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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Fun fact: Out of the Furnace takes place in New Jersey.

http://weirdnj.com/stories/fabled-people-and-places/jackson-whites/

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Corek posted:

It's cool that Stellan Skarsgard, unlike everyone else, is clearly actually naked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwjYmcPHIuo&t=297s

My mother's Swedish, my boyfriend's Norwegian and I've been to Sweden (and Denmark) twice: nudity is not something Scandinavians worry about. Something I'd discover the first time I went to a Swedish beach as a kid on summer vacation from the States. :aaa:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Ariza posted:

Did I miss another memo? When did 'pretentious' become another nerdy call to arms? I understood exactly what he meant and I assume 95% of you did too.

It's the film nerd version of creepy for MRAs.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

No wonder this flopped. Everyone thought it was Killing Them Softly. (and that failed too)

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Having neither seen nor even heard of the movie and with the wiki summary pretty scant, what relationship does your link have to the movie? It seems like a crime thriller or something.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Corek posted:

It's cool that Stellan Skarsgard, unlike everyone else, is clearly actually naked.

Empire wrote about the photoshoot.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Empire wrote about the photoshoot.



I had a double take when getting to "Shia LeBeouf drawing on a fag". Although the comment after that is kinda wrong: it looks like he's smoking while getting a blowjob, not afterwards.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Fayez Butts posted:

One, don't use the word pretentious and two, LVT isn't a pornographer, let alone a "cut-rate pornographer". It took only 2 minutes of Wikipedia searching to learn that Zentropa was not in fact a production company created wholly to produce porn, it was an off-shoot of Zentropa started and run by a different person entirely. The porn offshoot was run mainly by women, "with the goal of producing hardcore pornographic films for women", which is actually pretty loving cool in my opinion. Unlike you. In total, that company and another offshoot of Zentropa have created a grand total of 5 pornographic films from what I can tell, none of which were directed by Lars Von Trier. In closing, you're terrible.

Cool, you're a cool dude. You sure do read stuff on the internet a lot. :thumbsup:

Hey, here's a poster.



What's with Nas at the bottom there? He's... really out of place. It's the smirk.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Frostwerks posted:

Having neither seen nor even heard of the movie and with the wiki summary pretty scant, what relationship does your link have to the movie? It seems like a crime thriller or something.

The main antagonist of the movie is a Ramapo Indian played by Woody Harrelson. The character's last name (De Groat) is even a real Ramapo Indian name. Part of the movie takes place in the Ramapos, though it's mainly set in PA. The tribespeople are apparently not happy with their depiction in the film.

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

Slim Killington posted:

Hey, here's a poster.


Every time I see the title for this film, all I can think of is Black Sabbath.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Slim Killington posted:

Cool, you're a cool dude. You sure do read stuff on the internet a lot. :thumbsup:

Hey, here's a poster.



What's with Nas at the bottom there? He's... really out of place. It's the smirk.

And his casual clothes. Here's another Black Christmas:




I was gonna link a poster from Jupiter Ascending but apparently it doesn't have any yet! Should soon though, since a trailer's out.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

DNS posted:

The main antagonist of the movie is a Ramapo Indian played by Woody Harrelson. The character's last name (De Groat) is even a real Ramapo Indian name. Part of the movie takes place in the Ramapos, though it's mainly set in PA. The tribespeople are apparently not happy with their depiction in the film.

Wikipedia posted:

Russell Baze (Bale) and his younger brother Rodney Jr. (Affleck) live in the economically-depressed Rust Belt, and have always dreamed of escaping and finding better lives. But when a cruel twist of fate lands Russell in prison, his brother is lured into one of the most violent and ruthless crime rings in the Northeast – a mistake that will almost cost him everything. Once released, Russell must choose between his own freedom, or risk it all to seek justice for his brother.

Well no loving wonder I was confused.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

A crime-thriller with a Ramapo Indian villain played by Woody Harrelson? Hot drat, what took them so long?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Desperado Bones posted:

So...is this the Nymphomaniac thread or the movie posters thread?

Might be a bit :nws:http://i.imgur.com/gFgQied.jpg

Someone finally produced my Harry-Neville slash fic!

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



sportsgenius86 posted:

making a single art film that is 5.5 hours long may be the pinnacle of pretentiousness

Lars hit that point way back in The Five Obstructions.

The movie is about a Director remaking their own short film five times in different ways at Lars' request (in theory, one time he throws a tantrum and tells the guy to just make whatever. He also outright asks the director to explain all the symbolism in his movie).

However, there is no actual "fifth obstruction" - the film ends with a black-and-white montage, with Lars reading a letter he wrote about himself, to himself. That is the end of the movie.

I mean I'm just saying that's the most pretentious thing I've ever seen, and I went to film school.


I don't know what it is about these - they're so simple - but they're executed well and are really appealing.

Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Dec 10, 2013

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Calico Heart posted:

Lars hit that point way back in The Five Obstructions.

The movie is about a Director remaking their own short film five times in different ways at Lars' request (in theory, one time he throws a tantrum and tells the guy to just make whatever. He also outright asks the director to explain all the symbolism in his movie).

However, there is no actual "fifth obstruction" - the film ends with a black-and-white montage, with Lars reading a letter he wrote about himself, to himself. That is the end of the movie.

I mean I'm just saying that's the most pretentious thing I've ever seen, and I went to film school.

No offense but I don't think you got the ending to that movie.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Calico Heart posted:

I don't know what it is about these - they're so simple - but they're executed well and are really appealing.

It's pretty clear whoever did the Crazy Heart posters did these as well. Which is fine because like you say, they are great. Definitely make your eyes read them up to down.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

It's pretty clear whoever did the Crazy Heart posters did these as well. Which is fine because like you say, they are great. Definitely make your eyes read them up to down.

Gran Torino too. I really love this style, and I know that it's going to entirely over-saturate one sheet design in the next few years until we all hate it and want it to go away. Which is a shame, these are great.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Speaking of The Five Obstructions:



god I wish that had actually happened

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Five Obstructions is great and yeah, I'd love to see a Scorsese version.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Uncle Boogeyman posted:

No offense but I don't think you got the ending to that movie.

Could you explain it to me, then? I don't know how it can be viewed as anything other than incredibly self-indulgent, but it's been 5+ years since I've seen it.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Calico Heart posted:

Could you explain it to me, then? I don't know how it can be viewed as anything other than incredibly self-indulgent, but it's been 5+ years since I've seen it.

Well I mean part of it is I just think maybe you're remembering it wrong. For one, Lars Von Trier is not the person reading the voiceover at the end; Jordan Leth is. And the fifth obstruction is not "there is no fifth obstruction," it's that Jordan Leth is forced to assume directorial credit for a version of the film that was entirely prepared by Lars Von Trier, and read from a script that Von Trier wrote from Leth's point of view as if they were his own words. Essentially, the challenge of the fifth obstruction is that Leth is denied artistic input entirely and forced to take credit for a film he didn't make.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
Godzilla Poster

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Red_Museum posted:

Godzilla Poster



Is there a reason why it would be advantageous to have red mist seeping out of your ankle during a skydive? Better able for people to track you if you blow off course or something?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Red_Museum posted:

Godzilla Poster



I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla!

I'm sorry, I'm in a crabby mood and I very, irrationally, dislike this. Maybe I'm having Reign Of Fire flashbacks.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dissapointed Owl posted:

I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla!

I'm sorry, I'm in a crabby mood and I very, irrationally, dislike this. Maybe I'm having Reign Of Fire flashbacks.

Look if you don't see the logistics behind taking on dragons in the air then you sh.... Ok yeah that movie was pretty loving stupid.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I don't like it. Maybe it's the lack of Godzilla as central, opting instead to go YEAH SKYDIVING!, and also what the hell are they even doing? Bunch of skydivers are gonna bring down Godzilla? Can't wait to buy tickets to see the SkyDevils plans to take down Godzilla!

I'm sorry, I'm in a crabby mood and I very, irrationally, dislike this. Maybe I'm having Reign Of Fire flashbacks.

It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer.
Watch the trailer instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQeILlfdR-s

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

zenintrude posted:

Is there a reason why it would be advantageous to have red mist seeping out of your ankle during a skydive? Better able for people to track you if you blow off course or something?

I was thinking better to track your fellow soldiers in the air to avoid collisions.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Red_Museum posted:

Godzilla Poster



All I can think of here is that scene in Transformers 3 but now HOLY poo poo THAT'S NO ROBUT IT'S GODZILLA!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Well I mean part of it is I just think maybe you're remembering it wrong. For one, Lars Von Trier is not the person reading the voiceover at the end; Jordan Leth is. And the fifth obstruction is not "there is no fifth obstruction," it's that Jordan Leth is forced to assume directorial credit for a version of the film that was entirely prepared by Lars Von Trier, and read from a script that Von Trier wrote from Leth's point of view as if they were his own words. Essentially, the challenge of the fifth obstruction is that Leth is denied artistic input entirely and forced to take credit for a film he didn't make.

In other words, a prank.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

wyoming posted:

It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer.
Watch the trailer instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQeILlfdR-s

The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.)

Cinnamon Bastard
Dec 15, 2006

But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

DarkSol posted:

The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.)

I'm hoping it's because anything they've sent in by land can't reach the center of the destruction enough to figure out what's going on, and anything they've sent in under the storm has been blown out of the sky before they got a look and could report.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

DarkSol posted:

The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.)

Uh, because it's cool as poo poo? You need something other than that?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




The subject of this poster with the combination of the "from the director of" cracks me up.

It's like "From the director of 'Introspective Drama' comes 'Kill Everyone!'"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Skydive onto Godzilla. Plant some charges and blow a hole in him. Go inside the hole as deep as you can and plant as big a bomb as you can carry. Detonate the bomb.

Optional objective: Escape before detonation. Godspeed, soldier.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

wyoming posted:

It is a poor execution of the the excellent scene in the trailer.
Watch the trailer instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQeILlfdR-s

Can't wait for this.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Cinnamon Bastard posted:

I'm hoping it's because anything they've sent in by land can't reach the center of the destruction enough to figure out what's going on, and anything they've sent in under the storm has been blown out of the sky before they got a look and could report.

I hope so too. I would just think that you'd maybe air drop some additional hardware, unless the government is under the wrong impression that it was a terrorist attack.


Slim Killington posted:

Uh, because it's cool as poo poo? You need something other than that?

Never said it wasn't cool. I love the use of György Ligeti's track during the skydiving portion even. I'm just saying that wyoming's comment of the poster being poor execution of the trailer is a little miss, in my opinion, since the trailer doesn't explain the skydiving further.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

In other words, a prank.

Oh most definitely, but that's kinda the point: the big theme of the movie is authorship, and the fifth obstruction is the most direct expression of that. The two big questions that the viewer comes away with are (1) whose film is this really, Leth's or Von Trier's, and (2) given that these explanations are coming out of the mouths of two extremely notorious cinematic pranksters, why should we believe anything that they say? It's a lot like F for Fake in that regard.

It's funny to hear The Five Obstructions being called out as Von Trier at his worst because in my experience it's been the one film that even Von Trier haters appreciate.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Demanding realistic military strategy in a Godzilla movie kind of seems like missing the forest.

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The Slippery Nipple
Mar 27, 2010

DarkSol posted:

The only problem is, that the trailer itself doesn't explain why soldiers are doing a HALO near Godzilla. (Nor does it make sense.)

Maybe, just maybe, that will be explained in the actual movie.

Poster is still lame though, they could have gone with so many better options with Godzilla the main focus.

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