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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mans posted:

but what if people are taking advantage of the "oh everyone fakeposts nowdays" to be brutally honest about how much of a fuckup they really are while writting in a deeply ironic way knowing that most people won't take them seriously while one or two good souls will give sound advice, effectively obtaining the help they need while also pretending to be in on the joke all along?

Oh gently caress how long have you known???

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Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:

Scyron posted:

I feel platting a game gets me the most value for the money I spent on it. I know everyone has their own sense of value for gaming, but I look at it as basic math, like ~$200 I spent on GTA5 (PS3/PS4) divided by like 400+ hours I have invested in both the PS3 and PS4 versions, equaling to about $0.50 an hour for entertainment. I also use it as a metric for franchises I really enjoy, Silent Hill, Ace Combat, Dead Space or Uncharted.

There are other games like Trine 2 CS and Vanquish I try for the platinum because it is legit hard, and feels like a real accomplishment and reward, in itself. Othertimes I like getting a 100% just because it is easy, either as a PSN+ giveaway or is something like Unfinished swan or Flower, where doing 300% on Vita/PS3/PS4 is pretty drat fun.

I won't lie, I am not going to beat myself up over trying to go back and finish CoD:Blops or The Evil Within. Then there are some games like Silent Hill downpour I would love to plat but I don't have a functioning ps3 to play it on, and therefore might remain at 70% forever. :(


My worst platinum is Man vs Wild but you see, I actually really enjoy the show so... (it is terrible)


:(

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mans posted:

but what if people are taking advantage of the "oh everyone fakeposts nowdays" to be brutally honest about how much of a fuckup they really are while writting in a deeply ironic way knowing that most people won't take them seriously while one or two good souls will give sound advice, effectively obtaining the help they need while also pretending to be in on the joke all along?

Because no matter how much you fake post, there will always be people dumb enough to believe it.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

People who get tons of satisfaction out of slogging through ask the items on a checklist make me really, really sad.

This person could have learned a new language in the time he spent getting 100% on GTAV on a second system, after he had already seen literally all the game's content on the first one.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

theflyingorc posted:

People who get tons of satisfaction out of slogging through ask the items on a checklist make me really, really sad.

This person could have learned a new language in the time he spent getting 100% on GTAV on a second system, after he had already seen literally all the game's content on the first one.

COunterpoint: video games are pretty good

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

titties posted:

COunterpoint: video games are pretty good
Antipoint: everything that makes video games good is forcibly extracted and discarded by what the guy in the quote does.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

She reaaaaaly sucking it in

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I too am emotionally affected by people doing things that aren't productive. Why, instead of playing videogames in ways that I do not personally enjoy, he could have learned a new language, or written a novel, or built a house, which are all things every person is capable of.

It saddens me that the youth today would waste their time so.

now i must return to reading PYF SA forums and shitposting well bye

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Am I my brother's keeper? Should I tell him what games to play and how? Hmmmmm, probably not.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i can assure you i am very fun

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Minarch posted:

I too am emotionally affected by people doing things that aren't productive. Why, instead of playing videogames in ways that I do not personally enjoy, he could have learned a new language, or written a novel, or built a house, which are all things every person is capable of.

It saddens me that the youth today would waste their time so.

now i must return to reading PYF SA forums and shitposting well bye

Idgi.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
He's saying that it's nobody's business what someone does in their free time and that it's unreasonable to expect the person to drop their unused hours into learning a foreign language instead of entertaining themselves. And he would have a point, were the person in question not literally sinking days' worth of time into the Man vs. Wild video game's most trivial minutiae (by design) solely in order to optimize the game's dollars spent:hours played ratio. I mean, for some of these games, he isn't even playing them for fun at this stage; he's a literal slave to his own bullshit metric of "value for money".

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
i don't actually have anything to say, i'm just trying to maximize my :10bux:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

How much loving time are people spending playing video games that they have no time for anything else? Jesus.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How much loving time are people spending playing video games that they have no time for anything else? Jesus.

Well they just posted in here, ask them!

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Literally Kermit posted:

Well they just posted in here, ask them!

Also, at 50c / hour their time is cheap so you could probably ask more questions to get bang for your buck.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Turtlicious posted:

Because no matter how much you fake post, there will always be people dumb enough to believe it.

Counterpoint: Elliot Rodgers.

People this pathetic actually do exist.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

What, no Johnny Five Aces?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Throwdini posted:

Superman is also weak towards magic but you wouldn't know that because you're just talking out of your rear end. Voted 1.

Otto von Ruthless posted:

Superman you've foiled my plans yet again!

But wait!

Is this your card?

Unrelated:

Skeleton King posted:

im kinda what you'd call a 'sniffer'

see, it all started when i was like a freshmen in highschool and my bestfriend was like 'dude i just fingered my gf wanna smelltz?' and he held up two fignats to me

so i smelled um

it smelled gross (it was pussy though) and it kind of set me on a jounry. i laughed a lil and said 'gross dude' and i actually felt that way but lemme tell you once you smell pussy you kinda get obessed with it

so i kept thinkin about it, it was gross but alluring. its kinda like when youre little and your tooth hurts cuz its gonna fall out but you cant help but tounge it- the pain feels too good

thats what pussy is like to me

so they go this synthetic pussy stuff right? http://www.vulva-original.com/vulva-perfume.htm

that was a godsend to me lemme tell you it smelled *almost* like the real thing and when youre 15 thats enough

i bought loads of the stuff and eventually i learned how to make it myself from a guide on an imageboard. YES! i wouldnt have to tell my parents that i was getting antoher game or something and quickly hide the package away

like i said, i was loving obsessed with this stuff. i'd like dip a rag into my homegrown pussywater and then just kind of set it on my face and listen to some pink floyd and chill

i made loads of it and i'd always carry it with me, at first in like a small little vial i'd smell it at school- id do the same trick with the rag but it was my sleeve and it was just a dab so i could like rest my head on my wrist during a lecture and just lose myself in the scent

so i'd fill my vial up from the big mason jar of the poo poo i hid under my bed and would use it throuhout the day (usually the vial would last through the day but i started using it more and more and it got crazy used up)

one day i like lost my vial on the bus and im not gonna ask the busdriver if she found my fake pussy juice back lol loving idiot i was because i lost it after school and i didnt have anymore vials onhand

at home this was fine because i didnt use the vial, but i NEEDED it for school but I couldnt get one quickly

so i took the big mason jar of it to school with me, no big deal right?

so during class id leave to go to the bathroom, but what I was really doin was fillin a rag that i brought with thejar (just a little though) that i kept in my pack

it all worked well, but at the end of the day i grabbed my backpack and head down the hall to wait for my bus and some guy clipped me by accident and I fell backwards

the jar loving broke

the hallway was fuckin PACKED and almost immidiately i the smell filled the small expanse of the hallway- and everyone noticed.

everyone was lookin at my too cause i fell. it was leaking out of my 'pack and the smell was EVERYWHERE

people started pointing at me and poo poo and I felt the wet pussywater against my butt and my backpack and everyone starting call me a gross freak and the worst part was that i had a rock hard boner throughout the entire thing because it smelled like pussy everywhere

i was known as 'pussyboy' for the rest of my school career- nobody hung out with me and even the teachers didnt like talking to me and now im also really into humiliation porn

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Hydrolith posted:

Bassketball

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

This reminds me that Glenn Howerton was almost cast as Starlord in GotG.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Minarch posted:

I too am emotionally affected by people doing things that aren't productive. Why, instead of playing videogames in ways that I do not personally enjoy, he could have learned a new language, or written a novel, or built a house, which are all things every person is capable of.

It saddens me that the youth today would waste their time so.

now i must return to reading PYF SA forums and shitposting well bye

I friggin love videogames but lol off you don't think that person should probably get professional help for their obsession with getting platinum trophies, which are for babies

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


theflyingorc posted:

I friggin love videogames but lol off you don't think that person should probably get professional help for their obsession with getting platinum trophies, which are for babies

I do sometimes play with the goal of getting achievements, but if I don't get one or don't manage to 100% a game, I'm not going to kill myself trying to get there. :wtc:

Anyway, this just showed up in the Tumblr thread:

Mak0rz posted:

so beautiful

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How much loving time are people spending playing video games that they have no time for anything else? Jesus.

Literally Kermit posted:

Well they just posted in here, ask them!

i'll answer any videogame related query you have. after all. i am a videogames

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Kimmalah posted:

I do sometimes play with the goal of getting achievements, but if I don't get one or don't manage to 100% a game, I'm not going to kill myself trying to get there. :wtc:

Anyway, this just showed up in the Tumblr thread:

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Awful Quotes 6: THIS IS A HORSE DILDO

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Whatev posted:

Haha if periods were just blood I've be straight vampin on girls. catch a whiff at the club, creep up nosferatu style and pray they ain't stuffed their pussy with garlic to ward me off.

Unfortunately the truth is smellier and chewier than that

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
For context, this is for SS13 and the CE is the Chief Engineer.

amuayse posted:

Why is the Particle Accelerator pointing into CE's bedroom



Bonfire Lit posted:

the best part of waking up is protons in your gut

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Kimmalah posted:

Anyway, this just showed up in the Tumblr thread:
Holy poo poo, someone posted something funny in the Tumblr thread? How did they find time in between everyone competing to be the most 'un-PC' and edgy poster?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



TetsuoTW posted:

Holy poo poo, someone posted something funny in the Tumblr thread? How did they find time in between everyone competing to be the most 'un-PC' and edgy poster?

Posting lots of words there is bad, but there's hilarious stuff if you just look at the posts that are full of screenshots.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Discendo Vox posted:

It's not going to be accurate to say there's "a" Marxist anything- as a big tent political theory with a lot of conflicting offshoots, Marxism will contain arguments on both sides of all issues.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

When I said Marxist I meant it in the most literal sense possible, as in what Marx wrote about it.
Sadly, the second post didn't get full page of :drat: :owned: reactions, even though it fully deserved them.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
No it didn't.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i have no idea what's even happening in that exchange, the second quote isn't even a response to the first one, they're both responding to the same post (that you left out)

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
And what is drat! About it anyway?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Alouicious posted:

i have no idea what's even happening in that exchange
I tried to clarify this exchange a bit, but it's extremely clear as it stands. I added some emoticons and bbcode to help you out.

Discendo Vox posted:

It's not going to be accurate to say there's "a" Marxist anything- as a big tent political theory with a lot of conflicting offshoots, Marxism will contain arguments on both sides of all issues.
:goonsay: :spergin:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

When I said Marxist I meant it in the most literal sense possible, as in what Marx actually wrote on the subject, [you enormous dipshit]
Does that help?

...

Edit - that's literally a stdh story Political Science students trade about that time they totally owned a dumb rear end professor, except it actually happened.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

stop trying to get us to praise your unfunny parachute account, [you enormous dipshit].

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Xander77 posted:

Edit - that's literally a stdh story Political Science students trade about that time they totally owned a dumb rear end professor, except it actually happened.

The poster's name?
Iosif Stalin.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I liked the post Xander

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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fatherboxx posted:

The poster's name?
Iosif Stalin.

There's a parody of that marine thing but with Beria vs a Trotskist teacher and it's amazing but i can't find it anywhere.

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