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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Avshalom posted:

(i'm not really, i'm a bushy little jewplum)

are you kidding? intelligence and being a weirdo are both insanely hot


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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

are you kidding? intelligence and being a weirdo are both insanely hot
;-*

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Avshalom posted:

everybody in this thread has a boyfriend except for me even though i am INCREDIBLY SEYX :dong: :dong: :dong:

That's not true. (The boyfriend part.)

There are some Ladies in here that do not like the dong. Also Men who do not. I like the dong, but get it artificially most of the time. His name is Victor.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i love that emote and i feel guilty about it because i only realised it's a transphobic caricature, like, yesterday

whenever i see it, i think of the time i was applying lipstick while my grandmother watched approvingly, and as i turned to show her i swiped my fingers up from each corner of my lips so i ended up with joker-esque smears of lipstick on my cheeks

she shrieked and slapped me (playfully) in righteous indignation, but every time she tried to scold me i'd pose and make a sultry face and she'd dissolve into giggles

;-*

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i thought it was just a sultry kissyface
;-*

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Chiba City Blues posted:

i thought it was just a sultry kissyface
;-*
i thought so too until i saw there's a bigger version called "bigtran"

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Avshalom posted:

i thought so too until i saw there's a bigger version called "bigtran"

:bigtran:

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



which came first, the ;-* or the :bigtran:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Man Whore posted:

which came first, the ;-* or the :bigtran:
they are my child self and my adult self

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
also last time i was staying at my grandmother's house, she was reading a book on the couch like a normal person when she looked up to see me slowly descending the staircase in a white nightie, my hands clasped in prayer and a pillowcase pinned on my head like a wimple, singing ave maria

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i am the worst grand daughter

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Avshalom posted:

i am the worst grand daughter

Naw. Hav you ever seen Intervention? (US TV show about addiction.) THOSE are bad granddaughters.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

poopkitty posted:

Naw. Hav you ever seen Intervention? (US TV show about addiction.) THOSE are bad granddaughters.
she buys a peanut butter that's weirdly sweet compared to what i'm used to (in a delicious way) and every time i'm at her house i empty approximately one jar per day. all families are touched by the tragedy of addiction

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

I know princesses were a while ago, but I only just made mine. My cats match my dress. :smug:

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

Schmetterling posted:

I know princesses were a while ago, but I only just made mine. My cats match my dress. :smug:



where is this? i want to make princesses.

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Strict Picnic posted:

where is this? i want to make princesses.

http://www.dolldivine.com/princess-maker.php

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp
thanks :D

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/25/2-dead-in-shooting-at-us-naval-station-in-norfolk-officials-say/

Shaken. Can't help but think this was gang or girlfriend related (Mr.Kitty lost a Sailor to a shooting over a girl) but this poo poo is NOT supposed to happen ON BOARD A SHIP. My life is about to change.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

poopkitty posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/25/2-dead-in-shooting-at-us-naval-station-in-norfolk-officials-say/

Shaken. Can't help but think this was gang or girlfriend related (Mr.Kitty lost a Sailor to a shooting over a girl) but this poo poo is NOT supposed to happen ON BOARD A SHIP. My life is about to change.

I'm sorry to hear that.


Torka
Jan 5, 2008



purple is the best colour

Torka fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Mar 25, 2014

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
The princess maker didn't really do it for me. The hair/eye color options were meh.



I really like the Erte one. I wish there was a Mucha one.

Help I can't get these birds to go away


I managed to accomplish a constant IRL goal with the Erte one, specifically wearing enough layers of see-through poo poo that no one knows it's all see-through poo poo.


Wasn't sure about the purple swirly fabric, tried again with black


Going for realism, kinda


I also made an elf. They didn't have a good ES Dunmer skintone so she's just me-colored.



Soooo guess what my favorite colors are?

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
those are real pretty

those fabrics own

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

sorry about your animal shelter Corridor, that sucks :( hope you get to snuggle the fuzzies one last time

Nessa posted:

I want to see a fantasy cyberpunk setting. All the traditional fantasy tropes, but it's in the future and everyone has lasers and there are cyborg dragons.
I was in a roleplay game exactly like this once, poo poo owned
it's still around if you're dorky enough to be interested in that poo poo

Avshalom posted:

i always tell him he's a good boy because it makes him bounce and because, although i like crows, i'm sure the species as a whole will survive having one property in the country that they can't access because of a fierce miniature fox terrier
every time you talk about vanya I'm all 'omg best dog'


Chiba you're adorable :3:

purple teal and green are the best colours Fabulist
they do have a doll builder with 'Mucha' in the name but the doll itself is super fuggs and weirdly proportioned so I didn't even try using it

vaguely fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Apr 4, 2014

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

I am playing God

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
vaguely, it has been like five years since i rp'd but i could probably learn to do it again because that setting sounds great

also i'm glad you love vanya :3: sometimes i look at him and think "there is no way you're a real dog, you're some fairy creature that's playing a trick on mankind" but then he leaves white hair all over my pants and that dispels the illusion a bit

in other news i made a princess for the webcomics thread

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

vaguely posted:

purple teal and green are the best colours Fabulist
they do have a doll builder with 'Mucha' in the name but the doll itself is super fuggs and weirdly proportioned so I didn't even try using it

hahah holy poo poo you weren't kidding. Legs like a horse.



It keeps blinking at me :gonk:

Avshalom posted:

vaguely, it has been like five years since i rp'd but i could probably learn to do it again because that setting sounds great

also i'm glad you love vanya :3: sometimes i look at him and think "there is no way you're a real dog, you're some fairy creature that's playing a trick on mankind" but then he leaves white hair all over my pants and that dispels the illusion a bit

in other news i made a princess for the webcomics thread



I am suspicious of this princess

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Fabulist posted:

I am suspicious of this princess
ugh are you saying bald people can't be princesses??? talk about narrowminded tbh

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Morning all.

Avshalom posted:

ugh are you saying bald people can't be princesses??? talk about narrowminded tbh
She;'s a beautiful abomination princess.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Vanya dogge good dogge.

That's all I can manage rn because I have the alcohol-deaths

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

ohhhhh shannon shannon shannon don't say you didn't see this coming :glomp:

Avshalom posted:

vaguely, it has been like five years since i rp'd but i could probably learn to do it again because that setting sounds great

also i'm glad you love vanya :3: sometimes i look at him and think "there is no way you're a real dog, you're some fairy creature that's playing a trick on mankind" but then he leaves white hair all over my pants and that dispels the illusion a bit

in other news i made a princess for the webcomics thread


haven't been around in a few years so I don't know how it's changed but it was mega fun when I was there and the people were chill and not weirdly obsessive like most forum RPers :)

oh holy poo poo that is a terrifying Sohmer

lol that Mucha doll is loving 10 heads tall

vaguely fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Apr 4, 2014

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
last time i rp'd on a forum was when i was 17, it was a fantasy rp that was mostly gay anime elves and i rocked up with an asexual half-human half-fairy morbidly obese medieval goon who could turn into a tibetan mastiff (his clothes didn't transform with him so he was naked 90% of the time) and was incapable of holding down a job due to his fey ways so his life consisted of sneaking into people's houses as a dog and stealing cakes to feed himself and his brother

i did not get much rp on that board

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i was also super-anxious at the time and it took me like a week to make a post because i would just sit there reading and re-reading and re-reading it endlessly, i was so paranoid about making a mistake or breaking a rule and getting in trouble :( i feel bad for my poor were-dog, he could have thrived under different management, he could have been the glorious queen he was always meant to be

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
When I was 10 my friend tried to get me into some Megaman X RP board. Man I'm glad I dodged that bullet.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
^^^ :lol: i was on sote, rote's fantasy counterpart

i think i made like three posts and then the only lady who'd rp with me had a falling-out with the others and quit in a blaze of drama and that was it

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Actually this one is awesome. http://www.dolldivine.com/dinogeddon-character-maker.php

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Torka posted:



purple is the best colour

agreed

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

Avshalom posted:

had a falling-out with the others and quit in a blaze of drama and that was it

how literally every rp board dies / schisms

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
she has a bird for an earring

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Avshalom posted:

i was also super-anxious at the time and it took me like a week to make a post because i would just sit there reading and re-reading and re-reading it endlessly, i was so paranoid about making a mistake or breaking a rule and getting in trouble :( i feel bad for my poor were-dog, he could have thrived under different management, he could have been the glorious queen he was always meant to be
yeah that was how most of my RP attempts ended up :( oh well don't have time for that poo poo any more anywaysssss

Avshalom posted:

^^^ :lol: i was on sote, rote's fantasy counterpart

i think i made like three posts and then the only lady who'd rp with me had a falling-out with the others and quit in a blaze of drama and that was it
oh man when were you there? I remember when I left because of busy, there was some ominous background drama brewing because of IRL romance troubles between the mods
last time I looked at the site, the admin's ex girlfriend wasn't there any more so I guessed something big went down
I guess I take back what I said about the chill :( oh well it was neat while it lasted

that dinosaur doll builder looks awesome, how did I miss that one

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

how literally every rp board dies / schisms
it's incredible to watch, especially when rl romance is involved (it always loving is)

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