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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Karl Sharks posted:

bring back waltcam

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:01

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HolyDukeNukem: Sep 10, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

Moo doesn't understand how to deal with a slippery coffee table. This weekend, I wiped it down using Old English so it's all nice, shiny, and slippery. She'll hop up in a very cursory fashion only to quickly lose traction and it just becomes a flurry of paws and nails attempting magic friction out of somewhere. It gets so bad that she can't even play it off like she meant to do it. I fully intend on wiping down the table often now because that poo poo is HILARIOUS.

Please post Moo's reaction to Gizmo meowbox video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW66eVErezc

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:04

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:09

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

HolyDukeNukem posted:

Please post Moo's reaction to Gizmo meowbox video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW66eVErezc

Coming right up.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:10

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcFvbUZF2hU

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:11

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Presenting: GizMoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEiCR_PD7U

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:15

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

current carmen status

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:21

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

Presenting: GizMoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEiCR_PD7U

THOSE LITTLE SQUEAKS!

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:22

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

ijustam posted:

did you slide him off the desk

hes just chillin there minding his own business what are you some sorta hitler or something?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:24

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

heated cat bed has arrived

Torgo approves

does torgo take care of your bed while youre away?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:24

woodch: Jun 13, 2000; This'll kill ya!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

to whomever asked:

yes, walt is in full on shithead mode. he runs around and loses his traction and flops around chasing little bits of kibble. thankfully he always eats it. the toilet paper thing is new and exciting. i can't have anything at all on my nightstand or he begins knocking those things off at about 630am, at the latest. i usually get up at 530am, and if he's not sleeping with me (he has been lately, and behaving himself) he sprints in at the sound of the alarm.

he attacks anything new. boxes. allen edmonds shoes. id badge. it's new! I HAVE TO EAT IT

the whole time i've been typing this he's been flopping around with a piece of food and it sounds like the house is going to collapse

Sounds just like my little shithead, Nigel. Except instead of pieces of food, it's bits of paper and cardboard from boxes and papers he's savaged. A couple times, every night, he'll start running around making gutteral growling noises and attacking any little bit of anything he finds in his path. The first time he did it, I thought he and Sam were having it out, only to find Sam just chilling by himself on a chair.

I think it's hilarious now, and would love to catch it on camera, but Nigel immediately stops acting retarded every time I hit record. The closest I ever got was over a year ago:

(Shameful phone video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwyfnzPif8

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:25

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

woodch posted:

Sounds just like my little shithead, Nigel. Except instead of pieces of food, it's bits of paper and cardboard from boxes and papers he's savaged. A couple times, every night, he'll start running around making gutteral growling noises and attacking any little bit of anything he finds in his path. The first time he did it, I thought he and Sam were having it out, only to find Sam just chilling by himself on a chair.

I think it's hilarious now, and would love to catch it on camera, but Nigel immediately stops acting retarded every time I hit record. The closest I ever got was over a year ago:

(Shameful phone video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwyfnzPif8

im the laser sights

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:27

ijustam: Jun 20, 2005

Sniep posted:

hes just chillin there minding his own business what are you some sorta hitler or something?

just levelin the playing fields

if they gonna wake me up by grooming my hair, im gonna slide them off a desk

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:39

xcheopis: Jul 23, 2003

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

to whomever asked:

yes, walt is in full on shithead mode. he runs around and loses his traction and flops around chasing little bits of kibble. thankfully he always eats it. the toilet paper thing is new and exciting. i can't have anything at all on my nightstand or he begins knocking those things off at about 630am, at the latest. i usually get up at 530am, and if he's not sleeping with me (he has been lately, and behaving himself) he sprints in at the sound of the alarm.

he attacks anything new. boxes. allen edmonds shoes. id badge. it's new! I HAVE TO EAT IT

the whole time i've been typing this he's been flopping around with a piece of food and it sounds like the house is going to collapse

He needs a friend his own size with whom to brawl.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:44

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

xcheopis posted:

He needs a friend his own size with whom to brawl.

ship him around the country

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:52

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Milo Update:

is cat; wont fix

but yeah vet couldnt find anything wrong and most likely its the fact that ollie tries to smack milo on the butt when hes in the litterbox and its making milo nervous or something

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:58

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Well how'd you'd like to get struck when trying to take a poo poo?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:59

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

xcheopis posted:

He needs a friend his own size with whom to brawl.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:04

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

no

laughed way too much at this

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:09

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

congrats on my new cat

that's the spirit

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:18

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

he doesn't need a new friend because i've already adopted another flooflord from under the meth house

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:22

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

frands

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:42

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

devmd01 posted:

pepper cook teh stroganoff

pepper fat

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:42

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

relative_q posted:

frands

man these 2 are just best buds

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:43

sports: Sep 1, 2012

Sniep posted:

hes just chillin there minding his own business what are you some sorta hitler or something?

post jr

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:44

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

cws

if i was ever asked to tell you what a cat in shithead teen phase was i would show you this picture

i haven't even experienced it personally but holy hell

i can see it in his eyes

# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:14

z0rlandi viSSer: Nov 5, 2013

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

heated cat bed has arrived

Torgo approves

ths cat is like

"what the gently caress do u want from me?"

# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:19

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

duckfarts posted:

congrats on new cats, handle the gently caress out of them early so you can ~~clip claws~~ gently caress with them more easily later on

worlds best supposedly actually the best, i use some weird german brand called okoplus or something thats small fiber pellets. id try to avoid a clay one if possible because your cats end up smelling like it

i fuckin knew refurb was a goddamn wizard

That's a real good tip. Get them used to you touching their paws if you can.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:23

xarph: Jun 18, 2001

duckfarts posted:

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit

# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:24

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

cws

spill it, how long did the glass stay on the desk?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:25

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

does torgo take care of your bed while youre away?

There is no way out of here, it'll be dark soon.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:39

stringstheory: Mar 3, 2005; if you wish to roll a joint from scratch you must first invent the universe

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:52

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I try to picture the exact moment when the beating of my heart would no longer be going on inside my head.
\

stringstheory posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2013 07:11

toe knee hand: Jun 20, 2012; HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

zack glamour shot

# ? Dec 13, 2013 09:12

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Funhilde posted:

in our house wrapping paper is the preferred shredding paper good. ugh.

the best paper is a bit of paper on the end of a string

it's like da bird except that at the end they get to brutally pull it to shreds

much more satisfying

# ? Dec 13, 2013 09:35