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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I poop you're missing out on putty's senatorial showcase you pooper
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:you're missing out on putty's senatorial showcase you pooper Fine I'll see the sig
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Fine I'll see the sig see, now aren't you happier about your life in general
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(i'm expanding my sig nobody knows yet)       Slowbeef posted:True fact: he is typing this one-handed while holding onto a buckwild Let's Playdie who is riding his dick. After every post, Putty spreads her anus and shits partway into it, then anally fucks her with the turd. He needs to eat plaster of paris to get it the right consistency for that. When she gets sepsis a week later, a dislike button is hit somewhere.
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Dec 22, 2013 21:16
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toe knee hand posted:also i have unmodded the guys from the irc channel cuz i realised how weird it is to be a guy who wants to hang out in a womens thread and/or irc channel gently caress you we're here to see cats and talk about babies. And considering getting my wife a divacup for Christmas. Good idea?
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I hope you already have a gift for her, it is dec. 22 buster
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Captain Backslap posted:gently caress you we're here to see cats and talk about babies. lol as long as you get her a nice gift as well i mean the divacup sounds great but it would be weird if that's all you got her
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Does anyone actually have sigs on?Planet Piss posted:lol as long as you get her a nice gift as well Yeah like especially since it's basically a hygiene product it would be like buying someone some super-boss deodorant edit: I do ask for things like super-boss perfume and electric razors for Christmas, but that's more of a stocking-stuffer than an under-the-tree gift
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A friend of mine in college was kind of a late bloomer, and pretty reserved in general. Her stepmother, a professor of feminist theory, decided to cure her of that by getting her cool but borderline inappropriate gifts for Christmas. One year it was a diva cup, the next it was a coffee table book about various fetishes. Both of which she unwrapped under the tree in front of her dad and grandmother. The stepmom wondered why they didn't have a great relationship. I guess what I'm saying is it might not be the best gift. Buy her sexy underwear for when she's not on the rag
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Planet Piss posted:lol as long as you get her a nice gift as well Our Christmases are pretty non-traditional (under the tree gift? Haha, funny). We don't really do it as a thing, it's more of an inconvenience and an excuse to play videogames on a workday. Or maybe catch up on housework. This year we've had a Christmas tree for maybe the second or third time in the past 10 years. Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 22, 2013 |
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Dec 22, 2013 21:49
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I don't really need a book about fetishes regardless of feminemineminism
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Captain Backslap posted:Our Christmases are pretty non-traditional (under the tree gift? Haha, funny). We don't really do it as a thing, it's more of an inconvenience and an excuse to play videogames on a workday. Or maybe catch up on housework. This year we've had a Christmas tree for maybe the second or third time in the past 10 years. well yeah i guess you know your wife better than we do, i just think it'd be odd to get just that as a christmas gift sounds like a good product though so  follow your heart
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Yeah. The stepmom also tried to get her to open up by talking about how amazing sex with her father was
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Planet Piss posted:well yeah i guess you know your wife better than we do, i just think it'd be odd to get just that as a christmas gift What if I buy her a The Walking Dead Season 2 video game AND a diva cup.
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Crow Jane posted:Yeah. The stepmom also tried to get her to open up by talking about how amazing sex with her father was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh oh oh, her sex with her father as in the stepmom and the father, shee-it, don't scare me like that
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Captain Backslap posted:gently caress you we're here to see cats and talk about babies. I'm on board if she's expressed interest in it. If she doesn't know what it is and you have to be all IT CATCHES YOUR UTERINE LINING AS IT TUMBLES OUT OF YOUR BODY LOOK IT HAS A LINE SO YOU CAN MEASURE IT TO KEEP TRACK IF YOU WANT then probs get her a taxidermied butterfly I hear they're big this year. PS I made a thing: 
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Pick posted:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It's still pretty scary
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Crow Jane posted:It's still pretty scary
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liz lemon would like this thread
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detectivemonkey posted:
ah yes the classic 'deer in headlights' pose e: what when did it start moving why
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Captain Backslap posted:What if I buy her a The Walking Dead Season 2 video game AND a diva cup. Only if the card says "merry bloody Christmas".
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AriadneThread posted:ah yes Haha I realized I didn't have it set to loop FOREVER because I have no idea what I'm doing. So I fixed it and edited just to terrify you.
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rocketpig posted:Where can I find this wonderful thing?  , although I'm not sure anyone's fighting over zero-day releases of Too Cute.
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detectivemonkey posted:Haha I realized I didn't have it set to loop FOREVER because I have no idea what I'm doing. So I fixed it and edited just to terrify you. mission loving accomplished
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found some nail polish on sale at the store and one was a blue magnetic thing, another was a silver nail art pen. It looks like I have a galaxy on my fingers although I let fiance design my left hand and it looks like a child drew on it and makes me laugh
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AriadneThread posted:mission loving accomplished I want to terrify everyone always but I have no idea how to put a picture in a sig LIFE IS REALLY HARD I'M GOING TO GET FROZEN YOGURT
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Dec 22, 2013 22:12
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all hail the sig
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detectivemonkey posted:Only if the card says "merry bloody Christmas". lol that's a good and funny idea, do that Donkay NOoo posted:found some nail polish on sale at the store and one was a blue magnetic thing, another was a silver nail art pen. It looks like I have a galaxy on my fingers pics please! i love nail art
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Putty posted:all hail the sig You need to be careful, someone got probated for a sig that got too big. Even in GBS.
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Captain Backslap posted:You need to be careful, someone got probated for a sig that got too big. Even in GBS. i remember this his was extremely long to the point of taking up an entire thread, I'm on a mac so my vertical res is 900p so i doubt my new sig is THAT big to others
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Captain Backslap posted:gently caress you we're here to see cats and talk about babies. Personally I think it would be kind of a weird gift. It also may not go over well since there's a lot of different menstrual cups out there and everyone has their own preferences. The Divacup is like one of the longest ones on the market, which doesn't work well for some people.
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Putty posted:i remember this Yeah, good point. You'd be in trouble if you put them on different lines instead of just letting them flow naturally. Also, not gonna get a diva cup. I'll stick with a homemade meal and a depressing videogame. I'll just tell her about the diva cup next time she complains about tampons.
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it's p hosed up there isn't a 'mens chatting thread'. feminists claim to want equality but then they have special threads just for them, to the exclusion of other sexes... um yes i am a retard, don't see how it's related but tyfa (thank u for asking)
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this is actually really good:
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Planet Piss posted:lol that's a good and funny idea, do that ok. my amateur nails http://i.imgur.com/HIGsGsd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/B5ikpQN.jpg Yes that is Hello Kitty, no I don't have any particular fondness for it
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you rock posted:this is actually really good: This kind of stuff gives me an instant hangover. Whiskey 5ever. EDIT: I just realized that looks like whiskey sever. I am not severing.
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 the most disgusting alcohol you will ever have
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