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looks like microsoft is already putting stuff up on their site for april fools day http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/en_US/pdp/productID.314885500
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tax refund? let us help you spend it. shop now >
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Mar 31, 2015 14:28
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3rd time the charm
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Mar 31, 2015 14:30
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"number of positions on kickstand" is a point of differentiation between the non-pro and pro versions 
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Mar 31, 2015 14:36
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Surface: bar graph Surface Pro: bar and line graph next to a pie chart. do more. 
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Mar 31, 2015 14:38
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Picture perfect Snap selfies with the 8MP rear-facing camera with autofocus, or make a Skype call using the 3.5MP front-facing camera. Snap selfies with the 8MP rear-facing camera Snap selfies with the rear-facing camera!!!
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Mar 31, 2015 14:39
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they think this is a flattering angle
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Mar 31, 2015 14:40
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Pinterest Mom posted:they think this is a flattering angle spread open with its legs kicked up? its certainly your moms most flattering angle kitten emergency fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Mar 31, 2015 14:43
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uncurable mlady posted:spread open with its kicked up? its certainly your moms most flattering angle 
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Mar 31, 2015 14:58
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Sniep posted:i like how Sniep posted:i like how double i like how that too OP 32MB OF ESRAM posted:I think we all wanted it to be Fraser, but that would have taken the show to a weird place. peri was a total babe rip lunix archduke, trolled to death by windows phone 7 for windows phone 7 enabled devices
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Mar 31, 2015 15:10
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lazydog posted:looks like microsoft is already putting stuff up on their site for april fools day http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/en_US/pdp/productID.314885500 intel atom lmao
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Pinterest Mom posted:"number of positions on kickstand" is a point of differentiation between the non-pro and pro versions lol
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Mar 31, 2015 15:12
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the Pro 3 should have had Core U and have been actually fanless and used USB C.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:00
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PleasureKevin posted:the Pro 3 should have had Core U and have been actually fanless and used USB C. they'll do that in 18 months when everyone else is already using those things
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Mar 31, 2015 16:22
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RIP Windows RT, none of us knew what the gently caress
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Mar 31, 2015 16:23
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qirex posted:they'll do that in 18 months when everyone else is already using those things
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Mar 31, 2015 16:25
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The Management posted:RIP Windows RT, none of us knew what the gently caress lol i remember people acting like windows rt was a major triumph that put even the apple switch to intel to shame
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Mar 31, 2015 16:25
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so what happens to the tens of arm apps for windows
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Mar 31, 2015 16:27
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carry on then posted:lol i remember people acting like windows rt was a major triumph that put even the apple switch to intel to shame it was a triumph of software engineering, to be sure. who could have guessed it was possible i'm not sure what they thought it was going to do as a product
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Mar 31, 2015 16:29
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pram posted:so what happens to the tens of arm apps for windows i think they were all metro apps anyway so nothing, they also had intel versions
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Mar 31, 2015 16:30
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pram posted:so what happens to the tens of arm apps for windows is there even a single arm-only app in windows? i think everything on the store supports x86 processors
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Mar 31, 2015 16:30
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reminder that windows rt did not permit desktop apps but still had a full desktop because the office team couldn't get a metro office out in time
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my stepdads beer posted:does it still do grayscale font rendering of course
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Mar 31, 2015 16:36
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carry on then posted:reminder that windows rt did not permit desktop apps but still had a full desktop because the office team couldn't get a metro office out in time not couldn't. refused.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:39
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graph posted:peri was a total babe agrredo. she and jane leeves had a production company called bristol citites :fawnette:
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Chris Knight posted:agrredo. she and jane leeves had a production company called bristol citites :fawnette: that's awesome
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Mar 31, 2015 17:11
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Chris Knight posted:and roz' insistence on taking 3 weeks off in the middle of development crunch time to hike kilimanjaro and take a prototype with her to 'test'
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Mar 31, 2015 17:14
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don't blame her it was probably lync's fault
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Mar 31, 2015 17:20
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FMguru posted:3 weeks off to go hiking on kilimanjaro while the rest of her team was trapped in neverending hundred-hour-week deathmarch mode. oh and the call from kilimanjaro was going to happen at 2am pacific time and she wanted everyone there in the office so she could hold her remote meeting. everyone showed up but the call never came through. holy loving lol how oblivious do you have to be to not get the gently caress out with that poo poo going on Slashdot, but the title amused me 
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Mar 31, 2015 17:20
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FMguru posted:3 weeks off to go hiking on kilimanjaro while the rest of her team was trapped in neverending hundred-hour-week deathmarch mode. oh and the call from kilimanjaro was going to happen at 2am pacific time and she wanted everyone there in the office so she could hold her remote meeting. everyone showed up but the call never came through. everyone was in the office at 2am pacific time several days in a row because she gave herself several tries
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Mar 31, 2015 17:24
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duTrieux. posted:not couldn't. refused. they were right
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Mar 31, 2015 17:27
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SIGSEGV posted:everyone was in the office at 2am pacific time several days in a row because she gave herself several tries Jesus gently caress. I'd do it if there was fantastic overtime pay and an open bar at the 2 A.M. meeting, but we all know this was more "if you don't show up you're fired" bullshit.
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Mar 31, 2015 17:31
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univbee posted:Jesus gently caress. I'd do it if there was fantastic overtime pay and an open bar at the 2 A.M. meeting, but we all know this was more "if you don't show up you're fired" bullshit. who needs to fire people when you have stack ranking employee evaluations just around the corner
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Mar 31, 2015 17:32
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tbh after the first attempt i can see people showing up just to see if it gets any more hosed up
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Mar 31, 2015 17:36
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duTrieux. posted:tbh after the first attempt i can see people showing up just to see if it gets any more hosed up call finally comes through is local warlords demanding ransom for Roz's safe return
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Mar 31, 2015 17:38
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univbee posted:call finally comes through "what's that? you're breaking up...handsome? why thanks, that means a lot...bye now"
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Mar 31, 2015 17:41
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iirc wasn't she making the call from a kin
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Mar 31, 2015 17:41
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pram posted:so what happens to the tens of arm apps for windows not to mention the multiple users of those apps
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Mar 31, 2015 17:44
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uncurable mlady posted:iirc wasn't she making the call from a kin yes a kin prototype that wasn't quite working, that's why she could tell them to do the same thing tomorrow, because she used another phone to do so
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SIGSEGV posted:yes a kin prototype that wasn't quite working, that's why she could tell them to do the same thing tomorrow, because she used another phone to do so As opposed to, i dunno, bringing both phones with her on the same trip?
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