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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
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No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

kimbo305 posted:

Walking around San Fran, decided to take an alleyway to get back on Market. Lo and behold:


More rare than cool, but I was amazed to see one.

Holy poo poo. I didn't even know you could get those in the States. Awesome find!

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Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Holy poo poo. I didn't even know you could get those in the States. Awesome find!
There's a few of those running around SF, I've seen at least three different-colored ones. The first time I saw one, I had to go look it up on wikipedia 'cause I had never heard of it.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.

kimbo305 posted:




Walking around San Fran, decided to take an alleyway to get back on Market. Lo and behold:


More rare than cool, but I was amazed to see one.

:stare: We can all quit, Mangusta owner wins the car nerd game.

kimbo, were you on a motorbike tour a pedal bike tour?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Worth mentioning the mangusta was pretty much recycled into this:



A tragic case of right car, wrong company.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

blk posted:

:stare: We can all quit, Mangusta owner wins the car nerd game.

kimbo, were you on a motorbike tour a pedal bike tour?

Pedaled. If I were planning this trip again, I'd have a bikes in the rear of a van and roadtrip through the mundane parts, taking the bike out for the most scenic chunks (and yes, biking back to the van after every stretch). The last 100mi on 1 into San Fran are very beautiful, and people close to it should definitely drive it.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



kimbo305 posted:

Pedaled. If I were planning this trip again, I'd have a bikes in the rear of a van and roadtrip through the mundane parts, taking the bike out for the most scenic chunks (and yes, biking back to the van after every stretch). The last 100mi on 1 into San Fran are very beautiful, and people close to it should definitely drive it.

The whole route from Seattle to San Francisco (I'm not even from here but it's not San Fran drat it) is scenic, it's just that some parts are slightly more scenic than others :colbert: I rode SF to Portland on a motorcycle and loved every mile, even the parts where I just blasted up I-5 on the Willamette Valley.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Pham Nuwen posted:

The whole route from Seattle to San Francisco (I'm not even from here but it's not San Fran drat it) is scenic, it's just that some parts are slightly more scenic than others :colbert: I rode SF to Portland on a motorcycle and loved every mile, even the parts where I just blasted up I-5 on the Willamette Valley.

I plan on going from San Diego to Washington next summer by sportbike - should be fun. I'm gonna end up flying out to the Bay and buying a bike here soon too... definitely going to check out some of the local roads while I'm there. Last time was ABQ, New Mexico for a Triumph 675 on Halloween - hopefully this trip goes smoother.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Enough about lovely janky Italian eurotrash cars and commie bicycle garbage. I found a real car. The best car.











1974 Spirit of America Edition Chevy Nova. It's for sale, but didn't say how much on the sign. If I could afford it, I would buy this car and drive it forever.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



BlackMK4 posted:

I plan on going from San Diego to Washington next summer by sportbike - should be fun. I'm gonna end up flying out to the Bay and buying a bike here soon too... definitely going to check out some of the local roads while I'm there. Last time was ABQ, New Mexico for a Triumph 675 on Halloween - hopefully this trip goes smoother.

Ok, atomicthumbs, that Nova is loving amazing and I want to have sex with it.

BlackMK4, how is New Mexico in late October? I'm considering riding out to south Texas for my brother's graduation on Oct 25 and I'd like to know if I'll be freezing my balls off like the Portland trip (which took place early October) or if I'll be pretty ok.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Ok, atomicthumbs, that Nova is loving amazing and I want to have sex with it.

I would've taken more photos, but apparently I stood next to it for too long and the alarm went off. It knows I drive a Volvo.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



atomicthumbs posted:

I would've taken more photos, but apparently I stood next to it for too long and the alarm went off. It knows I drive a Volvo.

WARNING! WARNING! COMMUNIST EURO-LOVING HOMOSEXUAL IN THE VICINITY!

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Mother of god that nova is spectacular.

Clearly whoever had the balls to call it a hatchback was commended for his brazenness and told to come up with a colour scheme too.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Pham Nuwen posted:

Ok, atomicthumbs, that Nova is loving amazing and I want to have sex with it.

BlackMK4, how is New Mexico in late October? I'm considering riding out to south Texas for my brother's graduation on Oct 25 and I'd like to know if I'll be freezing my balls off like the Portland trip (which took place early October) or if I'll be pretty ok.

Hahahaha, I made the trip home starting around 10pm... let's just say that I brought my warmest gear (helmet, gloves, glove liners, snow gloves ontop, non-perf leather jacket, kevlar pants, non-perf boots, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, etc) and it was straight dangerous. Think drafting 10ft behind a semitruck or you're stopping every 20 min since your hands and body are so cold it's literally unbearable. It was in the 30's. During the day it'd be chilly.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



BlackMK4 posted:

Hahahaha, I made the trip home starting around 10pm... let's just say that I brought my warmest gear (helmet, gloves, glove liners, snow gloves ontop, non-perf leather jacket, kevlar pants, non-perf boots, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, etc) and it was straight dangerous. Think drafting 10ft behind a semitruck or you're stopping every 20 min since your hands and body are so cold it's unbearable. It was in the 30's. During the day it'd be chilly.

Balls, I've got waterproof pants... and a mesh leather jacket that is really nice in California summers. I survived the trip up to Portland, but goddamn it was cold while the sun was behind the mountains, before I got up to Coos Bay the second day and got a balaclava at Walmart.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Mesh isn't going to cut it... a used leather jacket isn't expensive off Craigslist.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Slavvy posted:

Clearly whoever had the balls to call it a hatchback

Well, to be fair...

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

That Nova is like :911: in car form. Awesome.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


It appears a certain forums poster (ex poster?)'s ride has become a meme due to this whole gubbmint thing you boys got going on over there.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

kimbo305 posted:

I did a bike tour from Seattle to San Fran. These are the coolest 2 cars I saw.


Drag prepped Roadrunner at the public library in some tiny coastal town. I missed the dude who stepped out and drove it off. But I did hear it tearing away :getin:

Walking around San Fran, decided to take an alleyway to get back on Market. Lo and behold:


More rare than cool, but I was amazed to see one.

Andrew Frankel at Autocar drove the MG version again last week (it seems there are three new ones with the left over chassis): http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/anything-goes/mg-x-power-sv-driven

Vigo327
Dec 24, 2012
IF I CONTINUE TO WHINE ABOUT THE PROBATIONS I RECEIVE, REPORT THIS POST SO THAT I CAN BE PROBATED AGAIN

I own one of those.

What's interesting is that the dodge concept car was created as part of a program under the federal government called PNGV 'Supercar', and that ESX2 concept came out in ~98 i think, so it was actually concurrent with the development of the Insight. Difference being, when the supreme court appointed Dubya to rule the american empire, he gleefully acquiesced to industry demands to cancel the supercar program so they wouldnt have to build these 80mpg family cars. "People don't even want them," they said."They'll cost us way too much to produce, and all the money right now is in 15mpg SUVS, not efficient family cars!". And all the money was, right up until the entire American car industry went to poo poo and filed bankruptcy because their product lines couldn't accomodate the rapid shift in customer expectations to fuel-efficient vehicles in the mid-late 00s.

So while we were busy saving capitalism from itself with socialist policies because W. et al bought into stereotypical industry lies about hardship and costs, the Japanese and pretty much everyone else in the whole world skipped merrily along. And I, a big Dodge lover, drive a Honda Insight as a DD. But don't worry, i still own 8-9 dodges, depending on whether you count my 1980 Plymouth Arrow Pickup which is actually japanese.

Vigo327 fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 4, 2013

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

88h88 posted:

It appears a certain forums poster (ex poster?)'s ride has become a meme due to this whole gubbmint thing you boys got going on over there.



Sorry, all I see in that image is this:

CHOWTIME
Jan 4, 2013

power...
Probably the most :black101: mail truck ever made, built to drive through deep snow dritfs.

SPORK08
Sep 29, 2003
wagon-core

88h88 posted:

It appears a certain forums poster (ex poster?)'s ride has become a meme due to this whole gubbmint thing you boys got going on over there.



Customs is still up and Running.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CHOWTIME posted:

Probably the most :black101: mail truck ever made, built to drive through deep snow dritfs.



This is the awesome-est AI stuff I've seen in many pages.

swampnutz
Oct 30, 2005

The BK by my office got a new soda machine:





It's Italian.

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009
^^ Those are great! All the Taco Time's around here have them. They are the best.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

swampnutz posted:

The BK by my office got a new soda machine:





It's Italian.

My local Miami Subs has one of those. Designer coke machines...whodathunkit?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

swampnutz posted:

The BK by my office got a new soda machine:





It's Italian.

So that explains why I want to have sex with each one of those machines I see...

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
Also explains why every one I've seen has been broken down :v:

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
When you get diet Sprite from one of those, it has soul in it.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

When you get diet Sprite from one of those, it has soul in it.

Italian car review swear jar: that'll be a pound.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Ugh those drink fountains are terrible. Everything comes out of the same nozzle so you get taste cross-contamination and people take 5 minutes looking at all the options instead of just getting their pour on and going.

I am angry about soda machines. :btroll:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Previa_fun posted:

Ugh those drink fountains are terrible. Everything comes out of the same nozzle so you get taste cross-contamination and people take 5 minutes looking at all the options instead of just getting their pour on and going.

I am angry about soda machines. :btroll:

Yeah I've found the machines to be pretty underwhelming, plus the control is so janky... you press and hold the pour button, it eventually starts going, then when you release it the soda takes quite a while to stop flowing so you make a loving mess. I did enjoy reading a whiny Internet rant about how these are so terrible because the poster could TOTALLY DIE if so much as a drop of artificially-sweetened soda mixes with her soda and enters her highly allergic body.

In general I view them as a solution to a problem people didn't really have--I never found myself craving Raspberry Coke Zero, and after trying it, I wasn't missing much. It's sort of like those big soda machines with the little conveyor belt that moves up right to the bottle you want. The old machines didn't really shake things up anyway, and they would drop your soda and your change immediately and simultaneously. The new machines, you pick your soda, it moves the belt up, drops the soda on the belt, moves the soda to the little dispensing area for you, and then pauses 5 seconds before finally dropping your change.

:goonsay:

Don Baylor
Oct 24, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

Enough about lovely janky Italian eurotrash cars and commie bicycle garbage. I found a real car. The best car.











1974 Spirit of America Edition Chevy Nova. It's for sale, but didn't say how much on the sign. If I could afford it, I would buy this car and drive it forever.

Even though until your post I never knew this edition of a Nova existed, I am absolutely positive now that this is how I imagined my 75 Nova as I drove it.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Boba_Fettish posted:

Even though until your post I never knew this edition of a Nova existed, I am absolutely positive now that this is how I imagined my 75 Nova as I drove it.

My mom's '73 hatchback was red with white top, I'm disappointed she didn't hold out for that one. There was some weird poo poo tied into the Bicentennial.

Mom's first father-in-law, upon the divorce, agreed that his son was a jerk and gave her a blank check to buy herself a car to make up for it. She was going to order a sedate yellow Nova, but the red SS was right there in the showroom...

When she got pregnant several years later she sold it to her cousin and bought a Ford Fairmont wagon. Cousin totaled the Nova three weeks later. I, as a fetus, was indirectly responsible for the death of a Nova SS.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

swampnutz posted:

The BK by my office got a new soda machine:





It's Italian.

I love these things specifically because they were developed down the street from where I went to college while I was there. All of the criticisms are perfectly valid, though.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

SPORK08 posted:

Customs is still up and Running.
Even if they weren't, wouldn't any goods get stuck in limbo?

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert
Is there a cheat menu on those that will let you dump all the syrups at once? Or at least sprite and fruit punch together?

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

kmcormick9 posted:

Is there a cheat menu on those that will let you dump all the syrups at once? Or at least sprite and fruit punch together?

I like them because they're the only machines that have Mellow Yellow. It's my Slurm.

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OptimusMatrix
Nov 13, 2003

ASK ME ABOUT MUTILATING MY PET TO SUIT MY OWN AESTHETIC PREFERENCES
I've never seen a paint job like this. Pretty awesome if you ask me.
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OptimusMatrix fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Oct 6, 2013

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