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I wanted to go to bed at a decent hour but a cat is sleeping on my shoulder. E: oh good, started a new page. THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU GUYS I AM TRAPPED SEND HELP.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:24 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 08:53 |
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sleep where you are. duh.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:28 |
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toe knee hand posted:sleep where you are. Oh god my bladder. When I die of a kidney infection tell my story.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:30 |
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whisper to the cat, "homestuck"
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:39 |
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Pick cat up and put cat on blanket. Don't kid yourself that cat will know the difference.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:40 |
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Shannonmcn posted:Pick cat up Rip
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:44 |
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Put cat up for adoption and buy a dog cuz they're better
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:44 |
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Shannonmcn posted:Pick cat up and put cat on blanket. Don't kid yourself that cat will know the difference. After about an hour, cat remembered food exists and is now eating.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:47 |
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Also watching The West Wing and Martin Sheen just said "now I'm an educated man...but when someone tries to explain cricket to me I just want to hit them in the head with a teapot."
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:57 |
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what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:12 |
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Pick posted:what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered? the top bunk of a bunk bed while someone was sleeping on the bottom one
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:13 |
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Pick posted:what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered? at work
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:17 |
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Pick posted:what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:23 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:28 |
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JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE posted:at work Nice. I wanted to make the fucktimes in my baseroom at uni but bf was too chicken
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:29 |
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Mine was probably on a piece of foam in a garage. I was not told until afterwards it was the dog's bed t
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:31 |
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i didn't knooowww
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:31 |
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Shannonmcn posted:Nice. I wanted to make the fucktimes in my baseroom at uni but bf was too chicken i'm not sure if it is more or less socially acceptable since i work in a brothel i did also bone my ex at the bar i used to work at though so either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:32 |
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Pick posted:what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered? At work. Underway on a US Navy vessel. In the Commodore's bed. And his shower. To be fair, we changed the sheets after. And the embroidered towels.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:34 |
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jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:38 |
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boom boom boom posted:jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie I was honestly forgiving as hell of it until I saw the giant Golden Dwarf. Then I was just "aw man...."
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:40 |
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boom boom boom posted:jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go (IN FAVOUR OF WATCHING THE MAP) because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:40 |
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toe knee hand posted:given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked and i liked the lotr movies so it's not like i hate the whole style/genre
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:41 |
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literally nothing is going to happen, nothing is gonna be resolved, but they desperately don't want you to realize that so it just goes on and on forever.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:41 |
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toe knee hand posted:given that i watched the hobbit 1 on an airplane with literally nothing else to do and yet still stopped watching it with 30 mins to go (IN FAVOUR OF WATCHING THE MAP) because i couldn't give a drat what happened, well, colour me loving shocked maps are p great tho
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:42 |
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you could have sex with the people around you ? ?
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:42 |
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Airplane sex sounds pretty cramped to be honest.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:44 |
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Pick posted:you could have sex with the people around you ? ? have you ever been on a transcontinental budget airline they are mainly full of old people and children. screaming crying stinky children.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:45 |
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boom boom boom posted:jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie i watched it in 3d and it looked like a really bad am-dram production and also a lot of the performances seemed really surprisingly amateur
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:46 |
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Pick posted:you could have sex with the people around you ? ? "I have had it with these motherfuckers loving on this motherfucking plane!"
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:46 |
boom boom boom posted:jesus christ the hobbit 2 is a bad movie Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then? On another note, I hate my phone
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:46 |
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toe knee hand posted:have you ever been on a transcontinental budget airline well you certainly can't have sex with the children
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:46 |
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Doctor Bishop posted:"I have had it with these motherfuckers loving on this motherfucking plane!" Airplane bathrooms smell bad. Mile High club must be awful.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:47 |
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rocketpig posted:Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then? Honestly it's mostly action sequences and spectacle. There's very very little else. If you like watching action sequences on the big screen then go see it, but otherwise you're not missing much waiting.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:48 |
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i actually had a book to read i think. and the map. maps own. and the window. we went over greenland which is always a treat.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:48 |
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rocketpig posted:Was contemplating going to see it. Should I just wait for the DVD then? that depends. do you have the basic brain ability to realize that sauron is not actually gonna kill gandalf in the second hobbit movie? or that the dwarves aren't actually gonna kill the dragon when there's a whole third movie left? and the horrible legolas/girl elf/dwarve romantic triangle isn't going to be resolved when, as i said, there's still the third movie left to do? if you do, you may find watching a movie that tries to milk almost three loving hours out of that poo poo to be rather frustrating.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:51 |
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it's almost like trying to stretch a short book into three movies was a terrible idea almost the real terrible idea was making a movie of the hobbit at all
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:52 |
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legolas has to stay chaste for ghimli
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:52 |
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You do get to see Stephen Colbert for like, a second, making a prune juice face.
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:53 |
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Pick posted:legolas has to stay chaste for ghimli oh there's a joke about that! he finds a dwarf locket and is all like, who's this disgusting ugly monster that i automatically hate and will never be friends with ever? and the dwarf says, that's me boy, Gimli!
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# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:55 |