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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

DNS posted:

Apparently Fassbender basically had to be forced to do the movie at gunpoint.

The image of Singer/Fassbender pulling a Herzog/Kinski is just too good.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

DNS posted:




God I hope this is real.

It very much is:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/65961

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

CaptainHollywood posted:




Umm.... this does not look good.

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Vintersorg posted:

7 new character posters for Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West. with MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, and Neil Patrick Harris.







Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Slasherfan posted:

It even includes a flip side that has the original artwork.



I feel like this is one of those times where you just don't top the original poster. My friend has that up in his room, and that poster (and well him loving the movie) is why I sought it out to watch it.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU

It looks like a movie that could be vaguely entertaining when it's not trying to be funny, and then you remember that it's meant to be a comedy.

So yeah, pretty loving dire.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
That went south so fast.

You could almost say.... That escalated quickly.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU

Eh, I think it looks funny.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Theron and Neeson look good like I expected.

Seth of course looks like he's going to pull the movie down. He looks like Quentin Tarantino trying to do comedy. Could he not cast someone else in the role? That looked like a role for Paul Rudd. Or Jason Bateman. Or Luke fuckin' Wilson. Anybody.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
That's a pretty funny trailer. I'll probably go see it just for Giovanni Ribisi.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Please tell me this isn't a Slenderman movie!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rirse posted:

Please tell me this isn't a Slenderman movie!

It'll be 12 hours long with no ending.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Gonz posted:

It'll be 12 hours long with no ending.

How long does it take to collect eight pieces of paper in a forest?

:confused:

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
"riveting examination of <...> the nether regions of <...> Jake Gyllenhaal"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

zenintrude posted:

How long does it take to collect eight pieces of paper in a forest?

:confused:

You forgot all the coughing and abandoned buildings and murders and stalking and fistfights.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU
This, like everything Seth MacFarlane does, looks like poo poo.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

loving hell yeah I'm ready for this. I don't even know what it is and I'm ready.


DNS posted:

Apparently Fassbender basically had to be forced to do the movie at gunpoint.

Yeah, you can see it on his face.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
New Winter Solider Posters








PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY


loving hell.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Wow, so they finally got a human that looks like a Greg Horn drawing.

High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012
Who decided that Scarlet Johansson would be sexier without knees or ribs?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

High Warlord Zog posted:

Who decided that Scarlet Johansson would be sexier without knees or ribs?

Look man. That Suit is pretty tight. She can't even zip it up all the way.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Forgall posted:

"riveting examination of <...> the nether regions of <...> Jake Gyllenhaal"

I'm in.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Seth of course looks like he's going to pull the movie down. He looks like Quentin Tarantino trying to do comedy. Could he not cast someone else in the role? That looked like a role for Paul Rudd. Or Jason Bateman. Or Luke fuckin' Wilson. Anybody.

Yeah, the dude's a fine voice actor but he has no presence in those clips. He feels like an Academy Awards presenter or a mediocre talkshow host who greenscreened themselves over the actual comedian who stars in the movie as part of a gag.

Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

High Warlord Zog posted:

Who decided that Scarlet Johansson would be sexier without knees or ribs?

Her lower jaw is wider than her waist.

Her lower jaw is wider than her waist. Who looked at that poster and thought that looked good?

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Irisi posted:

Her lower jaw is wider than her waist.

Her lower jaw is wider than her waist. Who looked at that poster and thought that looked good?

No it's not. I think the lighting from the left might be tricking you.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

That Black Widow poster was a great punchline to scroll down to.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Wow, so they finally got a human that looks like a Greg Horn drawing.

You think that's human you're seeing?

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

MikeJF posted:

You think that's human you're seeing?

PLOT TWIST: She's Inhuman.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU

Well maybe I'm just getting old, but I thought it looked like it could be funny.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

PriorMarcus posted:

PLOT TWIST: She's Inhuman.

What we really need here is about 30 or 40 posts explaining the lore

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Based on the angle and how much they touched her up, Scarlet looks less like herself and more like a 90s Claire Danes.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
They also hit her boobs pretty hard with the liquify/bulge brush in photoshop.

I love that tool. Every time I use liquify to increase boob size I do the scene from Weird Science out loud.

"Wyatt, I know girls stats"
"Anything bigger than a handful and you're risking a sprained thumb"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MikeJF posted:

You think that's human you're seeing?

Well, we just had a movie where Scarlet is an OS and one coming soon where she's an alien. In conclusion: Thanos created Ultron and Ultron is Black Widow.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



zenintrude posted:

Here's the trailer... it looks really bad :ssh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU
It's alright, but I'm a bit concerned about Seth being the protagonist. I figured he was going to be a supporting castmember. That could be a mistake since as people have mentioned, he's not a good actor at all.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Seth has always come off as incredibly slimy and creepy to me. Like, he looks like someone who should be going door-to-door selling vacuums that stop working after two hours. It'd be fine if he leveraged it, but he always casts himself as some sort of smarmy idiot you're supposed to identify with.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Lady Naga posted:

Seth has always come off as incredibly slimy and creepy to me. Like, he looks like someone who should be going door-to-door selling vacuums that stop working after two hours. It'd be fine if he leveraged it, but he always casts himself as some sort of smarmy idiot you're supposed to identify with.

He probably would have worked fine as a snake oil salesman or something.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

FlamingLiberal posted:

It's alright, but I'm a bit concerned about Seth being the protagonist. I figured he was going to be a supporting castmember. That could be a mistake since as people have mentioned, he's not a good actor at all.

He's says a variation of "Oh poo poo!" one too many times for me to care about this now.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Can someone with more talent than me turn that Cap poster featuring Cap himself into him with Liefeld proportions via photoshop? The pose he's in is just begging for it.

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