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Not recommended for American guitarists, unless they're also bullet wound fetishists.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCrTahsLg0
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Dr. Faustus posted:Nope. Some are reliced to match specific instruments, but you can order relicing on anything from the Custom Shop, and if you think it's not for fake cred then I've got bad news for you. Legit thanks for that link, I've been looking for replacement parts for my pawn shop Strat and didn't know Fender sold them direct.
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![]() Got this in trade... been trying to sell it ever since. It's like a loving albatross around my neck. Sounds great, looks ridiculous on a middle aged man playing doom/stoner metal.
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Harry in Rio posted:
Harry in Rio posted:a middle aged man playing doom/stoner metal.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Henry Rollins would break your spine and tell you to stop posting stupid pointless threads. lmao i can't understand how you as a musician are so bad at taking negativity
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Ootrek posted:lmao i can't understand how you as a musician are so bad at taking negativity i had a bass player once who was a total sperg. i had written a song that was essentially just a blues tune in the key of e major. i played an e chord, he had this neat run he did with f#, g#, like b and c#. when i played the c# chord, he went to f.. and i told him he needed to flatten that to an e, or try another approach, it didn't sound right. he went off about music theory and how i didn't know a loving thing, that he was a classically trained pianist and i was a hack, so i told him to gently caress off. 3 weeks later and 2000 unanswered text messages from him i changed my number. he's finally gotten some professional help and is really into jesus now (the drugs are working) ![]()
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holy poo poo ahahaha look at this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3597233 top poster in this thread by a loving landslide
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like a horse
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alright, this is an atrocity
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Bo Diddley built his rectangular guitar because he once stabbed himself in the dick with the horns on his Gretch by jumping around on stage. if he had played one of the point things in Fair Hallion's post he probably would have bled out and died right there at the show.
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that body is kinda bad but not horrible that headstock though is goddamn atrocious
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I just read all 16 pages of this horseshit in one sitting and did not stop laughing once. People like Faustus are why I am a terrible guitarist. I sit down and think to myself "maybe I should learn a scale so I can solo at some point in the future." And then I think about giant pretentious rear end in a top hat guitarists, go NOPE and go back to jamming on four-chord rock and roll.
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christ that looks like one of the abortions ronnie wood has been known to play
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check out these bad boys![]() lol i wonder what sperg lord these belong to edit: why even have multiples of the same guitar? poo poo's guitarded. Jedrick fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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i would totally smoke weed with this guitar
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Jedrick posted:check out these bad boys umm excuse me i think you may have missed the forty paragraphs explaining why its so important to have fifty different HSH strat-likes
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Why is he shooting the other guy execution style? That's pretty hosed IMO
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holy loving poo poo that's not even a guitar dude dr faustus is going to poo poo on your dinner for this one. just you wait ZombieParts fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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no one even mentioned his ugly rear end warwick bass. holy loly![]() ![]() ![]()
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HollisBrown posted:Why is he shooting the other guy execution style? That's pretty hosed IMO why is he missing so badly
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Jedrick posted:check out these bad boys i really want a closeup of the one that's basically a clone of the turquoise one (handle and all) but basically covered in airbrushed i dont know what the gently caress i legit like that one like i like the translucent ouya and my pink lethal enforcers gun
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Dewgy posted:i really want a closeup of the one that's basically a clone of the turquoise one (handle and all) but basically covered in airbrushed i dont know what the gently caress ![]() ![]()
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If that guitar could talk, it'd say 'LOOK AWAY I'M HIDEOUS'
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My mom has that vase.
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Xen Tricks posted:I understand fully how they work, I know how circuits make sound, but I don't understand how you can't replicate/improve that with effects. It's like saying "Yeah I modified the oscillator and amp circuit to make sounds you can't possibly replicate" when you could just throw something in front of it in the circuit line and do the same. If you'd like to explain how your electrical magic works i'm sure we'd all be interested. circuits don't make sound when it comes to guitars oscillators have nothing to do wit it there are specific harmonics that are excited in the waveform givnig it unique character and replicating that isn't as simple as you think! rear end gently caress tard this faustus guy is afctually Really Cool Guitar Guy unlike what you guys think. he shreds, id love to hire him to work in my studio when i'm kanye west.
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For anyone who is curious, the body is covered in fabric that is (purportedly) based on the drapes at Steve Vai's mom's house. There are three patterns for the back, front, and headstock. The fabric is applied, then a sunburst finish is sprayed over the fabric. If you look closely, you can see the weave of the fabric but it's pretty tight and you have to look very closely. It was one of the most popular JEMs and they made it for several years, but they've been out of production for many years now. Mine has the serial # neck plate from 1988 on it, so it's either a late '88 or an early '89 (I bought it in late '89 with money I made building PS/2s on the production line in NC). Enjoy! ![]() Wait, I have a better picture in the sunlight, with the puppy's toys: ![]() The pickups and knobs all used to be the same color, but two are replacements and UV fades the plastic pretty quickly. Plus, it's like 25 years old. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:For anyone who is curious anyone???
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i like nile but c'mon man you're gonna put someone's eye out with that thing![]() ashgromnies posted:circuits don't make sound when it comes to guitars oscillators have nothing to do wit it you can emphasize certain frequency ranges through component choice (which is pretty much the biggest difference between most amps' gain stages), but it's easier to do that in an external box though some people put preamps and poo poo in their guitars Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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a kitten posted:oh finally there's some ugly rear end guitars on this page lol fuken nerds
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Homestar Runner posted:If that guitar could talk, it'd say 'LOOK AWAY I'M HIDEOUS' yeah, that drapery looking poo poo gots to go. unless you're steve vai there's no reason to have that What do you guys think of the same guitar in white? ![]()
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# ? May 14, 2024 01:34 |
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I like anything white.
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