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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Brown Menace posted:

is that the movie where a character is voiced by a russian dude who said that all gays should be burned in ovens

i'm actually not sure which person apparently that is

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Pick posted:

Cougars are good animals and I like to gently caress soooooo

SPEED OF THE PUMA



marshal bravestarr is the hot loving poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wildlife Analysis posted:

this is acceptable because you're a woman. if you were a man i'm pretty sure people would think you were a freak

Truth. Being super-duper into Disney beyond "I really like them" is a lady and gay privilege.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

Chill the gently caress out I never said they didn't, but they've also got codes of conduct because they're always after the "family" market.

Like I remember when Scrubs moved to ABC for its final season they said they couldn't show that one character in a banana hammock even though he showed up wearing one in like 50% of his appearances, just because Disney has a family-friendly reputation to uphold.

i stopped watching scrubs after carla and turk got married, how much was there after that lol

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Sex Beef 2.0 posted:

I'm a straight man but I enjoy seeing the occasional chiseled bod'.

I'm probably not straight, but I don't find chiseled men sexy.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Pick posted:

Cougars are good animals and I like to gently caress soooooo

SPEED OF THE PUMA



That's me IRL.

^^^ Thanks, I'm collecting data

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Chum Scandal posted:

i stopped watching scrubs after carla and turk got married, how much was there after that lol

Two seasons of shamefully enjoyable wackyness. Then two seasons of horrific wastes of time and embarrassing wackyness. Then a final season that somehow managed to be really good again and provide a satisfying capstone to the series. Then a spinoff season that sucked balls at first but was actually becoming good by the end, but got cancelled because of how lovely it was at the start.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Pick, why don't you love me :( ?

At the very least, Disney's smart enough to know when not to mess with something they know is good.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My boyfriend looks like he stepped out of a civil war photograph. I dig it.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


in a distant time

and far away place

the planet of new texas floats deep in space

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

My boyfriend looks like he stepped out of a civil war photograph. I dig it.

there was a pic in my family's cabin of two hot civil-war-lookin guys i thought was kinda neat

thankfully i found out prior to puberty that they were my dad and my uncle in like, uh, civil war cosplay or some poo poo???

gross.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
crossposting from hockey thread lol

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
there are so many guys i'd gently caress and then abruptly dump, ideally when they're crying :allears:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Is sex with you so bad you make men cry?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Is sex with you so bad you make men cry?

I don't care :buddy:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
unless i love them or something but what are the odds, i'm kind of a huge bitch

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
how do you make them cry? read them selections from the finest gay anime comics until they run away screaming?

it would probably be easier and more humane just to kick them in the dick while wearing heels

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Pick posted:

unless i love them or something but what are the odds, i'm kind of a huge bitch

truly the spirit of GBS 2.1

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

how do you make them cry? read them selections from the finest gay anime comics until they run away screaming?

it would probably be easier and more humane just to kick them in the dick while wearing heels

my mom keeps sending me united nude shoes. I can walk in them but my god i cannot run :(

e:



she gave me these, they're the hardest poo poo ever to dance in

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Pick posted:

my mom keeps sending me united nude shoes. I can walk in them but my god i cannot run :(

there isn't a single good reason to ever run

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
You have a mom who sends you United Nude shoes, that's awesome.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003


what the gently caress

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Chum Scandal posted:

what the gently caress

Made for stomping hearts.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

You have a mom who sends you United Nude shoes, that's awesome.

My mom sends me everything she's done with, except clothes, I'm a shaaaaameful size 4 :rolleyes:

"in my day, a 4 was an 8, and in the UK they add 2, and no one should ever be proud to be size 10"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Pick posted:

my mom keeps sending me united nude shoes. I can walk in them but my god i cannot run :(

e:



she gave me these, they're the hardest poo poo ever to dance in

looks like something i made in art school. (note: this means it looks awful.)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

Made for stomping hearts.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My mom bought me a Miley Cyrus brand shirt with a Union Jack on it, consider yourself lucky.

She also bought me a signed Lou Reed record, Cole Haan riding boots, and 1920's smoking accessories, so my mom kinda owns too, tbh

Also those shoes look okay for dancing, but I guess it depends on the music

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

looks like something i made in art school. (note: this means it looks awful.)

united nude is a p. good brand, goober

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
okay they are kinda loose, she wears a 9.5 and i'm an 8.5

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Pick posted:

united nude is a p. good brand, goober



at least i'm not wearing badly done carpentry on my feet, knucklehead

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I dunno sharpen the wood bits the right way and maybe you have a good vampire-killing weapon on your hands.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

at least i'm not wearing badly done carpentry on my feet, knucklehead

dude who gives a gently caress, they're moderately expensive

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003


MOTHERFUCKING COBBLED

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby
Dammit, I missed yaoi chat.

Pick posted:

there's that prison rape one that was all the rage after i was gone. what the gently caress was it called. undergrand hotel?

Sadahiro Miko. So back in the day (like 2001), I was pen pals with a Japanese lady that maintained a yaoi mange review site. She was best friends with Miko so I'd tape episodes of American television shows for her and she'd send me signed Sadahiro doujinshi in exchange. They both really like Oz (obviously) and Boston Legal. I never told her that I didn't really like Sadahiro's artwork or stories just 'cause it was so neat to get something from Japan.

lol, I just remembered that I helped her translate some Boromir/Faramir slash.

Edit: I adore those shoes.

Tora! Tora! Tora! fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 1, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

t_violet posted:

Dammit, I missed yaoi chat.


Sadahiro Miko. So back in the day (like 2001), I was pen pals with a Japanese lady that maintained a yaoi mange review site. She was best friends with Miko so I'd tape episodes of American television shows for her and she'd send me signed Sadahiro doujinshi in exchange. They both really like Oz (obviously) and Boston Legal. I never told her that I didn't really like Sadahiro's artwork or stories just 'cause it was so neat to get something from Japan.

lol, I just remembered that I helped her translate some Boromir/Faramir slash.

Edit: I adore those shoes.

LMAO it ain't too late, tell more tell more!! i ain't getting picked up til 9

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I think we're supposed to be looking at butt here but all I see is back.

please tell me I'm not the only one with a swole back fetish

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ride's here, time to be terrible!

phone's on but response capability limited

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Enjoy yourself Pick.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Pick posted:

LMAO it ain't too late, tell more tell more!! i ain't getting picked up til 9

There's not really much else. She used to go by "Slash-kun" on the net and was a 40+ year old lady with a middle school aged daughter. Her day job was publishing and she was editing a book of stupid GW quotes. (evidently the Japanese thought he was stupid too).

I still have the doujinshi:



And, look, I found some Trigun and FMA yaoi too!



Edit: oh, no, Pick is going to be sorry she missed the terrible, terrible yaoi :(

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


gettin doj money

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