Beeswax posted:

No one cares

Gils posted:

I don't know it sounds like people care a lot

Kyrie eleison posted:

I merely interpret the text as it is. The alternative is to say, "God didn't really do this, it was a mistaken human addition to the Bible." But that is a road that allows one to undermine the whole Bible, or whatever parts you dislike, and also defeats the purpose of trying to understand the intended meaning of ancient religious texts in a purely scholarly way. Or one can say, "God changed his mind later," but that contradicts crucial doctrine that God does not change, and implies God had faulty and evil views. Some say, "it is a progressive revelation," but this still doesn't really explain why God ordered genocide. Others say, "God is an evil fascist and if he does exist, I will not worship him," but I have more respect for my Creator and Savior than that. And others say, "The whole thing is irrelevant, because God does not exist," but this is nonsensical because God obviously exists.

Suppose God is a fascist; what, then, can we learn about fascism?

Gils posted:

I don't know it sounds like people care a lot

Male Man posted:

No one important cares.

Shwqa posted:

Yeah but it is not like anyone important is reading this thread.

Chichevache posted:

My mother says that I'm important.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

She says that to everyone, trust me.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No, you misheard her--she said "impotent" when she was talking to you.

scalded schlong posted:

Why are you all so cripplingly autistic

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ah, range memories.

Well that sure is a forest fire we started back there.

Yep.

I'm taking a nap, wake me up whenever range control gets out here.

scalded schlong posted:

Why are you all so cripplingly autistic

GWBBQ posted:

The rocket is supposed to be on fire. It's a safety feature.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I'm the middle-aged janitor who comes in and starts dutifully mopping up the cum. The set lights have been turned off, the men all gone. Only the actress remains, unmoved, uncleaned, gently sobbing while contemplating the choices she made that led to this moment.

I shuffle over to her. She doesn't acknowledge my presence. I unzip and begin soundlessly jerking my unimpressive cock. I sense the inevitable and aim towards her now crusty face. The load falls well short, landing somewhere near her shin.

I sniff and clear my throat. She still doesn't acknowledge me. I zip up and resume mopping.

Literally The Worst posted:

You act like half of my family didn't hate the fact that I read comics and didn't spend 12 years trying to push me to be this brilliant little whatever.

penismightier posted:

It's like you're tumbling through puberty in reverse, one post at a time.

echoplex posted:

Benjamin Butthole.

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

No need for name calling. I just find it amusing that Cosby is some infallible icon and accusing him of such crimes is a no no.

NESguerilla posted:

Bill Cosby raped my thread

Rambling Robot posted:

Kids say the darndest things.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

"hey this five year old asked for superhero comics, what should i get him?"

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!! don't get him comics, do you want him to turn into a nerd? get him a baseball so instead he grows up to moderate an internet forum"

Shwqa posted:

Yeah but it is not like anyone important is reading this thread.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

you have just inserted the nostalgia dildo, deeper into my rear end

Gatts posted:

Then we are clearly going rear end TO rear end while the rest of BSS eggs us on.

scalded schlong posted:

Why are you all so cripplingly autistic

My Lovely Horse posted:

I kinda want this to be clever quotes by funny people and not just a shittier version of the goonlulz thread from this point on.

Nothappy Notfun posted:

If I ever rape someone, I'm going to whisper in their ear, "I'm doing this because you remind me of TwistedLadder", and it will be hilarious. Then I will put my thumbs through their loving eyes so my neckbeard will be the last thing they ever see.

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Nothappy Notfun posted:

In the past six months I've gone from thinking that casual sexism was really bad and that people should be more polite on the internet even if it meant fewer funni joeks were to be had to sincerely wanting to rape people out of spite. I have this thread to thank! You have inspired me! I dedicate all my potential future rapes to you.

Nothappy Notfun posted:

Seriously imagine holding someone down and slowly pressing your thumb into their eye until it pops.

Nothappy Notfun posted:

The only thing funnier than raping adult women is raping little boys.

Arctic Bunny posted:

Speaking of challenging yourself

quote:

also: actually yea you can change it because theres a social stigma around disabled people that youve been taught to find less attractive than academically able people and you can unlearn it. its not just about “not pissing people off” its about not being ableist. finding disability to be less attractive than academic ability is ableist

Emphasis mine

Tamerlame posted:

If you don't masturbate to downs syndrome every day you're a real shitlord.

Evilreaver posted:

I always wanted my first time to be special

Dr Scoofles posted:

I'm certainly not a historian and I bet you know far more than me on this so I concede that I'm probably wrong... but I remember reading some history boffin who said there is nothing to suggest thumbs were involved at all, but lots of images survive of gladiators using their finger to plead for mercy.






One of these images even has a gladiator appealing to a referee for a decision, which makes me laugh as having a ref step in to score points seems really alien to our idea of what gladiatorial combat was like.

Morpheus posted:

I just like to think that those gladiators are flipping off various people.

FishMist posted:

"those of us who are about die, tell you to go gently caress yourself"

a false posted:

*looks down at hands to see insect limbs* holy crap lois

Phone posted:

Jonny 290 posted:

their delivery radius is enormous

wesley snypes posted:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

somebody should make a time capsule full of used needles and condoms

Augmented Dickey posted:

they buried amy winehouse like 3 years ago dude

VanSandman posted:

I've never understood why the pity-gently caress is a thing. Pity is close to being the least arousing emotion I can imagine.

Bad Bromance posted:

Some folks just need a dick-me-up when they're feeling down

theflyingorc posted:

If Wilson was sticking his head out of a doggy door because he's suddenly found himself in a Marx Brothers movie, and every time he stuck his head out Harpo kicked him in the chin, the solution would be to back away from the door and re-assess his options, not start firing wildly through the opening.

My Face When posted:

The C.O.S.B.Y system.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Casting call
Offer job
Slip the Roofie
Bone zone
Years later, just shake head

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I'm sure someone with more talent will do it better but you should get the gist.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Friend Zone

Al Cowens posted:

Lately, a lot of fowl games have been released on Steam. This has ruffled a lot of feathers, and with good reason, as there are some real birdbrains making videogames nowadays. But I'm talon you, this isn't one of those, this game is eggcellent. You might fink people just buy it for ironic purposes, but it's eggshelly a very good game. The premise may make you worried that the game's a bit of an odd duck - a human gull going to a school for birds? To call that "realistic" would be ostrich, so a lot of peeps might wonder how the flock that can make for a fun game. But if you give it a chance and carrion with it, you'll discover that it is well written, with a migrate cast of characters. You're bound to have a pheasant time with this, and even if you're still hesitant, you should swallow your pride and buy the game on a lark (it's not that expensive, so don't worry about the bill), and you'll discover an impeckable game with hours of replay value. So just spend some cash from your nest egg, and from heron out you won't egret your perchase. You'll have a hoot, guaranteed.

Volume posted:

eggshelly

Mans posted:

why is the new PYF mod locking threads at random?

i fear for this thread

Volume posted:

Because they are bloated and fat. If you want it back just make a new one.

Mans posted:

why is the new PYF mod locking threads at random?

i fear for this thread

oldpainless posted:

Your evidence?