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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Vladimir Putin posted:

Who wears sunglasses indoors though.

people with vision issues

commonly overlaps with "old people"

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

If that volunteer deputy didn't shoot a guy then the news networks wouldn't be reporting on anything else but following that stupid van.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I have to assume Hillary has some kind of security escort for this cross-country drive, really more of a convoy than a road trip. Isn't there a real risk of someone taking a shot at her?

Then again we've gone through two terms of Obama with no one getting close to killing him (the odd White House fence-jumper excepted), despite all the fears associated with America's first black President, so maybe the danger of assassination-by-random-yokel is lower than it looks.

Syjefroi
Oct 6, 2003

I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.

Joementum posted:

Coming this weekend: the Rand Paul comic book.



This whole thing is amazing, I'd love to see more! Just on this panel alone you've got angry black man with a wrinkled suit vs Rand the Hero with, I guess, a latex suit. Amazing contrast.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Dolash posted:

I have to assume Hillary has some kind of security escort for this cross-country drive, really more of a convoy than a road trip. Isn't there a real risk of someone taking a shot at her?

Then again we've gone through two terms of Obama with no one getting close to killing him (the odd White House fence-jumper excepted), despite all the fears associated with America's first black President, so maybe the danger of assassination-by-random-yokel is lower than it looks.

One of the details that came out from this is that Hilary has not been allowed to drive herself since 1996. It is a Secret Service agent driving her, which means there are probably another 2 in the vehicle and some additional ones in the vicinity.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

showbiz_liz posted:

"Vote for Hillary? Can't you see that this bus is heading for a cliff, and we're rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic that's on the bus, and our children will curse our names, and would you support a Democrat who was pro-life and also an admitted rapist?? NO? Then how can you support Hillary?"

"So what's your plan, then?"

"Not voting for WAR CRIMINALS"

"I mean the plan that doesn't result in a Republican in the White H-"

"WAR CRIMINALS!"

I work with two 18 year olds. Both have been told the 90s and Clinton being elected were the worst times to be alive. They have been parroting this with nothing to back it up except for what their parents told them. They also have tumblrs for anime porn and are obsessed with bitching about minorities.

This is your brand new conservative voting bloc, approach accordingly.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Vladimir Putin posted:

Who wears sunglasses indoors though.

People with prescription sunglasses who forgot to bring their normal glasses with them inside (ie: me)

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Dolash posted:

I have to assume Hillary has some kind of security escort for this cross-country drive, really more of a convoy than a road trip. Isn't there a real risk of someone taking a shot at her?

Then again we've gone through two terms of Obama with no one getting close to killing him (the odd White House fence-jumper excepted), despite all the fears associated with America's first black President, so maybe the danger of assassination-by-random-yokel is lower than it looks.

If I recall correctly, I think the Clintons were the last first family to be given secret service protection for life, whereas all after are given 10 years (plus more if the service decides it is necessary).

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Tender Bender posted:

Your hands are bloodied. By abstaining you are making the worse outcome more likely. The whole point of "lesser of two evils" is that one of the evils is going to occur anyway, it's not "lesser of two evils, or a really good alternative!"

Absolutely not. Just because the states in the interior vote some bad candidates foward doesn't absolutely force me to accept the options. I rather sit it out or leave the country. In the end the people who willfully vote for a war hawk to blame.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Mitt Romney posted:

If I recall correctly, I think the Clintons were the last first family to be given secret service protection for life, whereas all after are given 10 years (plus more if the service decides it is necessary).

Bill Clinton signed a law giving future presidents only 10 years of Secret Service protection, then Obama signed a repeal in 2013, restoring the life-long protection practice.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Is the repeal retroactive?

Because it'd be really funny to me if Bush was the one president to not get lifelong protection.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Enigma89 posted:

Absolutely not. Just because the states in the interior vote some bad candidates foward doesn't absolutely force me to accept the options. I rather sit it out or leave the country. In the end the people who willfully vote for a war hawk to blame.

It still happens, whether you "accept" it or not.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Dubstep Jesus posted:

Is the repeal retroactive?

Because it'd be really funny to me if Bush was the one president to not get lifelong protection.

Yes, it is retroactive.

Jackson Taus
Oct 19, 2011

site posted:

Has anyone else on the Democratic side even said (or hinted) that they'd be running?

Like, what happens if Hillary is literally the only person running? Do they just cancel all the primary events and stuff?

They would be cancelled. There's roughly 0 chance of this happening on any scale - somebody's gonna just go ahead and run just in case Hillary somehow gets forced out or something.

Chamale posted:

They choose another of the 33 Democratic Candidates for President and throw them in the debate ring with Hillary. The debate between Hillary Clinton and President Emperor Caesar will be the Lincoln-Douglas of our times.

Filing with the FEC doesn't mean that somebody's gonna be on primary ballots. It's a lot easier to file FEC paperwork than to get on the ballot in some states.

site posted:

Oh wow okay. Talk about zero coverage. Poor guys.

Didn't know Sanders was actually running though, thought that was just a pipedream.

I don't think they've formally announced yet, they've just made it very obvious that they intend to run. But yeah, the media determines who qualifies as a "serious candidate" somewhat arbitrarily. Some of it is based on fundraising or expected endorsements or whatever, but some of it is arbitrary.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon


Whatever, Marco Rubio's demo was better than his new album.

ShutteredIn fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 14, 2015

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
I remember a few months back in the Obama SoTU 2015 speech thread, when Enigma89 brushed off Rand's stance on Civil Rights with "yeah I guess that's relevant when you're being blown to pieces" and then I said "yeah well he's fine with drone-striking domestic shoplifters" and he ignored that to respond to another poster pressing him on the CRA.

I think this all you need to know about him, really.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Jackson Taus posted:

Filing with the FEC doesn't mean that somebody's gonna be on primary ballots. It's a lot easier to file FEC paperwork than to get on the ballot in some states.

I know, I was joking. It would still be funny if all of the worse-than-Hillary candidates being talked about now just decided not to run and the media had to figure out if they had a narrative other than "Hillary runs unopposed".

Jackson Taus
Oct 19, 2011

Chamale posted:

I know, I was joking.

Unfortunately, I've had (self-proclaimed) Congressional candidates not understand this concept or at least not comprehend it all that well. The last two years of dealing with party politics has taught me to assume ignorance/idiocy until proven otherwise. Sorry.

Chamale posted:

It would still be funny if all of the worse-than-Hillary candidates being talked about now just decided not to run and the media had to figure out if they had a narrative other than "Hillary runs unopposed".

The Insane Clown Pageant the Republicans are calling a Primary process will give the media plenty to write about.

EDIT: Plus there will be about two dozen Hillary "scandals" over the next year for them to cover, most of which are dumb nothingburgers and none of which impact her chances.

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
Some good avatar material up in there

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

De Nomolos posted:

Oh cool, whoever drew this is using the old Sgt. Nick Fury and His Howling Commandos machine gun onomatopoeia.

I read the machine gun noise as "buddha", which given the subject of the comic...

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

More White Noise posted:

Some good avatar material up in there



Lmfao

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

Hillary ordered a Masala Chai tea, a Caramellow latte, and a glass of water at Jones Street Coffee, in Le Claire, IA.


His PAC has been putting out a series of campaign videos and the book tour ended back in February. I think he'll stick around until Iowa at least.

Reuters informs me it was water with a twist, Joe. You're slipping.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does anyone else think Santorum could run? (easy joke)

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone else think Santorum could run? (easy joke)

Depends on how much fiber you've had and if you do kegels.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Enigma89 posted:

Absolutely not. Just because the states in the interior vote some bad candidates foward doesn't absolutely force me to accept the options. I rather sit it out or leave the country. In the end the people who willfully vote for a war hawk to blame.

Not voting makes the worse option more likely to happen. Choosing not to do something is still a choice. You're still partially responsible for the outcome and partly to blame if the worse outcome happens. Your desire for moral superiority in the face of actual harm coming to people is extremely and pointlessly selfish.

The strongest argument you have that you aren't responsible is that you're incompetent, which is fair, but that's also not a good excuse.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

More White Noise posted:

Some good avatar material up in there



Rand: "Jesus loving christ I am seeing some serious poo poo right now..."

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

More White Noise posted:

Some good avatar material up in there



Oh my loving god

APPLEAYN RAND DAY

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Im really glad that that expression is how the artist can best convey 'watchful gaze'

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary, by running, has pushed the party to the left (had she not run, the frontrunner would be Cuomo)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I have to agree with Christie on something: his taste in ice cream. Nobody can resist free cone day!

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Joementum posted:

I have to agree with Christie on something: his taste in ice cream. Nobody can resist free cone day!



He really does look like Luca.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Joementum posted:

Coming this weekend: the Rand Paul comic book.



I like to think Obama is in the middle of an angry "oh no you didn't" head waggle.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Fox News has an hour-long exclusive interview with Donald Trump about 2016. First question, "Is this real?" Second question, "But is this really real?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEuk81-BcuE

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Vladimir Putin posted:

Who wears sunglasses indoors though.

Really, they should be harping on this showing how rich and out of touch she is. Everyone knows guac is extra, but there she is, living large

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

"This is the hand I use for cervical exams."

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."


Also I'm guessing that young Rand bought those clothes he's wearing. Or is that not a handout because...?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUqv8oD0HU

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Martin O'Malley wants women to succeed. Just not, you know, that one woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX2da6x-A34

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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
If Hillary Clinton has a sense of humor she'll get Amy Poehler to start driving around Iowa in an identical van.

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