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Fun fact: Out of the Furnace takes place in New Jersey. http://weirdnj.com/stories/fabled-people-and-places/jackson-whites/
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Corek posted:It's cool that Stellan Skarsgard, unlike everyone else, is clearly actually naked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwjYmcPHIuo&t=297s My mother's Swedish, my boyfriend's Norwegian and I've been to Sweden (and Denmark) twice: nudity is not something Scandinavians worry about. Something I'd discover the first time I went to a Swedish beach as a kid on summer vacation from the States.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 04:35 |
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Ariza posted:Did I miss another memo? When did 'pretentious' become another nerdy call to arms? I understood exactly what he meant and I assume 95% of you did too. It's the film nerd version of creepy for MRAs.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 04:43 |
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No wonder this flopped. Everyone thought it was Killing Them Softly. (and that failed too)
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 05:01 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Fun fact: Out of the Furnace takes place in New Jersey. Having neither seen nor even heard of the movie and with the wiki summary pretty scant, what relationship does your link have to the movie? It seems like a crime thriller or something.
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Corek posted:It's cool that Stellan Skarsgard, unlike everyone else, is clearly actually naked. Empire wrote about the photoshoot.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 05:22 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Empire wrote about the photoshoot. I had a double take when getting to "Shia LeBeouf drawing on a fag". Although the comment after that is kinda wrong: it looks like he's smoking while getting a blowjob, not afterwards.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 05:37 |
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Fayez Butts posted:One, don't use the word pretentious and two, LVT isn't a pornographer, let alone a "cut-rate pornographer". It took only 2 minutes of Wikipedia searching to learn that Zentropa was not in fact a production company created wholly to produce porn, it was an off-shoot of Zentropa started and run by a different person entirely. The porn offshoot was run mainly by women, "with the goal of producing hardcore pornographic films for women", which is actually pretty loving cool in my opinion. Unlike you. In total, that company and another offshoot of Zentropa have created a grand total of 5 pornographic films from what I can tell, none of which were directed by Lars Von Trier. In closing, you're terrible. Cool, you're a cool dude. You sure do read stuff on the internet a lot. Hey, here's a poster. What's with Nas at the bottom there? He's... really out of place. It's the smirk.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 06:44 |
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Frostwerks posted:Having neither seen nor even heard of the movie and with the wiki summary pretty scant, what relationship does your link have to the movie? It seems like a crime thriller or something. The main antagonist of the movie is a Ramapo Indian played by Woody Harrelson. The character's last name (De Groat) is even a real Ramapo Indian name. Part of the movie takes place in the Ramapos, though it's mainly set in PA. The tribespeople are apparently not happy with their depiction in the film.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:03 |
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Slim Killington posted:Hey, here's a poster.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:06 |
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Slim Killington posted:Cool, you're a cool dude. You sure do read stuff on the internet a lot. And his casual clothes. Here's another Black Christmas: I was gonna link a poster from Jupiter Ascending but apparently it doesn't have any yet! Should soon though, since a trailer's out.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:10 |
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DNS posted:The main antagonist of the movie is a Ramapo Indian played by Woody Harrelson. The character's last name (De Groat) is even a real Ramapo Indian name. Part of the movie takes place in the Ramapos, though it's mainly set in PA. The tribespeople are apparently not happy with their depiction in the film. Wikipedia posted:Russell Baze (Bale) and his younger brother Rodney Jr. (Affleck) live in the economically-depressed Rust Belt, and have always dreamed of escaping and finding better lives. But when a cruel twist of fate lands Russell in prison, his brother is lured into one of the most violent and ruthless crime rings in the Northeast – a mistake that will almost cost him everything. Once released, Russell must choose between his own freedom, or risk it all to seek justice for his brother. Well no loving wonder I was confused.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 09:06 |
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A crime-thriller with a Ramapo Indian villain played by Woody Harrelson? Hot drat, what took them so long?
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 15:04 |
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Desperado Bones posted:So...is this the Nymphomaniac thread or the movie posters thread? Someone finally produced my Harry-Neville slash fic!
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 16:16 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:making a single art film that is 5.5 hours long may be the pinnacle of pretentiousness Lars hit that point way back in The Five Obstructions. The movie is about a Director remaking their own short film five times in different ways at Lars' request (in theory, one time he throws a tantrum and tells the guy to just make whatever. He also outright asks the director to explain all the symbolism in his movie). However, there is no actual "fifth obstruction" - the film ends with a black-and-white montage, with Lars reading a letter he wrote about himself, to himself. That is the end of the movie. I mean I'm just saying that's the most pretentious thing I've ever seen, and I went to film school. I don't know what it is about these - they're so simple - but they're executed well and are really appealing. Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Dec 10, 2013 |
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Calico Heart posted:Lars hit that point way back in The Five Obstructions. No offense but I don't think you got the ending to that movie.
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Calico Heart posted:I don't know what it is about these - they're so simple - but they're executed well and are really appealing. It's pretty clear whoever did the Crazy Heart posters did these as well. Which is fine because like you say, they are great. Definitely make your eyes read them up to down.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 17:33 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:It's pretty clear whoever did the Crazy Heart posters did these as well. Which is fine because like you say, they are great. Definitely make your eyes read them up to down. Gran Torino too. I really love this style, and I know that it's going to entirely over-saturate one sheet design in the next few years until we all hate it and want it to go away. Which is a shame, these are great.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 17:36 |
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Speaking of The Five Obstructions: god I wish that had actually happened
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 18:04 |
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Five Obstructions is great and yeah, I'd love to see a Scorsese version.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 18:36 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:No offense but I don't think you got the ending to that movie. Could you explain it to me, then? I don't know how it can be viewed as anything other than incredibly self-indulgent, but it's been 5+ years since I've seen it.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 18:45 |
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Calico Heart posted:Could you explain it to me, then? I don't know how it can be viewed as anything other than incredibly self-indulgent, but it's been 5+ years since I've seen it. Well I mean part of it is I just think maybe you're remembering it wrong. For one, Lars Von Trier is not the person reading the voiceover at the end; Jordan Leth is. And the fifth obstruction is not "there is no fifth obstruction," it's that Jordan Leth is forced to assume directorial credit for a version of the film that was entirely prepared by Lars Von Trier, and read from a script that Von Trier wrote from Leth's point of view as if they were his own words. Essentially, the challenge of the fifth obstruction is that Leth is denied artistic input entirely and forced to take credit for a film he didn't make.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 18:49 |
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Godzilla Poster
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:00 |
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Red_Museum posted:Godzilla Poster Is there a reason why it would be advantageous to have red mist seeping out of your ankle during a skydive? Better able for people to track you if you blow off course or something?
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Red_Museum posted:Godzilla Poster I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla! I'm sorry, I'm in a crabby mood and I very, irrationally, dislike this. Maybe I'm having Reign Of Fire flashbacks.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:06 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla! Look if you don't see the logistics behind taking on dragons in the air then you sh.... Ok yeah that movie was pretty loving stupid.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla! It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer. Watch the trailer instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQeILlfdR-s
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:13 |
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zenintrude posted:Is there a reason why it would be advantageous to have red mist seeping out of your ankle during a skydive? Better able for people to track you if you blow off course or something? I was thinking better to track your fellow soldiers in the air to avoid collisions.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:13 |
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Red_Museum posted:Godzilla Poster All I can think of here is that scene in Transformers 3 but now HOLY poo poo THAT'S NO ROBUT IT'S GODZILLA!
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Well I mean part of it is I just think maybe you're remembering it wrong. For one, Lars Von Trier is not the person reading the voiceover at the end; Jordan Leth is. And the fifth obstruction is not "there is no fifth obstruction," it's that Jordan Leth is forced to assume directorial credit for a version of the film that was entirely prepared by Lars Von Trier, and read from a script that Von Trier wrote from Leth's point of view as if they were his own words. Essentially, the challenge of the fifth obstruction is that Leth is denied artistic input entirely and forced to take credit for a film he didn't make. In other words, a prank.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:36 |
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wyoming posted:It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer. The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.)
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DarkSol posted:The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.) I'm hoping it's because anything they've sent in by land can't reach the center of the destruction enough to figure out what's going on, and anything they've sent in under the storm has been blown out of the sky before they got a look and could report.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:13 |
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DarkSol posted:The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.) Uh, because it's cool as poo poo? You need something other than that?
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:15 |
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The subject of this poster with the combination of the "from the director of" cracks me up. It's like "From the director of 'Introspective Drama' comes 'Kill Everyone!'"
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:19 |
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Skydive onto Godzilla. Plant some charges and blow a hole in him. Go inside the hole as deep as you can and plant as big a bomb as you can carry. Detonate the bomb. Optional objective: Escape before detonation. Godspeed, soldier.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:21 |
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wyoming posted:It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer. Can't wait for this.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:22 |
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Cinnamon Bastard posted:I'm hoping it's because anything they've sent in by land can't reach the center of the destruction enough to figure out what's going on, and anything they've sent in under the storm has been blown out of the sky before they got a look and could report. I hope so too. I would just think that you'd maybe air drop some additional hardware, unless the government is under the wrong impression that it was a terrorist attack. Slim Killington posted:Uh, because it's cool as poo poo? You need something other than that? Never said it wasn't cool. I love the use of György Ligeti's track during the skydiving portion even. I'm just saying that wyoming's comment of the poster being poor execution of the trailer is a little miss, in my opinion, since the trailer doesn't explain the skydiving further.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:In other words, a prank. Oh most definitely, but that's kinda the point: the big theme of the movie is authorship, and the fifth obstruction is the most direct expression of that. The two big questions that the viewer comes away with are (1) whose film is this really, Leth's or Von Trier's, and (2) given that these explanations are coming out of the mouths of two extremely notorious cinematic pranksters, why should we believe anything that they say? It's a lot like F for Fake in that regard. It's funny to hear The Five Obstructions being called out as Von Trier at his worst because in my experience it's been the one film that even Von Trier haters appreciate.
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# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:52 |
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Demanding realistic military strategy in a Godzilla movie kind of seems like missing the forest.
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DarkSol posted:The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.) Maybe, just maybe, that will be explained in the actual movie. Poster is still lame though, they could have gone with so many better options with Godzilla the main focus.
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