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turnip kid
May 24, 2010


quote:

PonoMusic is a revolutionary movement conceived and founded by Neil Young. Our mission is to bring the highest-quality digital music to discerning, passionate consumers, who wish to experience music the way the artists intended, with the emotion, detail, and power intact. "It's about the music, real music. We want to move digital music into the 21st century and PonoMusic does that. We couldn't be more excited about bringing PonoMusic to the market," said Neil Young, founder and chairman of PonoMusic.


PonoMusic encompasses both an online music store (PonoMusic.com) and a playback device (The PonoPlayer). The PonoPlayer is a digital-music experience unlike any other, offering the finest quality, highest-resolution digital music from both major labels and prominent independent labels, curated and archived for discriminating PonoMusic customers. The Pono desktop media management application allows customers to download, manage and sync their music to their PonoPlayer and other high- resolution digital music devices.
"Our goal was to offer the highest quality digital music available from all the major labels with the world’s greatest sounding, user-friendly portable music player. We’ve achieved our goal and we are excited to launch our Kickstarter campaign next week to invite music lovers everywhere to join the PonoMusic community and reserve a PonoPlayer for their own enjoyment," said John Hamm, CEO of PonoMusic.


The PonoPlayer is a purpose-built, portable, high-resolution digital-music player designed and engineered in a "no-compromise" fashion to allow consumers to experience studio master-quality digital music at the highest audio fidelity possible, bringing the true emotion and detail of the music, the way the artist recorded it, to life. It also features a convenient, easy-to-use LCD touch screen interface that is totally intuitive. The audio technology in the PonoPlayer was developed in conjunction with the engineering team at Ayre, in Boulder Colorado, a leader in world class audio technology.


PonoMusic and Ayre have collaborated their ideas to achieve their goal -- to make the power and majesty of music available to everybody. “We are absolutely thrilled to be a part of this project. We will always be grateful to Neil Young for changing the landscape of recorded music," said Charlie Hansen, CEO of Ayre Acoustics. (Ayre Acoustics)


The PonoPlayer has 128GB of memory and can store 1000 to 2000 high-resolution digital-music albums. Memory cards can be used to store and play different playlists and additional collections of music. The PonoPlayer will be sold at PonoMusic.com for $399 MSRP and is available for pre-order at a discount on Kickstarter.com as of March 15th. PonoMusic recommended earbud and headphone products will also be available for purchase on PonoMusic.com.

Woah, 128GB. Look at the tags on the PonoPlayer's screen. :laffo:

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Bring digital music into the 21st century? I thought digital music was pretty much already a product of the 21st century.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
Question: Can I play nonsexual songs on the pornomusic player?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Clever Spambot posted:

Goon project or not, everything about that kickstarter makes me think its either a joke or a scam. I don't think I'll back it.

dude is definitely not WAY more organized and put together

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
What I'm wondering is who in the year of our lord 2014 actually thinks there's still an untapped market for a dedicated digital music playing device when every single smartphone fills that function quite nicely.


Also a quick Google search reveals that the announcement of this device has audiophiles really, really excited so I'm fully expecting the Pono to do nothing.

Meatwave posted:

Question: Can I play nonsexual songs on the pornomusic player?

Yes but only songs from the soundtrack of the hit Miyazaki film Ponyo.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Shame the edges aren't a bit sharper, I would love to have a device stabbing me in a thigh as I listen to Nickelback.

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
"The PonoPlayer has 128GB of memory and can store 1000 to 2000 high-resolution digital-music albums."

That'd have to be songs, not albums. And I'd love to know what their files do that FLACs don't.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Athletic Footjob posted:

"The PonoPlayer has 128GB of memory and can store 1000 to 2000 high-resolution digital-music albums."

That'd have to be songs, not albums. And I'd love to know what their files do that FLACs don't.

They have a much richer sound that allows for a deeper and more nuanced soundscape.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

FrozenVent posted:

They have a much richer sound that allows for a deeper and more nuanced soundscape.

Please elaborate.

If the goal is to deliver master quality audio to the masses, you could do the same with flac and that wouldn't require the use of an expensive, proprietary, plastic toblerone.

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

Meatwave posted:

Please elaborate.

You need a better sarcasm detector.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Meatwave posted:

Please elaborate.

If the goal is to deliver master quality audio to the masses, you could do the same with flac and that wouldn't require the use of an expensive, proprietary, plastic toblerone.

God do we have to explain everything?

Okay, when audio is being unpacked from a digital format it has to be crunched. Flac only runs a double crunch which, while adequate, ruins the fidelity of the sound areas by solidifying the soundwave before it has time to properly compile. The Pono program, by comparison, runs a triple crunch pass which better equalizes the frequency and then a cleaner pass which sharpens the peaks, thus allowing for a much greater tone variance than traditional methods.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

dijon du jour posted:

God do we have to explain everything?

Okay, when audio is being unpacked from a digital format it has to be crunched. Flac only runs a double crunch which, while adequate, ruins the fidelity of the sound areas by solidifying the soundwave before it has time to properly compile. The Pono program, by comparison, runs a triple crunch pass which better equalizes the frequency and then a cleaner pass which sharpens the peaks, thus allowing for a much greater tone variance than traditional methods.

Hm... But does it make sound crisp and rich?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

Hm... But does it make sound crisp and rich?

Yes, and golden-brown and with no free radicals.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

quote:

The PonoPlayer will be sold at PonoMusic.com for $399 MSRP and is available for pre-order at a discount on Kickstarter.com as of March 15th.

May as well get a smartphone if you're going to blow that much money on an MP3 player.

Dude in Pensacola has a successful Kickstarter for a "Hobogrill" made of recycled parts.



It's a tin can with a grill and a hinge. :v:

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



That logo really speaks to me. It's half soulless Silicon Valley and half poverty chic! Also who knew that even mentioning the term "flac" would summon a joyless defender of the audio compression faith to the thread?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Paladinus posted:

Hm... But does it make sound crisp and rich?

Bro this sound is so rich Republicans want to give it a tax cut.

It's so rich whenever French people listen to it they have an uncontrollable urge to behead something.




I cannot speak for its crispiness.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

It's wearable!

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Prop Wash posted:

Also who knew that even mentioning the term "flac" would summon a joyless defender of the audio compression faith to the thread?
Such a thing has not happened.

cthulhoo posted:

You need a better sarcasm detector.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Why did I come back to read this thread whyyyyy.. :cry:


"I don't want to actually go in to the woods so here's a picture with me poorly copy pasted on to it."

benisntfunny
Dec 2, 2004
I'm Perfect.

Evil Fluffy posted:

Why did I come back to read this thread whyyyyy.. :cry:


"I don't want to actually go in to the woods so here's a picture with me poorly copy pasted on to it."

I dunno. I'd bet that guy probably really wants to be able to visit that location with the flood of money coming from his hobo grill.

Great Rumbler
Jan 30, 2013

For I am a dog, you see.

lil mortimer posted:



Woah, 128GB. Look at the tags on the PonoPlayer's screen. :laffo:

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Waffleman_ posted:



Is this seriously the loving UI they're using? Can't wait for the inevitable Hasbro C&D.



You didn't even post the best picture.




> Well yeah, but I'm going to get my money's worth, right?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

DrManiac posted:

You didn't even post the best picture.




> Well yeah, but I'm going to get my money's worth, right?
Why do all American malls/shopping centers look the same?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Croccers posted:

Why do all American malls/shopping centers look the same?

How should they look different? You got to have the storefronts and the roofed over walking areas between them there's not much room to do anything unusual.

semiavrage
Apr 28, 2007

I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...
I think it's pretty clear that the brony kickstarter is a parody. Just watch the video. My guess would be Sam Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme.

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

semiavrage posted:

I think it's pretty clear that the brony kickstarter is a parody. Just watch the video. My guess would be Sam Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme.

Looks that way: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615253

Which is a shame because it means there will be like no actually humorous payoff. The effort they put into just plain unfunny is astonishing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

semiavrage posted:

I think it's pretty clear that the brony kickstarter is a parody. Just watch the video. My guess would be Sam Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme.

But what happens when they actually get the money? I hope they make a really cheesy game to annoy backers.

Goodness, one dude even gave them 750 dollars. :smith:

Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

Paladinus posted:

But what happens when they actually get the money? I hope they make a really cheesy game to annoy backers.

Goodness, one dude even gave them 750 dollars. :smith:

I hope they make the entire game legit, and then at the end it finds your porn folder/horrible brony fanfictions and posts all of it to facebook/twitter.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

tlarn posted:

May as well get a smartphone if you're going to blow that much money on an MP3 player.

Dude in Pensacola has a successful Kickstarter for a "Hobogrill" made of recycled parts.



It's a tin can with a grill and a hinge. :v:

Has no-one heard of the way more useful hexi stove?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Carecat posted:

Has no-one heard of the way more useful hexi stove?



That doesn't seem very hipster-friendly.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

That solitary circle button reminds me of this


Looks like some non-functional steampunk flashlight from Etsy.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Hey, I had one of those back before they came in colours other than silver and black:



It was a good player, too and used a AAA battery so it lasted forever. Supported OGG Vorbis and FLAC, too.

Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

It doesn't look like it would fit in my pocket very well. Or are they just really small?

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Mineaiki posted:

It doesn't look like it would fit in my pocket very well. Or are they just really small?

The stereo sockets should provide a useful reference. Not huge but bigger than what I would find convenient.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Mineaiki posted:

It doesn't look like it would fit in my pocket very well. Or are they just really small?

The iRiver T60 I posted was about 6.5cm long, and maybe 2cm a side - it wasn't Apple slim but it was pretty small. The Pano looks maybe a little smaller?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

tlarn posted:

May as well get a smartphone if you're going to blow that much money on an MP3 player.

Dude in Pensacola has a successful Kickstarter for a "Hobogrill" made of recycled parts.



It's a tin can with a grill and a hinge. :v:

If these people actually gave a poo poo about the environment, this would be a kickstarter for 20$ and the result would be a PDF showing you the tools you need and supplies to convert a tin can into a grill. The environmental impact of shipping old rusted tin cans to a bunch of hipster assholes that are going to cook rust-flavoured chicken breasts on literal garbage is going to be about 30x greater than the impact of just pitching the cans in the dump.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



So is the Ponyo just targeting the same kind of dumb assholes who buy MONSTER CABLES?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Mineaiki posted:

It doesn't look like it would fit in my pocket very well. Or are they just really small?

If you don't carry your MP3 player in a separate anti-static pouch outside your pants to isolate the electronics from your body's electro magnetic field, it's no wonder you can't appreciate the superior quality of the Pono.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

If these people actually gave a poo poo about the environment, this would be a kickstarter for 20$ and the result would be a PDF showing you the tools you need and supplies to convert a tin can into a grill. The environmental impact of shipping old rusted tin cans to a bunch of hipster assholes that are going to cook rust-flavoured chicken breasts on literal garbage is going to be about 30x greater than the impact of just pitching the cans in the dump.

It would make a nice instructable. You probably should'nt cook your stuff on aluminium anyway.

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