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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Germstore posted:

The potato salad kickstarter is up to $40,000. This has gone past mildly amusing and straight into 'gently caress this stupid world' territory.

There were at least two $10,000 donations, since I saw it jump from 10K to 20K, and then 20K to 30K. I'm betting both of those were with stolen credit cards.

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SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

lorn Wayne posted:

So how many copycat lol monkey cheese $10 Kickstarters have popped up to try and emulate Potato Salad guy's success?
All of them:

I love that it's even being used as keyword bait.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

poo poo, it'd only take 6 of us to bump it up to $100,000 (KS have a $10K maximum on pledges) if we wanted. That'd confuse the gently caress out of the media.


It's up to $65,000 now :getin:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad/

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I'm on mobile and too lazy to look. Have any of those copycats actually reached funding

Great Rumbler
Jan 30, 2013

For I am a dog, you see.

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm on mobile and too lazy to look. Have any of those copycats actually reached funding

Only the ones that set their goal at, like, 10 cents or something.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

SupSuper posted:

All of them:

I love that it's even being used as keyword bait.
loving white people.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

.... and back down to $56,000.


Alan Smithee posted:

I'm on mobile and too lazy to look. Have any of those copycats actually reached funding

Yep:
Pasta Salad = funded
Potato Salad: The Video Game = funded
Macaroni Salad = 2/5 funded.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

.... and back down to $56,000.


Yep:
Pasta Salad = funded
Potato Salad: The Video Game = funded
Macaroni Salad = 2/5 funded.

Quick, someone do a porntato salad on Offbeatr.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

SupSuper posted:

All of them:

I love that it's even being used as keyword bait.

30K for magnets is pretty frustrating too. But oh well, people spend money in stupid ways.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

AxeManiac posted:

30K for magnets is pretty frustrating too. But oh well, people spend money in stupid ways.

So when can we expect a kickstarter for Green Shots, the show where the more the salad stinks, the more you ranch you drink

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Meatwave posted:

Quick, someone do a porntato salad on Offbeatr.

This Isn't Potato Salad!

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Meatwave posted:

Quick, someone do a porntato salad on Offbeatr.

Potato tossed salad

posty
Feb 4, 2004
Omghaiwtfaslplzkthx.

Suspicious Dish posted:

Charge your internet for the hard-working man on the go

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wifiex

This really isn't getting enough love, the video alone is magic, plinky plonky guitar followed by long silences, delayed animations and a bulgarian accent repeating INTARNET a lot that I can't make head nor tails of.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008


of course the people defending potato salad donators are amanda palmer defenders, lmfao

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

.... and back down to $56,000.

... and back up to $70,000! He's got nearly 5,000 backers too.

Here he is in Good Morning America:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjaJ7R-kkFM

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 19:38 on Jul 9, 2014

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

Suspicious Dish posted:

Charge your internet for the hard-working man on the go

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wifiex

I don't understand how I can recharge the device with internet from my home to use it anywhere else "just like a battery charger only WITH INTERNET" as stated in their FAQ. I really tried. But I'll throw them some dollars because it has something to do with satellites so it must be good?

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Japanese Phone Box posted:

I don't understand how I can recharge the device with internet from my home to use it anywhere else "just like a battery charger only WITH INTERNET" as stated in their FAQ.

You can't, anymore than you can stand in somebody's presence to charge up conversation with them so you can talk to them on the go.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

DStecks posted:

You can't, anymore than you can stand in somebody's presence to charge up conversation with them so you can talk to them on the go.

Oh boy, a perfect Kickstarter idea for the Introvert Movement.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
My conversation charger will come with a feature called QuickReplies for when it's running low on stored conversations and you need those precious sentences for something else.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Friend of a friend wants to get crowdfunding for his med school tuition.
http://www.gofundme.com/b3zeg4

"I once had an illness and now I want to help poor kids or whatever. Please give me $300k thx."

There are plenty of people who come from harder backgrounds who didn't do online panhandling for their tuition.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

canyoneer posted:

There are plenty of people who come from harder backgrounds who didn't do online panhandling for their tuition.

Who are these fools? these nerds? Get with the times, gramps

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

what about a kickstarter for 300k to give kids illnesses I had as a child

I will personally give your kid chickenpox, measles is a stretch goal

for $1M I will crack open those smallpox vials they found at NIH last week and we'll see what happens

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
I'd back it.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

DStecks posted:

You can't, anymore than you can stand in somebody's presence to charge up conversation with them so you can talk to them on the go.

Actually that's much more doable, you could make a device with basic voice recognition, a chat bot and some text to speech program. Not that it'd be very good but doable.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1049407802/devoto-music-in-hellvolume-1-in-print?ref=nav_search

here's a pickstarter dickstarter for all ur gay elf dong needs!!!

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Pah, that doesn't satisfy even a quarter of my needs.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
So can you add pledges after making a kickstarter? Potato salad guy now has to make 88 potato-salad books, 478 potato shirts, 247 potato hats and shitloads of other potato related things. That sounds expensive.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Selklubber posted:

So can you add pledges after making a kickstarter? Potato salad guy now has to make 88 potato-salad books, 478 potato shirts, 247 potato hats and shitloads of other potato related things. That sounds expensive.

He already has a deal with a t-shirt place so I'm guessing the other stuff won't be too hard.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Selklubber posted:

So can you add pledges after making a kickstarter? Potato salad guy now has to make 88 potato-salad books, 478 potato shirts, 247 potato hats and shitloads of other potato related things. That sounds expensive.

It's probably a decent amount of money, but $70k can buy a lot of potato-related goods.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Selklubber posted:

So can you add pledges after making a kickstarter? Potato salad guy now has to make 88 potato-salad books, 478 potato shirts, 247 potato hats and shitloads of other potato related things. That sounds expensive.

If there's anything capitalism loves, it's making a quick buck off a passing fad.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
If he's got a compayne making t-shirts that's not so bad. I was more worried about making all the potato haikus and hundreds of other poo poo he has to send out. That's gonna take some time. At least he won't be hungry while working with it.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Selklubber posted:

If he's got a compayne making t-shirts that's not so bad. I was more worried about making all the potato haikus and hundreds of other poo poo he has to send out. That's gonna take some time. At least he won't be hungry while working with it.

If all that money comes through he can not work for a year or so, and take care of the haikus at a leisurely pace.

Edit: Actually I'm not sure I'd want to explain a resume hole with, "yeah, I took a couple years to write thousands of potato salad haikus."

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer
He limited the haiku option to 4 people so he might already have them all written on a Post-It note somewhere.

posty
Feb 4, 2004
Omghaiwtfaslplzkthx.
So the bullshit WifiEX project has been deleted from indiegogo, I'm actually kind of loving amazed they did anything.

However, I don't think that it should be deleted like it never existed, it's basically evidence of attempted fraud. I think just all funding should be removed.

It also removes all the comedy too :(

here's the [url:http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wifiex]google cache[/url]) while it lasts.

posty has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Jul 10, 2014

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Is this wrong place to say that potato salad is disgusting? Because it is and it's become clear that people need to told this.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Japanese Phone Box posted:

I don't understand how I can recharge the device with internet from my home to use it anywhere else "just like a battery charger only WITH INTERNET" as stated in their FAQ. I really tried. But I'll throw them some dollars because it has something to do with satellites so it must be good?

Aaand it's gone. I have a feeling that this was just an "ideas guy" thing from a guy who doesn't understand anything about how the internet works. I think he literally just thought "What if you could charge your internet like you charge your battery!" and put up an Indiegogo. If I recall, there was even an "R&D" on his pie chart.

See also:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Is this wrong place to say that potato salad is disgusting? Because it is and it's become clear that people need to told this.

There's a whole world of potato salad out there.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Kazy posted:

Aaand it's gone. I have a feeling that this was just an "ideas guy" thing from a guy who doesn't understand anything about how the internet works. I think he literally just thought "What if you could charge your internet like you charge your battery!" and put up an Indiegogo. If I recall, there was even an "R&D" on his pie chart.

It's a flex funding campaign from Belarus. I don't know how to make that any clearer.

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

Suspicious Dish posted:

It's a flex funding campaign from Belarus. I don't know how to make that any clearer.

I know its hard for a typical american but Bulgaria and Belarus are separate countries even though both names start with letter B

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I wish I'd thought of some goofy gimmick that made me tens of thousands of dollars, it would make my life a lot easier with upcoming visa fees and marriage costs and stuff :(

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