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moerketid posted:I can only imagine this is a joke, and yet... Just think for a moment, someone at kickstarter actually watched the video, saw the mspaint drawings and then went ahead and approved it. Is there no serious vetting going on over there?
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pathetic little tramp posted:I think we've all been there, jobless, mentally deranged, with nothing but a couple crude mspaints of a console, living in a van down by the river, an American flag, and a goddamn dream. Fixed that for you. RIP Chris Farley 
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We could have funded cyber games and still lost less money than doobie and gotten a better joke at that
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Autechresaint posted:Just think for a moment, someone at kickstarter actually watched the video, saw the mspaint drawings and then went ahead and approved it. Is there no serious vetting going on over there? They'd have to have a reason for rejection stated somewhere, guess they don't want to tell someone that he needs mental help
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Alan Smithee posted:We could have funded cyber games and still lost less money than doobie and gotten a better joke at that Okay, I'm in.
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Autechresaint posted:Just think for a moment, someone at kickstarter actually watched the video, saw the mspaint drawings and then went ahead and approved it. Is there no serious vetting going on over there? Not as far as anyone can tell, actually.
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Autechresaint posted:Just think for a moment, someone at kickstarter actually watched the video, saw the mspaint drawings and then went ahead and approved it. Is there no serious vetting going on over there? They green lighted a rape manual. No.
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There are for sure some behind the scenes shenanigans at Kickstarter with regards to which projects get accepted. You know the GameKlip, that piece of plastic that attaches a DS3 controller to an android phone for mobile gaming? Well, my friend is the creator of that, and the project was rejected by Kickstarter for vague reasons. This was several years ago, right around when Kickstarter first started. Of course, he then went on to self-manufacturing and sold a poo poo ton of units. So gently caress Kickstarter.
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moerketid posted:I can only imagine this is a joke, and yet... if you watched the video you would have realized both its not a joke and you just found GBS's dan quinn
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moerketid posted:I can only imagine this is a joke, and yet... "CYBERMATRIX 100 posted:500 DOLLARS WILL GO TOWARDS SHOPPING AND THE 2000 DOLLARS WILL GO FOR MY CYBERMATRIX. Is this not pretty much outright stated as a big no-no in the kickstarter rules? (Since it is pretty much fund-my-life.)
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It's probably for shopping at the power matrix store, stop being such a negative nelly.
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Why are you cybershopping from the cyberstore when you can cyberwholesale from cyberchina for cybercheap?
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I'm sorry Mr. Bishop, but what you've got here isn't a business and I don't understand the product. Good luck finding a manufacturer—I'm out.quote:i intend to make the console [incl powerpods for the powerportal, and powerbooth. if made, i'll deliver the diagrams for kickstarter via word and hopefully it'll get made. EDIT: Oh god his loving teeth! And no rewards! Two different pledge levels with no rewards whatsoever! Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 02:40 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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The Internet: Reminding You That There Are A Lot Of Profoundly hosed Up People Out There Since The Early 90s
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Autechresaint posted:Just think for a moment, someone at kickstarter actually watched the video, saw the mspaint drawings and then went ahead and approved it. Is there no serious vetting going on over there? Kickstarter doing vetting aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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7thBatallion posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/702720093/defend-from-the-romans-3d-multiplayer-tower-defens?ref=search That's the worst tower defense I've ever seen Models are lovely copies of War3, the stats and names are probably too, and you can only possibly build in like 2 rows of 5 slots, you can't even maze. Baby's first unity game. I bet he even followed a tutorial.
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Nnep posted:if you watched the video you would have realized both its not a joke and you just found GBS's dan quinn Holy poo poo  I'm pretty sure I saw another one of this guy's videos on America's Creepiest Serial Killers one time.
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Zaphod42 posted:That's the worst tower defense I've ever seen Everyone knows the Romans would move in testudo formation in a siege like this poo poo's just sloppy
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Alan Smithee posted:Everyone knows the Romans would move in testudo formation in a siege like this Unless they were facing medieval towers shooting fire and frost magic. Take the famous battle of Helm's deep for example.
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Cybermatrix guy has appended his pitch:bad ideas posted:this particular diagram for the console has the ability to make games, movies and music using only one engine: the main cpu and gpu has the ability to concoct the engine to make media with the above info. So is he talking about a first party game or... what the gently caress is going on here? more bad ideas posted:editions for the console is stated below: What do each of these editions do? Ultra comes with killbeams?
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Noyemi K posted:So is he talking about a first party game or... what the gently caress is going on here? It's magic. Everything works by magic.
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I'm confused. The beams he mentioned aren't allowed in battlegrounds just in the lobby? What kind of sense does that make? Oh, right, none.
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Noyemi K posted:Cybermatrix guy has appended his pitch: $500 is a lot, but gently caress, I want those killbeams. That's how they get ya 
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Anoia posted:It's magic. Everything works by magic. cybermagic 
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These guys want one and a half grand to play with lego.
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cybermatrix guy posted:i hope that this console [like the ouya] will be successful and full of entertainment, maybe more...  Dream on kiddo, dream on.
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Success in that you could scam that many people out of money and not be held accountable. American dream
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And it's Star Wars themed, which is loving cheating with Lego.
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I guess they've never seen the Star Wars exhibits at Legoland?
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Waffleman_ posted:And it's Star Wars themed, which is loving cheating with Lego. Haha yeah. Just imagine them sitting around coming up with this Kickstarter. "Hey man you've heard of Star Wars right? People like Lego and Star Wars, bring them together, its never been done before at this scale!!" Its kind of funny how far Kickstarter gets from the idealised launchpad for original and risky concepts.
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I hope they get funded because the idea of some guys scamming internet people into paying for their lego bricks is wonderful.
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Alan Smithee posted:We could have funded cyber games and still lost less money than doobie and gotten a better joke at that
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KiddieGrinder posted:I guess they've never seen the Star Wars exhibits at Legoland? While I don't think this Kickstarter is well-wrought just yet, their model of Hoth actually is one of the Star Wars exhibits in a satellite store.
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Germstore posted:I hope they get funded because the idea of some guys scamming internet people into paying for their lego bricks is wonderful. It's like a let's play video, hope they build the whole thing with a face cam in the corner.
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