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Forgall posted:Gotta love how anti-environmentalism is now a pillar of American Christianity. Let's just poo poo all over God's creation, why not. God put oil on this earth for people to extract. God also made man with skin on his penis but cut that poo poo off.
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I've never enjoyed a derail so much. The Grigori are weirdly underrepresented in pop culture in general, both as villainous monsters and as tragic misunderstood heroes. You'd think the Twilight crowd would be all over that poo poo.
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Friends Are Evil posted:The Void of Punishment sounds so I have to imagine that they want to pull SOME Christians in. At least on Friday and Saturday before they go to church on Sunday and exclaim to each other, "Did that REALLY happen?" *flips through Bible* I almost feel bad for all the pastors that are gonna have to explain the Book of Enoch.
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Darthemed posted:No no, it's 7 Adventures the of Sinbad! No, look, the title makes total sense, guys. It's Adventures: The 7 of Sinbad 
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Friends Are Evil posted:The Void of Punishment sounds so I don't know if it makes it more or less metal to you but the place itself is basically God's personal blackhole where God casts sinners to rend their bodies apart, prevent any light from ever entering or escaping, and leaves their immortal souls in agony for eternity. Blackholes are Angel Prisons. The actual name for the place is Dudael; God's Crucible.
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Forgall posted:Gotta love how anti-environmentalism is now a pillar of American Christianity. Let's just poo poo all over God's creation, why not. Real paradise waits for us in heaven, so trying to sustain the environment is just heathens trying to defy God by making heaven on earth. Nybble posted:I have to imagine that they want to pull SOME Christians in. At least on Friday and Saturday before they go to church on Sunday and exclaim to each other, "Did that REALLY happen?" *flips through Bible* They won't have to because the Book of Enoch isn't in most Christian bibles. Wikipedia says it's "now regarded as scripture by only the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and the Eritrean Orthodox Church."
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Erebus posted:They won't have to because the Book of Enoch isn't in most Christian bibles. Wikipedia says it's "now regarded as scripture by only the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and the Eritrean Orthodox Church." Sadly most of the really cool books of the bible got pushed out into the pseudographia. Jubilees for example has a much better reason for why evil and suffering exists in God's world but instead we're stuck with the lovely lovely Book of Job as the mainstream response. Avshalom posted:I've never enjoyed a derail so much. They've started cropping up in videogames lately so I can't imagine they won't make the transition to other media soon. Besides, who wouldn't swoon over a love triangle between the guy who can teach you about make-up and jewelry or the guy who is master of the phases of the moon? Barudak fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Nov 14, 2013 |
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Reading that screenwriter's review of the script, I find it funny how angry he gets about how humans defying God through compassion for humanity. That's his biggest gripe from what I've found. He says a lot on the environmental aspect but you could really read the  about that point. "You made man more compassionate than OT God! You son of a bitch."
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Shut the gently caress up about Noah. Mexican poster for Wolf of Wall Street  I quite like this.
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Vagabundo posted:Shut the gently caress up about Noah. Seriously. Let's instead talk about this new film hitting the indie circuit about a poor sailor who can't sit down.  It's the Latvian poster, according to the funny pictures thread.
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Calico Heart posted:No, look, the title makes total sense, guys. See, this guy? He gets it.
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Only tangentially related to movie posters, but it looks like someone's finally perfected the experience of wearing a terrible Mondo poster:
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HorseRenoir posted:Only tangentially related to movie posters, but it looks like someone's finally perfected the experience of wearing a terrible Mondo poster: I literally got a bit nauseous looking at this.
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Nov 15, 2013 00:58
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Barometer posted:
If it stays true to the cartoon and just has Mila Kunis transforming into all kinds of badass creatures while Ashton Kutcher turns into a useless loving bucket of water then this is gonna own.
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Barometer posted:
This isn't real. I'd have heard something about this if it was real.
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Barudak posted:Sadly most of the really cool books of the bible got pushed out into the pseudographia. Jubilees for example has a much better reason for why evil and suffering exists in God's world but instead we're stuck with the lovely lovely Book of Job as the mainstream response. I'm legit curious, what does Jubilees say about evil and suffering?
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HorseRenoir posted:Only tangentially related to movie posters, but it looks like someone's finally perfected the experience of wearing a terrible Mondo poster: I hope the sole income gained from this shirt is from people buying what they think is cool as their grandchildren's Christmas present.
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher can literally never be in anything together ever again because I'm just gonna think of Jackie and Kelso and laugh my rear end off.
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TheJoker138 posted:This isn't real. I'd have heard something about this if it was real. It's definitely not a real film, but those are posters being sent out by a studio. The current theory is that it's viral marketing for the Entourage movie.
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Waffleman_ posted:Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher can literally never be in anything together ever again because I'm just gonna think of Jackie and Kelso and laugh my rear end off. Kurtwood Smith better play Lex Luthor in this.
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feedmyleg posted:Entourage movie. Honestly a Wonder Twins movie sounds far more interesting than an Entourage movie does...
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:Honestly a Wonder Twins movie sounds far more interesting than an Entourage movie does... You'd probably rather watch this, too 
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zenintrude posted:You'd probably rather watch this, too I'm pretty sure I'd rather watch that as it'd almost certainly be amazing.
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axleblaze posted:I'm pretty sure I'd rather watch that as it'd almost certainly be amazing. Supporting cast James Woods and Mandy loving Moore.
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zenintrude posted:You'd probably rather watch this, too Haha, probably. Entourage loving sucks.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Supporting cast James Woods and Mandy loving Moore. For real I think James Woods would make a great Doctor Strange e: this isn't the BSS movie thread
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A tongue-in-cheek Wonder Twins movie sounds kind of amazing.
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They're making an Ant-Man film so you'll probably get one soon enough. Ant-Man! I know about Edgar Wright's involvement, still, Ant-Man!
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Mr. Squishy posted:They're making an Ant-Man film so you'll probably get one soon enough. Ant-Man! I know about Edgar Wright's involvement, still, Ant-Man! To be fair, Hank Pym is sort of a common recurring character in Avengers stuff.
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Sockser posted:For real I think James Woods would make a great Doctor Strange Matthew McConaughey would be better.
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zenintrude posted:You'd probably rather watch this, too The music would be by James Horner 
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Ironically, a documentary. So THAT'S what he was doing in that submarine...
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 Great movie, and very appropriate re-release poster. The original poster is pretty baller though: 
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Ms. 45 is one of my favorite movie titles ever and that re-release poster kicks rear end.
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I'm loving the new style on the Drafthouse posters, I hope the cartoons are on their way out.
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