mind the walrus posted:Yeah, nix that weird-rear end tree and the poster quality jumps like 30%. It's especially loving odd because the same artist has pretty good composition in the Escape poster. Makes you wonder why he decided a tree should be the focus of the Night one. Maybe it's drawn over a mistake?
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 09:43 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:So their casting process is basically them brainstorming how many actors and actresses they could possibly fit on a poster and then hiring them all on the spot? STILL no Robert Davi
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 10:52 |
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MikeJF posted:Damnit Tina Fey your casual comedy demeanor made me assume you would be a cool person without an annoying evil publicist BUT IT'S ALL A LIE ISN'T Let's take the second most recognizable person on the poster and give her a completely new face!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:10 |
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Irish Joe posted:Let's take the second most recognizable person on the poster and give her a completely new face! I would argue that she's the most recognisable person on that poster. Although not in her current state. It genuinely did take me looking at her trying to recognise her deliberately before it clicked.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:13 |
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Video Viddy Games posted:STILL no Robert Davi At the end of the movie he'll drop through a skylight window on a rope, open his mouth, take a breath and then SMASH credits
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:42 |
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The Night poster looks like the work of Richard Corben.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:58 |
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MikeJF posted:I would argue that she's the most recognisable person on that poster. Although not in her current state. It genuinely did take me looking at her trying to recognise her deliberately before it clicked. The funny part is that this is from a photoshoot and that IS her original head and face. It's been cleaned up though. This is also getting roasted on IMP for Adam Driver being photshopped in because according to the depth perception of unemployed artists he clearly would have his rear end in Kathryn Hahn's lap. But that's how it is in the photo too.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:52 |
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kiimo posted:Dolphin Tale 2 I can't even imagine. Either they focus the sequel entirely on the made-up stories of the human characters (because Winter's story wasn't interesting enough I guess) from the first movie, make up a new reason for Winter to be rescued a la the "Free Willy" sequels, or something even dumber.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:17 |
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Winter gets a friend. Working on this makes me want to hang myself for the record.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:29 |
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Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:31 |
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That's a prosthetic dolphin tail. Somehow it makes me more than the plastic shrunky-face Kristofferson.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:38 |
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hahahahaha Kristofferson looks amazing.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:41 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:hahahahaha Kristofferson looks amazing. He looks like one of the aliens from This Island Earth
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:42 |
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kiimo posted:Winter gets a friend. Working on this makes me want to hang myself for the record.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:47 |
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morestuff posted:He looks like one of the aliens from This Island Earth He isn't photoshopped. For posterity...
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:17 |
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kiimo posted:He isn't photoshopped. For posterity... Oh, I didn't really think he was.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:21 |
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kiimo posted:Winter gets a friend. Working on this makes me want to hang myself for the record. ...also starring two kids and some other woman who cares.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:24 |
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Kristofferson looks like Dorian Grey took a tiny peek at his painting, just for like a second.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:33 |
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kiimo posted:Winter gets a friend. Working on this makes me want to hang myself for the record. Man, I thought this poster was bad without the heads, let alone with them in it. Jesus.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:34 |
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Why, Morgan. Why.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:37 |
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Does Morgan have some outrageous alimony like Cleese and Foley?
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:45 |
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effectual posted:Does Morgan have some outrageous alimony like Cleese and Foley? I think his 2010 divorce was settled without a trial, so he isn't dealing with ongoing alimony. The settlement, however, was about $400 million for his ex-wife.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:52 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The Night poster looks like the work of Richard Corben. Either Corben or someone is seriously ripping him off.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:35 |
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What has science done to your Kris?!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:36 |
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effectual posted:Does Morgan have some outrageous alimony like Cleese and Foley? He's religious and really big on "inspirational" stuff.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:36 |
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Kris has been doing some Broadway where he was perfectly cast as Darth Sidious in the stage production of Star Wars.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:38 |
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kiimo posted:Winter gets a friend. Working on this makes me want to hang myself for the record. I have no idea why everything about this is so loving hilarious, but it is. Holy poo poo why would they even ask people to intentionally make this.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:41 |
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Vintersorg posted:What has science done to your Kris?!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:47 |
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kiimo posted:He isn't photoshopped. For posterity... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d09JLBVRc
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:52 |
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Nice to see the brand synergy by adding Poopdeck Pappy as a character to Dolphin Tale.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:53 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:53 |
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Vintersorg posted:What has science done to your Kris?! He's going for a reverse Kenny Rogers.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:02 |
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Where eyebrows fear to tread.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:03 |
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muscles like this? posted:Either Corben or someone is seriously ripping him off. Which I don't really have a problem with, it looks like Corben oekaki. I even like the weird cairn stone thing there.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:01 |
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It's pretty cool that they're making actors out of silly putty now. Neat!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:27 |
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Meatwave posted:It's pretty cool that they're making actors out of silly putty now. Neat!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:51 |
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Deadly Chlorine posted:I have no idea why everything about this is so loving hilarious, but it is. Holy poo poo why would they even ask people to intentionally make this. I don't know. Its basically the same movie as How to Train Your Dragon, but about dolphins.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 01:05 |
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I'm no marine biologist, but the area between Winter's prosthetic flukes and the leading edge of her dorsal fin looks photoshopped to hell and back. The last time I saw an animal's spine bend that way, it ended in tears. (Of course, as already documented in this thread, that's small potatoes compared to Kristofferson...)
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 02:37 |
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Vintersorg posted:What has science done to your Kris?! He looks like a jack-o-lantern a month after Halloween.
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