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"Dawn" and "Rise" are synonyms.
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The next one will be Birth of the Planet of the Apes.
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Apr 1, 2014 06:23
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Well, there goes the 
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Apr 1, 2014 06:23
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Holy poo poo, they really wanted that django cred. Notice how small the "executive producer" is though.
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Apr 1, 2014 06:31
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The "executive producer" isn't really that small. It's also fun to imagine someone who feels something is off with his neighborhood and discovers the truth when looking at Google Maps.Bloody Hedgehog posted:Just based on the movies titles alone, you would think the 2011 movie should've been called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and this one should have been Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Gotta dawn before you can rise in power. I await Twilight of The Planet of The Apes where ape and man alike nukes everything to kill the psychic CHUDs. James Gunn directs.
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Apr 1, 2014 06:56
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Doctor Bishop posted:Well, there goes the That intersection could really benefit from a roundabout. Get with the times America.
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Apr 1, 2014 07:01
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Doctor Bishop posted:Well, there goes the Look it's really easy to accidentally do this in Simcity, alright?
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Apr 1, 2014 07:02
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Lizard Combatant posted:That intersection could really benefit from a roundabout. Get with the times America. They've been putting a ton of roundabouts in around Minneapolis and they're great.
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Apr 1, 2014 07:10
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The MSJ posted:The "executive producer" isn't really that small. It's also fun to imagine someone who feels something is off with his neighborhood and discovers the truth when looking at Google Maps. This is based off Trayvon Martin case, isn't it?
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Apr 1, 2014 07:11
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Young Freud posted:This is based off Trayvon Martin case, isn't it? "IMDB posted:A just paroled white supremacist and his ruthless girlfriend kill a cop and take an African American family hostage. Meanwhile, Sobecki, the heavily-tattooed supremacist leader who oversees his criminal empire from behind bars, is not thrilled when he learns of his charge's screw-up. The patriarch of the family, an ornery ex-con himself, must rely on his wit and understanding of the racist mind to find a plan to free his family, but not before he confronts his own brand of bigotry and anger. This sounds insane, and I want to see a news story about the "true story" it's based on. I had a lot of trouble even parsing the description, because on first read "Patriarch" seemed to refer to the jailed nazi leader, but that made no sense, so I think it's the dad of the black family that's kidnapped. And why don't movie studios have interns change the description of films so that they make sense, it's all user submitted. tl;dr Probably not Trayvon Martin
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Apr 1, 2014 07:22
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Yodzilla posted:The music in the trailer is goddamn amazing: Okay, that's actually dumber than I had expected. I knew there would be an identity switch, but thought it would be "Crazy twin somehow swaps places with his psychiatrist brother and teaches him a valuable lesson about compassion, but not before having some fun with him" or some poo poo. Cue the old inmates in charge of the asylum wacka wacka shtick and everything falls into place from there. Maybe even a little homage to Crazy People where the inmates show us how they can still be valuable contributors to society.  I wasn't expecting "The insane are completely unable to function in the real world because crazy is just another way of saying retarded." I bet there's even an hilarious scene where he has sex with his brother's wife and it totally won't be rape or anything. Remember when everyone thought Brendan Fraser was going to be the next big thing?
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Apr 1, 2014 07:25
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Skwirl posted:
Am I reading this wrong or are they going for, "Black dad is an angry racist, too." Because, when you think about it, African Americans are just like neonazis 
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Apr 1, 2014 07:28
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Gorilla Salad posted:
Get Sam Jackson, he's already done a few movies like that.
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Apr 1, 2014 07:29
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Gorilla Salad posted:Okay, that's actually dumber than I had expected. I knew there would be an identity switch, but thought it would be "Crazy twin somehow swaps places with his psychiatrist brother and teaches him a valuable lesson about compassion, but not before having some fun with him" or some poo poo. Cue the old inmates in charge of the asylum wacka wacka shtick and everything falls into place from there. He's unable to function for exactly one scene before he gets how everything works ever. Including family life. Even though everything before the switch indicates he's supremely brain damaged. The wife does tell him to come to bed but instead he just sleeps in the pool house. There is no valuable lesson of compassion here. The psychiatrist brother merely meets a girl in the hospital that he 'accidentally' had admitted because his boss/her father faked the papers. Or something. Who knows. She escapes with him and confronts her father after literally years of being trapped in a mental hospital. The father refuses to acknowledge her. This is good enough for her and now she feels like she has closure. Eh. quote:Remember when everyone thought Brendan Fraser was going to be the next big thing? Fraser is fun though.
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Apr 1, 2014 07:39
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Doctor Bishop posted:Well, there goes the How does anyone get to their house? There are no walkways to the doors and everything's covered with hedges.
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Apr 1, 2014 08:04
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hedges, grass, what's the difference
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Apr 1, 2014 08:39
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Gorilla Salad posted:Remember when everyone thought Brendan Fraser was going to be the next big thing?
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Apr 1, 2014 13:24
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dantheman650 posted:How does anyone get to their house? There are no walkways to the doors and everything's covered with hedges. Also some of the sidewalks are about 20 feet wide, but only in odd patches.
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Apr 1, 2014 13:39
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Strange Matter posted:I just watched Blast from the Past the other day and was stunned to see that the guy that Brandon Fraser punches out in the swing nightclub is played by Nathan Fillion. It's a great movie. Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek are great in it.
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Apr 1, 2014 13:40
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Skwirl posted:This sounds insane, and I want to see a news story about the "true story" it's based on. I had a lot of trouble even parsing the description, because on first read "Patriarch" seemed to refer to the jailed nazi leader, but that made no sense, so I think it's the dad of the black family that's kidnapped. And why don't movie studios have interns change the description of films so that they make sense, it's all user submitted.
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Apr 1, 2014 13:42
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dantheman650 posted:How does anyone get to their house? There are no walkways to the doors and everything's covered with hedges. And they cut and pasted all the houses. On the bottom half, they have the exact same house pasted 4 times in the same block. This is terrible.
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Apr 1, 2014 13:51
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I find Brendan Fraser kind of endlessly likable in the way this video suggests https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HEGgwgVok
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Apr 1, 2014 13:58
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Skwirl posted:This sounds insane, and I want to see a news story about the "true story" it's based on. I had a lot of trouble even parsing the description, because on first read "Patriarch" seemed to refer to the jailed nazi leader, but that made no sense, so I think it's the dad of the black family that's kidnapped. And why don't movie studios have interns change the description of films so that they make sense, it's all user submitted.
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Apr 1, 2014 14:03
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Pascallion posted:Clearly the true hero is the NAZI leader. Moral: not ALL NAZIs are bad guys. TBH, I don't think the behind-bars Nazi gangleader is going to be a good guy. It sounds like that his dude and his girlfriend hosed up by killing a cop and now he's got to get them killed to cover up. So, it turns into the ex-con father (played by Danny Glover) has to join forces with the police officers on the scene and/or this neo-Nazi schlub and fight off a small army of Aryan Nations thugs.
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Apr 1, 2014 14:13
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White-supremacist gang leaders are a dime a dozen, but a Heavily Tattooed white-supremacist gang leader? Those guys will gently caress up your poo poo.
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Apr 1, 2014 14:14
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schwenz posted:White-supremacist gang leaders are a dime a dozen, but a Heavily Tattooed white-supremacist gang leader? Those guys will gently caress up your poo poo. That's how you know they're serious.
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Apr 1, 2014 14:19
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Krispy Kareem posted:On the bottom half, they have the exact same house pasted 4 times in the same block. This is terrible. Have you been in a suburb lately?
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Apr 1, 2014 14:59
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Pascallion posted:Clearly the true hero is the NAZI leader. Moral: not ALL NAZIs are bad guys. Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.
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Apr 1, 2014 15:08
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Rob Liefeld's lovely Noah poster just showed up in my facebook feed. I guess it could be worse, at least he didn't have to draw anyone's feet. The complete lack of pouches makes me doubt its authenticity though.  Remember Noah? He's that Japanese fellow from the bible!
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Apr 1, 2014 15:33
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That's one mean-rear end giraffe right there.
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Apr 1, 2014 15:43
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Just Offscreen posted:Have you been in a suburb lately? There are differences! Some of the houses have satellite dishes.
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Apr 1, 2014 15:47
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Illinois Smith posted:Rob Liefeld's lovely Noah poster just showed up in my facebook feed. I guess it could be worse, at least he didn't have to draw anyone's feet. The complete lack of pouches makes me doubt its authenticity though. At no point does Russel Crowe look like that.
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Apr 1, 2014 15:58
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Krispy Kareem posted:And they cut and pasted all the houses. On the bottom half, they have the exact same house pasted 4 times in the same block. This is terrible. Jesus, the more I look at it the shittier it gets. Everything is so poorly composed. Just look at the row of grass on the left side that suddenly ends at the curb.
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Apr 1, 2014 16:09
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Illinois Smith posted:Rob Liefeld's lovely Noah poster just showed up in my facebook feed. I guess it could be worse, at least he didn't have to draw anyone's feet. The complete lack of pouches makes me doubt its authenticity though. HAHAHAHAHA He can't draw snakes!!
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Apr 1, 2014 16:52
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Ah, Noah, biblical figure noted for being accompanied by one of every animal.
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Apr 1, 2014 16:52
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muscles like this? posted:At no point does Russel Crowe look like that. At no point has Russsel Crowe EVER looked like that. At no point WIlL he ever look like that.
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Apr 1, 2014 16:55
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Illinois Smith posted:Rob Liefeld's lovely Noah poster just showed up in my facebook feed. I guess it could be worse, at least he didn't have to draw anyone's feet. The complete lack of pouches makes me doubt its authenticity though. Incredibly loving awesome.
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Apr 1, 2014 16:57
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Liefeld is the 90s.
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Apr 1, 2014 17:11
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Desperado Bones posted:HAHAHAHAHA He can't draw snakes!! One would think if Rob Liefeld could draw anything it would be a creature that doesn't have feet, but evidently not.
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Apr 1, 2014 17:12
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The giraffe popping its head into the picture reminds me of this:
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