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PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
I hope the first episode keeps the Dark Knight Music, just because.

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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Doctor Who SPOILERS: Welcome, to Jurassic Barf

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Doctor Who SPOILERS: Waist deep in human remains.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
Doctor Who SPOILERS: The Rise of the Carlek

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Doctor Who SPOILERS: I'm sorry I'm so sorry

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!
Doctor Who SPOILERS: :SRELIOPS ohW rotcoD

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
Doctor Who Spoilers: I told you it was Morbius

Doctor Who Spoilers: Ca Plan Pour Moi - Craig Ferguson/Master

Doctor Who Spoilers: No, Not the Mind Probe.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Republican Vampire posted:

It should be something about the big bad being a Tumblerette. Because that's the weirdest, yet most galling spoiler.

Doctor Who Spoilers: Heaven has a ball pit

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Republican Vampire posted:

It should be something about the big bad being a Tumblerette. Because that's the weirdest, yet most galling spoiler.

A character who could be seen as the latest big bad in homestuck is a tumblerette. Moffat also reuses phrases like homestuck and of course both are largely stories about time travel.

I'm saying Andrew Hussie's comic and Moffat's show have some similarities, though Hussie is far better at writing women of course.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Doctor Who Spoilers: Kandyman Kandyman Kandyman

I haven't been able to make it through the scripts yet, but is there a good tl;dr summary anywhere?

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Episode 1: Regeneration episode. Baddies are robot cousins to the clockwork robots from Girl in the Fireplace, with the same penchant for organ theft. The Doctor wears a dead dude's skin as a disguise and makes dick jokes about the sonic screwdriver.

Episode 2: Like that Disney ride Body Wars where you ride inside the body, but inside a Dalek instead - the Doctor goes inside a Dalek to figure out what turned it "good". The writers try to justify the bullshit memory wipe from Asylum of the Daleks, and the Doctor casually disregards the death of someone who literally died in front of him.

Episode 3: Robin Hood with evil robots working alongside the Sheriff. The Doctor uses a spoon to fight Robin Hood and the two of them compare dicks for the rest of the episode.

Episode 4: The Doctor goes chasing after the monster that lives under your bed, convinced it's real. It turns out that he's just afraid of the dark (still, at 2000 years old) and Clara is yet again the Specialest Snowflake.

Episode 5: The Doctor, Clara, and some aliens get kidnapped and forced to perform an Ocean's Eleven style bank heist. There are a couple of twists here, including one that's really obvious. Unsure what the point of bringing Clara along here was at all.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Thanks, that sounds... Well that sounds about what I expected.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Doctor Who Spoilers: More episodes about the Doctor's dick

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

PantsOptional posted:



Episode 3: Robin Hood with evil robots working alongside the Sheriff. The Doctor uses a spoon to fight Robin Hood and the two of them compare dicks for the rest of the episode.



Having not read the scripts or seen any casting information, I am holding out hope that, at the very least, Robin was Rik Mayall's last role before his sad death recently.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

PantsOptional posted:

Episode 4: The Doctor goes chasing after the monster that lives under your bed, convinced it's real. It turns out that he's just afraid of the dark (still, at 2000 years old) and Clara is yet again the Specialest Snowflake.

For some reason this one bugs me the most because it completely flies in the face of a character that has acted like someone who has tamed and made peace with his more primal fears for 50+ years. Like it's one thing if he just says "Oh yeah of course the dark is always scary, I just go into it anyway," but every time this spoiler gets brought up I get the impression that it's legitimately going to have the Doctor incongruously looking at a dark corner or something and being all hesitant even though he has gone into dark corners so many times in prior episodes it's clearly bullshit invented just for this episode. I can almost get behind the "monster under your bed" idea since it's not far removed from most whimsical psuedo-mythological poo poo the Doctor occasionally gets involved in, but as a blurb it sounds way too faux-whimsical and childish (obligatory :rolleyes: Doctor Who is a children's show :rolleyes: comment).

Clara being the specialist snowflake doesn't quite bother me though. After Rose and River it's honestly expected of NuWho.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Someone should put those synopses on tumblr

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
If the two-parter with the Vashta Nerada had been brought up at all, or had never existed, I would feel a lot better about that 4th episode.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ms Boods posted:

Having not read the scripts or seen any casting information, I am holding out hope that, at the very least, Robin was Rik Mayall's last role before his sad death recently.

"I LOOOOOVE givin' it to the poor! WOOF!"

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Metal Loaf posted:

"I LOOOOOVE givin' it to the poor! WOOF!"

And the accompanying visual...and oh look, the Doctor's already met Robin Hood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJI80YLG10

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
Literally the first time my brain has made any connection between Atkinson as the Doctor and Atkinson in a time machine for Back and Forth.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
The thick of it is my favourite show ever and Malcolm one of my favourite characters ever, so I was sort of half torn between wanting Capaldi to totally make me forget about Malcolm and become The Doctor and also wanting to see some kind of Malcolm-Doctor hybrid. There are just flickering moments in that first episode where he's there. Specifically the scene with the tramp. "I'm cold, give me yer coat!" I just felt like any second it was going to turn into "Hey Oscar the fuckin' grouch, give me yer fuckin' coat". Then when he's talking about his face, all I could think of was that it was his bollocking face. I think one way or another, no matter how bad some of the scripts he gets will be, he's going to really deliver some awesome stuff.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Doctor Who Spoilers: Cyberwomen vs FemDalek.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Doctor Who Spoilers: Sorry, Clara, but I already have a girlfriend.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Doctor Who Spoilers: Same poo poo, different face (made from hobo skin)

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Doctor Who SPOILERS: I wear a face now, faces are cool

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Yvonmukluk posted:

Doctor Who Spoilers: Heaven has a ball pit
Doctor Who SPOILERS: dead get an Extra Hour in the Ballpit


Rita Repulsa posted:

A character who could be seen as the latest big bad in homestuck is a tumblerette. Moffat also reuses phrases like homestuck and of course both are largely stories about time travel.

I'm saying Andrew Hussie's comic and Moffat's show have some similarities, though Hussie is far better at writing women of course.
You aren't wrong.

How the gently caress is Moffat so terrible that this post isn't wrong.

PantsOptional posted:

If the two-parter with the Vashta Nerada had been brought up at all, or had never existed, I would feel a lot better about that 4th episode.

Most of Moffat's baddies have the same basic premise. It's either intrinsic or it's part of how they operate. The Gas Mask people rise silently from beds, the Clockwork Robots pop out from under them, the Weeping Angels only move/exist when you're not looking, the Vashta Nerada literally are the darkness. The silence are at most in the corner of your eye...

The episode is loving dumb because it's built around the fear of the dark being irrational. In like, pretty much every Moffat-penned story it's a somewhat rational fear. It's not just the library two parter. It's arguably one of the defining themes of the current showrunner's work on the show.

Republican Vampire fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jul 19, 2014

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
I watched the leaked episode. When The Doctor has the "I'm not your boyfriend," "I didn't think you were," "It's not your mistake." exchange, is he saying he regrets recognizing that she was in love with him and continuing to act flirty anyway despite not being interested in her because he's insecure and desperate to be admired or is he saying that he actually did have genuine romantic feelings for her that he thinks were inappropriate? If it's the former, while more in keeping with his character, it's just kind of retreading old ground we already went over with Martha and Amy (see God Complex speech). If it's the latter then that's a really weird way to address the issue, but um, OK. Also, groaner for The Doctor falling in love with such a dull blank slate.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

To be fair I'd fall in love with a blank slate Jenna Coleman too, and I say that without a hint of pride or irony.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
I did go look at the leaked scripts. Listen sounds just awful but the heist one sounds fun. Even if it's dumb I always love a good heist.

Also, after reading the script it seems obvious now The Doctor was in love with Clara. I re watched some scenes from season 7 with that in mind and I'm OK with it since it seems the Doctor is more in love with the idea of Clara than who she actually is. Whether he remains so will play out in the acting. From The Doctor's lines in the heist script it could go either way. I guess the doctor having an unrequited crush on someone could be written well but this is Moffat we're talking about here. If they do have a Doctor Danny love triangle it will be awful.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
They're filming Cybermen at St. Paul's cathedral. :3:

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Metal Loaf posted:

Missy will be the Terrible Zodin. :v:

At this point, why not? Would explain the relationship.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Burkion posted:

So long as Moffat doesn't turn the Master into a tumbler fanboy of the Doctor we're good.

From the non-spoiler thread. Hahaha!

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

PriorMarcus posted:

From the non-spoiler thread. Hahaha!

I try, I try.

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

Xibanya posted:

"I'm not your boyfriend," "I didn't think you were," "It's not your mistake." exchange.

I took that to mean he had more or less been acting like her eccentric boyfriend, always trying to impress her and being flirty and that he won't be doing that anymore. Vastra has a conversation with Clara about it as well, earlier in the episode.

My expectations were low but I was pleasantly surprised for the most part. Takes a while before Capaldi gets any real screen time but I like his more adult and somber take and the new tardis interior is pretty retro scifi and cool.

But the Missy reveal? No, Moffat, please stop hitting us.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Martout posted:

I took that to mean he had more or less been acting like her eccentric boyfriend, always trying to impress her and being flirty and that he won't be doing that anymore. Vastra has a conversation with Clara about it as well, earlier in the episode.

My expectations were low but I was pleasantly surprised for the most part. Takes a while before Capaldi gets any real screen time but I like his more adult and somber take and the new tardis interior is pretty retro scifi and cool.

But the Missy reveal? No, Moffat, please stop hitting us.

"... From a Doctor she could sort of control, because he had a crush on her..." - Moffat, talking about Eleven and Clara.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

PriorMarcus posted:

"... From a Doctor she could sort of control, because he had a crush on her..." - Moffat, talking about Eleven and Clara.

I gotta say i never noticed Matt Smith's Doctor having a crush on Clara, was it just badly conveyed or was i not paying attention? To be fair i was so tired of the blank stare companions with changing personalities from episode to episode that i probably just had the last season on in the background while playing Dwarf Fortress. And Clara was just so loving boring.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

Dongattack posted:

I gotta say i never noticed Matt Smith's Doctor having a crush on Clara, was it just badly conveyed or was i not paying attention?

There was literally a scene in which he realizes he fancies her and I think he even says so.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

PantsOptional posted:

There was literally a scene in which he realizes he fancies her and I think he even says so.

Do you remember which episode?

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Oh I remember that exchange. Christmas episode, he was asked by Clara to pretend to be her boyfriend in front of her parents. He said he'd been practicing kissing and he'd be happy to do it. Clara seemed a bit squicked out and reminded him it wasn't for real.

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PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Nightmare in Silver. There's the part where the Cyberman infection inside him tries a gambit to convince Clara that the Doctor has fallen in love with her, and it must have gotten that idea from somewhere inside the Doctor's head. More importantly, though, there's a bit later on in that episode where the Doctor calls “a mystery wrapped in an enigma squeezed into a skirt that’s just a little too tight" and then gets this derpy grin on his face. It's exactly the look of someone who just realized that he's in love with someone and that it might just work.

Also, the subtext of pretty much the entirety of Hide points to it.

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