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Avshalom posted:i will kill all landlords good
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Jul 2, 2014 09:25
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HEY GAL posted:niece status: potato shaped, somnolent, and really happy. my mom said she even smiles in her sleep potato niece crew 
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Jul 2, 2014 09:26
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i've decided that after i've applied for 50 apartments, that's the point where i can reasonably give up, just get a unit under false pretenses and smuggle vanya in there that sounds like a lot but i've applied for 23 since saturday and been rejected by each and every one
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Jul 2, 2014 09:31
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grace is 10 months old and juuust about to start walking, she's in the stage where they can stand on their own and stumble forward a few steps before needing to grab onto something last time my sister visited some black metal came up on the random playlist and she started dancing side to side in perfect time with the music, holding onto the edge of the coffee table her grandfather is a rock drummer, he's gonna be so pleased
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Jul 2, 2014 09:32
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Avshalom posted:i've decided that after i've applied for 50 apartments, that's the point where i can reasonably give up, just get a unit under false pretenses and smuggle vanya in there Tell them Vanya is your baby. It's probably illegal to discriminate against babies. Of course you'll have to wrap him in swaddling whenever you carry him through the halls.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:34
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Avshalom posted:i've decided that after i've applied for 50 apartments, that's the point where i can reasonably give up, just get a unit under false pretenses and smuggle vanya in there they're all fuckers who don't deserve you and your lovely dog
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Jul 2, 2014 09:36
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Torka posted:grace is 10 months old and juuust about to start walking, she's in the stage where they can stand on their own and stumble forward a few steps before needing to grab onto something awwwww my niece is still too little to do anything more than sit there like a lump, but she's a happy lump so good for her
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Jul 2, 2014 09:40
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aw that's still cool 
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Jul 2, 2014 09:44
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Torka posted:grace is 10 months old and juuust about to start walking, she's in the stage where they can stand on their own and stumble forward a few steps before needing to grab onto something kids freaking love dancing mine will dance to anything our washing machine makes an odd noise, works fine, it's just kind of loud. thunka THUNKA thunka THUNKA thunka THUNKA. My kid dances to it
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Jul 2, 2014 09:47
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kelita!  you know, when i picture the name belonging to a happy fat tater tot, it's not so bad
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Jul 2, 2014 09:47
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Avshalom posted:kelita! she's a plump lump
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Jul 2, 2014 09:48
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HEY GAL posted:awwwww same, but it's technically the bf's niece. lil confused lumpy thing, really happy for the parents that she's so quiet. his other brother keeps threatening to dump his 6 y/o with us 'for practice'. which is slightly worrying but I wouldn't mind hanging out with the kid for a night watching adventure time and maybe play dress-up, I guess.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:55
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he's really into barbie, mermaids, tween girl pop-groups, hair-dressing, and pretending to walk down a catwalk. I feel it's my duty to ensure he grows up as fabulous as possible.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:58
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blaaaanket
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Jul 2, 2014 09:58
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i want a nephew/niece so i can be the insane older figure im too bad to be a real parent so i just get clucky around children
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Jul 2, 2014 10:01
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willus posted:i want a nephew/niece so i can be the insane older figure being an aunt/uncle is the fuckin best, you get all the fun parts of having a kid then when they're misbehaving or it's time for a diaper change you hand them back to their parents
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Jul 2, 2014 10:03
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Torka posted:being an aunt/uncle is the fuckin best, you get all the fun parts of having a kid then when they're misbehaving or it's time for a diaper change you hand them back to their parents im the eldest of three so im probably going to be waiting a while until i can challenge a child to a bug eating competition and not worry about the fallout 
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Jul 2, 2014 10:04
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I have little cousins (13, 10, 7) and me and my sister spent years messing with them. The oldest one jumped off a wall into a bush when he was like 8 and scratched the poo poo out of himself because me and my sister told him we'd discovered another way into Narnia. When he was about 5 we told him he was dead and we were talking to his ghost. Actually it was really just the oldest one we hosed with. Now the youngest girl spends Sundays messing with me. She makes fun of me for not being able to dance or play patty cake and she punches really loving hard
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Jul 2, 2014 10:17
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My oldest niece is 17 and she has this boyfriend she's had for at least three years. they do everything together always, I have no idea how they're not sick of each other. he's a good kid for her first long-term babby relationship, tho. yes 17 is a babby my younger niece will be 13 in august and has decided the Ultimate Key to Being an Adult is wearing heels everywhere. all she has are her mom's hand-me-downs, her mom is definitely a person who came of age in the early 90's and was a young adult in the 90's, so younger niece has a lot of clunky wedges she clomps around in I get to see them soon going out there for a trip on the 6th, moving out there in IDK August or Sept
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Jul 2, 2014 10:54
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oh no Sabel what did you do that was totally not worth a 1 week probie, especially in the middle of very GBSy GBS WW2 thread oval office raja posted:medication hasn't helped me at all, other than illicit substances that helped in that I was too busy nodding in and out face-first into lasagna to grab at my eyebrows. are you eyebrowless too, i've met one other person who has just said "gently caress it" and plucked away, and she was fun but unstable suuuuuuucks at least I got really good at eyeliner? viscous wolves posted:also crosspost from the nail thread, here's my nails right now: I need to learn how to gradient giving my nails a rest for a few weeks, my index fingers in particular have gone all peely and gross VanSandman posted:getting kinda tired of these puppies take more pics for ladythread, then your puppylove will be refreshed viscous wolves posted:that one's so boring though I like everyone's animal pics Avshalom posted:i missed bad webcomics chat but if someone wants to post rsb in the bad webcomics thread i'll be their friend forevermore, no such thing as bad publicity etc boom boom boom posted:WHat percentage of ladythread posters has or is planning a webcomic? Avshalom posted:considering that they used to go "OH WOW YOU WORK SO MUCH YOU'RE SO EFFICIENT" and i'm churning through way more stuff now than i was then, i must be approximately 4x as productive as a normal person now and it's still not good enough  you're a drat good workersince there's only 10 days left, count down every drat day on a calendar so you know you can get through it you can do it babe I believe in you oval office raja posted:I knew what I had to do and did it without feeling bad at the time, but I went to bed and woke up at 1 AM (normal) and cried a little bit over a baby bunny (not normal). I guess it's a delayed reaction of some sort. you did a good thing for the poor little bun Avshalom posted:i've decided that after i've applied for 50 apartments, that's the point where i can reasonably give up, just get a unit under false pretenses and smuggle vanya in there secret pet is how pretty much everyone in our generation gets to have animal companionship also I'm glad everyone's small relatives are cute and happy
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Jul 2, 2014 11:12
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Willus! Say hello to yer aunt looneybun Nice blanket stimulated emission. Portals, nails also top notch. I have a nephew and he is just over a year old. When I saw him in May he was kinda wobbling around a few steps at a time, but I saw him again a month later and he was just racing around everywhere on his lil babby legs. He lives in Vancouver so I only see him every now and then
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Jul 2, 2014 11:21
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Also it is 3 am and too hot to sleep because Canada doesn't so much with the a/c, despite being v good at warming houses up.
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Jul 2, 2014 11:23
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Shithouse Dave posted:Willus! Say hello to yer aunt looneybun my kid is weirdly practical and doesn't do poo poo until he realizes it will further his agenda. He rolled everywhere for like two months, instead of learning to crawl. he didn't talk much, even though he could, for about a month, until he realized we freaked out with happiness when he talked, and that it made communicating a hell of a lot easier now he thinks 'please' is literally magic and gets super mad if he says 'pwease?' and we don't give in he'll go "OKAY. FINE." world's tiniest grump
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Jul 2, 2014 11:34
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oval office raja posted:He rolled everywhere for like two months, instead of learning to crawl. 
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Jul 2, 2014 11:38
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oval office raja posted:he'll go "OKAY. FINE." 
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Jul 2, 2014 11:45
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boom boom boom posted:WHat percentage of ladythread posters has or is planning a webcomic? This is pages of late now, I'm sure. But not me. Probably ever.
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Jul 2, 2014 11:46
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Avshalom posted:i've decided that after i've applied for 50 apartments, that's the point where i can reasonably give up, just get a unit under false pretenses and smuggle vanya in there are they rejecting you due to your dog, or is it actually an issue of credit, income, and cash on hand for a deposit?
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Jul 2, 2014 11:46
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just sayin, cuz for a long time until i started making actual money, i either had to live with 1-2 room-mates or live in the literal slums
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Jul 2, 2014 11:47
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 i've had another person offer to show me a unit with full knowledge of vanya
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Jul 2, 2014 11:51
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:are they rejecting you due to your dog, or is it actually an issue of credit, income, and cash on hand for a deposit?
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Jul 2, 2014 11:52
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Avshalom posted:
Yay! I hope you find the right unit for you! I like the word unit.
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Vagithug posted:I'm in North Carolina and I live down the street from you. Mother of gently caress
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Jul 2, 2014 11:52
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im going to come out of the charlotte ghetto and be ratchet at your place of employment
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Jul 2, 2014 11:58
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our new housemate just came by to pick up his keys and casually offered to supply us with drugs for the festival next weekend. he can stay.
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Jul 2, 2014 12:02
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Avshalom posted:
someone put the mister greenwater smiley on this IMMEDIATELY
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Jul 2, 2014 12:06
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that drat smiley ends up on everything i draw
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Jul 2, 2014 12:07
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InvisibleMonkey posted:he's really into barbie, mermaids, tween girl pop-groups, hair-dressing, and pretending to walk down a catwalk. I feel it's my duty to ensure he grows up as fabulous as possible. people better be nice to that kid as he gros. Even if he doesn't turn out to be queer in some way (not trying to stereotype, it's just he reminds me of myself when i was little), the world is cruel to femmenine men. It is a noble mission you have accepted.
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Jul 2, 2014 12:09
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Meis posted:people better be nice to that kid as he gros. Even if he doesn't turn out to be queer in some way (not trying to stereotype, it's just he reminds me of myself when i was little), the world is cruel to femmenine men. It is a noble mission you have accepted. yeah, I know. his dad hopes he'll grow out of it and just sort of rolls his eyes when the kid chooses barbies over playing football with him, but he's 6, let him enjoy his girly hobbies before he learns more about stupid gender-roles. as a reformed tomboy who thought dolls were stupid unless they were shaped like teenage mutant ninja turtles, I can identify with the kid and I will support his journey to become a hairdresser for kitties or whatever it is he aspires to. Besides, his mom is cool and while his dad may be something of an alpha twat at times, he still bought him a barbie dreamhouse, so I have faith.
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Shithouse Dave posted:Willus! Say hello to yer aunt looneybun Loooons u have a new av since last time i saw you postin! Avashalom has lured me into this thread and i will endeavour to keep up with its exhausting pace. Did you post the cattens in here i think people deserve to see them bc cattens ladythread loons is holding out on u
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