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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

you rock posted:

men are fukken trash

John Waters and Nick Cave are pretty cool

And VanSandman has puppies

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

John Waters and Nick Cave are pretty cool

And VanSandman has puppies

Oh yeah I wanted to hop on John Waters talk because last year for Christmas I got my mom tickets to see the BSO do Hairspray with John waters narrating and it was amazing. I also love my mom forever for appreciating it so much (even though, I mean, it's Hairspray).

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

detectivemonkey posted:

Oh yeah I wanted to hop on John Waters talk because last year for Christmas I got my mom tickets to see the BSO do Hairspray with John waters narrating and it was amazing. I also love my mom forever for appreciating it so much (even though, I mean, it's Hairspray).

You, Unnatural Selection and I have to do a Baltimore ladygoon meetup at some point. We'll put on lots of eye makeup and hang out in Hampden

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

rocketpig posted:

Have any of you ever been on the depo injection?

I was on it for about two years and stopped back in June. I've come on again finally but it's lasted about two and a half weeks so far (stopped for a few days after a week then started again).

This seriously sucks and I can't wear a bra coz by boobs hurt so much :( When will it end?!

drat that sucks. i haven't been on it before and few people really get it here so i can't give advice. where are you living? if you're in the us or somewhere else that doesn't have universal health care i'll bloody call the marie stopes office near me and ask specific questions and pretend that i can't get an appointment with my doctor soon enough to make it count just on the offchance that the person i talk to gives me decent advice. do you have pms? imma give you a bunch of questions and if you dont want to answer itt and dont have pms email me at fruitygordosa@gmail.com if you want me to pretend to be you at marie stopes (lol). fyi any lady who reads this list and has questions can pm and email me i aint give a drat about tying up phonelines, plus i used to work in women's crisis centres so i have lists for specific thingz. depo is really rare in australia tho, hence why i wanna ask marie stopes instead of shootin my mouf off

1: were your periods irregular most of the time you were on depo for those two years, or did a pattern develop? how long did it take for the pattern to develop, or for you to notice it, if indeed a pattern did develop?
2: why are you on depo as opposed to another form of contraception?
3: what attracted you to depo, or what turned you off to other forms like the pill, implant, or an iud?
4: why did you go back on the depo, and do you know what dosage you're on now compared to 2 years ago
5: have you had a pregnancy between the time you were on depo and being back on it
6: before you ever went on depo, did you use any other forms of hormonal contraception and if so did you have any side effects
7: before you ever went on any kind of hormonal contraceptive what were your periods like; light, medium, heavy? light cramping for the day before and first two days of bleeding, heavy cramping throughout, no cramping? breast tenderness before and then none, or tenderness for days? heavy clear/beige discharge in the days leading up to menses, or just a little amount of discharge only noticeable when you pee then wipe?
8: what precisely is it that makes you doubt that the depo is working right now? is it because your experience with depo now is very different to your previous experience? can you tell me how it's different from the last time in terms of how heavy this period is compared to your last one, if this feels like a dry or more mucousy period, whether you had clear or yellow mucous to warn you of the period, whether your boobies hurt before this period started and if they're hurting far beyond how long they usually would. basically anything that's different about this period from the last one you had off contraception and the last one you can remember having on depo

E: also if you aren't really into having some random bitch from across the world investigate your uterus for you that's cool. anti-inflammatories work ok for breast pain, it's best if you use a targeted period painkiller with ibuprofen imo, and i used to do tiger balm but thats probably an acquired booby taste

Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Dec 18, 2013

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

You, Unnatural Selection and I have to do a Baltimore ladygoon meetup at some point. We'll put on lots of eye makeup and hang out in Hampden

Yes, I am in northern VA now but close enough for goonfun. I'm actually interviewing for a job in Baltimore but won't take it if offered -- bad timing, although I haven't had a snowball in at least two years and that hurts my soul.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Crow Jane posted:

And VanSandman has puppies

so THATS why six eleven jesus christ, really? 17! golden retrievers are worth more than my life! I've always wondered.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

VanSandman posted:

so THATS why six eleven jesus christ, really? 17! golden retrievers are worth more than my life! I've always wondered.

So, you found any buyers yet?

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

Crow Jane posted:

John Waters and Nick Cave are pretty cool

And VanSandman has puppies
there were/are maybe 10,000 men over human civilization's time who were a friend to women but that means billions were oppressive so mostly they're bad imo!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

KirbyKhan posted:

So, you found any buyers yet?

most were sold before they were born. we honestly expected a litter of seven or eight, not eleven.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
and yeah the last was sold for sure today

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
how much dollar you get for you dog

gay-dare
Dec 18, 2013

by toby
i eat rats and live under a fukin bridge
\
im gonna cut off my dick soon LOL

if any1 accuse me of not being a real womyn cuz i wont have a period im gonna shove a dead rat in my hole and sqeeze real tite so that the rat blood come out and i am accepted

i got a vagina

gay-dare
Dec 18, 2013

by toby
my wife abandon one of her babby and she take the other 1

So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun

And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong

And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun

Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now

now i alone 4 christmas but at least i can eat this dead rat head

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me: won't see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away and dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true.

They got cars big as bars
They got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It´s no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve
You promised me broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome you were pretty
Queen of new york city when the band finished playing they yelled out for more
Sinatra was swinging all the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night.

And the boys from the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out for christmas day.

You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy human being
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.

And the boys of the NYPD choir's still singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day.

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can´t make it out alone
I´ve built my dreams around you

And the boys of the NYPD choir's still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For christmas day.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
2edgy

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Standing here
I realize you were just like me
trying to make history.
But who's to judge
the right from wrong?
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
that violence breeds violence.
But in the end
it has to be this way.

I've cut my own path,
you've followed your wrath,
but maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned
so many have burned,
but nobody is to blame.

Staring across this barren wasteland
I feel new life will be born
beneath the bloodstained sand.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tll5vf1NI3k

meow

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Be still for a second while I try and try to pin your flowers on
Can you carry my drink?
I have everything else, I can tie my tie all by myself
I'm getting tired, I'm forgetting why

Oh, we're so disarming, darling, everything we did believe
Is diving, diving, diving, diving off the balcony
Tired and wired, we ruin too easy
Sleep in our clothes and wait for winter to leave

Hold ourselves together with our arms around the stereo for hours
While it sings to itself or whatever it does
When it sings to itself of its long lost loves
I'm getting tied, I'm forgetting why

Tired and wired, we ruin too easy
Sleep in our clothes and wait for winter to leave
But I'll be with you behind the couch when they come
On a different day just like this one

We'll stay inside 'till somebody finds us, do whatever the TV tells us
Stay inside our rosy-minded fuzz for days
We'll stay inside 'till somebody finds us, do whatever the TV tells us
Stay inside our rosy-minded fuzz

So worry not
All things are well
We'll be alright
We have our looks and perfume

Stay inside 'till somebody finds us
Do whatever the TV tells us
Stay inside our rosy-minded fuzz

So worry not
All things are well
We'll be alright
We have our looks and perfume on







Basically my partner and I in a song, it's pretty neat

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

The National is p good. I'm a fan of Real Estate


Back when we had it so easy
I would surrender completely
I built a shelter from green leaves
In the sun, in the sun

Around the fields we'd run
With love for everyone
Dreams we saw with eyes open
Until that dream was done

I used to be so confused
But I knew just what to say to you
I was just floating on an inner tube
In the sun, in the sun

Around the fields we'd run
With love for everyone
Dreams we saw with eyes open
Until that dream was done

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
tried to cook today

the food came out right but tasted gross anyway

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Wildlife Analysis posted:

The National is p good. I'm a fan of Real Estate


Back when we had it so easy
I would surrender completely
I built a shelter from green leaves
In the sun, in the sun

Around the fields we'd run
With love for everyone
Dreams we saw with eyes open
Until that dream was done

I used to be so confused
But I knew just what to say to you
I was just floating on an inner tube
In the sun, in the sun

Around the fields we'd run
With love for everyone
Dreams we saw with eyes open
Until that dream was done

They're the best band, so much so that I almost kind of regret falling into marijuana every time I've seen them. Lately they've been closing the set with an acappella version of Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks, which is glorious.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
Whoa. I don't understand that last page. But . . .

rocketpig posted:

Have any of you ever been on the depo injection?

I was on it for about two years and stopped back in June. I've come on again finally but it's lasted about two and a half weeks so far (stopped for a few days after a week then started again).

This seriously sucks and I can't wear a bra coz by boobs hurt so much :( When will it end?!

Yes, but only for 2 shots. It turned me into a (no poo poo) knife-throwing cord-cutting psychopathic bitch with manic tendencies. Seriously manic. I has the boob soreness, though, but only since I moved to Japan. I never had it in the States. Odd. The doc tells me they're fluid filled cysts (I can feel them getting bigger.) Totally gross and annoying. The only time I had THT level of pain, though, I was newly pregnant. Maybe your body is just confused? Hope it gets better soon!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gay-dare posted:

i eat rats and live under a fukin bridge
\
im gonna cut off my dick soon LOL

if any1 accuse me of not being a real womyn cuz i wont have a period im gonna shove a dead rat in my hole and sqeeze real tite so that the rat blood come out and i am accepted

i got a vagina

That may not be as convincing has you hope. Have you considered prosthetics? :nws: http://www.rosesturn.net/vstring4.html :nws:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

ate a bit of durian today

suspicions confirmed, it does smell like a dumpster although it takes a little time after you crack it open for the smell to fill the room

it's overly sweet and I could only eat a little bit of it due to the cloying nature and the smell

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1NyWbhCxZE

Whatever happened to childhood?
We're all scared of the kids in our neighboorhood;
They're not small, charming and harmless,
They're a violent bunch of bastard little shits.
And anyone who looks younger than me
Makes me check for my wallet, my phone and my keys,
And I'm tired of being tired out
Always being on the lookout for thieving gits.

We're all wondering how we ended up so scared;
We spent ten long years teaching our kids not to care
And that "there's no such thing as society" anyway,
And all the rich folks act surprised
When all sense of community dies,
But you just closed your eyes to the other sidev Of all the things that she did.
Thatcher hosed the kids.

And it seems a little bit rich to me,
The way the rich only ever talk of charity
In times like the seventies, the broken down economy
Meant even the upper tier was needing some help.
But as soon as things look brighter,
Yeah the grin gets wider and the grip gets tighter,
And for every teenage tracksuit mugger
There's a guy in a suit who wouldn't lift a finger for anybody else.

You've got a generation raised on the welfare state,
Enjoyed all its benefits and did just great,
But as soon as they were settled as the richest of the rich,
They kicked away the ladder, told the rest of us that life's a bitch.
And it's no surprise that all the gently caress-ups
Didn't show up until the kids had grown up.
But when no one ever smiles or ever helps a stranger,
Is it any loving wonder our society's in danger of collapse?

So all the kids are bastards,
But don't blame them, yeah, they learn by example.
Blame the folks who sold the future for the highest bid:
That's right, Thatcher hosed the kids.

:sassargh:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
i have to do work and i don't wanna life is hardddddd

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Angela Christine posted:

That may not be as convincing has you hope. Have you considered prosthetics? :nws: http://www.rosesturn.net/vstring4.html :nws:

Oh wow those refill kits of blood are the exact same as the vintage Masters of the Universe Slime, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ooze, and the Nickelodeon Slime.

Gonna hafta order myself a case.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Wildlife Analysis posted:

i have to do work and i don't wanna life is hardddddd

why do you post in this thread.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Wait, chafing? What's supposed to chafe?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I just got back from my workplace Christmas party and my fav coworker's boyfriend is a horrible neckbeard, like really really fat and a literal honest to god neckbeard, he came to the party in a raptor jesus tshirt and I swear to god he literally talked to me for like ten minutes about reddit memes. gently caress Alissa you're not a supermodel but you can do better

Sorry if my post is unintelligible I did a lot of shots and autocorrect is doing its best. Don't date reddit dudes

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Dec 18, 2013

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im starting to warm up to the sesame snacks

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

i am not reading any other posts, but putty said to post here hello

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
it was a trap ladies cut off his weiner

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Hmong Moms posted:

i am not reading any other posts, but putty said to post here hello

hello. welcome to the thread have a good time

e: I'll chop your weiner

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Fruity Gordo posted:

why do you post in this thread.

i enjoy it, is this a problem?

i don't know if you thought my post was replying to you or what, but i'm seriously just lamenting that i'm currently having to do work

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it a chattin thread we all good here

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Putty posted:

cute girl today told me in detail about her favorite animes

nuke everything and everybody

What animes?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Putty posted:

im starting to warm up to the sesame snacks

they're still really gross

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GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004
I like makeup but,

I'm lazy?

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