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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Hasters posted:

"Close it? I think we need to double Guantanamo!"

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


ErIog posted:

Is there gonna be a One More Thing?

what, like columbo? did he do that in the past?

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

AndrewP posted:

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Jiro posted:

Ok YOU find someone to pick up the lease! :mad:

Hey Fidel, wanna make a trade?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

Use drones to wipe out Congress: masterstroke

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Response site, just go to CSPAN.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Hold ourselves to the highest of standards, our own.

That's a good line, gently caress congress.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

ErIog posted:

Is there gonna be a One More Thing? I kinda want a retina MBP rev.

The one more thing is laser-scanned 3D panoramas of Persepolis because we just normalized relations with Iran.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



AcidRonin posted:

Their in uniform and the Joint Chiefs, they probably aren't going to be doing lots of appluaseing one way or the other.

they applauded for veterans

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG


:cripes:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Embarrassed Iowan here sad that an Iowan Senator is going to essentially say "gently caress you America " in a few minutes.

This is a good SOTU.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Daww, Babybama.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

ReidRansom posted:

what, like columbo? did he do that in the past?

No, he means like Steve Jobs, but you're idea sounds way more awesome!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Hey Fidel, wanna make a trade?

I'll give you Tennessee Ave. and New York Ave.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
You can basically hear crickets as the Chamber braces for the Ferguson comments.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Obama photoshoot time

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
“Looking to the future instead of the past, we are very skeptical about this Batman-Superman movie.”

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.


Aren't those Youtube stat trackers notoriously unreliable?

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
How many hours/days goes by before we drop a bomb on some random people half way across the world?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Obama has venom in his voice

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jesus, does everyone in there have a cold

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


republicans missing an opportunity to clap at his many flaws... shameful

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Aren't those Youtube stat trackers notoriously unreliable?

I hope so, seems so little. I know a lot of people are watching on TV but god drat.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

yes we can unleash our inner john cena

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

the cynics are right barack!

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

This is the true strength of our union.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Broadcast isn't dead. give me 19.2Mbps or give me death.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
"flaws, of which I have many... heh okay, like maybe two"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Enigma89 posted:

How many hours/days goes by before we drop a bomb on some random people half way across the world?

Why, we bombed them 40 minutes ago!

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

ReidRansom posted:

republicans missing an opportunity to clap at his many flaws... shameful

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Enigma89 posted:

How many hours/days goes by before we drop a bomb on some random people half way across the world?

chekhov's bomb

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Apocalypse posted:

No, he means like Steve Jobs, but you're idea sounds way more awesome!

yeah, it would own

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Enigma89 posted:

How many hours/days goes by before we drop a bomb on some random people half way across the world?

Wrong question...how many bombs have been dropped on random people during this speech? :ssh:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Imagine not having to bomb random people in the name of peace and security?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

He's sounding a bit emotional.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

ReidRansom posted:

republicans missing an opportunity to clap at his many flaws... shameful

I expected this and was glad to be wrong

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Ahahahaha Boehner not clapping at that for a bit oh my god gently caress him

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Well aren't they not allowed to respond in any significant way?

Ah, apologies. That makes sense. It was just interesting that the feed cut to them when applause was going on right after that sentiment.

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Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


Is Boehner slowly shrinking or what?

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