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Who orders pizza for single meals? Pizza is perfectly good reheated and can be really economical if you eat it for dinner a couple nights a week, or even take it to work and nuke it. Oven to 375, put it on a baking sheet without letting it preheat, take out in 8-10 minutes. It's like it was just delivered, probably even better. Lasts about 5 days in the fridge. Goons find the weirdest poo poo to freak out about.
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Pizza is an exercise in how to preserve food. It's salty, greasy, low moisture food, cooked to a very high temperature and put into a container that absorbs moisture. If you were so inclined, you could just leave it in the box for a few days, unrefrigerated. I wouldn't advise it, but in theory it would be perfectly safe to eat Unless you get real pizza with vegetables and fresh mozzarella, that is
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Nov 29, 2014 20:25
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If you reheat leftover pizza the pineapples get all soggy
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Nov 30, 2014 00:11
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Super Waffle posted:Also the price per unit area of pizza gets cheaper as the diameter increases. You get more value from an 18" pizza than you would a 12": I always consider this when ordering pizza. I weigh 824 pounds. I don't think those two things are related. The Door Frame posted:Pizza is an exercise in how to preserve food. It's salty, greasy, low moisture food, cooked to a very high temperature and put into a container that absorbs moisture. If you were so inclined, you could just leave it in the box for a few days, unrefrigerated. I wouldn't advise it, but in theory it would be perfectly safe to eat I do this all the time. Due to the pi*r^2 calculation, above, it generally takes me several days to eat all the pizza. It sits in the box on the counter until gone. It has not killed me, so far.
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Nov 30, 2014 01:22
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This is a dumb as gently caress derail, but I like that knife.
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Nov 30, 2014 02:08
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Super Waffle posted:Also the price per unit area of pizza gets cheaper as the diameter increases. You get more value from an 18" pizza than you would a 12": This article makes me irrationally angry. quote:One day last year, an engineer and I went to a pizza place for lunch. The engineer told me he wasn't very hungry, but he said he was going to get the 12-inch medium instead of the 8-inch small — because the medium was more than twice as big as the small, and it cost only a little bit more. This sort of blew my mind. 
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Nov 30, 2014 02:22
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Straight from reddit/r/lifeprotips: "If you have pets or something furry in your household, fold your clothes inside out to prevent the hairs clinging to the visible side."
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Nov 30, 2014 03:29
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homewrecker posted:Straight from reddit/r/lifeprotips: Huh I just put my clothes away after I fold them.
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Nov 30, 2014 03:34
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Don't piss in your pantry lest your pasta be pissy. LIFE HACKED!!
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Nov 30, 2014 04:04
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homewrecker posted:Straight from reddit/r/lifeprotips: Grea, now I have pet hair all over the inside of my clothes.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:12
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Lifehack: don't pile your clothes on the floor like a animal and make use of a closet, dresser, or armoir!
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Nov 30, 2014 05:21
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karl fungus posted:There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross. New Leaf posted:Who orders pizza for single meals? Magic Hate Ball posted:Grea, now I have pet hair all over the inside of my clothes.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:25
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Grea, now I have pet hair all over the inside of my clothes. Yeah, but think of all the time and money you would save by not having to buy and use a lint roller! Definitely worth the sanity you're going to lose from being unbearably itchy every day. Life status: hacked
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Nov 30, 2014 05:35
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cobalt impurity posted:Lifehack: don't pile your clothes on the floor like a animal and make use of a closet, dresser, or armoir! Wake up put ur clothes on the bed. Time for bed, put ur clothes on the chair. #lifehacked
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Nov 30, 2014 06:13
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Totally normal scenarios that result in leftover pizza, much to the shock and distaste of foreign goons: - Order pizza for yourself, eat part of it, save the rest for later - Order large pizza for your family because it's $1 more expensive and twice the size of a medium - Order several pizzas for a group of friends, estimate high - Attend a work meeting that orders pizza for lunch and estimates way too high, take some home for dinner
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Nov 30, 2014 06:17
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Life Hacker Finds One Weird Tip For Pizza Opinions! Goons Hate Him!
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Nov 30, 2014 07:08
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Antifreeze Head posted:Shouldn't you just keep the pizza for the four days it takes you to eat it? Ulillillia is too beautiful for this world.
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Nov 30, 2014 08:27
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Tiggum posted:
I don't think i've ever in my life ordered pizza and not had any left over for the next day.
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Nov 30, 2014 12:37
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Wandle Cax posted:I don't think i've ever in my life ordered pizza and not had any left over for the next day. There's a difference between ordering pizza for dinner and having some left over for breakfast, and deliberately ordering more pizzas than you need so you can eat it for dinner another day as well though.
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Nov 30, 2014 13:33
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Nov 30, 2014 14:26
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Not that I don't use pillows, because I do, but... Pillows are loving gross. Try not to think too much about pillows.
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Nov 30, 2014 14:47
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"the sun will absorb moisture"  Pretty sure all it's gonna do is make your pillow warm. The sun ain't absorbing poo poo.
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Nov 30, 2014 15:00
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They got that backwards, it's not going to plump the pillow up. Instead you'll end up coming back to a plump cat on the pillow
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Nov 30, 2014 15:02
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karl fungus posted:There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross. This statement is so, so wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIJNaA-JNA
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Nov 30, 2014 15:09
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Who the hell reheats pizza? Cold left over pizza is on the same level as cold leftover fried chicken. Which is awesome. Refrigerator pizza and chicken always
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Nov 30, 2014 16:44
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SaltLick posted:Who the hell reheats pizza? People who haven't managed to stockholm syndrome their own tastebuds out of pure laziness, I guess
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Nov 30, 2014 16:45
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RandomFerret posted:People who haven't managed to stockholm syndrome their own tastebuds out of pure laziness, I guess Don't taste shame my buds. They're sensitive.
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Nov 30, 2014 18:42
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Yes let's have another pointless argument about which foods to like.
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Nov 30, 2014 18:44
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PYF Life Hack: Divert any conversation by talking about food pet peeves, good for distracting jail guards, hostage-takers, and comedy-film policemen.
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Nov 30, 2014 18:51
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Cold fried chicken is superior to cold pizza
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Nov 30, 2014 19:27
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I like to half nuke leftover pizza. Some parts lava hot while the rest is ice cold. Its yumtastic.
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Nov 30, 2014 20:00
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I've found Chinese Takeout to also work well as cold leftovers in the morning.
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Nov 30, 2014 20:20
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Nice derail, but let's talk lifehacks.
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Nov 30, 2014 20:31
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But does it work with mints you made yourself out of toothpaste?
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Nov 30, 2014 20:44
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Noyemi K posted:Nice derail, but let's talk lifehacks. If you put lacquer on it, that could work. But that is more of an art project than a lifehack. Course the lifehack doesn't say that, so enjoy the world's stickiest plate. And pox on people that fill their candy jar with lovely mints.
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Nov 30, 2014 20:44
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Shwqa posted:If you put lacquer on it, that could work. But that is more of an art project than a lifehack. Course the lifehack doesn't say that, so enjoy the world's stickiest plate. The hack actually tells you to break up the plate and use it as mints again after, so lacquer would be a bad idea. Either way those are going to be the shittiest mints imaginable, what with the fingerprints, smears and crumbs from whatever was on the "plate".
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Nov 30, 2014 21:08
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Don't do this. In general you should never put feather/down pillows, duvets or comforters out in the sun. It'll dry out the down and make the pillow even shittier, flatter and generally void your warrenty if you have expensive beddings. True lifehack: If you must dry it outside, do it in the shade (but not while it's raining !). And if you use a dryer, throw a few clean tennis balls or plastic balls in the dryer to shake the duvet or pillow properly. It'll be fluffy again. 
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Nov 30, 2014 21:36
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"the sun will absorb moisture" Calor flows from the Sun into the pillow and displaces the moisture.
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Nov 30, 2014 21:44
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Serious life hack from my sister: food stuck in your teeth but no toothpick? Pull out a hair from the back of your head and use it as floss. #grosshack. When confronted about the gross factor she insisted that now I know about it I will use it some day. I pass this curse on to goons.
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HungryMedusa posted:Serious life hack from my sister: food stuck in your teeth but no toothpick? Pull out a hair from the back of your head and use it as floss. #grosshack. When confronted about the gross factor she insisted that now I know about it I will use it some day. I pass this curse on to goons. I use staples, but thanks for the idea
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