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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Espy posted:

If they are a socialist with a neckbeard, avoid

If they are a socialist and with a bong, pursue

Agreed.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I've known a lot of women who have regressive ideas about sexuality, oddly enough they were almost always in middle management

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


gnarlyhotep posted:

I've known a lot of women who have regressive ideas about sexuality, oddly enough they were almost always in middle management

I think that says more about middle management than it does about women tbh. The dudes in middle management are weirdly two-dimensional also.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



gnarlyhotep posted:

I've known a lot of women who have regressive ideas about sexuality, oddly enough they were almost always in middle management

Honestly this happens a lot because often if you're against patriarchy its harder to get men to promote you

Shithouse Dave posted:

I think that says more about middle management than it does about women tbh. The dudes in middle management are weirdly two-dimensional also.

Also this.

However all women engineers I've met have owned, they're pretty much awesome

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Espy posted:

Honestly this happens a lot because often if you're against patriarchy its harder to get men to promote you
http://www.harkavagrant.com/?id=297

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Yeah, I agree with that, just pointing out that "date a woman" is not necessarily going to make you happy

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010




gently caress Margaret Thatcher forever

gnarlyhotep posted:

Yeah, I agree with that, just pointing out that "date a woman" is not necessarily going to make you happy

I dated a libertarian MRA-level misogynistic bi girl for a week. It was awful.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Espy posted:

\If they are a socialist and with a bong, pursue

whats up ladies? :pervert:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I wish you'd wear pigtails so I can pull on them

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


"Date" in general is not necessarily going to make you happy unless it is preceded by "sticky" and followed by "pudding".

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pick posted:

date women :ssh:

sorry, I was responding to this, I should have made that clearer

continue on ladies, forgive my clumsy intrusion

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
What's a "socialist with a neckbeard", is that like the MaoistRebelNews guy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

I dated a libertarian MRA-level misogynistic bi girl for a week. It was awful.

hahahah whaaaaat?

this is a story

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Sabel posted:

What's a "socialist with a neckbeard", is that like the MaoistRebelNews guy

They're the socialists that rather than care about people care more about being morally better than everyone else. Socialists tend to have much less of these since being a socialist kinda sucks. Also if they don't wash and are fat with a big neckbeard qualifies for this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Espy posted:

I dated a libertarian MRA-level misogynistic bi girl for a week. It was awful.

OK. Dish now, girlfriend.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

hahahah whaaaaat?

this is a story

Not really, she just really loving hated all other women and hated "the poors" and was very "gently caress you got mine"

Once in conversation she tried to defend that men are victims of false rape accusations all the time and that feminists are gross and annoying and ruining society.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
was she at least good in bed?

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

was she at least good in bed?

No she was a pillow queen and I loving hate that, she should just go date men again.

Also after a week of dating she just stopped contacting me and never contacted me again instead of just breaking it off. Pretty much the worst dating week ever.

Also she was the annoying breed of vegan. (I'm a vegetarian to put that in perspective.)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Was her name Alex, by any chance? She sounds just like a horrible girl I used to work with

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

Was her name Alex, by any chance? She sounds just like a horrible girl I used to work with

Nah she went by Lexi

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Espy posted:

Nah she went by Lexi

Could still be the same awful human being :tinfoil:

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

Could still be the same awful human being :tinfoil:

Did she dye her hair funny colors?

I have a date with a girl next week and I'm pretty excited about that, she's older than Lexi and seems way more interesting and actually texts me first, also she's a grad student.

C-SPAN Caller fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Nov 18, 2013

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Not when I knew her, but it's possible... was she really, really into Of Montreal?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

No she was a pillow queen and I loving hate that, she should just go date men again.

Also after a week of dating she just stopped contacting me and never contacted me again instead of just breaking it off. Pretty much the worst dating week ever.

Also she was the annoying breed of vegan. (I'm a vegetarian to put that in perspective.)

Wow, that sounds like a horrible moron, even worse than most of the horrible morons I've dated. My sympathies :(.

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008

Some Other Guy posted:

has someone posted this yet: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBw80_1kFx_PwkcjvkiEuRg/videos

please someone buy this woman an account

drat it I've been watching this poor woman's videos for half an hour.

Here are some of her out in the wild interacting with the public. I think Youtube takes these ones down.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1375900592&

Aaaand here's a rare video of her in front of the camera:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZujhrCe1c

Espy posted:

What the hell are these


Some Other Guy posted a link on page 32 of this thread featuring a schizophrenic person's videos. I watched that video, then some more, then replied to his post. This probably has nothing to do with whatever you're discussing at the moment.

Biggie Shorty fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Nov 18, 2013

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
wow I never knew the term "pillow queen" before but I can see how that would be a total deal-breaker

she sounds not worth the trouble at all

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Biggie Shorty posted:

drat it I've been watching this poor woman's videos for half an hour.

Here are some of her out in the wild interacting with the public. I think Youtube takes these ones down.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1375900592&

What the hell are these

gnarlyhotep posted:

wow I never knew the term "pillow queen" before but I can see how that would be a total deal-breaker

she sounds not worth the trouble at all

It's a lesbian term, men are fine with it usually since they still have a hole to gently caress, but when you're a lesbian without a wide arrange of toys its really loving boring.

C-SPAN Caller fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Nov 18, 2013

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Espy posted:

men are fine with it usually since they still have a hole to gently caress, but when you're a lesbian its really loving boring.

well speaking from my personal experience/preference I'd rather have a partner that was into giving as much as receiveing and just enjoying it...if not it's like some kind of weird chore

total turn off

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Espy posted:

men are fine with it usually since they still have a hole to gently caress

lmao no

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



gnarlyhotep posted:

well speaking from my personal experience/preference I'd rather have a partner that was into giving as much as receiveing and just enjoying it...if not it's like some kind of weird chore

total turn off

Oh I know its just less of a guy complaint, although mutual giving/receiving is easily the best.

Torka posted:

lmao no

Guess not, my world view is shattered

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
So many of my friends have fetlife accounts and have invited me to their play parties and dungeons and stuff but I just want to cuddle :unsmith:

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

it might be true of really young guys I guess but everybody's bad at sex in their teens/early twenties

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Sabel posted:

So many of my friends have fetlife accounts and have invited me to their play parties and dungeons and stuff but I just want to cuddle :unsmith:

ew

did you not see the fetlife thread

poo poo is messed up

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

Biggie Shorty posted:

drat it I've been watching this poor woman's videos for half an hour.

Here are some of her out in the wild interacting with the public. I think Youtube takes these ones down.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1375900592&

Wow...She is not well.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It seems everybody's got some retarded fetish now, sigh

It's like roulette what your date's is going to end up being

and you're like "not poo, not poo, please not poo"

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

It seems everybody's got some retarded fetish now, sigh

It's like roulette what your date's is going to end up being

and you're like "not poo, not poo, please not poo"

You just wanted light bdsm and then suddenly you're in a latex horse mask and covered in poo poo

C-SPAN Caller fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 18, 2013

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

someone told me about a missed connections post on craigslist. "you sharted on my dick and you ran away embarrassed but i thought it was hot i miss you..."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

someone told me about a missed connections post on craigslist. "you sharted on my dick and you ran away embarrassed but i thought it was hot i miss you..."

That's more like a "ensure this connection never reforms" post

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

Biggie Shorty posted:

drat it I've been watching this poor woman's videos for half an hour.

Here are some of her out in the wild interacting with the public. I think Youtube takes these ones down.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1375900592&


at least she sure as hell doesn't have social anxiety. speak your mind girl :)

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queef anxiety
Mar 4, 2009

yeah

Espy posted:

Nah she went by Lexi

Was either of these girls (Alex, lexi) a redhead by any chance?

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