to cut back on calories with tea and coffee? Instead of a useless mug, why not just stop putting so much drat cream and sugar in?

booshi has a new favorite as of 14:54 on Jul 15, 2013

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Just what I've always wanted, a mug that I can't use with my right hand.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

wa27 posted:

Just what I've always wanted, a mug that I can't use with my right hand.



Weirdly, in other pictures they show right handed mugs. So either they've made two different ones (which would require different molds etc), or ALL of them are left handed and they just flipped over any pictures that didn't have text in them. Either way, there's no way to specify which one you want on the kickstarter rewards tiers.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Of all the things to help you lose weight why would you want an extra small mug anyway? Tea and coffee have like 10 calories.

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

Perhaps they think people are putting Mtn Dew in their coffee cups.

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah, this. Chuck an honest explanation in the FAQ section ("We were too keen and jumped the gun with an unfinished pitch!") and you'll be good to go.
The pitch you ran with in this first iteration wasn't the pitch your project deserves (given the amount of work and gumption you've sunk into it) and the low number of pledges is bearing that out. Regroup, rethink, retool, relaunch.

Yep, exactly the plan.

Interlude
Jan 24, 2001

Guns are basically hand fedoras.
Hey look guys another BBQ thermometer!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaelraymond/bbiqtm-a-brain-for-your-barbecue

Actually this isn't too bad if the app works well. Not sure you can wander all that far from your grill if this depends on Bluetooth however.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


ReelBigLizard posted:

Lose weight with plates that don't fit your dishwasher properly!
Drop pounds while most of your coffee ends up on your shirt!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/539996604/halved-dinnerware-that-makes-you-eat-less

They could quite easily get pre orders for this from virtually any designer gift shop in London then use it to raise a loan and get a load made and sell them at that price no problem. Even without billing it as a diet thing.

Besides this is the only fat reducing plate you need:

ToG
Feb 17, 2007
Rory Gallagher Wannabe

I BET YOU this is a well executed scam. 6 investors gave $10k each? No way. If they all bounced after funding then the creators still get $10k that was donated and just have to produce a lovely documentary.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ToG posted:

I BET YOU this is a well executed scam. 6 investors gave $10k each? No way. If they all bounced after funding then the creators still get $10k that was donated and just have to produce a lovely documentary.

MEDICAL EMERGENCY: Our film crew will be carrying cash in the case of a life threatening or serious medical emergency. We will make concerted attempts to purchase health insurance and auto insurance with bitcoin and to pay medical providers with bitcoin, should that need arise. However, we will not go uninsured if this proves impossible.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Interlude posted:

Hey look guys another BBQ thermometer!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaelraymond/bbiqtm-a-brain-for-your-barbecue

Actually this isn't too bad if the app works well. Not sure you can wander all that far from your grill if this depends on Bluetooth however.

I asked what the range was and they answered:

quote:

The BBiQ™ uses bluetooth to communicate with an Android or iOS device, so operating range is usually between 30 and 50 feet. If the app is logged into the BBiQ website you can also monitor your food and hear alarms from any web browser. As long as your phone or tablet is in range, you don't have to be.

I'd love a smart thermometer, and there certainly is a market for it given how guys on meat smoking forums seem to buy every thermometer that hits the market, but range is a serious issue. Range is such a sticking point that these new "long range" thermometers have been selling like hot cakes for the past year:

http://www.amazon.com/Maverick-Wire...bbq+thermometer

That's because the remote thermometers that claim 100-foot ranges have barely worked. The price on this BBiQ actually isn't bad by comparison, but you're spot on about bluetooth being an annoyance.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Oh, hey, the tentacle game was suspended by Kickstarter, surprise surprise. The comments section isn't as funny as it could have been, but I guess it got moved to Indiegogo.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Ahaha, this is the most obvious bullshit excuse ever:

quote:

Orange started this project back in 2012 after noticing that many people in America were not familiar with the origin and symbolism of tentacles in Japanese art.

As a fan of Hokusai's classic woodblock prints and illustrations, Orange set out to create a series of illustrations that showed the softer side of cephalopods. Something that fans could enjoy, but also something those unfamiliar with the wider world of art could learn something new from. It was with this wish that Schoolgirls Love Tentacles was born!

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yup, Mike Pondsmith retooled Mekton Zeta and turned it into the RPG he always wanted it to be:

Come on Megas XLR RPG Kickstarter!

It's funny how they suspended the tentacle kickstarter (both of them) quickly but let the PUA manual run its full course before recanting it.

Verdugo has a new favorite as of 04:22 on Jul 16, 2013

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Verdugo posted:

It's funny how they suspended the tentacle kickstarter (both of them) quickly but let the PUA manual run its full course before recanting it.

I have no idea why these creeps don't just use the offbeatr website specifically made for their poo poo. Kickstarter's audience may be bigger, but I'd bet that most of the people really interested in funding that crap check the other sites often.

Also, both the tentacle rape fetishist projects had little to no chance of succeeding, but the rape manual had plenty of sweet, sweet MRA/Libertarian cash to make Kickstarter rich.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ripoff posted:

Also, both the tentacle rape fetishist projects had little to no chance of succeeding

Tentacle Bento raised over twice its goal and Schoolgirls Love Tentacles was on its way to tripling its goal. :ssh:

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:00 on Jul 16, 2013

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Red Minjo posted:

Oh, hey, the tentacle game was suspended by Kickstarter, surprise surprise. The comments section isn't as funny as it could have been, but I guess it got moved to Indiegogo.

I don't know, I liked Dagda's little rant about how censoring schoolgirl tentacle rape hentai is something you'd expect from Communists, not here in the good old USA.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ripoff posted:

I have no idea why these creeps don't just use the offbeatr website specifically made for their poo poo. Kickstarter's audience may be bigger, but I'd bet that most of the people really interested in funding that crap check the other sites often.

To be fair, Offbeatr is for explicitly, well- explicit content, while Tentacle Bento and this schoolgirl thing seem work-safe, if innuendo-laden.

That said, the mecha genre is a much better bet, is totally family-friendly, and would earn much more money. True facts :colbert:

EDIT: I mean, it's not like there isn't a market for anime-related geek stuff (I pledged at the $30 level :shobon:).

CommissarMega has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Jul 16, 2013

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

Verdugo posted:

Come on Megas XLR RPG Kickstarter!

It's funny how they suspended the tentacle kickstarter (both of them) quickly but let the PUA manual run its full course before recanting it.
Well it's a repeat offender. The real question is how these get approved in the first place.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


SupSuper posted:

Well it's a repeat offender. The real question is how these get approved in the first place.

I'd wager that one person does the approvals "process", and another is in charge of dealing with already active Kickstarters. So the first guy doesn't see a problem with the project, but the second guy does.

CommissarMega posted:

To be fair, Offbeatr is for explicitly, well- explicit content, while Tentacle Bento and this schoolgirl thing seem work-safe, if innuendo-laden.

That said, the mecha genre is a much better bet, is totally family-friendly, and would earn much more money. True facts :colbert:

EDIT: I mean, it's not like there isn't a market for anime-related geek stuff (I pledged at the $30 level :shobon:).

Oh, hey, another RPG Kickstarter I'm sad I missed. I like OVA.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

senrath posted:

I'd wager that one person does the approvals "process", and another is in charge of dealing with already active Kickstarters. So the first guy doesn't see a problem with the project, but the second guy does.

I get the impression that their approval process is a quick once over to make sure the project doesn't break any of the rules* and won't get them sued and their secondary process for vetting projects is 1) wait for a social media shitstorm and then 2) decide whether the project in question makes KS Inc look bad. If they get enough complaints of a certain nature they'll cancel a project otherwise they just don't care. One the other hand they might knock back approval for 50 tentacle rape games every week and the two we saw just happened to sneak through, they're notoriously uncommunicative in regards to how they run the site so we can only guess at stuff like this.



* The "No 'fund my life' projects" rule seems to be pretty flexible as long as something is produced/created at the end of the project.

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