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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I don't think my heart can take the Germany game. Eeesh.

We'll probably get destroyed anyway, which all things considered is probably the way it should be.

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

spankmeister posted:

Yeah germany definitely not the team playing for a draw.


Btw, if Portugal wins from Ghana then USA is through irrespective of the outcome of the USA germany match right?
No, then it'd still come down to goal difference if when the US loses.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Jozy may be fit to do a 20 minute stint if we pray for his hamstring enough, he'll come on and whopper one in

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth

spankmeister posted:

Btw, if Portugal wins from Ghana then USA is through irrespective of the outcome of the USA germany match right?

Nope, because I can still envision a situation where Germany absolutely murders us (by at least five goals) and Portugal needs only a 1-0 result then to advance.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Omi-Polari posted:

monday's paper:



i want both portugal and ghana to go out so bad

Im running the numbers and it seems as if Ghana is the team that the us beat!?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



paperwind posted:

If Ghana wins they are guaranteed of gaining at least one goal on the the US in differential. If the US then does their part by losing, Ghana is guaranteed at least another goal in differential. I think the US would still advance based on their win against Ghana in such a scenario, but if Ghana wins by 2 or the US loses by 2, then Ghana advances.

Ghana are going to beat on Portugal like a red headed stepson, it won't even be funny.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Omi-Polari posted:

monday's paper:



i want both portugal and ghana to go out so bad

finally an explanation as to how the USMNT won their opening game

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Man 4 points after 2 games if anyone said this before I would think you be smoking the crack.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Someone make a chart already.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Thirteenth Step posted:

Now show us the Chicago crowd after the header

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Bland posted:

what

you might wanna go over that in your head again

Yeah tbp had the goal differential wrong in his post

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Lowtechs posted:

Man 4 points after 2 games if anyone said this before I would think you be smoking the crack.
Is that more or less points than the EMNT?

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
time to discuss the final solution with germany now

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

cadfael posted:

Jozy may be fit to do a 20 minute stint if we pray for his hamstring enough, he'll come on and whopper one in

Id love for the USMNT to lift the world cup and jozy not play any part in it.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

cheese posted:

Is that more or less points than the EMNT?

Less

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Well I hope everyone in the forum enjoyed seeing a meaningful 90th minute in a world cup game

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
best world cup ever


















unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

IT BURNS posted:

You're wrong; this is a loss for the US long term.

Go get back to sucking your dad's dick. :madmax:

I was right when I said you know nothing about football. I suppose someone as dense as you does not check any of the crap that comes out of his mouth to have even realized you are wrong.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
US commentator just called Bradley out. Let's hope this is the first of many.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Mr. Mambold posted:

Ghana are going to beat on Portugal like a red headed stepson, it won't even be funny.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Is Portugal going to just say "gently caress it" in their game against Ghana?

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

warcrimes posted:

US commentator just called Bradley out. Let's hope this is the first of many.

shut up

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
I wonder if Klinsmann is considering dropping Bradley for Mix.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

stickyfngrdboy posted:

usa advance due to beating ghana in the opening game

what if US and Portugal had same score difference (like if US lost 3 - 0 to germany and portugal won their match by however many goals to tie)

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Black Dynamite posted:

Is Portugal going to just say "gently caress it" in their game against Ghana?
Why would they? They can still advance. Portugal is really poo poo though so their trying really hard and failing may look to the casual observer like a good team not caring.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
fellow USA fans, let's all join hands and jump off a giant bridge together

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
enjoy yourselves back in the dangan ronpa thread and us world cup mods will see you again on thursday!

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Forget benching Bradley, I'd send him home on the next flight.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
That Jones hit is really so loving quality

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Omi-Polari posted:

fellow USA fans, let's all join hands and jump off a giant bridge together

Ghana - Portugal draws hopefully. D:

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Omi-Polari posted:

fellow USA fans, let's all join hands and jump off a giant bridge together

Why we got a win and a tie in the "Group of Death".

Postorder Trollet89
Jan 12, 2008
Sweden doesn't do religion. But if they did, it would probably be the best religion in the world.
Germany is not worried about Portugal, it's Ghana that tied them remember. They will probably tie the US at 0-0 or worst case a 1-0 win. A tie would garantuee that neither Ghana or Portugal could advance.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



slev posted:

This seems like as good a time as any for the Bradley defense gif



he's halfway through a long club season, have to save your energy

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Lowtechs posted:

Why we got a win and a tie in the "Group of Death".
We could have gotten zero points, no joke. This is great so far.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
There really is no possible way Germany ain't going through. They have to know that, so I bet they still rest players.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Lowtechs posted:

"Group of Death".
lmao

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

cheese posted:

We could have gotten zero points, no joke. This is great so far.

Yes it is!

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Cityinthesea posted:

There really is no possible way Germany ain't going through. They have to know that, so I bet they still rest players.
This is not true at all and they will not be resting anyone or playing for a draw.

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Aureus
Nov 20, 2006


Yeah cause we don't see that same poo poo all the time from European soccer fans.

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