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Maarak posted:That's Thai. Welp I'm racist.
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Slugworth posted:I have no valid criticism of Miles Teller other than that I want to punch his face so hard it kills both of us. I think because he reminds everyone of that one guy in elementary school who was one grade above you, and he had no friends so he spent his time trying to be cool with kids in lower grades, and being slightly intimidating to the ones that thought he was a chode.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Japanese Version: David Who? Edition I'm the first to think someone is being intentionally dumb when they mistake one actor for another on a movie poster or in a movie (people who couldn't tell the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon in The Departed for instance), but that really looks like a young Sylvester Stallone.
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Skwirl posted:I'm the first to think someone is being intentionally dumb when they mistake one actor for another on a movie poster or in a movie (people who couldn't tell the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon in The Departed for instance), but that really looks like a young Sylvester Stallone. Are you saying that's not supposed to be Stallone??? Because he was in that movie.
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Aug 12, 2014 06:33
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Gaz2k21 posted:Are you saying that's not supposed to be Stallone??? Because he was in that movie. Ooh, I've never seen the movie, and I knew it had Carradine and didn't know it had Stallone. That makes a lot more sense.
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Aug 12, 2014 06:41
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Skwirl posted:Ooh, I've never seen the movie, and I knew it had Carradine and didn't know it had Stallone. That makes a lot more sense. You should watch it man its great.
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Aug 12, 2014 06:48
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I haven't seen the original Death Race, but I saw the remake. Which somehow managed to be even mroe video-gamey than what I knew of the original movie's concept, by way of literally being Mariokart.
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Cleretic posted:I haven't seen the original Death Race, but I saw the remake. Which somehow managed to be even mroe video-gamey than what I knew of the original movie's concept, by way of literally being Mariokart. The new Death Race is also pretty awesome. But the original is better. It's like cross country Mario Kart. E: It's that cross country race from Speed Racer but with the racers all killing each other.
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Aug 12, 2014 07:00
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Slugworth posted:I have no valid criticism of Miles Teller other than that I want to punch his face so hard it kills both of us. No wonder he was cast as Reed Richards.
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Skwirl posted:I'm the first to think someone is being intentionally dumb when they mistake one actor for another on a movie poster or in a movie (people who couldn't tell the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon in The Departed for instance), but that really looks like a young Sylvester Stallone. I'm probably wrong, but I believe that Death Race 2000 was the only time Stallone's played a villain.
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Aug 12, 2014 07:45
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They shopped him okay but her left arm is way too long without the elbow. Skwirl posted:Ooh, I've never seen the movie, and I knew it had Carradine and didn't know it had Stallone. That makes a lot more sense. I thought it was Mr. Bean.
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Aug 12, 2014 08:03
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Gaz2k21 posted:You should watch it man its great. Seconded. And thirded and fourthed. Watch that flick. Now. NOW!
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I gotta say that's pretty solid Photoshop work. e: Considering what this thread usually sees. Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Aug 12, 2014 13:29
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Teenage Fansub posted:e: Considering what this thread usually sees. 
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Ghostpilot posted:I'm probably wrong, but I believe that Death Race 2000 was the only time Stallone's played a villain. He was the villain in one of the Spy Kids sequels but that's a series that seems to have been collectively erased from people's memories.
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Aug 12, 2014 16:59
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goodog posted:He was the villain in one of the Spy Kids sequels but that's a series that seems to have been collectively erased from people's memories. Well, the first one is pretty alright, the second is mediocre, the third one is irredeemable horseshit, and the fourth one is SOMEHOW WORSE.
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a post in remembrance. Popeye (1980) - Bluto knew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqVI2DmLI2Q&t=72s  The Best of Times (1986)  Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)   Dead Poets Society (1989)   Awakenings (1990)  Hook (1991) - There you are, Peter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s8ZEFUSYAI  Shakes the Clown (1991) - the only time a mime was funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iOBuIBNHhw  The Fisher King (1991)  Ferngully (1992)  Aladdin (1992) - I'm sure your facebook feed is littered with that screenshot by now.  Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) #hedoesntdoubtfirenow   Toys (1992) - I'm really upset that there isn't a better version of this video on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNIIkM4LILk  Jumanji (1995)  Jack (1996)  Flubber (1997)  Good Will Hunting (1997)   Patch Adams (1998) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9ruvxA3K4&t=140s  What Dreams May Come (1998) -   Bicentennial Man (1999)   Jakob the Liar (1999)  Death to Smoochy (2002) - Going on safari MOTHER FUCKER. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNXKJ0AbUc  Insomnia (2002)  One Hour Photo (2002) - Robin Williams, confirmed goon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5FmFaK7pMU   Robots (2005)  RV (2006)  Night at the Museum (2006)   Man of the Year (2006)  World's Greatest Dad (2009) - considering the circumstances...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebsLSu3Igk  Old Dogs (2009)  Christy Mack in The Parodies Vol. 3  Tony Stewart in TNT's Nascar Summer Series
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ruddiger posted:a post in remembrance. I don't care what anyone says this is my favorite Robin Williams movie.
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I didn't see myself getting verklempt in the movie posters thread but here we are.
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ruddiger posted:a post in remembrance. 
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Lost in Squirtation is pretty drat funny.
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I chuckled.
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Robin Williams is in the upcoming Night at the Museum sequel, huh? dag
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BlueBayou posted:Robin Williams is in the upcoming Night at the Museum sequel, huh? Maybe there won't be a fourth one now. The noblest of sacrifices. You could learn something from that, Owen Wilson! Edit: I'd link to a poster for The Final Cut but all I can find is terrible DVD covers and the Pink Floyd album of the same name. Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Mierenneuker posted:Maybe there won't be a fourth one now. The noblest of sacrifices. Owen Wilson already tried.
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ruddiger posted:
Why did I have to hear about this from here? Poor girl. 
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Oh no! We've reached maximum Floating Head density! Run!
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Everyone's earned their Red Wings except for Luke Perry who just found out what they are.
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I like the hat on the girls head. 
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Robert Denby posted:
I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you about this http://www.avclub.com/article/weird-al-yankovic-inspires-uhf-porn-parody-has-off-207273
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Glen Powell(?) has this weird, uncomfortable face, like a bearded Haley Joel Osmet. If only the heads could have been cut off like in The Last Song poster, this would have reached true awful-poster perfection.
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One of these days I'm going to paint "Uncle Martin is suffering from a little problem..." on my garage door. Nobody will understand it (rightfully so), but it'll make me laugh like an idiot every time I see it.
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Young Freud posted:Why did I have to hear about this from here? I also heard about this from here. What a scum bag that "War Machine" guy is.
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Infamous Sphere posted:Oh no! We've reached maximum Floating Head density! Run! Life is just a little sweet when Bill Paxton has a mustache.
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caligulamprey posted:Nobody will understand it (rightfully so), but it'll make me laugh like an idiot every time I see it. That's a fast way to getting people to suspect you're about to go on a Shining-esque killing spree. At worst, it's gallows humor. At best, it's still kinda weird, because, you know, Christy Mack isn't dead. It's loving awful, but it's not really in memoriam, is it?
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K. Waste posted:That's a fast way to getting people to suspect you're about to go on a Shining-esque killing spree. No, at worst it's posting inline NWS images because you think you're funny. Hint: there is only one funny person involved in the making of that post, and he hanged himself. E: Lauren Bacall has also passed away. Anyone got posters to share? Jedit fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Jedit posted:No, at worst it's posting inline NWS images because you think you're funny. Hint: there is only one funny person involved in the making of that post, and he hanged himself. Yep. All from THE BIG SLEEP. I'll post others tomorrow.    
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