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...of SCIENCE! posted:I am inordinately upset that, rather than encouraging creativity and being set in an entirely unique world made of legos, the Lego movie seems to an unending parade of IPs that have Lego kits made out of them. So it's just one giant toy commercial and series of plugs; be sure to buy thew new Lego Batman kits, in stores holiday season 2013! And the new Justice League Lego kits! Is there a way to make a lego movie without it being a giant toy commercial? Even if you remove the IPs, its still a lego movie. Also we get a goofy Batman because of this. The world needs more goofy Batmans.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I am inordinately upset that, rather than encouraging creativity and being set in an entirely unique world made of legos, the Lego movie seems to an unending parade of IPs that have Lego kits made out of them. So it's just one giant toy commercial and series of plugs; be sure to buy thew new Lego Batman kits, in stores holiday season 2013! And the new Justice League Lego kits! That's just the way Lego is these days. While there are a ton of people making original works out there, from a sales point of view, Lego isn't really about "generic" sets of Lego anymore. For better or worse, licensing is their game. With it being such a big component of the companies products, it would be a bit weird, from a childs point of view, to see a Lego movie that featured none of the licenses they were so familiar with.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:31 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Would you like a Subway with your iHop? (whatever the gently caress, that is) In case you're being sarcastic (I hope you are):
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:32 |
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Lance Streetman posted:In case you're being sarcastic (I hope you are): Half sarcastic, I'm not from the USofA. It's some sort of clothing store?
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:33 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Half sarcastic, I'm not from the USofA. It's some sort of clothing store? It's a chain of restaurants. The name stands for "International House of Pancakes." Lizard Combatant posted:Ok, that was sarcasm. I'll stop now. It's 1:30 in the morning, my sarcasm detector went to sleep long ago. Lance Streetman fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Jul 17, 2013 |
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Lance Streetman posted:It's a chain of restaurants. The name stands for "International House of Pancakes." Ok, that was sarcasm. I'll stop now.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:37 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Half sarcastic, I'm not from the USofA. It's some sort of clothing store? That's the International House of Pancakes, good sir. It is INTERNATIONAL.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:38 |
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Gonz posted:That's the International House of Pancakes, good sir. Well, we don't have one. Man of Steel is making me want things I can't have! (mostly I just want those 2+ hours back) Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Jul 17, 2013 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:e: Hahaha, holy poo poo I only just got the irony of complaining that IP licenses make the LEGO MOVIE a giant toy advertisement. Of course it's been sliding down a slippery slope of telling children how to play with toys for a long time but it's better than buying kids videogames. edit: I guess you could buy your kids Minecraft.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 09:57 |
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casa de mi padre posted:I don't see a problem with advertising Lego though, it's the best toy for kids. I agree. As for the rest of the post, well... Maybe best to take it to the Lego thread.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 10:17 |
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Jefferoo posted:What's sad is that the Battleship movie kinda loving rocks in all the worst ways. The battleship pegs as the alien weapons, the boat drift, the use of AC/DC, a real-life cyborg soldier beating the poo poo out of an alien... there's a certain sense of positivity to it that I just can't knock. FTFY, because if you aren't RARHing at the screen when that happens, I don't know what unfeeling, un-American person you are. I was actually tearing up when that happened.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 12:03 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Well, we don't have one. Someone I talked to about Man of Steel (Yoshifan I think) made a good point that there shouldn't be any breaking of verisimilitude about the product placement because, really, haven't we all had a room-clearing brawl in an IHOP at some point in our lives?
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:00 |
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Hewlett posted:Someone I talked to about Man of Steel (Yoshifan I think) made a good point that there shouldn't be any breaking of verisimilitude about the product placement because, really, haven't we all had a room-clearing brawl in an IHOP at some point in our lives? Honestly, the product placement was the least of that film's problems - and somewhat appropriate considering his "and The American Way" catch phrase.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:16 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Honestly, the product placement was the least of that film's problems - and somewhat appropriate considering his "and The American Way" catch phrase. I agree the movie had way worse problems, but it still made that fight worse when you notice that shots were framed specifically to incorporate the Sears or 7-11 logo taking up 1/4 of the screen. It's horribly distracting and makes the movie feel cheap to me. Anyway, here's a poster for a movie I am really looking forward to. I really like it, it's simple and classy.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:26 |
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Ez posted:I agree the movie had way worse problems, but it still made that fight worse when you notice that shots were framed specifically to incorporate the Sears or 7-11 logo taking up 1/4 of the screen. It's horribly distracting and makes the movie feel cheap to me. It takes a lot of money to make a film look that cheap.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:43 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:It takes a lot of money to make a film look that cheap. Ironic isn't it?
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:50 |
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Ez posted:Anyway, here's a poster for a movie I am really looking forward to. I really like it, it's simple and classy. This kind of reminds me of the poster for 42. Probably the white background plus action pose, plus number in the title. But drat, that cast... Looking forward to that now. And the Lego movie looks loving awesome.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 16:54 |
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Fassbender and McQueen is a good match. I really liked Shame. I had a lot of problems with it but I still really liked it.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 18:19 |
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Vagabundo posted:Justin Bieber was the worst part of Alice in Wonderland. This isn't getting enough love, it's such a good send up of all those other "dramatic back to viewer" posters.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 18:19 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Fassbender and McQueen is a good match. I really liked Shame. I had a lot of problems with it but I still really liked it. Have you seen Hunger? It's incredible. Shame is very good but Hunger is a step above for me. Really looking forward to 12 Years.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 19:13 |
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Ez posted:I agree the movie had way worse problems, but it still made that fight worse when you notice that shots were framed specifically to incorporate the Sears or 7-11 logo taking up 1/4 of the screen. It's horribly distracting and makes the movie feel cheap to me. That movie has a hell of a cast.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 20:03 |
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A new Steve McQueen movie with a cast like that? Sign me the gently caress up!
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 20:19 |
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New poster for You're Next
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 21:00 |
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Slasherfan posted:New poster for You're Next It would suck living in a house like that.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 21:21 |
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Slasherfan posted:New poster for You're Next I'm getting a heavy "Metal Gear Solid" vibe from this
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 21:41 |
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Cacator posted:It would suck living in a house like that. You play hide and seek with your kids, a week later find them from the smell . casa de mi padre posted:I don't see a problem with advertising Lego though, it's the best toy for kids. It doesn't push any values on children and encourages creativity. While I do think it's a great toy for kids, *cough cough*
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 21:44 |
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Slasherfan posted:New poster for You're Next (I would love to see a movie with a house that had such a nonsensical room layout, played completely straight. It's the perfect power fantasy for architects who suffer under the yoke of reason when designing building.)
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 21:55 |
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You know, if I could have a house so big that it has a goddamn sewing room, I would put up with it being a labyrinthine wolf face. Also, I love that one room is about five feet by five feet and just has a chair facing the wall.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 22:22 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:Also, I love that one room is about five feet by five feet and just has a chair facing the wall.
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ThatPazuzu posted:You know, if I could have a house so big that it has a goddamn sewing room, I would put up with it being a labyrinthine wolf face. I like how the cloak room is as far away from the entrance of the house as possible. And the master bedroom has two toilets!
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 22:35 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:Also, I love that one room is about five feet by five feet and just has a chair facing the wall. That's the blowjob room.
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# ? Jul 17, 2013 22:57 |
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No self-respecting man with that kind of money for that kind of house would have that kind of garage.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 00:12 |
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Skwirl posted:While I do think it's a great toy for kids, *cough cough* They get poo poo for that but to be fair, there's also a set with a robotics lab and another one with the extremely girlish hobby of flying aeroplanes. That You're Next poster almost looks like something from Hotline Miami. Its a pretty nice poster and sure it isn't any kind of logical house but using the visuals of a plan drawing for a horror film set in a house is a cool idea. And it also tells me what the film is going to be about, unless the film isn't gonna be about some guy in an animal mask trying to kill people in a house.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 00:17 |
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This is kinda awesome:
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 00:21 |
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Kush posted:This is kinda awesome: Pretty! How had I not heard about a new 'Zilla film before now? e: with Ken Watanabe and Bryan Cranston?! Sign me up! Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:e: with Ken Watanabe and Bryan Cranston?! Sign me up! In a just world, this would be a secret prequel to Pacific Rim where this buddy cop duo has to build the first Jaeger.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 03:35 |
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These Godzilla posters are awesome and I really hope the movie lives up to them. Casting Bryan Cranston gives me hope, he's an amazingly versatile actor.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 03:41 |
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Here's a new one by Tyler Stout.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 04:06 |
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I don't ever recall Keith David having 47 chromosomes.
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I assume you're joking but in case you're not that's not by Tyler Stout.
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