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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Reminds me of an OER they had pinned up on the wall at Armor school. It was a DO NOT PROMOTE for a 2LT who lost his weapon three times...in theater. Dude in my company lost his M4 in Iraq. He'd leaned it against the tire of his MRAP and forgot it was there. And then drove over it.
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McNally posted:Dude in my company lost his M4 in Iraq. Had exactly the same thing happen. Was it a CBRNE dude on Taji? I was acting troop 1SG and had to go see the BDE CSM about it. All he did was yell at me about my sideburns.
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Jun 10, 2014 23:35
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McNally posted:Dude in my company lost his M4 in Iraq.
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Had an E5 promoteable leave his M4, complete with sight, PEQ, grip etc, on the roof of a hilux and drive away on KAF. He either didn't notice or didn't say anything and just went to bed that night. The next day it was returned to his unit by the MPs, except minus all it's gizmos. Needless to say, he never made E6.
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gleep gloop posted:Had an E5 promoteable leave his M4, complete with sight, PEQ, grip etc, on the roof of a hilux and drive away on KAF. He either didn't notice or didn't say anything and just went to bed that night. The next day it was returned to his unit by the MPs, except minus all it's gizmos. Needless to say, he never made E6. Yikes. How many paychecks did that cost him?
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Jun 11, 2014 00:20
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As most of you know losing a weapon in bct/ait is bad... very bad. A kid dropped his rifle out a cattle car window because he was pointing it at cars driving by saying "BLAAAP". He lost his grip on his M4 and it hit the ground. He didnt say anything for three days. Luckly It was sitting in a somewhat Secluded part of the road and only had corroded half the barrel instead of the entire barrel. Goergia rainstorms 
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Jun 11, 2014 00:24
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Regarding retarded boot camp clothes: the navy kids at boot these days design and pay for class t shirts and hoodies. It's usually got their class number and roster of graduates along with some really moto poo poo going on in the background. I have it on good authority that 100% of the people who buy and wear these things are idiot assholes. Edit: to be clear this is an official thing as far as I can tell, which means it's a major scam and someone higher up is getting kickbacks from the screen printing company.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Yikes. How many paychecks did that cost him? I don't think the Article 15 was particularly harsh but he and his PSG (of course not platoon leader!) got GOMARS and bars to re-enlistment. The E5 just got out and the PSG just said gently caress it and retired because he was over 20 anyway. Anansi The Spider posted:As most of you know losing a weapon in bct/ait is bad... very bad. Yeah bullshit man that DS's didn't notice a missing M4 for three days.
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Jun 11, 2014 00:51
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gleep gloop posted:
it's pretty easy to get away with poo poo that no one sees
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I bought a Platoon shirt and a bunch of other decent shirts from a printing company. 100$ of fireguard $$ aint too bad, I wont wear it though, just the shirts that have non retarded designs. And he would just sound off without raising his rifle, and when reporting to CQ we just said the correct number of rifles/pax. We didnt have weapon racks we just laid em out dress right dress and called it a day. He would just carry a quitter/"im a crazy"s until the fireguard one night was told to count them and he fessed up. Anansi The Spider fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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Jun 11, 2014 00:54
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Anansi The Spider posted:I bought a Platoon shirt and a bunch of other decent shirts from a printing company. 100$ of fireguard $$ aint too bad, I wont wear it though, just the shirts that have non retarded designs. You are one boot motherfucker.
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Jun 11, 2014 00:57
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You are one boot motherfucker. I have yet to spend a cent of my paychecks
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gleep gloop posted:Yeah bullshit man that DS's didn't notice a missing M4 for three days. Yeah, I'm gonna call BS too. When we were on our FTX we had accountability formations all the drat time for weapons and NODs. Not to mention, every night we were in the barracks we put our weapons in the rack and the DSs made sure every drat one was there.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:18
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I don't think he's even in the military.
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elite_garbage_man posted:I don't think he's even in the military. FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:idr parachute spotted
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poo poo balls
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Yeah, I'm gonna call BS too. When we were on our FTX we had accountability formations all the drat time for weapons and NODs. Literally stopped happening after week 6. We didnt have racks after week 9, FTX was weapons count prior to leaving, and after our 12 mile march, he dropped his poo poo on buddy live fire coming back on a fri, sat/sun was 1 DS on cq. None of our platoon dses came in for 3 days.
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Anansi its cool man, you dont have to make up stories its cool to be a 92w or whatever, you dont have to pretend to be a HOOAHHOOAH11BKIIIIIIIIIIL you're a boot, we understand but no one believes you. i'm going to quote one of my DSs, because it somehow stuck with me for this long "this is loving unbelieveable, not because it is incredible, but i literally do not believe it"
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Jun 11, 2014 01:26
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How many paragraphs are in a 5 paragraph order?
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elite_garbage_man posted:How many paragraphs are in a 5 paragraph order? Lemme check my pocket RANGER manual, one sec
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We have to ask him questions only someone in Army would know.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:37
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How many stuffed animals did he win from army?
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Cojawfee posted:How many stuffed animals did he win from army? Depends on how strong his Oedipus complex is.
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He's probably got one for sand racing.
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GreenMeat posted:Had exactly the same thing happen. Was it a CBRNE dude on Taji? Not sure where it happened, it was a different platoon. I want to say it was down in Scania.
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Cojawfee posted:How many stuffed animals did he win from army? The seal is for marksmanship.
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These are my medals mother, from army.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Anansi My favorite DS quote: "you guys wanna kill yourselves? Don't jump out the window, it isn't high enough. The army always sends me new privates so I don't really give a poo poo." Which is all talk because god drat that paperwork. But it was still funny to hear when you're a brand spanking new off the bus basic trainee.
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Cole posted:Which is all talk because god drat that paperwork. But it was still funny to hear when you're a brand spanking new off the bus basic trainee. Double the fun in Canadia when you get french NCOs in charge of english recruits. "You think I know gently caress nothing, but I tell you right now...I know gently caress all" 
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Guest2553 posted:Double the fun in Canadia when you get french NCOs in charge of english recruits. That's some straight-up zen right there.
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Guest2553 posted:Double the fun in Canadia when you get french NCOs in charge of english recruits. Haha when did you go through basic. One of my instructors said that but I forgot his name.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:That's some straight-up zen right there.
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Jesus, people leave weapons everyfuckingwhere. On one deployment- E4 leaves his weapon in a hadji shop in Kuwait. Goes on to leave it in three different portashitters in seven months in theater...after losing his weapin three times during mob. Dude was like 5'2" carrying an A2 with 203. Somehow lost that loving thing all the time. Then was confused why they wouldn't issue him a 9. (They ended up giving him one anyway- which he lost twice) No punishment. Different E4 leaves his weapon against the Humvee's tire on Anaconda. The base takes IDF (nowhere close mind you) convoy commander decides to leave early. Trooper leaves his weapon, runs it over, doesn't report it for two days. Finally gets reported, and is found on Anaconda with a bent barrel and stripped of rails, optics, PEQ-2, buttstock and the lower parts. Jack poo poo was done to punish him. E7 Squadleader of SPC Stripped Gat rolls out on an imaginary QRF mission with his M4 on the hood. It falls off on the way out the gate. Cue the Marines who work gate trying to find out who went out and why through the TOC, and asking for the PLT channel to contact them. TOC asks why, Marines try to dodge the questions. After about ten minutes back and forth, the Marines finally just outright tell the TOC the responding unit (who had no mission or reason to roll out) dropped a rifle. No punishment.
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50 Foot Ant posted:No. Wait. The WORST is that goddamn butterbar who's been in the unit two weeks and wanted to 'teach the enlisted land-nav' who has not only managed to misplace his loving map, but also his compass. I wound up in a wrecked hummer because of this rear end in a top hat's brother. And I bitched out by the XO for teaching their other brother how to forecast because our flight captain told me to. Apparently the enlisted aren't supposed to show the brass how to do their job even when told to.  What I am saying here is, gently caress Lts and XOs. Lts are half as smart as E3s and 4000 times more arrogant. And XOs are the retards who were promoted to the position because its where they can gently caress the least up.
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Genocide Tendency posted:I wound up in a wrecked hummer because of this rear end in a top hat's brother. Did he have braces or something
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Cole posted:Did he have braces or something Rolled it. Do you know how hard it is to roll a Humvee? Like.. It was physics defying stupidity.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Rolled it. Every rollover in Iraq would like a word with you on that.
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If rollovers were very rare, non of us would have spent time in HEAT trainers.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Rolled it. starting to think you might be a IDR clone.
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