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I choose to believe that the people making the posters have, in frustration at the bland bullshit, just started loving around to see what they can do.
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Spriiiiiiiing breeeeeeeeeaaaaaak
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Wesley Snipes looking more like To Wong Foo with every poster.
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I think they want us to Expendables 3 while high on hallucinogens.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:55
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GrandpaPants posted:Are those real? Because holy poo poo. Unless Empire Magazine are loving with us, they are real. http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=41555
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 Man, Haley Joel Osment hasn't been lucky with his looks as an adult.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:59
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Slasherfan posted:Lionsgate really need to fire their marketing team for The Expendables 3. Well the person designing the posters anyway. These would have made for incredible school notebook or folder covers back when I was in grade school.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:
His face is loving tiny compared to his head
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Snapchat A Titty posted:
 "I eat dead people"
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Alouicious posted:His face is loving tiny compared to his head Well hey at least if there's ever a Dick Tracy remake... 
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Jul 21, 2014 18:09
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What the gently caress does that tagline even mean.
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You can have a ball, but this is a surfing/skiing combo ball! EDIT: And if you're hip to that, you might just be ready for this! 
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Jul 21, 2014 18:48
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Osment is Fat Val Kilmer. He skipped the skinny Val Kilmer phase entirely.
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Slasherfan posted:Lionsgate really need to fire their marketing team for The Expendables 3. Well the person designing the posters anyway. I almost feel like these are advertising TMNT more than Expendables 3.
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It looks like he's holding a giant nerf gun. Snapchat A Titty posted:
I like how everyone's looking towards Haley Joel Osment, like they're wondering "what the gently caress is going on with your face?" Especially Gillian Anderson.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:12
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TV poster, but this is rad: (Via Tars Tarkas on Twitter.)
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Goddamn, something is broken in my brain when I look down quickly , "That Time human being".
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Slasherfan posted:Lionsgate really need to fire their marketing team for The Expendables 3. Well the person designing the posters anyway. It's illegal to fire someone over a disability, and that includes colour blindness.
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morestuff posted:TV poster, but this is rad: mike mignola has such a dope style
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At least those expendables posters are better than the full cast poster.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:48
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It's Spring Breakers except with elderly men in vests instead of Disney starlets in bikinis.
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Vintersorg posted:Goddamn, something is broken in my brain when I look down quickly , "That Time human being". That's a great name for an indie comic and/or band
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If it didn't say "Expendables 3" on it, I would buy the Terry Crews one in a second and hang it on my wall right next to that "Captain Supermarket" poster for Army of Darkness.
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kiimo posted:Kelsey Grammer is ready for his fishing trip in Willy Wonka's chocolate stream. That sounds really dirty out of context.
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Jul 21, 2014 20:09
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kiimo posted:Kelsey Grammer is ready for his fishing trip in Willy Wonka's chocolate stream. I didn't think that poster could be made any better- glad to be proven wrong.
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Vintersorg posted:Goddamn, something is broken in my brain when I look down quickly , "That Time human being". There's nothing about this poster that reminds me of Dr. Who.
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So this is from the San Diego Comic Con.
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Slasherfan posted:Lionsgate really need to fire their marketing team for The Expendables 3. Well the person designing the posters anyway. these loving own
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Slim Killington posted:These would have made for incredible school notebook or folder covers back when I was in grade school. Now I hope they do a Lisa Frank-inspired set of posters. Kelsey Grammer on a rainbow unicorn.
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My favorite bit is how Grammer appears to be getting progressively less amused with every new expendables promo with him in it.
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mr. stefan posted:My favorite bit is how Grammer appears to be getting progressively less amused with every new expendables promo with him in it. It's the same photo. Is Grammer's face a modern rorscach test?
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friends watch porn posted:these loving own I agree, way better than the originals.
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Vagabundo posted:So this is from the San Diego Comic Con.
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achillesforever6 posted:I really hope that is the car from the first movie. Cool poster compared to those neon abominations from Expendables 3 The missing tire definitely implies that.
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So does the number on the car. Is that an official poster? Also, look at those eggs in the back.
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I thought Isla Nublar got blown up by the air force after the unfortunate incident. Am I mixing it up with something?
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Byzantine posted:I thought Isla Nublar got blown up by the air force after the unfortunate incident. Am I mixing it up with something? It did in the novel but I don't think the movies ever bothered with that detail.
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