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it will be "Windows Apps for Xbox One"
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in order to increase hologram adoption and emphasize the ease of cross platform developments all hologram software will be called "windows apps" legay touch apps will be windows apps for touch (two dimensional) and windows apps for desktop
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Apr 13, 2015 21:22
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achievement unlocked: 5 years since i personally owned a windows computer
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Apr 13, 2015 21:27
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qirex posted:legay touch apps
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Apr 13, 2015 21:28
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Nadella makes his big hire: http://www.seattletimes.com/business/microsoft/kurt-delbene-returns-to-microsoft-in-strategy-role-will-report-to-nadella/ He brings back Kurt Delbene to be in charge of strategy. He originally worked for MS, got laid off when Ballmer went crazy and the board demanded action, now he's back after fixing healthcare.gov. 
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did ballmer even own a suit jacket?
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shadow puppet of a posted:did ballmer even own a suit jacket? yes but because he once wore it two days in a row it's competely crusted and the sleeves are as stiff as cardboard
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As a Millennial I posted:I like windows 8. 
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they really have taken these recycle bin icons back to the drawing board
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seiferguy posted:now he's back after fixing healthcare.gov. "welp that was fun making a difference, back to MS"
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installed Exchange Server 2010 SP3 on a server a few days ago. owa, activesync and remote desktop gateway didn't work afterwards because the sp3 update jacked with all the IIS server's ssl settings. quality stuff also just saw an xbox commercial for halo/evolve where Invictus is read in the background. a poem about a man facing double amputation due to TB, entirely appropriate for vidjagames babies havin rabies fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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univbee posted:
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gotta grind out my windows 10 cheevs
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i'm the bag dropped in shock and disgust
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Apr 14, 2015 02:35
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i hpe there's an achievement for uptime
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duTrieux. posted:i hpe there's an achievement for uptime BeOSPOS posted:
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duTrieux. posted:i hpe there's an achievement for uptime 
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Apr 14, 2015 02:39
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oh gently caress
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pseudorandom name posted:it will be "Windows Apps for Xbox One" I really can't wait for the first pictures of an office full of xbones used as spreadsheet productivity machines
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Apr 14, 2015 06:29
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they have to be good for something right. certainly not video games 
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Apr 14, 2015 06:31
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Deacon of Delicious posted:it's solitaire. and it was done better long ago too
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Wheany posted:i mean these days you can get a lot of video games (actual games, not just tux racer) even on linux tux racer an actual game though  someone must hate fun
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eschaton posted:tux racer an actual game though wonder if they're counting on the noise of the other machines to cover the fact that there's no sound
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eschaton posted:tux racer an actual game though lmao @ paying to play tux racer
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why is it still nearly 700 dollars to buy a usable 500 dollar tablet
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it's not just windows that's hosed up SQL server 2014 has a bug where if a table has no statistics because it's empty, if it's in a complicated query the whole thing will choke forever and your query will take 50 times as long as it needs to mikkkroshaft said they can't fix it until SQL Server 2016
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why are you trying to get stats for empty tables?
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Shaggar posted:why are you trying to get stats for empty tables? it is inconceivable that there is a data category which can occasionally be empty. inconceivable!
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pram posted:why
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Stringent posted:Japan is notoriously computer illiterate, to the point that iPhones or iPads would cover any conceivable use case that didn't require IE 6. noted computer literate country Japan, where people used 16-bit windows and weird Japanese proprietary PC clones well into the late 1990s
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Luigi Thirty posted:noted computer literate country Japan, where people used 16-bit windows and weird Japanese proprietary PC clones well into the late 1990s one of the schools i taught at in 2006 was still on windows me 
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all the websites in japan look like theyre from the late 90s lol
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univbee posted:one of the schools i taught at in 2006 was still on windows me from what i remember, my elementary school was still using mac os 9 in 2008
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carry on then posted:from what i remember, my elementary school was still using mac os 9 in 2008
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