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The school bookstore has those giant artist canvas bags... in ACU. That's okay, though, because I got an even 4.0 last semester. Suck my fat, veiny cock, Army.
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Finally got around to reading the article behind Pain & Gain. Unbelievably the actual story is more hosed up than the movie. Like the description of them butchering Griga and his girlfriend:quote:Back at the warehouse, he and Doorbal lifted the heavy window security grate over two 55-gallon drums. This iron platform would be Doorbal's surgery table. They'd lay the bodies atop the grate; the drums would catch the blood. Doorbal suited up for the work ahead -- sweatpants, rubber boots, leather gloves, clear goggles -- and plugged in the saw. He pulled the trigger, and the Remington started right up, its chain revolving quickly, snugly around the black blade. The rest of the story is about how extra retarded these guy were, like needing seven attempts to kidnap Schiller. It's worth a read. http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-12-23/news/pain-gain/
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 18:45 |
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High and tight means high and loose rear end in a top hat bc its that gay
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 18:48 |
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Cole posted:Next time you shave off your beard like a retard enlisted, you should enlist again. Rude
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:31 |
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My hair is a short fade. But my beard is very not military.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 01:15 |
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Just do that Hitler youth haircut with bushy beard look that all the hipsters do these days
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 01:54 |
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Slicked back hair and a short well kept beard. I look like the bad guy kid's dad in an 80s movie
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 02:21 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slicked back hair and a short well kept beard. I look like the bad guy kid's dad in an 80s movie
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slicked back hair and a short well kept beard. I look like the bad guy kid's dad in an 80s movie edit actually
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 02:51 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Cleveland Browns? no that makes you a fan.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 03:08 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Just do that Hitler youth haircut with bushy beard look that all the hipsters do these days use to rock the hitler youth cut while i was in
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 03:20 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:mmkay I've got glamour muscles, buddy
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 04:42 |
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Cole posted:High and tight means high and loose rear end in a top hat bc its that gay A guy I work with showed up a couple weeks back with a H&T. : You enlisting? : What? : Your hair cut. Its in regs. Are you planing on enlisting? : Uh... No? Whats enlisting. : The best decision you will ever make. I am an rear end in a top hat and hate the people I work with. However, he showed up the next day with a bic job. So he isn't a complete write off. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:use to rock the hitler youth cut while i was in True story. I use to rock the Hitlerjugend growing up. Add in the blonde hair, blue eyes and a boy scout uniform:
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 13:37 |
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so to give a summary of my semester - five classes that require about 250 pages of reading a week total - at minimum four reading responses due (two pages a piece) - i work for the school paper (got my first story published today FUCKIN RIGHT) - i have stats and computer science tutoring twice a week at minimum - i see a counselor twice a week to help make sure i don't lose my loving mind again - i am working on a project that is essentially a graduate level project (i'm not even in my fourth week here) - i am also working with someone to get a trauma program to the WTB down at Ft. Gordon - i have yet to miss any assignments/classes, and have nothing less than a B on any assignment i've done. Bs are like Fs to me though so i'm pretty pissed at myself. i am doing all of this poo poo and i still think school is fuckin' easy and that i could take on more. what are all these 18-22 year olds complaining about? bein' a vet fuckin owns if you do it right and i think i am doing it right. plus my beard is coming in pretty solid. strokin' it now.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 18:42 |
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The one thing I despise about being a CS student is other CS students. I swear to gently caress, one of these days I'm gonna snap and come in spraying a Super Soaker and chucking bars of soap.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:The one thing I despise about being a CS student is other CS students. I swear to gently caress, one of these days I'm gonna snap and come in spraying a Super Soaker and chucking bars of soap. You oughta be around advertising students. Half of them think they're on the pulse of culture, a quarter fancy themselves as brilliant Don Drapers, and the rest are like, "Eh, yea plenty of jobs to go around." And here's what advertising is like, from my experience. You better be loving excellent at Excel, competent at some math, and able to deal with hilariously vague and equally specific client requests. Also to have a dozen Outlook folders for everything. bloops fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jan 22, 2015 |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:11 |
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Sociology students are mostly a mix of SJWs and people trying to teach social studies classes for elementary school kids. There's like 10% of us that actually want to be employed and don't want to be in academia forever.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:28 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:other CS students i took 1 CS course outside of the basic office/computer skills required course (Java Programming for Multimedia or something like that) and after that class I never took another CS course again for this very reason
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:32 |
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I feel compelled to point out that the worst part of college (the other students) can be easily avoided by taking online courses (if your college offers them). All you need to meet full-time status is 12 credit hours and only one class that meets in person. Use this information to your benefit.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i took 1 CS course outside of the basic office/computer skills required course (Java Programming for Multimedia or something like that) and after that class I never took another CS course again I talked to one of the CS and Cybersecurity advisers in a local university just to get a gauge out of what their program offers. Turns out it's mostly JAVA with some C++ at the upper-end. I asked him about things like low-level assembly development or reverse-engineering and he just kinda looked at me with blinders on; I guess being in Intel and having all that fat socialized military education and experience did more than I thought it did. Also it seemed like he was selling me on a career of making 60-80k a year! Whoooo.... I did a few JAVA classes with an adjunct CS professor. I would finish them in 20 minutes or less; like, I would call for a pizza, bang out the entire thing and get it up into the JVM to work before it'd arrive. I even fully commented out the code, except my last project. Then it took three days to walk the professor through my code (multi-class interactions with user-defined parameters and file i/o). He claimed it was more sophisticated than he was used to seeing. We also had this bullshit flowcharting thing we had to use which was bullshit busywork. I'm a fuckin' developer. Give me a goal and let me give you a product. I wonder how putting me in an actual class setting with teenagers would be like after having like a decade of experience and teaching CS myself? Dickery would be at an all-time high.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I feel compelled to point out that the worst part of college (the other students) can be easily avoided by taking online courses (if your college offers them). All you need to meet full-time status is 12 credit hours and only one class that meets in person. this is exactly what I'm doing and it's skate as hell. Definite pro move.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:31 |
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why the gently caress would anyone want to program for a living today do they think that a company will pay them a livable wage and benefits, or pay pennies to a contractor company in Mumbai, Chennai, or Noida
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:42 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:why the gently caress would anyone want to program for a living today
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:43 |
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you drat right
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:48 |
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Or they just import programmers through foreign worker programs and pay them what they want, Microsoft and amazon are all over that method like flies on poo poo.
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Vriess posted:I talked to one of the CS and Cybersecurity advisers in a local university just to get a gauge out of what their program offers. Turns out it's mostly JAVA with some C++ at the upper-end. I asked him about things like low-level assembly development or reverse-engineering and he just kinda looked at me with blinders on; I guess being in Intel and having all that fat socialized military education and experience did more than I thought it did. nice humblebrag nerd
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Vriess posted:I talked to one of the CS and Cybersecurity advisers in a local university just to get a gauge out of what their program offers. Turns out it's mostly JAVA with some C++ at the upper-end. I asked him about things like low-level assembly development or reverse-engineering and he just kinda looked at me with blinders on; I guess being in Intel and having all that fat socialized military education and experience did more than I thought it did. This perfectly describes the only college-level CS class I've taken except it was C++. Took me longer to make the goddamn flowcharts than it did to write and comment the programs.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 22:33 |
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Only 60-80k a year?! How terrible.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 22:54 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Only 60-80k a year?! How terrible. Depending on where you're living, it kind of is.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:22 |
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For 90% of the country that's fantastic for a single income.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:31 |
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Vriess posted:Depending on where you're living, it kind of is. yea and where would that be?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:39 |
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It's me, I'm in the dark green (and make over the median ho ho ho)
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:44 |
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Vasudus posted:It's me, I'm in the dark green (and make over the median ho ho ho) unfortunately all that money doesnt help the fact that youre a creepy dwarf that sounds like igor
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:47 |
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Not being able to live nicely on 60-80k means you probably live in San Francisco. That's a punishment unless artisanal cafes where art major dropouts draw cute pictures of leaves or cats into coffee foam is extremely your poo poo.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Not being able to live nicely on 60-80k means you probably live in San Francisco. That's a punishment unless artisanal cafes where art major dropouts draw cute pictures of leaves or cats into coffee foam is extremely your poo poo. I blame Akihabara for that.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:unfortunately all that money doesnt help the fact that youre a creepy dwarf that sounds like igor it helps me feel better about myself though
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 00:02 |
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My experience with money and adulthood so far is that no matter how much money I make a year, some how it all gets spent before I get to have any fun with it.
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That's gross veins!!!
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:why the gently caress would anyone want to program for a living today To make money as a programmer you get a clearance and get into contracting with the big boys like lockmart, raytheon, etc.
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