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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'


Good. He is good.

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Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Bears signed some guy called Jordan Senn. Is he good? Should I have heard of him?

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

BlindSite posted:

Tate visiting Detroit and Tillman visiting Tampa some how I doubt both leave free agents.

I don't get Tate going to Detroit. They already have Bell and Bush.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blitz7x posted:

As the world's only Raiders-Bobcats fan, I

I think Blitz shot himself mid-sentence :ohdear:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Blitz7x posted:

As the world's only Raiders-Bobcats fan, I

Wow that's awful if true :negative:

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

sirtommygunn posted:

Manish Mehta says Austin Howard is visiting the Raiders. That loving sucks, I really liked him.

Weird. Last I heard Saffold was playing LT. Would they move Watson inside to guard?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Blitz7x posted:

As the world's only Raiders-Bobcats fan, I

And adding Astros to that mix, don't forget!

Nawid
Mar 27, 2011

Disillusionist posted:

Weird. Last I heard Saffold was playing LT. Would they move Watson inside to guard?

Sounds like Saffold is playing guard and Watson will be LT.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

John Brown posted:

I don't get Tate going to Detroit. They already have Bell and Bush.

Maybe Tillman is going to Detroit and Tate to Tampa?? PLEASE???

BlindSite posted:

Golden not Ben.


Oh.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

John Brown posted:

I don't get Tate going to Detroit. They already have Bell and Bush.

Golden not Ben.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

So now that the trade is completed, and Gabbert is a 49er, my avatar gives me away.

Seriously guys I am the 49ers GM IRL.

Edit: still being terrible and messing up a joke because I couldn't even get the 49ers GM name right.

waah fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Mar 11, 2014

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

Lazerbeam posted:

Bears signed some guy called Jordan Senn. Is he good? Should I have heard of him?

ST linebacker from Carolina. He is not good.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Intruder posted:

And adding Astros to that mix, don't forget!

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Blitz7x posted:

As the world's only Raiders-Bobcats fan, I

You poor bastard.

BlindSite posted:

gently caress I hope Nicks ends up a panther.

If they're cutting Smith and LaFell/Ginn are walking they have to sign somebody, right?

Niners are apparently keeping in contact with Nolan Carroll, but he's visiting Buffalo right now. It's weird how he's become such a commodity this offseason. I'm still holding out hope in the lack of buzz around Brown.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

Men that's a lovely lot.Do you need a hug?

Munkaboo
Aug 5, 2002

If you know the words, you can join in too
He's bigger! faster! stronger too!
He's the newest member of the Jags O-Line crew!
The Ravens got away with a loving deal of Free agency.

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

I can't think of a worse combination.

Other than Mark Davis and hair.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

you probably cheer for Duke don't you

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rumor has it Miami still has $31million in cap space after the signings today. Patterson is testing free agency but has a standing offer of 2 years 7 million bucks from the dolphins

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Borsch posted:

Who was it that wanted to see Newsome leave after we didn't franchise tag Monroe. Was that PuppyBowl? That retard.

From a few pages back, so sorry.


I saw Newsome not tagging Monroe as a good sign, actually. It showed he was confident in getting a deal done. Ozzie does NOT like making GBS threads away draft picks. When he traded a 4th for Lee Evans he was extremely reluctant to do it.


For one of the most patient front offices in the NFL, the Ravens have the most panicky fans I've ever seen. The fact that the deal is pretty decent compared to the other top tackles, it's been a good day and now I don't care what happens in FA for the Ravens since we got our LT.

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

you probably cheer for Duke don't you

He likes bad teams, aren't you paying attention?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

I can't think of a worse combination.

Browns/Bucks/Cubs is the only one I could come up with but it somehow seems even less likely.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

you probably cheer for Duke don't you

NC State :negative:

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Disillusionist posted:

ST linebacker from Carolina. He is not good.

Signing guys already who won't make the 53 eh :raise:

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

Oh my god

Find yourself a good hockey team, buy season tickets, and drink away the pain. Even if you dislike hockey.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Disillusionist posted:

He likes bad teams, aren't you paying attention?

I figured something had to balance it out

Blitz7x posted:

NC State :negative:

oh god

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Nail Rat posted:

Browns and Bills in the NFL off the top of my head. In the MLB I know the Cubs have it worse. NBA, Bucks and Bobcats? Although the Bobcats might go to the playoffs this year and will be the Hornets next year which owns.

There's also the Lions, 0-16 and wasting Megatron's career since then

I guess my point is that no team is more rudderless and has a bleaker future than the Raiders. That can change quickly in the NFL if you draft well and are smart about FA and trades, but they obviously havent done that and theres little hope it will change. At least all those other teams have some glimmer whether it be a young star, upcoming lottery pick or something.

But I'll stop this derail since its the FA thread and not the "my team is the shittiest" thread.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Rumor has it Miami still has $31million in cap space after the signings today. Patterson is testing free agency but has a standing offer of 2 years 7 million bucks from the dolphins

If they're gonna offer him 3.5 mil and have 31 mil in cap space I wish they'd just kept him for $5mil

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

TheBizzness posted:

If they're gonna offer him 3.5 mil and have 31 mil in cap space I wish they'd just kept him for $5mil

I actually typod that, it's 5. I'm okay with them going that. Dawn aponte has shown she likes saving cap roll over so I'd be shocked if Miami went below 15 mil in room

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Mar 11, 2014

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Colts resigned Ahmad Bradshaw and his glass ankles.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

Alex Marvez ‏@alexmarvez
.@Vikings agree to terms wit DT Linval Joseph

Yeeeeessssss - was hoping this would happen but didn't give it much thought as it hadn't come up much.


Aniki posted:

I like the Linval Joseph signing. The Vikings haven't had a true NT since Pat Williams and that is a key position in Zimmer's defense. At $6 million per, it looks to be a little cheaper than the Soliai contract and will hopefully still leave some room for the Vikings to pursue a CB.

He's also 25 instead of 30, so way more worth it even if Joseph has a smaller track record.

Nawid
Mar 27, 2011
I was okay with everything until the DMC resigning.

Either McKenzie is a genius or we need to find Blitz some help.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

davecrazy posted:

Colts resigned Ahmad Bradshaw and his glass ankles.

Will start over Trent Richardson for two games.

Then Vick Ballard will.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I cannot wait to see how much a team overpays Jacoby Jones, especially if its someone in my team's division

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros
gently caress I'm sorry.

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007
Cowboys are interested in linebacker Wesley Woodyard, but he has no visit scheduled yet.

Broncos posters, what can you tell us about this guy?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
@AdamSchefter: Seahawks WR Golden Tate is visiting Detroit tonight.

Why hello there, Mr. Tate. :3:

Blitz7x posted:

It hurts so bad

Raiders/Bobcats/Astros

Somebody get this man Blackhawks season tickets, stat. :ohdear:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Nawid posted:

I was okay with everything until the DMC resigning.

Either McKenzie is a genius or we need to find Blitz some help.

Hopefully both.

4 million for DMac is... OK? I really hope Latavius Murray is Good, we're probably drafting an RB

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
Steelers are interested in Chris Clemons...

Tell me more about Clemons phins fans.

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

davecrazy posted:

So that Packers C who was supposed to be in on the Giants is in Tampa Bay.

Oh man, losing Dietrich-Smith would hurt.

Also it looks like Jermichael Finley is in Seattle at the moment. Godspeed, Finley.

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