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Wanamingo posted:Yeah, but on the other hand, butt pasta. Is it noodles made of butts or pasta containing butts? Either way, if it's anything like pork butt, I'm down
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Many cultures consider butt pasta a delicacy
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Angela Christine posted:That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. Worked for the old-timey Jews.
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Wanamingo posted:Yeah, but on the other hand, butt pasta. have you never eaten rear end or something?
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Angela Christine posted:That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. ...you use your dildo pot for cooking, don't you?
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blunt for century posted:I got dibs on Boiling Dildo as a band name That's fine because I have Toxic Dildo Smog.  (I really wish I could remember the appropriate smiley for here.)
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A wizard is never late, Dildo Boilings.
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Pneub posted:...you use your dildo pot for cooking, don't you? I thought boiling water was the accepted method to cook crabs, nothing unusual there
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Mods please change my name to "a steaming vat of dildos", thanks in advance. Meanwhile, life hacks have begun to escape the internet and infect the real world. The grocery store I usually go to has started putting poo poo like this on some of the displays:  
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If this works then it seems like it would be a pretty good idea. I just don't see how storing the ice cream in a bag would help.
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freelop posted:If this works then it seems like it would be a pretty good idea. It prevents freezer burn. Ice cream can get freezer burn very easily since it contains so much water.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:It prevents freezer burn. Ice cream can get freezer burn very easily since it contains so much water. Water doesn't burn!
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Stoatbringer posted:Water doesn't burn! Water only burns of your water supply has been in contact with chem trails. Here's 7 life hacks to remove chem trail residue from your water, you won't believe number 4!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
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Stoatbringer posted:Water doesn't burn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBjSXWQRV8&t=15 
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She needs to meet up with the double rainbow guy.
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I thought you were going to post about the Cuyahoga river fires but this works too.
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Wanamingo posted:Yeah, but on the other hand, butt pasta. Your cooking tastes like poo poo.
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Unexpected Road posted:Your cooking tastes like poo poo. It's a crappy way to cook pasta.
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A serious discussion about whether it's hygienic to cook food in a dildo pot.
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freelop posted:If this works then it seems like it would be a pretty good idea. SCIENCE, from here in this very thread!!! 
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Meowjesty posted:A serious discussion about whether it's hygienic to cook food in a dildo pot. Of course it's hygienic (boiling water kills E. coli), it's just icky as hell.
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Pneub posted:...you use your dildo pot for cooking, don't you? I don't have any dildos. However I do have cats, which means that occasionally I put cat food on my people dishes. Presumably cat food is made from all the most revolting treasures of the rendering plant. Really gross, stinky stuff, and it touches my dishes. And then I wash the dishes, and everything is fine. Lifehack: wash your dishes and everything is fine.
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Angela Christine posted:I don't have any dildos. However I do have cats, which means that occasionally I put cat food on my people dishes. Presumably cat food is made from all the most revolting treasures of the rendering plant. Really gross, stinky stuff, and it touches my dishes. And then I wash the dishes, and everything is fine. I've heard/read that you can wash/sanitize silicone sex toys in the top rack of the dishwasher. (I assume it's not loaded with dishes as well.) I too wash the cats' foodware in the dishwasher (with people dishes) and no one has died yet. 
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Mizufusion posted:Mods please change my name to "a steaming vat of dildos", thanks in advance. "Check out all our hacks on Pinterest" Urge to kill rising...
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Sappo569 posted:"Check out all our hacks on Pinterest" Want to know why they used awkward working? Hack for Life: Federally trademark the word "Lifehack®" so you can sue the crap out of anyone using a once common term!  Bonus: That ad campaign was also registered, along with another that claims itself to be for a TV show / video series 
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Sentient Data posted:Lifehack: Make a bong out of a dildo so you can smoke your pot and smoke a dong at the same time  There's no such thing as a new idea
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A schl-bong?
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I boil all my dildos in a bit of white wine, some onion, celery, carrot and salt, with water to cover, and then reduce it into a demiglace. From there it can be decanted onto the floor to be licked off like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:A schl-bong? It's called a bong-a-long-a-ding-dong and has been around for years.
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SLOSifl posted:I boil all my dildos in a bit of white wine, some onion, celery, carrot and salt, with water to cover, and then reduce it into a demiglace. From there it can be decanted onto the floor to be licked off like an animal you piece of poo poo. I knew exactly where this was headed and it was still a great payoff.
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https://www.comingle.io/howto/semen Livehack: put yogurtlube in your vagina with a terrifying diy turkey baster dildo E: Slow Motion Turkey Baster Yogurt Cumshot (Face): http://youtu.be/kuVjiaJXn8M
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Well if it's wine sold from a grocery store this probs can't hurt it too badly. I mean it's just goon, how can you make goon worse.
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Jyrraeth posted:https://www.comingle.io/howto/semen That's pretty gross, but yogurt is good for vaginas, so I guess it's not the worst thing you could shoot in there. I work at a lab and we get specimen cups of jizz on a regular basis to do post-vasectomy sperm tests and we call them yogurt cups.
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You won't believe this ONE WEIRD TRICK I came up with using a breadclip I put it on my pillow so I'll remember to take more bread out of the freezer before I go to bed
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KennyMan666 posted:You won't believe this ONE WEIRD TRICK I came up with using a breadclip I bet grocers HATE you!
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Or instead of putting a bread clip on your bed you could just walk over to the freezer and take the bread out now?
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Or instead of putting a bread clip on your bed you could just walk over to the freezer and take the bread out now? It's not a lifehack if you make it simpler.
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