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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Dirt posted:

Yeah the Midwest sucks.

Northeast PA, but yeah.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Dirt posted:

Yeah everywhere outside a major city sucks.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Allen Wren posted:

I visited some family and high-school-era friends last summer, and I found out that the part of the world I did most of my growing up in unironically thought that numetal was an important musical trend and a foundation to be built on. I mean, yes, that's where Breaking Benjamin came from, but like all the local bands I had recordings of played to me and the newer bands they listened to (aside from the one my brother joined, which was described as "weird", probably because it's got a keyboard in it) were in that whole BB/Chevelle/Staind/Shinedown/Disturbed/Godsmack vein.

I saw Godsmack live in Birmingham years and years ago. They were terrible and a fat 40-something woman threw up near me then glomped me and screaming "BLESSED BE" in my ear with her puke-breath. Also she whipped her tit out at me later in the evening. It was not appealing.


This "chuck poo poo I've got lying around together" guitar is looking surprisingly ok;



(apologies for the poo poo picture, the light in this house is terrible and I'm too cheap to buy a decent camera)

Everything on that body is pure 'B' stock. Huge scratch on the control plate, the bridge has rust-spots on it, the jack plug came off a horrible cheap guitar that was beyond saving and the pickups were piss-cheap on ebay because the Chinese seller listed them as "libstick pickups". Still going to stick ToneZ on the headstock though.

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

I would buy the poo poo out of that thing if I found it languishing in the dusty corner of a local pawnshop.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
:stare:

I love you.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Sockington posted:

Also, don't order one. Find one in a shop and decide on it.

The two that arrived at my local shop were damaged, so he tossed me $50 back to take the less damaged one if I wanted (had a finish crack on the neck pocket).

Both shipping boxes were pristine and unopened when I got there, so QC took a dump that week clearly.

And "no use for one" pretty much described my year of ownership with it. I'm sure lots of people could find their place for it (guy who bought it from me is putting on light gauge strings to make a B to B baritone with it).

Yeah, all of that is good advice. I have heard the Bass VI horror stories as well, and after my CV50 experience I am pretty firmly in the try before I buy camp.

I also have my heart set on a Casino so I am not really going to be able to afford a VI anytime soon.

W424
Oct 21, 2010

Allen Wren posted:

I visited some family and high-school-era friends last summer, and I found out that the part of the world I did most of my growing up in unironically thought that numetal was an important musical trend and a foundation to be built on. I mean, yes, that's where Breaking Benjamin came from, but like all the local bands I had recordings of played to me and the newer bands they listened to (aside from the one my brother joined, which was described as "weird", probably because it's got a keyboard in it) were in that whole BB/Chevelle/Staind/Shinedown/Disturbed/Godsmack vein.

That's pretty much the worst case scenario.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

W424 posted:

That's pretty much the worst case scenario.

I have a record of one of those bands on my iTunes as a solemn reminder of a shameful period in my music listening history.

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.

Carnaticum posted:

How do you good people feel about 7 and 8 string guitars? I've been looking for a decent 7 string to add to my hated collection, but might end up getting this monstrosity because its so cheap at a place nearby:

http://www.ibanez.co.jp/products/eg_page14.php?year=2014&area_id=2&cat_id=1&series_id=3&data_id=78&color=CL01

e: I would probably string it so that the lowest string was an A#, not an F#

While Ibanez is totally awesome, if you're after a cheapie 7 or 8 it's worth checking out the rondo music store as they have a ridiculous number of options and scale lengths available for 7, 8, 9 and 10 strings. The build quality is pretty decent - I have an Agile Septor 727 and after I got a pro setup job it plays very nicely and is among the best sounding of my guitars.

Ignore the grandad hate.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

I've mentioned this before, and while I don't really care for the most part, sometimes the 'genredad' stuff gets me, probably because I feel so on the spot with it, because I definitely fall into most of the categories, older (nearing 40) guy playing metal/rock (gently caress blues) pretending I'm a rock star or something on the weekends, I dunno.

In all seriousness, when you younger guys are going to see a show, is it weird for you if someone my age is onstage? I've never really paid attention to it (unless it's a gimmick like the baby metal thing or whatever), but I'm curious.

edit: vvvv - ohhhh, well poo poo I'm old and dumb and these inter tubes are confusing as hell get off my drat lawn I've got some djent to make

iostream.h fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 6, 2014

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
genredad doesn't actually play shows or with other people is the joke

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

Dude, iostream, you're actually a working loving musician. That's something that half the people in these threads (including scrublords like me) can only dream about. thingdads are dudes who buy hella gear and only sit around in their office when they're not doing lawyer/doctor/whatever poo poo and play blues licks on $12k of studio-grade equipment.

If you're gigging you're automatically exempt from bluesdad status. Also older people that still rock out own incredibly, so keep on keepin' on. :guitar:

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

muike posted:

genredad doesn't actually play shows or with other people is the joke

"I'm going to spend £4k on an Fender/Gibson/PRS/et all electric guitar that I'm going to play, unamplified, twice a month whilst closing my eyes and making stupid orgasm faces. I'm also going to go on forums and poo poo on everyone who isn't playing what I am playing how I play it. Smug smug smug smug."

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Schpyder posted:

I would buy the poo poo out of that thing if I found it languishing in the dusty corner of a local pawnshop.


umalt posted:

:stare:

I love you.

Not 100% how the body is going to turn out when I apply the varnish, it's weird-rear end wood.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Schpyder posted:

Dude, iostream, you're actually a working loving musician. That's something that half the people in these threads (including scrublords like me) can only dream about. thingdads are dudes who buy hella gear and only sit around in their office when they're not doing lawyer/doctor/whatever poo poo and play blues licks on $12k of studio-grade equipment.

If you're gigging you're automatically exempt from bluesdad status. Also older people that still rock out own incredibly, so keep on keepin' on. :guitar:
Fair enough, and thanks, I appreciate that last bit especially. ;)

Although, I do take issue with the bit about you guys only dreaming about it. I've hit up several folks from over in ML about this and there's a couple that, as a result are apparently gigging fairly regularly (or preparing to). Even had a long chat with a younger guy at the music shop earlier today about it, if you want to go gig, there's no reason not to, it's easy as gently caress and doesn't take a lot of (or 'special') gear or anything.

I've been working on a 'So You Want to Sell Liquor for Bars' thread for a while now and just haven't posted it because I don't know if it's pretentious or something.
But seriously, go forth, make music.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

White Dog Eggs posted:

"I'm going to spend £4k on an Fender/Gibson/PRS/et all electric guitar that I'm going to play, unamplified, twice a month whilst closing my eyes and making stupid orgasm faces. I'm also going to go on forums and poo poo on everyone who isn't playing what I am playing how I play it. Smug smug smug smug."

Bonus for going on forums arguing about tonewood and serial numbers of said guitar.

'Oh you have a studio, how quaint.' :smug:

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

unlawfulsoup posted:

'Oh you have a studio, how quaint.' :smug:

"I bet that sounds great through your TRANSISTOR SOLID-STATE AMPLIFIER. Do you even know what a tube looks like?"

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

White Dog Eggs posted:

"I bet that sounds great through your TRANSISTOR SOLID-STATE AMPLIFIER. Do you even know what a tube looks like?"

Mine is hand built by the indigenous people of Arakakakawa who channel the tone spirits of their fallen ancestors. Only me and Slash's cousin's nephew who knows Eric Clapton has one.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Concatenation posted:

While Ibanez is totally awesome, if you're after a cheapie 7 or 8 it's worth checking out the rondo music store as they have a ridiculous number of options and scale lengths available for 7, 8, 9 and 10 strings. The build quality is pretty decent - I have an Agile Septor 727 and after I got a pro setup job it plays very nicely and is among the best sounding of my guitars.

Ignore the grandad hate.
I'm happy this site hasn't changed in ten years.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

unlawfulsoup posted:

Mine is hand built by the indigenous people of Arakakakawa who channel the tone spirits of their fallen ancestors. Only me and Slash's cousin's nephew who knows Eric Clapton has one.

Each of my tubes is cyrogenically frozen using only the finest liquid nitrogen from specially tone-tapped tanks made from pre-ww2 metal made from sunken U-Boats (universally revered for their tone-shaping abilities) and audio calibrated using naturally occurring magnetic fossilised boar tusks.

I actually felt dirty typing that out.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

White Dog Eggs posted:

Each of my tubes is cyrogenically frozen using only the finest liquid nitrogen from specially tone-tapped tanks made from pre-ww2 metal made from sunken U-Boats (universally revered for their tone-shaping abilities) and audio calibrated using naturally occurring magnetic fossilised boar tusks.

I actually felt dirty typing that out.

Cryogenically treated, ha, that is so 2003. Mine are superheated to demagnetize the ionic bonds...

Yeah, this is awful.

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

How 3D and hi fi does it sound now?

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

fappenmeister posted:

How 3D and hi fi does it sound now?

Like SRV is in the room wailing with me.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

http://i.imgur.com/jDjCSZD.jpg
This better be a built in metronome.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

When I was assembling the cables for my expression pedals and external switches for my MIDI controller it took FOREVER to find the properly maintained McIntosh receivers that I required to strip the quality wiring from.

The heathens over at TGP said it wouldn't matter, that it was a 'digital' signal and just needed to pass simple, non-audio information, but I know.

I KNOW...

JohnnySmitch
Oct 20, 2004

Don't touch me there - Noone has that right.
I finally got around to building one of those SUPER HARD ON clones that everyone seemed to be going wild for forever ago in the thread -


Gotta admit - this thing is pretty :rad:

Any other super cool fairly simple circuits I should check out? I had a lot of fun putting this one together.

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

make a fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

White Dog Eggs posted:

I saw Godsmack live in Birmingham years and years ago. They were terrible and a fat 40-something woman threw up near me then glomped me and screaming "BLESSED BE" in my ear with her puke-breath. Also she whipped her tit out at me later in the evening. It was not appealing.


This "chuck poo poo I've got lying around together" guitar is looking surprisingly ok;



(apologies for the poo poo picture, the light in this house is terrible and I'm too cheap to buy a decent camera)

Everything on that body is pure 'B' stock. Huge scratch on the control plate, the bridge has rust-spots on it, the jack plug came off a horrible cheap guitar that was beyond saving and the pickups were piss-cheap on ebay because the Chinese seller listed them as "libstick pickups". Still going to stick ToneZ on the headstock though.
Cheap chinese pickups provide superior tone by emulating the naïveté of pickup makers of old, back when people were still experimenting and blindly feeling their way around these new concepts. Sure, it can be hit and miss, but when you think about it, they're actually the new vintage.

That guitar looks sweet btw, don't like tele headstocks but flat necked dc's are awesome.

iostream.h posted:

I've mentioned this before, and while I don't really care for the most part, sometimes the 'genredad' stuff gets me, probably because I feel so on the spot with it, because I definitely fall into most of the categories, older (nearing 40) guy playing metal/rock (gently caress blues) pretending I'm a rock star or something on the weekends, I dunno.

In all seriousness, when you younger guys are going to see a show, is it weird for you if someone my age is onstage? I've never really paid attention to it (unless it's a gimmick like the baby metal thing or whatever), but I'm curious.

edit: vvvv - ohhhh, well poo poo I'm old and dumb and these inter tubes are confusing as hell get off my drat lawn I've got some djent to make
goontar pretty much exempts you from being a genredad by itself, as does the hilarious thing with that band who got upset about you using an axe fx, and the stuff people mentioned previously.

iostream.h posted:

Even had a long chat with a younger guy at the music shop earlier today about it, if you want to go gig, there's no reason not to, it's easy as gently caress and doesn't take a lot of (or 'special') gear or anything.
There are like 5 drummers out here so a band starting out has trouble getting together to jam with one because they're already jamming/gigging with the 7 bands they're already in every day of the week.
As I said though, I have a plan, just have to ask the one drummer I know personally about it.

Allen Wren posted:

I visited some family and high-school-era friends last summer, and I found out that the part of the world I did most of my growing up in unironically thought that numetal was an important musical trend and a foundation to be built on. I mean, yes, that's where Breaking Benjamin came from, but like all the local bands I had recordings of played to me and the newer bands they listened to (aside from the one my brother joined, which was described as "weird", probably because it's got a keyboard in it) were in that whole BB/Chevelle/Staind/Shinedown/Disturbed/Godsmack vein.
Just let out the biggest uggggggggggggh irl

Nostalgic Pushead fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Nov 6, 2014

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Allen Wren posted:

I visited some family and high-school-era friends last summer, and I found out that the part of the world I did most of my growing up in unironically thought that numetal was an important musical trend and a foundation to be built on. I mean, yes, that's where Breaking Benjamin came from, but like all the local bands I had recordings of played to me and the newer bands they listened to (aside from the one my brother joined, which was described as "weird", probably because it's got a keyboard in it) were in that whole BB/Chevelle/Staind/Shinedown/Disturbed/Godsmack vein.

it's like that in australia, only replace numetal with metalcore

it's hell

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

JohnnySmitch posted:

I finally got around to building one of those SUPER HARD ON clones that everyone seemed to be going wild for forever ago in the thread -


Gotta admit - this thing is pretty :rad:

Any other super cool fairly simple circuits I should check out? I had a lot of fun putting this one together.

You can make other boosts, like the Stratoblaster/LPB-1 circuit, Beavis' Audio's Trotsky Drive, a killswitch, or a kickin rad can of beads

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ThePutty posted:

replace numetal with metalcore

I don't even want to know what the negligible difference is

the names are stupid enough

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't even want to know what the negligible difference is

the names are stupid enough

basically mix lovely thrash with numetal

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

JohnnySmitch posted:

I finally got around to building one of those SUPER HARD ON clones that everyone seemed to be going wild for forever ago in the thread -


Gotta admit - this thing is pretty :rad:

Any other super cool fairly simple circuits I should check out? I had a lot of fun putting this one together.

Put two together and make a Super-Duper 2-in-1.

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

ThePutty posted:

it's like that in australia, only replace numetal with metalcore

it's hell

metalcore isn't quite as common as that in perth but in guitarist fb groups every day there's people looking for band members and it's always "yeah we're a metal band influenced by [list of bands of which 80% are the same as all the previous posts]."

Went to fix coil rub in my old australian 2x12, pulled out the working speaker for comparison and in the process a huge chunk of the speaker cone tore out. Pretty pissed at myself right now, patching it up with tissue paper and mod podge but I'm going to need to get a recone (they supposedly have alnico magnets and sound really really nice so if it's not more expensive than replacing them I'd rather do that).

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Sleepflower posted:

I'm going to need to get a recone (they supposedly have alnico magnets and sound really really nice so if it's not more expensive than replacing them I'd rather do that).
Brevity: Good plan.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Dr. Faustus posted:

Brevity: Good plan.

dr. faustus: scroll past

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

ThePutty posted:

basically mix lovely thrash with numetal

I now have chugga chuggas in my head, broken by harmonics on the guitar, and autotuned clean vocal parts. gently caress.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


fappenmeister posted:

I now have chugga chuggas in my head, broken by harmonics on the guitar, and autotuned clean vocal parts. gently caress.

i don't know if you've heard metalcore or not but this is absolutely 100% accurate, i'm not even kidding

the only thing missing is the occasional lovely metal scream every now and again

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

ThePutty posted:

i don't know if you've heard metalcore or not but this is absolutely 100% accurate, i'm not even kidding

the only thing missing is the occasional lovely metal scream every now and again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

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unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Thanks, I needed to end the night with something truly abominable.

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