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quote:The F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, asked by reporters in December why it was taking so long, said: “I can’t say. I mean, I guess I could say, but I won’t say.”
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Jan 12, 2015 06:42
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Like I said in the Current Events thread, lol if you think Petraeus is going down for this. DOJ is way too busy prosecuting whistleblowers to waste their time on someone connected whose sole motivation for leaking classified was profit and getting his dick wet.
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Jan 12, 2015 06:57
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iyaayas01 posted:Like I said in the Current Events thread, lol if you think Petraeus is going down for this. DOJ is way too busy prosecuting whistleblowers to waste their time on someone connected whose sole motivation for leaking classified was profit and getting his dick wet. Pretty sure those are both legit reasons to leak classified, I'm ok with it.
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Jan 12, 2015 08:54
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lightpole posted:Pretty sure those are both legit reasons to leak classified, I'm ok with it. Shouldn't the legacy of queen of dependapottamouses Holly Petraeus go in the "don't join the military here's how you'll gently caress up" resource thread
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Jan 12, 2015 09:03
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Cojawfee posted:They make L shaped ribbon racks so the ribbons can be seen around the lapel. He had too many ribbons for that
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not caring here posted:Then you got them racing around on quad bikes on the road like a bunch of idiots who have never ridden 4 wheelers. I personally saw a loving crazy rollover where a dude rolled it over with some speed, and the quad rolled over him, and either he hung on or it dragged him back up and flung him about 8 feet up in the air ragdoll style. He hit the ground in a bad way, I doubt he's armying anything anymore. Quad bikes are the bane of 20-year olds. Especially the juicier 500cc's and up. Hell, I'm even tempted to break my neck myself each time I ride one and I'm old as gently caress. Fast, fun and will roll at nothing. At least an arctic cat has a low center mass. Thank god.
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Jan 12, 2015 10:46
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The military is like daycare with guns and explosives.
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Jan 12, 2015 10:50
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Sjurygg posted:The military is like daycare with guns and explosives. The military. Removing the care from daycare.
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From way back.Dr. Jamming posted:This seemed like the place to post/ask: Would they kick someone out for turning tricks? Probably. Would a girl be turning tricks in basic? Probably not. Unless she was turning tricks with the DIs. You can have sister flights but the actual Barracks bays are not co-ed.* * - Circa 2001 Air Force Basic Training.
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Retarded double amputee vet hates his family so much he volunteers to scrub toilets in Israelquote:Mast returned home at the end of that summer determined to do something to strengthen the Jewish state. “I wanted to make my own show of support,” he explains. “What I was looking for wasn’t a Tweet message that I support Israel.” quote:This isn’t an especially convenient time for Mast to take on extra tasks. Brianna is expecting their third child in a few weeks. Instead of being deterred and postponing his plans, Mast is heading for Israel right away to volunteer. He leaves January 10 and will return home soon before the baby is born. “If I want to do something, I never doubt my ability to do it,” he explains. “I just jump in and get it done.” quote:A former soldier, Mast says he understands there are unglamorous things that need to get done in the military. “Floors need to be swept, boots need to be cleaned, engines need to be maintained and things like that – if I can help with anything, I’m happy to do it.”
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Jan 13, 2015 14:47
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I almost want to make a joke about hiring a dude who had both legs and part of his hand amputated by explosives, to train your employees in handling explosives.. But I just kinda figure it would be in bad taste.
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Jan 13, 2015 15:10
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Genocide Tendency posted:I almost want to make a joke about hiring a dude who had both legs and part of his hand amputated by explosives, to train your employees in handling explosives.. But I just kinda figure it would be in bad taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPTPe33PQY&t=35s
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Genocide Tendency posted:From way back. Here's how to get laid in Air Force basic training during the mid-90s. Instead of working in the chow hall, my side job in basic was working at the mental health office. I'd sit in a room all day, watching TV and I could buy soda and snacks from the vending machine in the break room. When a basic trainee that had to take a mental health test or needed to see one of the doctors was done, another guy from my flight and I would have to walk them back to their squadron. One of these days was packed with trainees doing their tests, so it turned into my partner and I having to split up to get everyone back, and this went on until around 8 pm. So not only were we walking around Lackland solo but we were also missing our Lackland Lazers. It was late enough that nobody was really out. I just had some guy yell from his car a couple blocks away that I needed my Lazer. So to get laid, you need to be working at that office on a really busy day that extends into darkness, and then end up having to take one crazy girl back to her squadron without anyone else, because you dropped everyone else off in the group off along the way, and she has to be horny as hell. She was hitting on me the entire walk, in front of everyone else, saying poo poo like how she'd really like to sexually harass me. I'm sure there's other combinations but in my days of basic, it was more of a bunch of random unlikely things just falling into place. We also had a super religious dude in my flight that was really upset that girls would wear pants. He got kicked out for threatening our TI but I didn't get to escort him.
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Oh so you just have to find yourself alone with a horny girl who jokes about sexually harassing you?
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Zeris posted:Oh so you just have to find yourself alone with a horny girl who jokes about sexually harassing you? The secret to getting laid is -- get ready for this bitch -- finding a girl who wants to have sex with you.
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chitoryu12 posted:The secret to getting laid is -- get ready for this bitch -- finding a girl who wants to have sex with you. gently caress off you overachiever
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Jan 13, 2015 18:44
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chitoryu12 posted:The secret to getting laid is -- get ready for this bitch -- finding a girl who wants to have sex with you. Lololol. Good 1
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Genocide Tendency posted:I almost want to make a joke about hiring a dude who had both legs and part of his hand amputated by explosives, to train your employees in handling explosives.. But I just kinda figure it would be in bad taste. There's an old Israeli joke. "How does a military engineer signal the number 3?" Raises left hand with thumb and forefinger, right hand with pinky
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Jan 13, 2015 20:32
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chitoryu12 posted:The secret to getting laid is -- get ready for this bitch -- finding a girl who wants to have sex with you. I heard in basic these days, she doesn't even have to be willing
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Jan 13, 2015 21:59
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There were a lot of hot guys in my basic training. I'd go back...
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Jan 14, 2015 01:28
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Some guy that used to work in the same area as me is going on trial for child pornography this month. Considering I've also worked with a guy who was a diddler, the air force gets some real high quality people.
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Cojawfee posted:Some guy that used to work in the same area as me is going on trial for child pornography this month. Considering I've also worked with a guy who was a diddler, the air force gets some real high quality people. A guy I work with has been awaiting trial for sending naked pix to a 16 year old. It's very uncomfortable working with him because we 'aren't supposed to discuss it'. Yeah right.
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Genocide Tendency posted:I almost want to make a joke about hiring a dude who had both legs and part of his hand amputated by explosives, to train your employees in handling explosives.. But I just kinda figure it would be in bad taste. I know about a guy that was run over by a half dozen locomotives, had both legs, and one arm chopped off. They offered him the Safety Instructor position.
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BULLETKISS posted:A guy I work with has been awaiting trial for sending naked pix to a 16 year old. It's very uncomfortable working with him because we 'aren't supposed to discuss it'. Yeah right. Luckily the guy I'm talking about lost his clearance and disappeared off to jail.
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Cojawfee posted:Luckily the guy I'm talking about lost his clearance and disappeared off to jail. One of my classmates at the Academy was caught trying to pick up what he thought was a 13 year old girl right after graduation. I learned that later on, he still managed to get a contracting gig and is pulling down close to 6 figures. gently caress that guy.
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Nucken Futz posted:I know about a guy that was run over by a half dozen locomotives, had both legs, and one arm chopped off. They offered him the Safety Instructor position. A guy who blew his finger off with a shotgun was made gunnery officer on USS FIRST SHIP.
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Cojawfee posted:Some guy that used to work in the same area as me is going on trial for child pornography this month. Considering I've also worked with a guy who was a diddler, the air force gets some real high quality people.
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ManMythLegend posted:A guy who blew his finger off with a shotgun was made gunnery officer on USS FIRST SHIP. You always learn more from your mistakes 
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Oh hey a thread I can contribute in. So, as an analyst with no knowledge of an arms room and no course, I was made the primary armorer. Hey, that's okay its a good sham opportunity and a nice NCOER Bullet. So, the last Armorer leaves with a one day handover because they waited until his last week of clearing to switch it out and identify a new armorer. Eh, that's okay, I have the 190 and all that to read it should be no issue, right? I had a bad feeling because the previous armorer was a complete dirtbag and known for such fun things as suspected of tampering with a urinalysis sample. So I find out I have storage lockers and units now that are just secured with a standard key that no one has been inside since deployment. Inside I found: A whole box of serialized blood chits, a 249 barrel, 2 M4 uppers, 3 trigger assemblies, 2 M3 trigger assemblies, hard drives of an unknown nature and unlabeled/stickered, SIK keys, controlled crypto items, and so much joy. It should be a really fun how this turns out. Ptolemaeus fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jan 14, 2015 |
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Jan 14, 2015 17:46
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If its not on the books, sell it on eBay. How can you lose?
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Ptolemaeus posted:Oh hey a thread I can contribute in. So, as an analyst with no knowledge of an arms room and no course, I was made the primary armorer. Hey, that's okay its a good sham opportunity and a nice NCOER Bullet. So, the last Armorer leaves with a one day handover because they waited until his last week of clearing to switch it out and identify a new armorer. Eh, that's okay, I have the 190 and all that to read it should be no issue, right? I had a bad feeling because the previous armorer was a complete dirtbag and known for such fun things as suspected of tampering with a urinalysis sample. We have a bunch of similarly controlled items at work technically owned by our unit. Since nobody at Base Comm knows about it we just locked the storage units back up and our equipment managers just keep pretending they don't know about it.
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Yeah I am more than tempted to just lock it back up and pretend I never saw it. None of it is on the hand receipts or property book, but I remember blood chits being pretty seriously controlled?
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Lock it up, you didn't see it. Especially the hard drives since you could have anything from family photos to nuclear codes to kiddie porno on them.
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Ptolemaeus posted:the previous armorer was a complete dirtbag this applies to all armorers the twist ending is that it applies to you now too!
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Jan 14, 2015 18:29
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More than likely. I am definitely the retard of the story though because I signed for everything to include the storage lockers without prior inspection.
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God drat dude. Don't loving sign for ANYTHING without being an anal retentive shitheel about seeing every last bit of poo poo. If anyone higher tried to give you poo poo tell them to loving sign for it.
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Yeah I went full retard. I did see all the weapons and SI so I just assumed the BII wouldn't be much of a problem, and that the storage lockers would just be full of weapon slings and TMs. When I opened the door and saw the barrel leaning against the wall, I realized that I was now one of the people talked about in these threads.
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I have a mental image of you opening those lockers and a couple moths flying out, one lonely barrel in there with some spiderwebs.
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It just kept getting worse. The barrel I assumed wouldn't be too much trouble. Then I found the box on top with trigger assemblies for the M3 and various rifle pieces. I figured that while probably not belonging in a storage locker, it wasn't too much of an issue. 30 Minutes later and finding M4 uppers with serials, more barrels, the SIK keys with serials so probably filled, controlled crypto items, hard drives unmarked, and absolutely not one piece of BII, thats when I realized I had probably made a mistake.
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