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vigorous sodomy posted:You going to let us in on your elite professional alias? ActionJackson
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:26 |
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Epic High Five posted:How to defeat England: This is literally how Scotland defeated England every single time we went to war. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:32 |
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simsense cumshots posted:ActionJackson simsense cumshots posted:Who the gently caress you think? Also I didn't realize taking a guess made you a internet detective. Can I take this as a "yes I'm Major Danger, one of the most hated shitlords in goonfleet"? Haha, no idea who you are I guess you heard it from someone after asking around because you are just so into me No way your instincts or intuition lead you to believe I could be one guy in all of Something Awful's video game history. Welcome to ignore, lovely
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:39 |
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I played for a while, had some fun, but it's complete chaos. You guys say there are tactics you can use in these situations? It just seemed like dozens and dozens of people randomly firing at each other.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:39 |
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Fuzz posted:Make either an NC or VS on Emerald, then look for the GOON or GOKU threads, respectively. Make a TR if you like slamming your dick in a drawer. (people will argue with me that I'm wrong on this. Don't listen to them) The drawer being the rest of your terrible faction and your orgasm being the amazingly overpowered guns they have.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:41 |
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Just Auraxiumed my Carv on my TR alt. Was so painless I didn't even realize I had that many kills with it already.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:43 |
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BadLlama posted:Just Auraxiumed my Carv on my TR alt. Was so painless I didn't even realize I had that many kills with it already. If you decide to go further, don't pick the TMG. I hated it. It is so anti-TR I don't know why we have it, other than 'because TR needed a slower firing, harder hitting gun.' Go with the MSWR, Bull, Rhino, CARV S even. Just stay away from the loving TMG.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:49 |
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Gobblecoque posted:God those loving GOKU killing this game with their 4000 PPA magriders farming youtube celebrities at the warpgate GOKUUUUUUU
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:58 |
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Phlegmish posted:I played for a while, had some fun, but it's complete chaos. You guys say there are tactics you can use in these situations? It just seemed like dozens and dozens of people randomly firing at each other. Planetside 2 elite tactics mainly consist of "have 12-48 people actually do the same thing / support each other". Most of the people you see around are just doing whatever they find fun at that particular moment, and as a result coordinated teams will often beat three times their numbers. It's simply the difference between N people pulling tanks one after another, and N people pulling N tanks all at once. But it's definitely no "alright, let's hold the left flank while we wait for close air support to breach the south gate and initiate Maneuver 4B7Q" kind of game. (Unless you participate in a Server Smash.) When you can press 'U' and teleport to any other place on the map, logistics and battle lines become pretty meaningless. Just consider it as Battlefield: Bigger and (arguably) Better. Or, if you play solo, Skyrim With Guns And Even Dumber NPCs. simsense cumshots posted:[a lot of worthless shitposts] Take your drama import firm and , tia.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:00 |
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These second- third- and fourth-hand posts about what GOKU did is literally turning into a Twilight Zone episode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_Are_Due_on_Maple_Street
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:12 |
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Nookovian-Red posted:Really? You're super proud of warp gating a bunch of newbies? Did you lead this Op? I can't imagine KV is responsible for this poo poo show. These poor fucks couldn't even spawn at the warpgate without getting TK'd and you just had to rub the salt in by gate camping too. Way to go! You really showed them! Hahahahaha woooooow, what outfit are you in? AOD? if not you should join AOD. So they were getting TKed in the WG and its GOKU's fault? I love GOON trying to take the moral high ground here--atleast GOKU is honest about what it does haha.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:22 |
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Are there going to be tank directives with rewards too? I tried searching but the information doesn't seem to be collected in one place at all. I have 2 auraxiums in guns on my two characters but 4 or 5 with tanks.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:35 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:Solstice is actually kinda good. Hope this helps! It's far from unusable, but it's still the worst carbine in the game and the worst starter carbine by a vast margin.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:36 |
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Arghy posted:Hahahahaha woooooow, what outfit are you in? AOD? if not you should join AOD. I'm not sure what the generalized sort of "it" you're referring to here is, but in the specific case you're mentioning GOON literally was absent and thus, in a strictly scientific sense, was not there. I claim the moral high ground here because I can. I'm regularly putting things in prox and yell chat to help out new players, I run public platoons 100% of the time and do not kick pubbies, I immediately field any questions I get from my /yell chats saying how the game is pretty tough at first but worth it, and to /tell IGROWWEARYOFTHISWORLD with any questions, I pull vehicles for new players who are interested in maybe certing them out, I certed out and run my gal so that low BRs can get some easy certs, lots of stuff really, and it works. Last night half of the NC territory on Amerish was flying the Higby's Heroes flag, my platoon was probably 1/3 pubbies, and when I had to kick someone who wasn't following us I found that 46/48 people were within 200m of my location despite our hopping around a fair bit. I really wish I saw more people doing this, because as a F2P game a lot of people will just straight up never play it again. With a BF game that they shelled out a lot of money for, there's less incentive to never pick it up again. If you're talking /yell spam meta then you best back off, because my /yell swag is unrivaled
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:43 |
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I have played on European servers for ping reasons but now decided to make a vanu on emerald. There's a second page on public platoons Glad I have at least few weapons from when I played EU vanu for a bit at launch. PS2 has a bit different feeling to it when there is a ton more action going on and a lot more vehicle and air power.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:47 |
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Who cares about the moral high ground in your loving internet space battles video game.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:50 |
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Pomp posted:Who cares about the moral high ground in your loving internet space battles video game. I don't think it has a lot of relevance here but I didn't fire that shot at my outfit so now all that's left is to ensure the Arghy Persecution Complex CircleJerk doesn't end up in GOON's court. Again. Probably I need to stop assuming anybody even reads those posts, choosing instead to wait for someone else to quote the truly insane parts. Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:53 |
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NihilCredo posted:But it's definitely no "alright, let's hold the left flank while we wait for close air support to breach the south gate and initiate Maneuver 4B7Q" kind of game. (Unless you participate in a Server Smash.) When you can press 'U' and teleport to any other place on the map, logistics and battle lines become pretty meaningless. I'm still figuring out the logistics, to be honest. It seems like I either spawn in a massive clusterfuck where I immediately get killed or have to walk five kilometers to find someone to shoot at. Vehicles so far seem to be worthless in terms of getting places since they inevitably get stuck or explode. I'm probably missing something.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:08 |
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Phlegmish posted:I'm still figuring out the logistics, to be honest. It seems like I either spawn in a massive clusterfuck where I immediately get killed or have to walk five kilometers to find someone to shoot at. Vehicles so far seem to be worthless in terms of getting places since they inevitably get stuck or explode. I'm probably missing something. Are you in mumble?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:09 |
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Pomp posted:Who cares about the moral high ground in your loving internet space battles video game. It gives +1 to attack and if the VS try to move away we get a free AoO. Phlegmish posted:I'm still figuring out the logistics, to be honest. It seems like I either spawn in a massive clusterfuck where I immediately get killed or have to walk five kilometers to find someone to shoot at. Vehicles so far seem to be worthless in terms of getting places since they inevitably get stuck or explode. I'm probably missing something. You can hit U to redeploy and get places, try look for bases with roughly equal populations and preferably 24-48 or less as 48+ is indeed a giant clusterfuck. Or get in the Goon/Goku Mumble and have them lead you towards certs, victory and getting TK'd by your own inept drivers.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:13 |
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Buying a microphone is on my to-do list for this week, I'm getting the feeling it's pretty crucial. I will be on sometime later this week, after work.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:13 |
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Phlegmish posted:Buying a microphone is on my to-do list for this week, I'm getting the feeling it's pretty crucial. I will be on sometime later this week, after work. You don't actually need a microphone, really, at most you need functioning speakers and the ability to type "please invite MyTerribleIngameName to the outfit" in mumble text chat and in the relevant PGS thread. A mic helps though!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:15 |
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Fans posted:It gives +1 to attack and if the VS try to move away we get a free AoO. Is this the latest DnD rule speak? I don't get it now. I played when THAC0 was a fresh thing.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:21 |
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honda whisperer posted:What it's also going to give us is a brand new cult of personality outfit that can max out TR pop on a whim. Remember the last time we had one of those? I'm Launch Day Waterson Vanu. It'd feel like coming home, man.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:31 |
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Epic High Five posted:How to defeat England: That Gandhi movie would've been a hell of a lot more interesting with an armor push though, I tell you what.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:32 |
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vigorous sodomy posted:Is this the latest DnD rule speak? I don't get it now. I played when THAC0 was a fresh thing. Don't ask me I play FATE >.>
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:43 |
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https://twitter.com/xalorn/status/493485914270597120 Malorn: not just a racist shitlord, but a racist shitlord who doesn't listen to constructive feedback while making snarky strawman arguments rather than maintaining an objective viewpoint. Because the pistols in Halo and the pistols in PS2 are OBVIOUSLY identically utilized weapons and thus copying Halo's pistols is OBVIOUSLY the best choice, especially when done so poorly as to hamper the weapon in its actual role within PS2. Gonkish fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 27, 2014 |
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Grondoth posted:I'm Launch Day Waterson Vanu. It'd feel like coming home, man. Who was waterson's launch celebrity?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:55 |
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Phlegmish posted:Buying a microphone is on my to-do list for this week, I'm getting the feeling it's pretty crucial. I will be on sometime later this week, after work. Yeah the thing is most of the strat in this game comes from being with goons/on mumble. With both of those, you can hear when we all pull tanks/reavers to do something dumb. You can get callouts for gunner positions so you can practice powerful weapons on other people's certs. MAXes/dead people will give callouts on locations so you can go run over and heal/repair them. And since we try to avoid the zerg/stick to the interesting fights, it gives you a way to hear when it's time to leave/where we are going next. Being in an outfit/squad will also show everyone else in your platoon on the map, which gives you a blob to stick around that is usually higher quality then most zergs. The game can get very tactical once you've gotten into a coordinated squad inside of a platoon in mumble. It's why it's so encouraged because just jumping in and hitting deploy means you'll usually have no idea whats happening/will die constantly for no "gain".
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:03 |
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The new player experience still sucks for typical FPS players who want to press play and receive video game. I remember people from launch, and it's still a complaint that comes up occasionally, that the game is confusing. It's always fun to hear about how people don't want to take a few minutes to read a map. Instant Action not always working as intended doesn't help matters. The player-driven nature of every session means that there's no real sure fire plan for a newbie since they have to have the presence of mind and the want to look at a fight and adapt to its needs, and being new, might not have the tools to respond, and then dump certs into the game's many dead ends. advertising the biggest zergfits in the game doesn't help matters. It's clear by now that they're not really teaching their players how to play. It doesn't help that some of the better outfits are regarded as closed to the public, too but the zergfits are open and visible, so that's why they must've gotten the attention. The zergfit watering-down continues. GOON absolutely does poo poo-talk, but who really cares?! poo poo-talking is the least of the game's problems, and if suddenly a bunch of sportsman-like /YELL started up, then pubs would still complain about something. They've already invented stories about the GOKU ZERRRRRG. (Besides, the game has /ignore) Meanwhile, TR run 90+ people in aircraft and tanks down a single lane. Also, once the Spiker fires homing bolts after being charged up while dual-wielded with a commissioner, I'll accept Malorn's stupid argument. Wow!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:06 |
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Given that I already know exactly the loadout I will be using with my Phoenix Delivery Valkyrie, it will probably only be a few thousand certs to pimp out how I like it. I've lost probably that many certs hitting the cert cap and not realizing it in the last few weeks. I'm sitting on about 9700 still, have earned almost 200,000 total and once the resource boost hits I'll be getting ~15k more in a fat lump sum. I really, really wish I could gift certs to newer players. I understand why this isn't a thing (to prevent gold farmers) but if rational caps were put in place like 500 certs gifted to you per month, I don't see where the harm would be. It's the law of diminishing marginal utility in play and as such 500 certs means almost nothing to me but to a new player it's a tricked out gun, 2nd to last ranks in nearly all class skills, and maybe a utility like C4 or Tank Mines. What am I going to do with 500 certs? I'm going to dump it into a vehicle cooldown timer so that I don't have to worry about what to do with them until later. I just wish I could toss a couple hundred certs to newer GOONs who have proven themselves to be not retarded is all. Them having a maxed out medtool is an investment in my own gaming experience too you know.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:12 |
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Gonkish posted:Because the pistols in Halo and the pistols in PS2 are OBVIOUSLY identically utilized weapons and thus copying Halo's pistols is OBVIOUSLY the best choice, especially when done so poorly as to hamper the weapon in its actual role within PS2. Well they already made the magrider a wraith and the valkyrie is a hornet, may as well go the whole hog and give VS a needler Just buy the Halo property from Microsoft already Higby.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:13 |
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Leal posted:Well they already made the magrider a wraith and the valkyrie is a hornet, may as well go the whole hog and give VS a needler Engies also have plasma grenades. I want my plasma sword
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:15 |
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honda whisperer posted:Who was waterson's launch celebrity? Total Biscuit who played as TR... he was BAD like AOD levels of incompetent and had to edit his footage he posted so it didn't look like he was dying constantly. Aaod fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:21 |
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Away all Goats posted:Engies also have plasma grenades. I want my plasma sword I want my halo 1 pistol
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:22 |
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Aaod posted:Total Biscuit who played as TR... he was BAD like AOD levels of incompetent and had to edit his footage he posted so it didn't like he was dying constantly. Excuse me, I think you mean "He had to edit his footage because the game is obviously not balanced properly and obviously SoE doesn't care about PC gamers"
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:24 |
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Gonkish posted:https://twitter.com/xalorn/status/493485914270597120 I think he's a little frustrated with the general feedback after VS actually wanted one. Now that VS are getting one, they want something else. It's not even about balance numbers, it's people telling them the concept is trash and to rework it. I do think the Beamer Storm needs work, but having it made into 5 different weapons won't fix its issues. It's like when the NC claimed to have wanted a shotgun pistol forever then immediately turned around and started crying for some dumb gauss explosive round pistol bullshit as soon as they saw it.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQnVZN1mz0&t=265s Mutilators quote:1st off, every faction is open to the shotgun options. The Jackhammer is a "jack of all trades and a master of none" shotgun. FORUMSIDE Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:31 |
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Magmarashi posted:Excuse me, I think you mean "He had to edit his footage because the game is obviously not balanced properly and obviously SoE doesn't care about PC gamers" Well at launch we did have HE supremacy, so that's not entirely absurd to say
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:32 |
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Rookersh posted:They still play on Emerald with GOKU/GOON. Most of the English like TartanTory/Shockeh play with GOKU, most of the French/Spanish/Germans play with GOON. There's usually a squad or two rolling around in the morning for both outfits if you log in European time. (I'm also typing this from a Spanish hotel room, which is why my special lazy brand of daytime redeployment PL hasn't been on) A Tartan Tory posted:This is literally how Scotland defeated England every single time we went to war. Oh you. Shockeh fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 27, 2014 |
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