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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Zzulu posted:

15 is legal in a lot of places in Europe

once again I suggest all puas go there instead and never return

he didnt say it was the best age of consent

he said that a womans most attractive years are "the second 1.5 decades" of her life

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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

he didnt say it was the best age of consent

he said that a womans most attractive years are "the second 1.5 decades" of her life

Let's not leave out that the most attractive years as he defines them are also in his mind the only years where a woman has any value. That's the entire premise of his hoarding of sexual capital. If a man has a woman for the majority of her years from 16-32 (the actual range he directly stated in previous threads) and then gets another woman for the majority of those years he is considered to have "used her up" and she is now worthless and only for Betas or something.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

he didnt say it was the best age of consent

he said that a womans most attractive years are "the second 1.5 decades" of her life
first 1.5 decade: 0-15
second 1.5 decade: 15-30
makes sense but I disagree. It's 20-40. MILF territory.

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

close this gay thread

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
lets not forget he thinks that teenagers have flawless skin that far outrivals any old granny in her 20s. because he doesnt know what acne is and thinks that girls in commercials with makeup on is how people actually look

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

close this gay thread

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sabel posted:

first 1.5 decade: 0-15
second 1.5 decade: 15-30
makes sense but I disagree. It's 20-40. MILF territory.

so you are saying it makes sense that a girl is in her most attractive age range at age 15 then? zergfluid alt spotted

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That's literally the exact opposite of what I said? :confused:

I guess that is the joke.

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW

Sabel posted:

first 1.5 decade: 0-15
second 1.5 decade: 15-30
makes sense but I disagree. It's 20-40. MILF territory.

You would have to be retarded to interpret what I said otherwise. They zero in on "15" and then start frothing at the mouth with pedophilia accusations.

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lets not forget he thinks that teenagers have flawless skin that far outrivals any old granny in her 20s. because he doesnt know what acne is and thinks that girls in commercials with makeup on is how people actually look

quote me on this

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

ZergFluid posted:

You would have to be retarded to interpret what I said otherwise. They zero in on "15" and then start frothing at the mouth with pedophilia accusations.

No, the pedophilia accusations are because you are gross and creepy. Shame on you, you creep.

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW

TheSpiritFox posted:

Let's not leave out that the most attractive years as he defines them are also in his mind the only years where a woman has any value. That's the entire premise of his hoarding of sexual capital. If a man has a woman for the majority of her years from 16-32 (the actual range he directly stated in previous threads) and then gets another woman for the majority of those years he is considered to have "used her up" and she is now worthless and only for Betas or something.

Yes, you seem to get the gist of it, though you misrepresent my perspective somewhat (i.e, "where a woman has any value" should be "where she has the most value"). Now, how about refuting me instead of just paraphrasing me in an outraged tone?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




What about girls who go to the club every weekend and have a one-night stand on most of their outings? No hoarding! :v:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Man, I'm thirty now and I feel bad when I check out a twenty year old college girl. I remember how retarded and annoying I was then and how much people change in their twenties. It just doesn't seem worth the trouble or frustration to aim for anything not within two or three years of my age. A fifteen year old would just be that times a thousand. This assumes you want to have even a casual relationship, I guess.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Pvt.Scott posted:

Man, I'm thirty now and I feel bad when I check out a twenty year old college girl. I remember how retarded and annoying I was then and how much people change in their twenties. It just doesn't seem worth the trouble or frustration to aim for anything not within two or three years of my age. A fifteen year old would just be that times a thousand. This assumes you want to have even a casual relationship, I guess.

You're talking about people whose only experience with women is porn, they probably have a very skewed idea of what a relationship is like.

Also this thread took a weird rear end turn, where's the PUA poo poo?

edit: Just searching pick up artist fail on youtube gives me results that are much more amusing than this thread. Sadly that's not particularly amusing, oh well.

sunken fleet fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jun 8, 2014

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
How come women are worse at most things compared to men

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Sinking Ship posted:

Also this thread took a weird rear end turn, where's the PUA poo poo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S7ST7GsbGs

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
my wife seriously gets hotter with every passing year

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

tbp posted:

How come women are worse at most things compared to men

Because we tend to value women as lesser than men and therefore usually expect less as well. Being human, many people are happy with performing up to spec and no higher.

I had a roommate for a while that was very attractive and stereotypically dumb for her looks. Thing is, when I sat down and actually talked and listened to her, she was way more intelligent than she presented. Never could beat her at cards.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

ZergFluid posted:

What fraction of humanity was "wealthy and powerful"? The aristocracy and the males of the entrenched elites might have gotten away with more, but in general those societies shamed extra-marital affairs. Now a handsome dude who's merely middle class can be a pussy slayer in the manner I describe: Hoarding female erotic capital at the expense of other men.

Good. gently caress those other men, they are boring drones who should be playing video games, not banging ladies.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

ZergFluid posted:

quote me on this

it is done

e; oh i see what you meant, haha what a silly misunderstanding

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I appreciate your not-understanding-things gimmick. Keep it up.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
female erotic capital lmbo wtf is this guy talking about

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

close this gay thread

Grayly Squirrel
Apr 10, 2008

ZergFluid posted:

Yes, you seem to get the gist of it, though you misrepresent my perspective somewhat (i.e, "where a woman has any value" should be "where she has the most value"). Now, how about refuting me instead of just paraphrasing me in an outraged tone?

You'll die without having sex. Something all of your ancestors have done, but you wont.

*really all it would take is you putting about 10% of your effort into improving yourself that you do into your psudo-science quackery.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
lol someone actually typed the phrase "female erotic capital"

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

close this gay thread

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sabel posted:

I appreciate your not-understanding-things gimmick. Keep it up.

i mean you did say it makes sense when you quoted me mentioning zergfluid's ideas so im not sure what you meant other than "it makes sense to think that someone would think a girls most attractive age is 15-30"

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jun 8, 2014

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Me posted:

he didnt say it was the best age of consent

he said that a womans most attractive years are "the second 1.5 decades" of her life

Sabel posted:

first 1.5 decade: 0-15
second 1.5 decade: 15-30
makes sense but I disagree. It's 20-40. MILF territory.

Sabel posted:

makes sense

?

Nog
May 15, 2006

zergfluid is literally upset about the fact that he has to approach women to get to know them.

try this pro tip from ripped0ff the pua master: next time you walk by a girl smile and say "hi" in a confident voice, she will smile and say "hi" back and you will feel better and want to rape chicks less

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
lmao i never expected the most disgusting example of pua shittery to come from inside the thread instead of a reddit dump or w/e

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
the best part about zergfluid is that if he genuinely believes all this stuff is really important to talk about, he's decided to spread his words and evoke discussion on a comedy board called forums.somethingawful.com

he's trying to change the world by posting in the same subforum where we have a stickied (heh) scatological steampunk text adventure game and he just HAS to get his message across, dont you get it he cant be understood if we are misquoting him and making glib jokes about his wiener what dont gently caress right!

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
The way he referred to this unit of time, the "1.5 decade" neologism, which I've never heard outside of that post, as equivalent to 15 years or 1.5 decades. This makes sense. I inferred this. I'm smart.

But you're a loving shithead retard human being friend of the family fuckface goon that misguidedly sees pedophile poo poo everywhere and you manage to sound dumber than the broken incel here and you're probably going to go on a shooting spree gunning down phantom pedophile kiddie fuckers you cooked up in some fever dream your broken brain conjured up. Congratufuckinglations.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sabel posted:

The way he referred to this unit of time, the "1.5 decade" neologism, which I've never heard outside of that post, as equivalent to 15 years or 1.5 decades. This makes sense. I inferred this. I'm smart.

you were not very clear here buddy, im sorry you got so angry lets just agree that knowing how long one and a half decades is counts as your standard for "being smart" and just leave it at that

god bless peace be upon you

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

the best part about zergfluid is that if he genuinely believes all this stuff is really important to talk about, he's decided to spread his words and evoke discussion on a comedy board called forums.somethingawful.com

he's trying to change the world by posting in the same subforum where we have a stickied (heh) scatological steampunk text adventure game and he just HAS to get his message across, dont you get it he cant be understood if we are misquoting him and making glib jokes about his wiener what dont gently caress right!

He paid between $10 and $30 to do it, too.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ripped0ff posted:

zergfluid is literally upset about the fact that he has to approach women to get to know them.

try this pro tip from ripped0ff the pua master: next time you walk by a girl smile and say "hi" in a confident voice, she will smile and say "hi" back and you will feel better and want to rape chicks less

Sabel posted:

Be mindful of your physical presence around women. You might not realise it, but men make a lot of threatening gestures to women, even if they don't know they are doing it. Standing really close, leaning in really close, and making yourself look bigger by stretching or leaning are intimidating for a number of different physically and sexually aggressive reasons. This also includes being mindful of your outward actions when women are near, even if you aren't associating with them IE if you're walking behind a woman on the street and you've been behind her for more than two or three blocks, either speed up and overtake her or cross the street, because to her, you are possibly shadowing her and that is threatening.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
are you breathing near a woman? stop that. rapists breathe.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
It's good that these kind of mixed messages are so prominent in the kinds of forums broken people like ZergFluid frequent because they really shouldn't be talking to the opposite sex unless they get other poo poo in their lives together

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sabel posted:

Be mindful of your physical presence around women. You might not realise it, but men make a lot of threatening gestures to women, even if they don't know they are doing it. Standing really close, leaning in really close, and making yourself look bigger by stretching or leaning are intimidating for a number of different physically and sexually aggressive reasons. This also includes being mindful of your outward actions when women are near, even if you aren't associating with them IE if you're walking behind a woman on the street and you've been behind her for more than two or three blocks, either speed up and overtake her or cross the street, because to her, you are possibly shadowing her and that is threatening.

drat this is practically my checklist for when i go on a date

poo poo

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Nog
May 15, 2006


true, usually i try to make myself look bigger by stretching/leaning. i do this to scare off mountain lions, but it's good to know this works on women too.

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