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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
So this is the fallout sequel we've all been waiting for...

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Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Triple A posted:

good thing that they are collectively self-destructing harder than soviet union in '91

Know this, "gamers." You will NEVER shut me up-


*boss knocks lightly on cubicle wall; radio silence*

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Ave Azaria posted:

So what's the prevailing theory for why girls don't buy AAA games

Games girls like:
Games with lots of bright colors, especially pink (Candy Crush)
Simplistic games that require very low levels of coordination and ability (Hay Day)
Games about fashion, fame and celebrity (Kim Kardashian)
Games about activities that appeal to women, such as cooking, baking and sewing (Cooking Mama)
Games about cute animals and shiny objects (Pet Rescue Saga)
Games that require socialization to progress (Farmville)

AAA games with those characteristics:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

lovely Wizard posted:

Yeah this shows that approaching the advertiser's as well as the owners of the sites (if the shitheads are not in fact the owners of the site) is the best approach.

Since I'm on a roll here's another prediction for you: One of them will turn on the others to "expose" them for personal gain or to save themselves. At the moment they're riding high on self-righteousness and unfounded self-importance, but when it comes time to pay the piper none of these easily malleable turds have what it takes to not roll over and stand together as a group. Inevitably, someone will post a memoir, a reshaping of facts, or some other type of diatribe that splits their currently enjoyed solidarity and the whole thing will come crumbling down as they turn on each other like the pack of opportunistic dogs they are.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

The Taint Reaper posted:

So this is the fallout sequel we've all been waiting for...

I wont be satisfied until at least one gaming journalist has a twitter meltdown and ragequits his job because his boss told him to tone down the sjw stuff

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
So serious discussion time...What is going to happen after the advertisers cuff the ears of the errant keyboard warrior bloggers? I'm guessing Zoe will have a comfortable amount of money to live on for a while but will be relegated back to the sad fatpile of indie devs she crawled out of, and will spend the rest of her time trying to stir up controversy about women's rights while getting slammed by guys with greasy hair but unable to break into any sort of legitimacy or have anyone other than a very small group of Twitter people take her seriously.

Nathan Grayson will either get fired, or put on serious probationary term and cry at his desk.

Phil Fish will keep holding Fez 2 over the heads of his loyal fanbase, commit suicide a few times a month, and be hacked again by Phil Fish.

Anita will return to her house and pretty much has no real reason to not continue on her current path of making mad bucks off really angry dudes with her mediocre youtube videos. Occasionally she will take a death threat seriously when it seems like attention on her videos might wane. Sometimes she makes good points about ladies, other times it's 'Why isn't Princhess Peach dressed in overalls?'

Adam Baldwin will continue to troll SJWs and lie-berals

Dobson will make a bad comic about how THE GIRLS WIN, DEAL WITH IT with his blue bear character making an angry Dreamworks face

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

davecrazy posted:

Have you ever heard of a town called Las Vegas?

At least Las Vegas sells the illusion to stupid people that you can win some money.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QlkphbiuI

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

The Taint Reaper posted:

You know what identity politics really have no place in videogames, you wanna know why??

They make sure nobody can have fun.

:golfclap:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

So serious discussion time...What is going to happen after the advertisers cuff the ears of the errant keyboard warrior bloggers? I'm guessing Zoe will have a comfortable amount of money to live on for a while but will be relegated back to the sad fatpile of indie devs she crawled out of, and will spend the rest of her time trying to stir up controversy about women's rights while getting slammed by guys with greasy hair but unable to break into any sort of legitimacy or have anyone other than a very small group of Twitter people take her seriously.

Nathan Grayson will either get fired, or put on serious probationary term and cry at his desk.

Phil Fish will keep holding Fez 2 over the heads of his loyal fanbase, commit suicide a few times a month, and be hacked again by Phil Fish.

Anita will return to her house and pretty much has no real reason to not continue on her current path of making mad bucks off really angry dudes with her mediocre youtube videos. Occasionally she will take a death threat seriously when it seems like attention on her videos might wane. Sometimes she makes good points about ladies, other times it's 'Why isn't Princhess Peach dressed in overalls?'

Adam Baldwin will continue to troll SJWs and lie-berals

Dobson will make a bad comic about how THE GIRLS WIN, DEAL WITH IT with his blue bear character making an angry Dreamworks face

All of us who have hated on Quinn and her SJW crew will realize that we are indeed worse than ISIS and the KKK put together (somehow?) and we will change our ways.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
maybe i should become a journalist. former tranny gay dude into rpgs and dark souls = money?????

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

So serious discussion time...What is going to happen after the advertisers cuff the ears of the errant keyboard warrior bloggers?

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005


holy gently caress

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






This is the feel good post of the day.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Gamesnosh, one of the original sites to post an article, and ended up having their entire website taken completely offline by their host after complaints, has posted another article.

http://gamesnosh.com/gamergate-silly-sounding-sincere-call-fair-representation-gamers-within-media/

Anyone who's been following will know most of what's in it, as it's mostly a recap, but it included this Twitter exchange of anti-gamer journalist incorrectly trying to correct someone's usage of "your" and "it's":

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

lol

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

So serious discussion time...What is going to happen after the advertisers cuff the ears of the errant keyboard warrior bloggers? I'm guessing Zoe will have a comfortable amount of money to live on for a while but will be relegated back to the sad fatpile of indie devs she crawled out of, and will spend the rest of her time trying to stir up controversy about women's rights while getting slammed by guys with greasy hair but unable to break into any sort of legitimacy or have anyone other than a very small group of Twitter people take her seriously.

Nathan Grayson will either get fired, or put on serious probationary term and cry at his desk.

Phil Fish will keep holding Fez 2 over the heads of his loyal fanbase, commit suicide a few times a month, and be hacked again by Phil Fish.

Anita will return to her house and pretty much has no real reason to not continue on her current path of making mad bucks off really angry dudes with her mediocre youtube videos. Occasionally she will take a death threat seriously when it seems like attention on her videos might wane. Sometimes she makes good points about ladies, other times it's 'Why isn't Princhess Peach dressed in overalls?'

Adam Baldwin will continue to troll SJWs and lie-berals

Dobson will make a bad comic about how THE GIRLS WIN, DEAL WITH IT with his blue bear character making an angry Dreamworks face

depends on how 4chan/people who give a poo poo follow up when heads start to roll, really

currently, games journalism is exclusively maintained by 2 sources: AAA publisher money and clickbait SJW articles and other SJW poo poo (which majorly features indie games)

the current attack on games journalism sadly originated from the latter, as that's an easier issue to tackle. you can just do what people have been doing an e-mail advertisers on the main sites posting clickbait articles and have the guy holding the purse strings tug the leash

the problem is that the former source of income and conflict of interest is much harder to get rid of. you can't exactly e-mail EA about how you'll stop buying their games because some site gave their game an undeserved good review, while also being plastered with ads for said game

the best approach would be for people who give a poo poo to point games journalists to actual integrity while reviewing games as a way to gain legitimacy as journalists after the SJW issues rug has been pulled from under them. but that'd require some sort of additional encouragement in the form of cold, hard cash, and how that'd come about currently eludes me

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Gravefront
Feb 5, 2014

by Ralp

this guy

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



The Brown Menace posted:

also reminder that one of the counter-arguments on the up-and-up about how poo poo games journalism is is "lol who cares it's just video games" which was literally the first counter-argument to SJW types when they first arrived, several years and billions of dollars in growth in the gaming industry (and the attached games journalism industry) before this whole thing

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

How do you write about games for a loving LIVING and accuse people of caring too much about games

That's kind of a double edged sword especially considering that the whole social justice in gaming movement is about people...caring a whole lot about games.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

That's beautiful.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

That's beautiful.

thats*

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

How do you write about games for a loving LIVING and accuse people of caring too much about games

Just lie a lot to the point where you start tuning yourself out

godzilla hentai
Sep 6, 2010

lol

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I can't get over that. When you decide to make your living writing about games you become the kind of person that cares the most about games.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


basically people who literally write words about video games for a living, and nothing else, consider video games to be too lame for their time and attention

this should give you some perspective about their sense of self-importance and sense of respect for you

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

The Brown Menace posted:

basically people who literally write words about video games for a living, and nothing else, consider video games to be too lame for their time and attention

this should give you some perspective about their sense of self-importance and sense of respect for you

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

The Brown Menace posted:

basically people who literally write words about video games for a living, and nothing else, consider video games to be too lame for their time and attention

this should give you some perspective about their sense of self-importance and sense of respect for you

Tobias Grant
May 16, 2009

Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover.

LOL at him putting on a helmet like a pussy.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

The Brown Menace posted:

basically people who literally write words about video games for a living, and nothing else, consider video games to be too lame for their time and attention

this should give you some perspective about their sense of self-importance and sense of respect for you

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

someone summarize this poo poo

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

do yall wanna go down to the quarry and throw rocks at zoe quinn's head

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP

Parallax Scroll posted:

someone summarize this poo poo

most recently? games journalist and devs complain that gaming is beneath them and try to make it about social issues, fail miserably and are laughed at by everyone while MRA's and SJW's also fight on the sidelines

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax
it's a woman deciding how to dress herself vs. a game designer creating a womanpuppet to jerk teenage boys off with

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lovely Wizard posted:

most recently? games journalist and devs complain that gaming is beneath them and try to make it about social issues, fail miserably and are laughed at by everyone while MRA's and SJW's also fight on the sidelines

no the whole thing

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

How do you write about games for a loving LIVING and accuse people of caring too much about games

That's kind of a double edged sword especially considering that the whole social justice in gaming movement is about people...caring a whole lot about games.

theres a diff between writing about games and throwing a shitfit every time you think the status quo might be threatened

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

some girl made a depression game and hosed some dudes? what else happened

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ave Azaria posted:

it's a woman deciding how to dress herself vs. a game designer creating a womanpuppet to jerk teenage boys off with

Why is this distinction never ever made in the minds of either side?

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rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

youd have to be pretty retarded to think videogame characters are real.

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