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Wild T posted:This reminds me of a hilariously ineffective and fun way I used to screw with a friend in Tiberian Sun. Neither of us tended to be very good, so matches would devolve into both of us turtling and building massive armies for a late-game slugfest. We'd harass each other with super weapon fire, knock out SAMs and attempt to blow up production with suicide squads of aircraft. Then I discovered the Cronenberg Crash. There's an even cheaper version of this: send out your infantry to annoy your enemy by attaking their tiberuim (resource) collectors, then run them into the field of corrosive crystals(?) to die and blobbify with the same mechanism.
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Enallyniv posted:"human being" If we're talking about people attempting to talk their way out of looking bad, allow me to introduce Gullen15. http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQCa0KqJ6hI He's incredibly bad. It's pretty simple to find videos on YouTube of his failures, but here's a taste. Also there are a few videos of him asking his stream chat if any of them are girls because he needs help learning how to talk to them and he's willing to pay.
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Thumbtacks posted:Also there are a few videos of him asking his stream chat if any of them are girls because he needs help learning how to talk to them and he's willing to pay.
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Thumbtacks posted:If we're talking about people attempting to talk their way out of looking bad, allow me to introduce Gullen15. ~i am the chess master~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkSNEgrOP4 Have there been any good Starbound griefs yet or is that too low-hanging fruit with it being as buggy and alpha as it is?
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Rutkowski posted:To provide aid to this non-existant study; having my steam username "Putin is a coward" caused a lot of Russians to rage out in chryllic alphabet and bad english before the games even started. Apparently I also got a lot of reports but the name didn't break steam rules because, well, it shouldn't be offensive except for nationalist russians and really who gives a poo poo about them? ~*~ please don't use gay as a pejorative ~*~ Normalizing casual or ironic homophobia helps normalize violent homophobia. I couldn't care less about teenagers saying fag on the internet, but by god will politely asking them to stop bring about a fit of rage. They will get indignant and spend a great deal of energy trying to harass me while I just continue hitting an effortless textbind every time they use a homophobic slur. It's depressing how often players behave like this, but if there's a silver lining it's that usually someone steps in or they get banned by an admin. But I only do it because it makes them so angry.
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Sanctum posted:As far as simple trolling goes, I use ldk_'s binds in TF2 to bait hateful people into getting very angry with me. It's pretty simple, wait for someone to use the word 'gay' or 'fag' and then I hit one of the textbinds to say something like: Lots of goons used a swear bot mod in Wow that did pretty much the same thing but with global or trade chats (depending on the era). Incredibly low hanging fruit but the paragraphs of rage messages you would get were 100% worth it. There were automated versions of the bot too so you didn't have to do a single thing. They had really cheesy standard messages or you could make your own. I don't think I ever played Wow without it. Saltpowered fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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Sanctum posted:I couldn't care less about teenagers saying fag on the internet, but by god will politely asking them to stop bring about a fit of rage. This seems like a brilliant way to market an anti-hate-speech campaign. You're like the Dan Savage of video games.
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Sanctum posted:As far as simple trolling goes, I use ldk_'s binds in TF2 to bait hateful people into getting very angry with me. It's pretty simple, wait for someone to use the word 'gay' or 'fag' and then I hit one of the textbinds to say something like: You are doing god's work (the one that doesn't hate fags).
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# ? Dec 29, 2013 03:43 |
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Lawlicaust posted:Lots of goons used a swear bot mod in Wow that did pretty much the same thing but with global or trade chats (depending on the era). Incredibly low hanging fruit but the paragraphs of rage messages you would get were 100% worth it. There were automated versions of the bot too so you didn't have to do a single thing. They had really cheesy standard messages or you could make your own. I don't think I ever played Wow without it. It still works. We're years down the line and there's still the occasional freakout posted in the wowplayers.txt thread caused by the Reported! addon.
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bucketmouse posted:Have there been any good Starbound griefs yet or is that too low-hanging fruit with it being as buggy and alpha as it is? Well, there's plenty of ways to grief it right now, I wouldn't call any of them creative or good though because it's too easy to do and no real consequences of it. I mean, you can always do the cheap minecraft grief of destroying something they've built, or abuse the glitch that lets explosions damage players to kill them, but I don't think the tools are really there yet for any actual creative griefing. Plus, being an Alpha, very few people have bothered to really build anything worth a gently caress, certainly not on an open server where someone would be able to destroy it. The best perhaps would be rendering a server's home planet unusable - each server seems to have one single planet that everyone appears at the first time they go to that server. So you could I suppose dig a massive pit under the spawn, wide enough that they can't reach safety to either side, and deep enough that falling kills... but unless it's brand new character that hasn't done anything yet, they'd probably have fuel to warp back to their ship and take off to another planet. Even if it IS a new character without any fuel they can always take it to single-player, get the fuel, and come back.
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Indecisive posted:Well, there's plenty of ways to grief it right now, I wouldn't call any of them creative or good though because it's too easy to do and no real consequences of it. I mean, you can always do the cheap minecraft grief of destroying something they've built, or abuse the glitch that lets explosions damage players to kill them, but I don't think the tools are really there yet for any actual creative griefing. Plus, being an Alpha, very few people have bothered to really build anything worth a gently caress, certainly not on an open server where someone would be able to destroy it. The best perhaps would be rendering a server's home planet unusable - each server seems to have one single planet that everyone appears at the first time they go to that server. So you could I suppose dig a massive pit under the spawn, wide enough that they can't reach safety to either side, and deep enough that falling kills... but unless it's brand new character that hasn't done anything yet, they'd probably have fuel to warp back to their ship and take off to another planet. Even if it IS a new character without any fuel they can always take it to single-player, get the fuel, and come back. There's a mechanic that moves your warp in point down if it's unsafe (though when and how it works seems fairly random). You can still install a forest of fan blades at spawn though.
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bucketmouse posted:Have there been any good Starbound griefs yet or is that too low-hanging fruit with it being as buggy and alpha as it is? Well, as Indecisive said there isn't too much that's creative. Also, it's next to impossible to get away with poo poo because of how vast the whole game realm is. The only way you're ever going to find anyone is if you get coordinates or some players invite you to their party. In the latter, more common case, if poo poo happens they automatically know it's you.
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Cross posting from my post in the 7 Days to Die thread:quote:So i've found a new favorite hobby. This game is beautiful. I need to get some pictures of the first mini-maze I set up before some pubbie blows it up out of spite. Archonex fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Dec 29, 2013 |
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wuat posted:Stream sniping people in DayZ SA is still the most fun thing you can do in the game. info\ and stgggs have been doing it a lot lately, here's a clip from earlier tonight. This is from the previous page, but I can't believe how much of a pretentious prick that guy is. Is it just me, or do most of the people streaming seem to be 30s white men with the same bigoted worldview, monotone voice and anger issues. I also don't understand the strange cult of followers these streamers gather. Their instant acceptance that the people supporting their brother with luekemia are simply fagots who are bad at the game is mind numbing.
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Bait and Swatch posted:Is it just me, or do most of the people streaming seem to be 30s white men with the same bigoted worldview, monotone voice and anger issues. I'm sure this'll be the subject of someone's thesis if it isn't already. I think the answer lies in looking at the kinds of people who would have the time and energy to do this (bear in mind that people who do this "successfully" are doing it for hours a day and probably at unusual hours that wouldn't fit a 9-to-5 job very well), which I think requires someone who has significantly failed in being accepted by "normal" society but also has the resources to prop them up, like financial support from parents or some type of welfare/disability benefits. If you have a job or a girlfriend/wife you're not going to have the time and energy required to sit at your computer/console and play video games while being entertaining often enough to become an online personality. If you don't have a job or girlfriend/wife or friends you hang out with in the real world, you have the time and energy to stream often, but are also bitter about the world and have limited social skills due to being out of practice.
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Bait and Swatch posted:This is from the previous page, but I can't believe how much of a pretentious prick that guy is. Is it just me, or do most of the people streaming seem to be 30s white men with the same bigoted worldview, monotone voice and anger issues. Here's another clip of this same guy from yesterday http://www.twitch.tv/zxero_/b/490904309?t=9m30s http://www.twitch.tv/zxero_/b/490904309?t=17m45s goes on for a while wuat fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Dec 30, 2013 |
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univbee posted:I'm sure this'll be the subject of someone's thesis if it isn't already. I think the answer lies in looking at the kinds of people who would have the time and energy to do this (bear in mind that people who do this "successfully" are doing it for hours a day and probably at unusual hours that wouldn't fit a 9-to-5 job very well), which I think requires someone who has significantly failed in being accepted by "normal" society but also has the resources to prop them up, like financial support from parents or some type of welfare/disability benefits. If you have a job or a girlfriend/wife you're not going to have the time and energy required to sit at your computer/console and play video games while being entertaining often enough to become an online personality. If you don't have a job or girlfriend/wife or friends you hang out with in the real world, you have the time and energy to stream often, but are also bitter about the world and have limited social skills due to being out of practice. these guys are basically the glenn beck/rush limbaugh of the gaming world.
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wuat posted:Here's another clip of this same guy from yesterday Ahahahaha "I'm gonna contact Steam and if I can get any information out of them I'll just sue him"
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The gooniest of all professions.
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Bait and Swatch posted:This is from the previous page, but I can't believe how much of a pretentious prick that guy is. Is it just me, or do most of the people streaming seem to be 30s white men with the same bigoted worldview, monotone voice and anger issues. "[P]eople who play this game have baby dicks." -Guy playing this game "It wasn't a ragequit, it just stopping playing until people get bored with..." - Guy who quit a game in anger after getting shot
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Some Female Commentator (her words, not mine) went off last night about how she had a secret program that got his IP and Steam account and that Steam representatives were "on standby". She banned me from chat when I asked her if she wrote a GUI in Visual Basic.
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Dillbag posted:Ahahahaha "I'm gonna contact Steam and if I can get any information out of them I'll just sue him" I think my favorite quote is from somebody in his teamspeak, "Too bad he doesn't live close by, we could melt his router. It's so easy to melt routers if you're close to them physically. I've got a little software device that uh, mm hm. Everything's wifi these days." And the other guy saying he was going to "Order a drone strike on his IP using bitcoins" Phone posted:Some Female Commentator (her words, not mine) went off last night about how she had a secret program that got his IP and Steam account and that Steam representatives were "on standby". She banned me from chat when I asked her if she wrote a GUI in Visual Basic. http://www.twitch.tv/prototyperaavyn/b/490937503?t=288m25s Here's the clip of it, don't know if you saw it yet. wuat fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Dec 30, 2013 |
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wuat posted:http://www.twitch.tv/prototyperaavyn/b/490937503?t=288m25s
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Poil posted:What's wrong with her Have you never seen lip piercings before?
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MizPiz posted:Here's an article on this: The goon presence in COH loved this guy for a while. We played villains on the server he chose (Protector, I think? It's been years) and would hang out in PVP zones murdering random heroes and trying to lure friendlies into his sights without getting ganked ourselves. Made a drinking game out of it one night. Every time he got one of us, we took a shot. We got pretty hammered that night.
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wuat posted:http://www.twitch.tv/prototyperaavyn/b/490937503?t=288m25s You left out the part where she says HUE HUE HUE.
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Dillbag posted:Ahahahaha "I'm gonna contact Steam and if I can get any information out of them I'll just sue him" Lawyer something something loss of wages. I'd watch a stream of him in small claims court irritating the judge.
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I love her expression when nobody falls for the dumb poo poo she was saying. Well except for her stupid fans.
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# ? Dec 30, 2013 02:38 |
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How much do people like that guy make from streaming on twitch? I can't imagine it's anything substantial.
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Bait and Swatch posted:How much do people like that guy make from streaming on twitch? I can't imagine it's anything substantial. Unless you have (ugh) PewDiePie-levels of fan hordes then you're better off flipping burgers in almost every way. And even then it's a stretch You don't do this stuff if you have any real marketable skills, including a brain
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"It's easy to melt routers if you're close to them, I've got a little software device..." "You don't know how to knock down a router with a wifi software!?" wuat posted:http://www.twitch.tv/prototyperaavyn/b/490937503?t=288m25s Hahaha, she makes a standard Angry 15 Year Old claim that she's put on a software and now she's got their IP and like three people pop up in the chat laughing at how stupid it sounds. She immediately goes silent and starts banning everyone laughing at her.
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Tonight 3 of us were stream sniping some guy in DayZ making him sing songs at gunpoint, and the Jay Owen guys got mad at us because we borrowed the can crush gimmick, so they joined in and tried to kill us. Sorry guys, we'll leave the Jay Owen to you.
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These are adults right? It's just so amazing listening to them.
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Here's an earlier video that got taken down due to the white knight brigade. It's basically just a few clips from a Twitch VOD. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x190c64_girlgamererotic dad posted:Tonight 3 of us were stream sniping some guy in DayZ making him sing songs at gunpoint, and the Jay Owen guys got mad at us because we borrowed the can crush gimmick, so they joined in and tried to kill us. Sorry guys, we'll leave the Jay Owen to you. You guys made him do a pretty impressive can crush, though. e: coming soon "can crushing bandits" Phone fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Dec 30, 2013 |
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Enallyniv posted:"It's easy to melt routers if you're close to them, I've got a little software device..." CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Unless you have (ugh) PewDiePie-levels of fan hordes then you're better off flipping burgers in almost every way. And even then it's a stretch I don't know if you can be this general, I quite like watching videos from the Minecrack guys, and the don't seem like massive poo poo-lord bigots, but people with legit entertaining skills.
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Klungar posted:I don't know if you can be this general, I quite like watching videos from the Minecrack guys, and the don't seem like massive poo poo-lord bigots, but people with legit entertaining skills. True, but most of the people that are actually entertaining do not try to live off it, which is why they are entertaining. By "brainless" I meant that the idiots trying to make a living off this extremely delicate bubble tend to mass-produce very low quality materials in a desperate attempt to stay relevant
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Phone posted:Here's an earlier video that got taken down due to the white knight brigade. It's basically just a few clips from a Twitch VOD. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x190c64_girlgamer Please do more of this. Except on YouTube. Also. What the gently caress at the end? It was like she was trying to be a white Bill Cosby that swallowed a tackle box.
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Klungar posted:I don't know if you can be this general, I quite like watching videos from the Minecrack guys, and the don't seem like massive poo poo-lord bigots, but people with legit entertaining skills. Also presumably they enjoy it more than burger flipping. It's an eternal cliche that some people will make all kinds of material sacrifice to work as an entertainer. I remember watching Broteam on twitch, when someone asked him "whether he has a job" and he started laughing ruefully. "This is it. This is it. Can you believe that? Can you believe how hosed the world is today, that doing this can be someone's source of income? gently caress." What I'm saying is I think some of them have the right attitude.
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Phone posted:Here's an earlier video that got taken down due to the white knight brigade. It's basically just a few clips from a Twitch VOD. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x190c64_girlgamer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-gN5hAcV8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vfPNhr0tT0
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