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Also that Russian Hotline Miami released: Bloodbath Kavkaz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWATNtAv88&t=32s The Steam reviews are already great: quote:First i like to say this game is in the territory of being called a Bootleg. The game feels like a hotline miami game but with it being filled with copyrighted materials (Trollface, Rickroll in a chiptune, and other memes) quote:It's a horrible game, made to make russians look bad. Well done, polski and hacholski, your plan worked out. 
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So it's Hotline Miami, expect you play a Russian hitman murdering American Mobsters?
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With  hilarious internet memes don't forgetI have never been rick roll'd by a game (or at all in like ten years) but there's a first time for everything
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Apr 21, 2015 11:08
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Shima Honnou posted:The only video game movie I need in my life is Super Mario Bros., got no room for any others and especially not bad documentaries about the contents of some bundle I bought. Agreed, but I think Red Alert 3 would make a fine movie. e: GTA V has a metacritic of 97%? There's no way it's that good. tight aspirations fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Apr 21, 2015 11:09
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Goon-favourite Jack Orlando is on sale for 70 cents: http://store.steampowered.com/app/253960
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Apr 21, 2015 11:14
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:Agreed, but I think Red Alert 3 would make a fine movie. Only if we can get Tim Curry back. Re; GTA V, I think the story is your typical Rockstar tripe, but the online is super fun.
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Apr 21, 2015 11:36
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The online was completely broken when it launched on last gen consoles, from what I remember, and it still had that kind of metacritic score.
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Apr 21, 2015 11:43
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Orv posted:Only if we can get Tim Curry back. Tim Curry would be up for anything. There's one other person I have a feeling would be tougher to recall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuu5w1yabSw - Spoiler for ending of Red Alert 3
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PowerBeard posted:Tim Curry would be up for anything. No man no, The Hoff is down for anything too, any time. Here be a YouTube link because embeds spoil the spoiler.
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Orv posted:Re; GTA V, I think the story is your typical Rockstar tripe, but the online is super fun. The main game is mostly pretty fun, I think. Basing it around heists was a pretty good decision. However, opinions, assholes, etc.
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Orv posted:No man no, The Hoff is down for anything too, any time. drat, so this is what the Hotline Miami movie would look like?
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Maybe? It's coming out for free on the 28th of May and it's looking like a cross between Iron Sky and Far Cry: Blood Dragon, so I'm potentially excited.
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Ok, now I'm looking forward to seeing it more Avengers 2.
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Apr 21, 2015 12:12
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Keep in mind it's also a short film which probably is to Kung Fury's advantage. An hour or more of that probably wouldnt work but 30 minutes should be a nice sweet spot.
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Shima Honnou posted:I thought Valve fixed the random Russians and beggars invite problem. I've gotten three invites from [uninitialized] people since then, the only thing that's changed is they don't have a name to look at before I hit block. A bunch of  whinged and the change is no longer retroactive. Hence, the move is now largely useless for solving the spambot problem.
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Delusibeta posted:A bunch of Fuckin' spergs, just buy a $10 game there's thousands of decent to good games on Steam and some of them go on sale constantly.
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So Ronin released a demo on Steam. You might remember it making the rounds a month or so ago being chatted at in a sort of Mark of the Gunpoint sort of way. I think it's got some good ideas but I think those comparisons are going to hurt it a lot in more critical sectors. The gameplay itself is pretty fun; You've got a sword which OHKs everything, a jump move and a grappling hook. The jump is gravity affected and from standstill only, but anyone it impacts will be knocked down. When the game enters an alert/combat it goes turn-based. Anyone knocked down will have a timer over them until they rise. Your average meatsuit with gun takes one turn to draw a gun and one turn to fire. You get bullet lines for each shot coming that turn so your main defense against people who manage to get their gun out is jumping. Stabbing someone you are next to/over takes one turn. This all combines so that when you have four guys in a room, you jump around knocking them down, taking out who you can in-between dodging shots and knocking them down again. Interesting, but I think it's a better puzzle game than a tactics game, where figuring out how to kill everyone before they draw their gun is more satisfying. YMMV on that. The mixup comes in the final demo level where you fight what I can only describe as a Bushido Blade robot. Or a Kurosawa robot, if you prefer. They move in one turn, get bullet lines like a guards gun, and move almost immediately across an entire space in that one turn. If they intersect you you die, and they have a one turn cooldown on their slash. Aside from the tactics/puzzle aspects, there isn't much to do or see. The game looks unflatteringly like Gunpoint, with a soundtrack that oozes style but without the visuals to match it, and the mouse control on the jumping is sort of horrible. The fact remains that Mark of the Ninja is probably still a better 2D sword-em-up. Orv fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Kanfy posted:Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but it does show the correct 360 buttons for things. Or do you mean the colours specifically? oh poo poo Nah, the dozen hours-ish I dumped into the game during Early Access, this wasn't in the game. I did some cursory googling about controls a couple days ago when it was announced it was coming out of EA and didn't see anything saying it had changed. Looking forward to giving it a spin with a controller now!
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Delusibeta posted:A bunch of It should work once they run out of old accounts. At least I think that Valve is deleting or blocking their spamming accounts all the time, but until now they could have a new one up and running in few seconds.
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Edit: gently caress it, I'll keep the non-Steam version of GTA V. Ignore me!
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Apr 21, 2015 15:17
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:e: GTA V has a metacritic of 97%? There's no way it's that good. It's much, much better than GTA IV and yet they're about even on Metacritic (actually GTA IV has a single percent higher but whatever). I'd say GTA V's in the low 90's and GTA IV should be in the low 80's if that. But I guess I don't review games for a living so what do I know?
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Sonance posted:gently caress it, I'm an idiot and rushed to buy GTA V on Green Man Gaming with a 20% coupon for $48, totally ignoring the blurb that would have told me it's NOT a Steam key and needs to be activated and downloaded separately via Rockstar Social Club. The Rockstar Social Club really isn't all that bad, you don't have to give it away just because it isn't on Steam.
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Apr 21, 2015 15:23
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Some people really must have all their video games in one place and I don't quite understand why.
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Lord Lambeth posted:Some people really must have all their video games in one place and I don't quite understand why.
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Sonance posted:I normally don't care where my games are, but in the case of GTA V I really wanted to do some Steam Broadcasting for some friends (who are apparently allergic to Twitch) While I can't necessarily say I blame them since the community is a loving cesspool, alternatives like Livestreamer exist (and are way better than using the stupid website).
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Use Hitbox.tv instead of Twitch. Steam broadcasting works fine if it's just for friends I guess, but it's not worth the hassle of reselling and rebuying the game over.
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Okay, gently caress it, I'll keep the non-Steam version. Now I just need to find a spare 60GB somewhere.
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Koburn posted:Hotline Miami ripoff Bloodbath Kavkaz came out yesterday and somehow already has 42 reviews, which are mostly positive According to some of the reviews the intro song apparently will, after the EDM drop shift into rick roll lol. Anyone wants to confirm?
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CJacobs posted:Use Hitbox.tv instead of Twitch. Steam broadcasting works fine if it's just for friends I guess, but it's not worth the hassle of reselling and rebuying the game over. You can add the game to Steam as a non-steam game and still stream the game with Steam broadcasting. It works with most games.
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Palpek posted:Some documentary about indie game developers is coming out on Steam today: GameLoading: Rise of the Indies. 
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Shima Honnou posted:Fuckin' spergs, just buy a $10 game there's thousands of decent to good games on Steam and some of them go on sale constantly. I can kind of understand it though - my friends can't buy games so they play either F2P or bundle games I get for them.  Under those new limitations, they'd be pretty limited.
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Manatee Cannon posted:The online was completely broken when it launched on last gen consoles, from what I remember, and it still had that kind of metacritic score. It was still a good game, and GTA wasn't traditionally about the multiplayer. The difference between GTA IV and V is night and day. Shame they locked down the PC version, or I might have bought it on three formats, and I'm not really into multiplayer. Finally got around to Watch_Dogs after being bought it for Christmas; they really screwed the pooch there. Apart from Aiden Pearce having the depth of a puddle, they appear to have attempted to use the AssCreed model to create a GTA clone, and while the world is well-realized, the whole thing doesn't hang well and feels awkward, lumpy and overly beset by minigames and diversions. Given that I obtained an assault rifle for my first CtOS server hack, I can't decide if it wants me to be stealthy or KiLl EvERyONe. So I killed everyone with the silenced pistol and a bunch of faulty wiring.
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It was in the early-mid 80s, brought about by horrible shovelware. As legend goes Nintendo pulled us back from the brink with Officially-Licensed Quality.
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Ragequit posted:Uh, what was the first game industry crash? Presumably they're talking about the big game economy crash in the 80s which was completely incomparable and happened for totally different reasons.
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GTA 5 really has it in for hipsters for some reason. I mean, they stereotype everything(intentionally, of course), but they keep getting back to hipsters over and over.
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Sonance posted:Okay, gently caress it, I'll keep the non-Steam version. Now I just need to find a spare 60GB somewhere. You can even run it through Steam by setting the launcher to "Run as Administrator" and then adding it via the non-Steam games tool.
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CJacobs posted:Presumably they're talking about the big game economy crash in the 80s which was completely incomparable and happened for totally different reasons. Wiki posted:Adding to the industry's woes was a glut of poor titles from hastily-financed startup companies. So, 'poor titles' like those that get greenlit everyday, and 'hastily-financed' like kickstarter games? 
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:So, 'poor titles' like those that get greenlit everyday, and 'hastily-financed' like kickstarter games? The people complaining about the movie thing in the Steam discussions are the same people who buy every visual novel
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