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Fuuuck you. Imagine being the maid and finding the remnants of this in a room.
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Meatwave posted:
Working 40 hours a week in a cubicle is dangerous for your mental health.
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PostNouveau posted:Fuuuck you. Imagine being the maid and finding the remnants of this in a room. Oh hey I'm a hotel maid! If someone did that with cheese it would make me blind with impotent rage and you would get shoddy service for the rest of your stay. Don't do that. Things I have found in coffee pots: Coffee Tea Hot sugar water Ramen Blood and sharp glass Ants Beetles A cement-like mixture Baby powder Ripped up pizza Used tissues Please drink the lobby coffee.
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Aug 11, 2014 08:27
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Look if I'm going to drink steamin semen I'm going to do it in the privacy of my own goddamn room by god.
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Rad Tad posted:
We can take satisfaction knowing that that's all undone when he is ensnared by the first doorknob he walks by.
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The Killing Jelq posted:We can take satisfaction knowing that that's all undone when he is ensnared by the first doorknob he walks by. i hope his tamagotchi shits itself to death
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Rad Tad posted:i hope his tamagotchi shits itself to death I think that's a bicycle light. 
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Stuntman posted:http://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/comments/2czgpu/lifehacks_to_stretchenhance_free_time_for_someone/ I first thought this meant he recorded the shows at 2x speed, and played them back at 1/2x speed (meaning normal speed) to save storage space on his DVR, which might actually be clever if it could somehow work (albeit way too much effort). Instead it's just "Lifehack: Tired of wasting so much time watching a single episode of your favorite show? Press the fast-forward button!"
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Namarrgon posted:I think that's a bicycle light. i hope your tamagotchi shits itself to death
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Perfect for when a Glade plug-in is just too efficient a use of electricity.
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finalellipsis posted:Lifehack: save precious time by not watching youtube videos all the way through Even better! Just assume the other video was something else without watching it at all!
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Aug 11, 2014 16:03
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 Literally salt the earth and your weed problems will disappear.
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Aug 11, 2014 18:11
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Lifehack: Want your house to smell great? Mix ammonia and bleach in a big bucket before bed and keep it in your room while you sleep! (Or in your children's room if applicable!)
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Aug 11, 2014 18:42
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Heaven must smell like melted cups.
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Reo posted:Heaven must smell like melted cups. Life hack, dont use a plastic cup
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Kaiju15 posted:
This one's been around forever. Just ask my boys in Carthage.
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This works but the smell WILL persist for ages.
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magic pantaloons posted:Oh god, now I remember the frozen toothpaste mints. I can imagine that magazine's next lifehack: "Run out of juice for your party's mixed alcoholic beverages? Siphon some coolant from your car for a quick substitute! Tastes sweet, with a cool blue/pink colour!" melon cat has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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melon cat posted:Oh God. How broke do you have to be to not be able to afford the crappy mints from the dollar store? And if you're too broke afford it, why would it any better to waste more than $1 worth of toothpaste for making poisonous toothpaste mints that can put your partygoers into the hospital? Uh, did the Awful app gently caress you or something? You're quoting a post from page one.
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melon cat posted:Oh God. How broke do you have to be to not be able to afford the crappy mints from the dollar store? And if you're too broke afford it, why would it any better to waste more than $1 worth of toothpaste for making poisonous toothpaste mints that can put your partygoers into the hospital? I mean, eating toothpaste probably isn't great, but I wouldn't put too much stock in what you find on a website agitating against water fluoridation.
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Strudel Man posted:"The Fluoride Action Network (FAN) seeks to broaden awareness about the toxicity of fluoride compounds among citizens, scientists, and policymakers alike. FAN not only provides comprehensive and up-to-date information, but remains vigilant in monitoring government agency actions that impact the public's exposure to fluoride." Broken clock. Eating toothpaste will gently caress you up pretty drat quick.
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Courtesy of the OSHA thread, One Crazy Trick That Big Battery Doesn't Want You To Know: http://imgur.com/gallery/6fPoL quote:How I rebuilt some DeWalt batteries for a quarter of the cost of replacing them quote:Electrical Engineer for Milwaukee Tool here. Please don't do this. You are going to burn your house down.
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If can't afford to buy cheap mins, how are you going to afford the extra food and drink you'll need fo a dinner party anyway. I'm imagining this as some kind of wierd Come Dine with Me type situation, where they give the guests pot noodles for dinner.
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I once had a weird flatmate who proudly showed me the "awesome recipe" she was making for guests that night - one packet of Trident Thai Laksa noodles each "but you see, you add real chicken and some chopped fresh spring onions! It's really good and just so simple"  This was a person in their loving twenties.
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C.M. Kruger posted:
Good thing that guy has a DeWalt. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Good thing that guy has a DeWalt. Come for the Life Hacks, stay for the tool brand   
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Maybe I'm showing my ignorance here but how often are people trying to unscrew something they can't see but can still reach with their meaty hands? Surely if you can touch a screw to identify it's type you can also see the screw somehow?
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Aug 12, 2014 03:29
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Or just loving feel if it's a loving Phillips or Flathead without mashing your finger into it to make an imprint like a loving idiot.
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cyberia posted:Maybe I'm showing my ignorance here but how often are people trying to unscrew something they can't see but can still reach with their meaty hands? Surely if you can touch a screw to identify it's type you can also see the screw somehow? Hardly ever. But apparently it happened to this guy once and he was real pleased with himself for coming up with this solution to the problem.
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Euphoriaphone posted:I first thought this meant he recorded the shows at 2x speed, and played them back at 1/2x speed (meaning normal speed) to save storage space on his DVR, which might actually be clever if it could somehow work (albeit way too much effort). Instead it's just "Lifehack: Tired of wasting so much time watching a single episode of your favorite show? Press the fast-forward button!" I have a friend on a different forum that's at least in his 60s and is...unusual. He'll be often talking about movies he's watched, and will pepper his descriptions with things like how he would watch certain scenes slowed down to normal speed or with the sound on, like that's the unusual way to watch them. He used to also describe taping over his vhs films with static when he'd "studied" them enough. He is a very strange man...
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How can you put a finger somewhere that you can't see? insert your mom joke here
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p-hop posted:How can you put a finger somewhere that you can't see? Touch your back.
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MariusLecter posted:Or just loving feel if it's a loving Phillips or Flathead without mashing your finger into it to make an imprint like a loving idiot. Why do you people get so angry about this poo poo
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if you aren't sure what type of outlet you are working with, jab a fork up in there and see how much it hurts
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poo poo, I have to confess I did something like this once. I had moved into a new rental place and it smelled like dead old people so I decided that no mere can of spray would be good enough and bought half a dozen bottles of lavender essential oil and dumped a full bottle into a bowl of water in each room of the house. Swear to god you could smell it in space.
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Gorilla Salad posted:poo poo, I have to confess I did something like this once. I had moved into a new rental place and it smelled like dead old people so I decided that no mere can of spray would be good enough and bought half a dozen bottles of lavender essential oil and dumped a full bottle into a bowl of water in each room of the house. My girlfriend has a thing she got from her mom's work that basically does this. You pour essential oils or hydrosol into a little glass bulb and it pumps out some good smelling steam. It's basically a vaporizer for smellgoods.
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Alouicious posted:Why do you people get so angry about this poo poo
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cyberia posted:Maybe I'm showing my ignorance here but how often are people trying to unscrew something they can't see but can still reach with their meaty hands? Surely if you can touch a screw to identify it's type you can also see the screw somehow? This happens often when working on cars because there's just too much poo poo in the way or it's simply out of line of sight, though usually it's not screws but bolts that you need to undo.
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Alouicious posted:Why do you people get so angry about this poo poo Because these 'life hacks' are mostly just 'mildly helpful advice' and often veer into 'batshit retarded idiocy' so seeing them presented in such smug image-macro form triggers the raging ape cortex in my brain like nothing else.
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