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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
chiming in to say go see frozen

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Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

A Winner is Jew posted:

Gaston's hot (even as a guy I know he's hot)

it always amazes me what straight guys think a hot man is

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

A Winner is Jew posted:

Sup ladies.

So on behalf of my wife I want to ask who is better, Beast or Gaston?


I'm mostly concerned about how Belle wanted to leave her small provincial town for adventure in the great wide somewhere, then decides to just stay in the library of a castle with a dude like a few miles from her house.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tjadeth posted:

it always amazes me what straight guys think a hot man is

I know, that guy's built weird. All jokes aside, Adam-as-human-not-beast is way more good looking.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Scudworth posted:

I'm mostly concerned about how Belle wanted to leave her small provincial town for adventure in the great wide somewhere, then decides to just stay in the library of a castle with a dude like a few miles from her house.

They can take the spidermobile anywhere!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Scudworth posted:

I'm mostly concerned about how Belle wanted to leave her small provincial town for adventure in the great wide somewhere, then decides to just stay in the library of a castle with a dude like a few miles from her house.

Everyone knows you lose all those silly ideas and settle right down once you meet the right man.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

Everyone knows you lose all those silly ideas and settle right down once you meet the right man.

SPIDERMOBILE

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Angela Christine posted:

Everyone knows you lose all those silly ideas and settle right down once you meet the right man.

Like maybe they could have tacked on LOVE IS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE or something but nope, staying right here within walking distance of my house thanks. Maybe gonna watch some adventure on the ol' magic mirror later.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Pick posted:

SPIDERMOBILE

it turns back into a regular carriage at the end just like everything else.

Just like Mrs.Potts hundreds of other baby teacup kids you see in the cupboard with Chip srsly wtf happened to the other teacup kids and how does Mrs.Potts have so many was she loving the stove??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i bet the candlestick was a handsome dude.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Scudworth posted:

Just like Mrs.Potts hundreds of other baby teacup kids you see in the cupboard with Chip srsly wtf happened to the other teacup kids and how does Mrs.Potts have so many was she loving the stove??

drowned :(

please spay and neuter your kitchen staff

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Scudworth posted:

it turns back into a regular carriage at the end just like everything else.

Just like Mrs.Potts hundreds of other baby teacup kids you see in the cupboard with Chip srsly wtf happened to the other teacup kids and how does Mrs.Potts have so many was she loving the stove??

Well, France at that time was a pretty Catholic country

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chiba City Blues posted:

i bet the candlestick was a handsome dude.

ew, no he ain't

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
oh wtf
my world is shattered

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Can any dude really pull off a nape ponytail, though? It's my least favorite hairstyle on guys

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chiba City Blues posted:

oh wtf
my world is shattered

you gotta watch the end of the movie, sugah



lumiere has a jaw like them hosed up persian cats

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Chiba City Blues posted:

oh wtf
my world is shattered

So have you not seen the end of the movie or what?


stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i saw it a long time ago and i dont really remember much from it, sorry

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
He's totally scoping out Beast's cleavage, so you'd probably be barking up the wrong tree anyway

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
poor loving belle is already third wheel

THANX FOR THE CURSEBREAK

SEEYA HON

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tjadeth posted:

it always amazes me what straight guys think a hot man is

hell I'm a guy and I think Gaston is weird looking and is trying waaaaaay to hard to be manly. Beast dude is better looking even when he's the beast, although that might be the snazzy blue outfit he rocks

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Pick posted:

ALSO STARFISH JOKES ARE HARD AND NO ONE APPRECIATED IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS

had to take a break from the thread for a day or so and I'm catching up, I'll just say that your starfish joke got an actual laugh out of me and I'm still in "goddamn finals" mode

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pick posted:

ALSO STARFISH JOKES ARE HARD AND NO ONE APPRECIATED IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS

something something radial symmetry

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Beast dude is better looking even when he's the beast

:siren:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

A Winner is Jew posted:

Sup ladies.

So on behalf of my wife I want to ask who is better, Beast or Gaston?

Beast may be a prince with a castle, but he's a total rear end that locked up both Belle's dad and then Belle.

Gaston's hot (even as a guy I know he's hot) and for being an idiot has a huge vocabulary but wanted Belle as a baby factory and tried to lock up her dad.

Neither one were really the "bad guy" because that's the fairy in the first 10 minutes of the movie was a total oval office when a kid thought getting a rose was lame.

If I'm not allowed to pick Beast after he's turned back into a human then I guess I'd go for Gaston, at least he's moderately attractive

I'd also be down with dating that candle guy, Lumelier or whatever his name was.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

hell I'm a guy and I think Gaston is weird looking and is trying waaaaaay to hard to be manly. Beast dude is better looking even when he's the beast, although that might be the snazzy blue outfit he rocks

Bahaha

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Ew, that enchantress probably had to decide whether to let him keep his human penis or transform it into a bison penis or whatever, that's a decision she had to make.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

lady postin itt

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

look shut up I had to see that film about five times in one year of elementary school

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

look shut up I had to see that film about five times in one year of elementary school

it's okay, I remember an entire dinner conversation in college where the dominant opinion was beast beat human beast

so you're less creepy than at least like 5 twenty-something women

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
gently caress Gaston and Beast. I'd totally gently caress Captain What's His Name from Hunchback of Notre Dame, dude was rockin

That or a three way with the guys from Road to El Dorado.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh oh oh Phoebus is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
That guy Eric from the mermaid movie was a cutie

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

That guy Eric from the mermaid movie was a cutie

splash?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I think Tom Hanks is generally considered a good looking man, yes.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

well yes I think Tom Hanks is generally considered a good looking man

he is handsome i don't think anyone disagrees??

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I think Tom Hanks is generally considered a good looking man, yes.

Is he?

Susan B. Antimony
Aug 25, 2008

i liked the reindeer king in frozen. he seemed nice.

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Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Pick posted:

Ew, that enchantress probably had to decide whether to let him keep his human penis or transform it into a bison penis or whatever, that's a decision she had to make.

You thought too hard about this

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