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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
I wanted to go to bed at a decent hour but a cat is sleeping on my shoulder.

E: oh good, started a new page. THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU GUYS I AM TRAPPED SEND HELP.

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
sleep where you are.

duh.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

sleep where you are.

duh.

Oh god my bladder. When I die of a kidney infection tell my story.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
whisper to the cat, "homestuck"

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Pick cat up and put cat on blanket. Don't kid yourself that cat will know the difference.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Shannonmcn posted:

Pick cat up

Rip

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Put cat up for adoption and buy a dog cuz they're better

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Shannonmcn posted:

Pick cat up and put cat on blanket. Don't kid yourself that cat will know the difference.

After about an hour, cat remembered food exists and is now eating.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Also watching The West Wing and Martin Sheen just said "now I'm an educated man...but when someone tries to explain cricket to me I just want to hit them in the head with a teapot."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Pick posted:

what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?

the top bunk of a bunk bed while someone was sleeping on the bottom one

JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE
Jul 9, 2010

Pick posted:

what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?

at work :angel:

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Pick posted:

what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?
platform 12 at Rotterdam Central station

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!


Nice. I wanted to make the fucktimes in my baseroom at uni but bf was too chicken :(

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Mine was probably on a piece of foam in a garage. I was not told until afterwards it was the dog's bed t:mad:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i didn't knooowww

JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE
Jul 9, 2010

Shannonmcn posted:

Nice. I wanted to make the fucktimes in my baseroom at uni but bf was too chicken :(

i'm not sure if it is more or less socially acceptable since i work in a brothel

i did also bone my ex at the bar i used to work at though so either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Pick posted:

what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?

At work. Underway on a US Navy vessel. In the Commodore's bed. And his shower. To be fair, we changed the sheets after. And the embroidered towels.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

boom boom boom posted:

jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie

I was honestly forgiving as hell of it until I saw the giant Golden Dwarf. Then I was just "aw man...."

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

boom boom boom posted:

jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie

given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go (IN FAVOUR OF WATCHING THE MAP) because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

toe knee hand posted:

given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked

and i liked the lotr movies so it's not like i hate the whole style/genre

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
literally nothing is going to happen, nothing is gonna be resolved, but they desperately don't want you to realize that so it just goes on and on forever.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

toe knee hand posted:

given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go (IN FAVOUR OF WATCHING THE MAP) because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked

maps are p great tho

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
you could have sex with the people around you ? ?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Airplane sex sounds pretty cramped to be honest.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Pick posted:

you could have sex with the people around you ? ?

have you ever been on a transcontinental budget airline

they are mainly full of old people

and children. screaming crying stinky children.

JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE
Jul 9, 2010

boom boom boom posted:

jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie

i watched it in 3d and it looked like a really bad am-dram production and also a lot of the performances seemed really surprisingly amateur

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Pick posted:

you could have sex with the people around you ? ?

"I have had it with these motherfuckers loving on this motherfucking plane!"

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

boom boom boom posted:

jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie

Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then?

On another note, I hate my phone :(

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

toe knee hand posted:

have you ever been on a transcontinental budget airline

they are mainly full of old people

and children. screaming crying stinky children.

well you certainly can't have sex with the children

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Doctor Bishop posted:

"I have had it with these motherfuckers loving on this motherfucking plane!"

Airplane bathrooms smell bad. Mile High club must be awful.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

rocketpig posted:

Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then?

Honestly it's mostly action sequences and spectacle. There's very very little else. If you like watching action sequences on the big screen then go see it, but otherwise you're not missing much waiting.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
i actually had a book to read i think.

and the map. maps own. and the window. we went over greenland which is always a treat.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

rocketpig posted:

Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then?

On another note, I hate my phone :(

that depends. do you have the basic brain ability to realize that sauron is not actually gonna kill gandalf in the second hobbit movie? or that the dwarves aren't actually gonna kill the dragon when there's a whole third movie left? and the horrible legolas/girl elf/dwarve romantic triangle isn't going to be resolved when, as i said, there's still the third movie left to do? if you do, you may find watching a movie that tries to milk almost three loving hours out of that poo poo to be rather frustrating.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
it's almost like trying to stretch a short book into three movies was a terrible idea

almost

the real terrible idea was making a movie of the hobbit at all

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
legolas has to stay chaste for ghimli

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You do get to see Stephen Colbert for like, a second, making a prune juice face.

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

legolas has to stay chaste for ghimli

oh there's a joke about that! he finds a dwarf locket and is all like, who's this disgusting ugly monster that i automatically hate and will never be friends with ever? and the dwarf says, that's me boy, Gimli!

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