Piece of shit Crew #2

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sweetroy: thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Captain Pissweak posted:

Beaches suck arse hth.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:37

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webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I'm pretty sure hating beaches is unaustralian and grounds for deportation

blokescoff.gif

# ? May 9, 2014 00:40

Drugs: I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

Nothing beats a day at the beach followed by a week of extracting sand from every orifice, your clothes, your car seat and your bed.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:41

Avshalom: by Lowtax

for all that i keep railing against newcastle, the dog beach on the foreshore is my favourite place in the world

last time i visited, there was a huge alaskan malamute trying to play with a border collie puppy and looking baffled that it kept running away from him

# ? May 9, 2014 00:42

Lizard Combatant: I have some notes.

Who doesn't like beaches? Nerrrrrds

# ? May 9, 2014 00:57

Seagull: give me a chip

webmeister posted:

I'm pretty sure hating beaches is unaustralian and grounds for deportation

blokescoff.gif

Yes please.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:07

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Who doesn't like beaches? Nerrrrrds

You know who else didn't like the beach?

That's right.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Seagull: give me a chip

Lenin?

# ? May 9, 2014 01:11

Simon Numbers

webmeister posted:

I'm pretty sure hating beaches is unaustralian and grounds for deportation

blokescoff.gif

Every beach in North Queensland has something in the water that can kill you very quickly.

I was a lifesaver for a few years and there was a crocodile in the stinger net about 3 times a year.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:12

Simon Numbers

Fresh water creeks are sooo much better anyway.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:12

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Simon Numbers posted:

Every beach in North Queensland has something in the water that can kill you very quickly.

I was a lifesaver for a few years and there was a crocodile in the stinger net about 3 times a year.

I'm not sure dying Queenslanders is a point against beaches, really

# ? May 9, 2014 01:13

You Am I: Me @ your poasting

# ? May 9, 2014 01:17

Drugs: I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

You Am I posted:

# ? May 9, 2014 01:20

Avshalom: by Lowtax

sandy nips: the height of human experience

# ? May 9, 2014 01:20

hooman: This guy seems legit.

Belljar.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc67Ht4zEQw

# ? May 9, 2014 01:23

sweetroy: thats a space bar

man i hate yall

You Am I posted:

# ? May 9, 2014 01:24

Seagull: give me a chip

You Am I posted:

# ? May 9, 2014 01:26

You Am I: Me @ your poasting

hooman posted:

Belljar.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc67Ht4zEQw

The uncensored version was better, but can't remember who originally made it

# ? May 9, 2014 01:26

Hyperriker: ur fukt m8

You Am I posted:

Tony, knight this champ

# ? May 9, 2014 01:30

HookShot

Haha that dude's awesome.

The best part of Australia is Kangaroo Island and that alone is reason enough to at least go to Adelaide airport and drive to the ferry that will take you there.

When I was in Bundaberg with my mom we ate at Sizzler because it was like a block from our hotel and we didn't feel safe walking further than that at night.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:39

hambeet

fucken derek! what a champ eh?

# ? May 9, 2014 01:47

hambeet

also, all of the people whinging about beaches probably fit the rudatron rule about deadly fauna.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:48

hooman: This guy seems legit.

Perth's a nice place full of horrible people.

# ? May 9, 2014 02:03

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

hooman posted:

Australia's a nice place full of horrible people.

# ? May 9, 2014 02:11

Tokamak

hooman posted:

Also all Australians have big hardons for how dangerous our wildlife is, but because of that we're all trained to run the gently caress away from all of it.

That's true for the sort of people that post on these forums, however:

Freudian Slip posted:

I used to work at a supermarket and one day we had an 8 foot carpet python chilling above our butcher. The manager (who was also a stripper for wildboys afloat) decided that he was going to be macho and wrangle this snake with my help.

I still think your pretty dumb if that take away message is to handle the critters like a manly man, but hey there's a lot of dumb people in this world.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Who doesn't like beaches? Nerrrrrds

Hey! I like to visit the beach, its just that no one takes me there :colbert:

I don't have a particular attachment to my ghostly white complexion...

# ? May 9, 2014 02:40

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

coober pedy, continuing the fantastic australian tradition of having poo poo place names for towns

# ? May 9, 2014 02:41

Freudian Slip: "I'm an archivist. I'm archiving."

Tokamak posted:

I still think your pretty dumb if that take away message is to handle the critters like a manly man, but hey there's a lot of dumb people in this world.

How did you read my story and have that as the take away message? :psyduck:

I told the manager to gently caress off because I wasn't stupid enough to help him wrangle a 2+ metre pissed off python with no training or equipment

# ? May 9, 2014 02:53

Tokamak

I was talking about the managers point of view, not yours :P

# ? May 9, 2014 03:13

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Lizard Combatant posted:

Who doesn't like beaches? Nerrrrrds

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

# ? May 9, 2014 03:14

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Freudian Slip posted:

wrangle a 2+ metre pissed off python with no training or equipment

my wife manages it every night without complaining hiyoooooo

# ? May 9, 2014 03:14

Freudian Slip: "I'm an archivist. I'm archiving."

webmeister posted:

my wife manages it every night without complaining hiyoooooo

Yeah but your wife had plenty of training before she met you

:wink:

# ? May 9, 2014 03:18

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Endman posted:

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Not like here. Here everything is soft.

# ? May 9, 2014 03:41

hiddenmovement: "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Freudian Slip posted:

Yeah but your wife had plenty of training before she met you

# ? May 9, 2014 03:51

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

And smoooooooooooth.

# ? May 9, 2014 03:51

BlitzkriegOfColour

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

And smoooooooooooth.

Your wife is soft and smooth

# ? May 9, 2014 03:55

Drint Blasters

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Not like here. Here everything is soft.

I wish I could just...wish my feelings away!

# ? May 9, 2014 04:03

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.